Hoofenmouth | Tuesdays with Stories #664 w/ Mark Normand and Joe List

• 0:06 Cold open — welcome back.
• 0:39 Jacket flex — “holy hell, we’re back.”
• 2:07 Matt hits WebMD; the table lands on hoof-and-mouth as the episode title.
• 8:13 Bikini girl crawl-out-the-window car story.
• 20:38 BlueChew sponsor read begins.
• 23:40 Post-ad return — soft question before the next story.
• 31:40 Joe used to be the hoofing guy — huffing between clubs on foot.
• 45:50 Hunting / Soho etymology board fill.
• 1:10:20 Tour plugs — Toronto and the rest of the dates.
• 1:11:15 Soft close — Pushing Boulder: A Mark-umentary doc plug.

Mark Normand

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Co-host. Misses Ari’s send-off; train-call redemption. 36:26

Joe List

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Co-host. Framing errand; Ireland Wonderwall day. 27:57

Chuck

Producer — board / ones-and-twos note.

Ari Shaffir

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London move / going-away party Mark misses. 34:04

Dan Soder

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Answers Mark’s text chain while Ari stays silent. 41:49

Casino [Blu-ray] — Scorsese sandwich bit. 19:00

Home Alone (Family Fun Edition) [Blu-ray] — Joe Pesci stairs compare in the grandma-fall bit. 16:36

Seinfeld: The Complete Series [Blu-ray] — Kramer / Michael Richards closer. 1:09:14

Shopify — Free trial as read. 21:58

Tuesdays Patreon — Show home base. 1:11:15

Title drop is a WebMD hoof-and-mouth gag while Matt hunts definitions, then the show splits into two engines: Joe’s failed framing mission and Mark missing Ari Shaffir’s London going-away. Joe loads a therapist note plus an Irish painting into a shopping bag, helmets up, and Citi-Bikes toward a frame shop that treats him like a celebrity — only for dock scarcity, chemo-customer energy, and bike-theft paranoia to turn the errand into a comedy of logistics.

Mark’s half is Ari-shaped guilt: party tonight, Shane-and-List guest list, flake texts, Skankfest-in-three-months cope, then a street comic who casually announces the London move Mark already knows about while Soder and Louis answer every ping except Ari — until the train ding finally connects. Soho etymology, Bray/Ireland Wonderwall tourism, and a reincarnation-as-cat closer fill the soft landing after Shopify and BlueChew reads.

London — Ari’s move / Soho digression. 34:04

Soho, London — Name-origin board bit. 45:01

Bray, Ireland — Irish Sea / Wonderwall day. 54:58

Flatiron District — Madison geography aside. 46:58

• BlueChew (20:38) — Sponsor read. Promo code Tuesdays. Offer: buy two months of Blue Chew Gold, get the third month free. bluechew.com
• Shopify (21:58) — shopify.com/tuesdays · free trial as read.