Halloween with Jim Florentine, Rachel Feinstein & Ian Fidance | We Might Be Drunk

• 0:00 Happy Halloween: Greek helmets, and Jim Florentine’s first costume since a bloody OJ in 1996.
• 1:00 Which costumes cross a line: Hitler, Cosby and this year’s true-crime costumes.
• 2:20 Trick-or-treating as a dad, and last-minute hobo and pirate costumes.
• 3:10 Shane Gillis’s stadium night in Philadelphia, and Three 6 Mafia opening.
• 4:00 A Halloween pizza delivery: the pepperoni square pie.
• 4:50 The first comic one host ever opened for was Jim. Then Dennis Hof and the Bunny Ranch.
• 6:40 Crank Yankers: Comedy Central keeps Special Ed out of the revival, and Jimmy Kimmel’s Hollywood problem.
• 8:00 Kids at Jim’s club shows, expecting a puppet show.
• 8:40 How Crank Yankers got its releases signed, versus today’s prank videos.
• 9:40 Jim’s divorce: suspicion, the gym guy, and why he is friends with the man his ex-wife married.
• 10:20 Rachel Feinstein arrives. Flowers from Rachel and Amy Schumer after Jim’s divorce.
• 12:40 Hiring a private investigator through Kenny, the 6’8” bodyguard to Dice, Norton, Schumer and Burr.
• 13:20 Rachel’s stalker who called clubs to say she smelled, and the police report.
• 15:00 Paying the PI at an IHOP on Route 9. Three days and it was over.
• 15:40 Jim never cheated on the road.
• 16:20 Rachel’s stalker is in prison, and the cop with a foot fetish.
• 17:00 A crazy ex thrown out of the biggest show of one host’s life.
• 18:20 A summer-camp dance and the worst thing a counselor ever said.
• 19:40 How long it took Jim and his ex to be good, and co-parenting with the new husband.
• 21:00 Comics and relationships: dinner every night is stability, and the road takes it.
• 21:40 Booking gigs on family vacations: Myrtle Beach, a Daytona one-nighter, and Bora Bora.
• 22:20 A friend’s fight at Epcot during the fireworks.
• 23:20 Partners who want activities: apple picking, salsa lessons, and Joey Diaz’s advice.
• 24:40 Aquariums and museums: seen one fish, seen them all.
• 26:00 Memorizing history dates, Betsy Ross, and a Copenhagen museum with no backstory.
• 27:00 Forts everywhere, built just to not die.
• 27:20 Amsterdam: the prostitution museum, the Anne Frank House and the Van Gogh Museum.
• 28:00 Rachel played Anne Frank on Historical Roasts, opposite Gilbert Gottfried’s Hitler.
• 29:00 Visiting the prostitution museum with a wife who found it sad.
• 30:00 Rich Vos, Patrice O’Neal and Amsterdam.
• 31:20 A buddy’s strip-club night with Dennis Rodman, and planned guys’ trips.
• 32:40 Jim on dating at 62, and why his last relationship ended.
• 33:10 Jim’s vasectomy: five minutes and an ice pack.
• 35:00 Jim met his ex at a Kid Rock and Lynyrd Skynyrd show, and saw them there again this summer.
• 36:00 Dating apps, the suburbs, and driving to sets so he kept it to two drinks.
• 37:05 Sponsor reads: Ethos, Underdog, Hims and Rocket Money.
• 40:40 Why Rachel’s stalker went to prison: a rabbi and a threat to BWI Airport.
• 41:20 A stalker who painted her, sent rings and wrote a novel as her.
• 42:40 800 calls a day from spoofed numbers, and a stalker who worked with a psychic.
• 45:00 Unlawful Entry: Ray Liotta as an obsessed cop. Then Goodfellas.
• 45:40 Rachel likes manly men.
• 47:00 An ex who wanted Rachel to quit stand-up and move to Wayne, New Jersey.
• 48:00 Why you want a busy partner, and partners who resent the road.
• 49:40 Comics who bring dates to open mics and green rooms.
• 51:00 When the girlfriend opened for Jim, and why comics date comics.
• 52:00 Ian Fidance arrives as Princess Jasmine, and calls out Shane Gillis.
• 53:00 Casey Anthony and an SNL monologue, then a fact check on child homicides.
• 57:40 Looting in Paris, Italian men fighting back, and Macron’s promise.
• 1:00:00 Ian’s tattoos: a Metallica piece, the Crazy Sal, and his back.
• 1:03:50 Ian’s good deed outside the Comedy Cellar.
• 1:04:20 Ian fields the room’s questions about cruising culture.
• 1:09:00 Ian recommends Times Square Red, Times Square Blue, and the Giuliani cleanup.
• 1:13:00 Hookup apps and massage parlors, and Philadelphia’s “wishy-washy.”
• 1:15:20 A noir in the background: Out of the Past.
• 1:16:40 Chucky crashes the studio.
• 1:19:50 Plugs: Jim, Ian and Rachel.
• 1:21:40 Chucky explains his viral subway video.
• 1:23:20 Plugs: Mark and Sam.

