TAYLOR WILLIAMSON brings furry beef to the show and does dog tricks. Also, hot HEIDI KLUM stories! | Harland Highway

• 0:00 Tribute to Eric Bauza, the voice of Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck and Tweety, and the Polka Dot Door theme.
• 2:00 Meet Betty, Taylor’s dog: is that a tail, and is she a dog or a squirrel?
• 5:00 She came named Cookie Crumbles, plus pet cemeteries and the pets Egyptians mummified.
• 8:00 Deaf in one ear, and who gets offended on someone else’s behalf.
• 10:40 Taylor says he’s a 40-year-old virgin, and a message for his mom.
• 16:00 The truth comes out, and Taylor’s early spot on The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson.
• 17:20 Hims read.
• 19:00 Late-night TV, a nude army-ant documentary and Betty’s hand-me-down outfits.
• 20:00 Rogan, Theo Von, Tom Segura and how fancy this podcast is.
• 23:20 Why never doing drugs may be hurting Taylor’s career, and Harland is tired of sobriety stories.
• 26:20 Celebrity barf stories, pressed butterflies and a tall tale about a waterfall rescue in Rwanda.
• 31:00 Bye-bye etiquette and a Sesame Street riff.
• 32:40 “Can I tell you?” meets “Can I listen?”
• 33:40 Switching dentists: Wendy Liebman’s referral and the “nepo dentist.”
• 35:20 Harland’s hot-sauce ring of fire, and the trick called Defiance.
• 40:20 The guest who flipped Harland’s desk, and chaos versus art on podcasts.
• 43:00 Betty’s real trick: “Good night, Betty,” in any language.
• 44:20 Panda Express, a tempura tarantula in Cambodia, and Iceland.
• 46:40 How to take a compliment about your dog.
• 49:10 Betty’s hoarding-house backstory, and the Comedy Store list of who can’t hold her.
• 51:20 “She’s an angel sent from heaven”: name that movie.
• 51:50 Undrdog read.
• 54:00 Raising Arizona, and the actress from Fargo.
• 55:20 The official intro, and running into Harland at The Counter after America’s Got Talent.
• 57:00 Heidi Klum, America’s Got Talent and Taylor’s one-hit wonder.
• 58:50 Harland’s Tonight Show remote: the Victoria’s Secret jet to Vegas.
• 1:01:40 A Heidi Klum night-watch plan, Denny’s, and Harland’s restless-leg wine.
• 1:03:20 Sleep-jogging to Bob’s Big Boy in Burbank.
• 1:04:00 Teeth grinding, a night guard and Taylor’s new Hollywood dentist.
• 1:08:20 Taylor needs a viral clip and asks how to rebrand.
• 1:10:00 Harland’s courtroom monologue, and a podcast Oscar.
• 1:13:00 The play-dead trick, PETA, and a dog that volunteers.
• 1:17:20 The word for a dog’s love, and Britney Spears.
• 1:19:30 Sleep paralysis demons versus restless legs, and Trading Places.
• 1:21:20 The Malibu neighbor who didn’t wave, reenacted.
• 1:25:40 Hosting at the Hollywood Improv at 18, and Harland’s “Wall-E Wipeout” intro.
• 1:29:00 A book from Taylor’s aunt: Things You Will Never Hear Them Say.
• 1:32:40 Words from a Wooden Shoe: “dead body.”
• 1:39:00 A bowl of water for Betty, and what makes Harland unusual.
• 1:40:20 Plugs: Taylor’s specials, tour dates and Bret Hart’s Calgary visits.
• 1:42:40 Harland’s Cameo plug.

• 0:00 Remembering Eric Bauza — Harland opens with a tribute to his friend and former guest, the voice of Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck and Tweety, who died unexpectedly.
• 10:40 The 40-year-old virgin who wasn’t — Taylor says he’s 40 and waiting, and Harland is in awe. Minutes later, once his mom has stopped watching, Taylor admits he isn’t.
• 35:20 A trick called Defiance — Betty won’t go near a hot-sauce ring of fire, so her refusal gets named a trick of its own.
• 57:00 Taylor and Heidi Klum — Heidi’s “you’re not funny” on live TV became Taylor’s storyline, and her playing along kept the bit going. Harland says she was the nicest of the models he met.
• 1:25:40 Wall-E Wipeout from Riverside — Harland explains why he asks hosts to bring him up under a nonsense name: it wipes away the movie credits so he can be funny on his own.
• 1:32:40 “Dead body” — The wooden-shoe word leads to both of them remembering seeing a grandfather after he died.

Looney Tunes Cartoons: The Complete Series (DVD) — The series where Eric Bauza voiced Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck. Amazon 1:00

Pet Sematary (Stephen King) — From a guess at how Taylor would bury Betty. Amazon 6:00

The 40-Year-Old