• 6:40 Crank Yankers — Jim on Comedy Central keeping Special Ed out of the revival, and families who came to his shows expecting puppets.
• 9:40 The amicable divorce — A three-day PI job, years of rage, and a friendship with the new husband for the kids’ sake.
• 13:20 Stalkers — Rachel’s stalkers sent fake emails to clubs, made threats and mailed paintings. She needed police help and a restraining order.
• 21:20 Comics and relationships — Weekends on the road, vacations built around gigs, and why some comics end up dating comics.
• 27:20 Historical Roasts — Rachel played Anne Frank, with Gilbert Gottfried as Hitler, and got a year of angry tweets.

Lindsay Clancy

One of the hosts jokes that a Lindsay Clancy costume will be a big Halloween look this year. 1:17

Gavin DeGraw

One of the hosts says “Gavin McGraw” when talking about a stadium opener, along with the Hooters and Cinderella. 3:50

Joe Matarese

One of the hosts mentions “Joe Materese territory” while talking about Jersey. 4:03

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Crank Yankers — Season 1 Uncensored (DVD) — Jim’s prank-call puppet show. He covers the 2019 revival and the families who came to his shows expecting puppets. Amazon · Wikipedia 7:00

South Park: Complete Seasons 1–20 (DVD) — Named as the cartoon that gets away with everything. Amazon · Wikipedia 7:25

The Brady Bunch: The Complete Series (DVD) — Jim’s blended family gets called the dark Brady Bunch. Amazon · Wikipedia 12:25

Historical Roasts (Netflix) — Rachel played Anne Frank opposite Gilbert Gottfried’s Hitler and drew a year of angry tweets. Netflix · Wikipedia 28:10

Unlawful Entry (1992, Prime Video) — Ray Liotta as a cop obsessed with Kurt Russell’s wife. Called not a good movie but fun for watching Liotta play a psycho. Amazon · Wikipedia 45:00

Goodfellas (25th Anniversary Edition) — The famous Liotta movie Rachel was reaching for. Amazon · Wikipedia 45:30

Times Square Red, Times Square Blue (Samuel R. Delany) — Ian’s book pick about Times Square in the ’70s and ’80s and what changed after the cleanup. Amazon · Wikipedia 1:09:00

Friends: The Complete Series (DVD) — A one-line joke during the Q&A. Amazon · Wikipedia 1:12:20

Out of the Past (1947, DVD) — The noir named in a joke about Sam. Amazon · Wikipedia 1:15:35

Jim Florentine: Jersey Trash (Prime Video) — Jim’s new special. Amazon 1:19:50

Ian Do: An Odd Guy Doing Odd Jobs — Ian’s series where he takes odd jobs on the road. YouTube 1:20:30

Sam Morril: Incorrect (Netflix) — Sam’s new special. Netflix 1:23:40

Lindsay Clancy costume joke — One of the hosts jokes that a Lindsay Clancy costume will be a big Halloween look this year. 1:17

Gavin DeGraw, the Hooters and Cinderella — Talking about a stadium opener, one of the hosts says “Gavin McGraw,” then “the Hooters Cinderella,” meaning the Philadelphia rock bands. No buy links. 3:50

Joe Matarese — One of the hosts mentions “Joe Materese territory” while talking about Jersey. No buy link. 4:03

Costume lines — Bloody OJ in 1996, and why some costumes upset people more than others. 0:40

Shane Gillis at Lincoln Financial Field — About 78,000 tickets, and a Three 6 Mafia set. Wikipedia 3:20

The pepperoni square pie — The Halloween pizza delivered to the studio. 4:20

Special Ed — The Crank Yankers puppet Comedy Central kept out of the 2019 revival. 7:00

Prank-call releases — Jim says about 80% of the people they called signed, often after friends talked them into it. 8:40

A private investigator — Hired through a friend of Kenny’s. He met Jim at an IHOP and needed three days. 14:40

Salsa lessons — Jim’s brother started them six weeks into a new relationship. 24:00

Museums with no backstory — Shoes from an 1840s war in Copenhagen with no explanation. 26:20

The Van Gogh Museum — Book ahead, like the Anne Frank House. 28:00

A vasectomy at 62 — Jim describes the procedure and the follow-up tests. 33:10

Dating apps — Hinge comes up as how one of them met the person they date now. Jim has not used the apps much since his divorce. 35:00

Metallica — Ian’s favorite band, part of a new tattoo. 1:02:00

Riots in Paris — Looted stores and a couple eating dinner near a fire. 57:40

Lincoln Financial Field, Philadelphia — Shane Gillis’s stadium show. 3:20

Moonlite Bunny Ranch, Nevada — Dennis Hof’s ranch, about two hours outside Las Vegas. 5:20

IHOP on Route 9, New Jersey — where Jim met the private investigator. 15:00

Myrtle Beach — a club booked during a family vacation, twice. 21:50

Daytona Beach, Florida — Jim’s one-nighter during a week in Orlando. 22:05

Epcot, Walt Disney World — the friends’ fight during the fireworks. 23:00

Copenhagen — the museum with no explanations. 26:20

Red Light Secrets museum, Amsterdam (Official site) — the prostitution museum one host visited with his wife. 27:20

Anne Frank House, Amsterdam (Official site) — booked months out. 27:55

West New York and Cliffside Park, New Jersey — where Jim lived so he would drive to sets and keep it to two drinks. 36:35

BWI Airport, Maryland — Rachel says her stalker went to prison after threats that included this airport. 40:55

Wayne, New Jersey — where an ex wanted Rachel to move and give up stand-up. 47:30

Comedy Cellar, New York City (Official site) — the corner where Ian stepped in for a woman being bothered. 1:03:50

Times Square — the setting of Ian’s book pick. 1:09:00

Cobb’s Comedy Club, San Francisco (Official site) — Ian, Dec 16. 1:20:22

Punch Line Sacramento (Official site) — Ian, Dec 17–19. 1:20:24

Pittsburgh Improv (Official site) — Ian, Dec 31–Jan 2. Sam, Nov 19–21, 2026 (venue listing). 1:20:26

The Armory at MGM Springfield (Official site) — Ian, Jan 23, 2027 (Live Nation). 1:20:20

Corona Improv (Official site) — Ian, Feb 5–7, 2027 (Live Nation and venue listing). 1:20:20

Vermont Comedy Club, Burlington (Official site) — Rachel calls it a great club. No January date is listed on her site or the venue. 1:21:10

Zanies Comedy Club, Rosemont (Official site) — Rachel, Jan 29–30, 2027 (rachel-feinstein.com). 1:21:10

Comedy Mothership, Austin — Fat Man Stage (Official site) — Mark, Jan 15–16, 2027 (Punchup). 1:23:30

Stand Up Live, Phoenix (Official site) — Sam, Nov 13–15. 1:23:50

Hilarities, Cleveland (Official site) — Sam, Dec 3–5, 2026 (venue listing). 1:23:55

Comedy on State, Madison (Official site) — Sam, Dec 10–12, 2026 (venue listing). He calls it one of his favorite clubs. 1:23:58

Magooby’s Joke House, Timonium, Maryland (Official site) — Sam calls it a good club. 1:24:02

• 23:20 Doing activities on vacation — Partners who want to sightsee or go apple picking when a comic just wants to sit at the hotel.
• 24:40 Museums and aquariums — Seen one fish, seen them all. A painting with no story behind it does nothing for them.
• 26:00 Memorizing history dates — Teachers who make you memorize dates instead of telling the good story.
• 49:00 Partners who resent the road — Working free sets on a Friday or Saturday makes no sense to them, even though bombing is part of writing a new hour.
• 49:40 Dates in the green room — Comics who bring a girlfriend to open mics and green rooms, when silence before a set is the one thing you want.

• 45:00 Unlawful Entry — Not a good movie, but fun if you want to watch Ray Liotta play a psycho for 90 minutes. Amazon
• 1:09:00 Times Square Red, Times Square Blue (Ian Fidance) — Samuel R. Delany’s book on Times Square in the ’70s and ’80s. Amazon
• 1:19:50 Jim Florentine: Jersey Trash (Jim Florentine) — His new special on Prime Video. Amazon
• 1:20:30 Ian Do — Ian’s odd-jobs series. YouTube
• 1:21:10 Vermont Comedy Club (Rachel Feinstein) — Named as a great club. Official site
• 1:23:40 Sam Morril: Incorrect (Sam Morril) — His new Netflix special. Netflix
• 1:23:58 Comedy on State (Sam Morril) — One of the clubs he loves. Official site

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• Underdog (38:05) — Underdog · the Supercharge feature · terms apply; trading involves risk · no code.
• Hims (38:55) — hims.com/drunk · online treatment plans · prescription products require a provider consultation · no code.
• Rocket Money (39:50) — rocketmoney.com/drunk · find and cancel unwanted subscriptions · no code.

• 21:40 For comics: if you have to take a family trip, look for a guest spot or a one-nighter nearby, as Jim and others on the panel have done.
• 49:20 Count the nights that bomb as part of the work. The table agrees failed bits open room to try new ones while writing an hour.
• 49:50 Leave your date at home on road gigs and in green rooms. The other comics want quiet before they go up.
• 1:04:00 If a stranger is bothering a woman on the street, act like you know her and walk her away, as Ian did outside the Comedy Cellar.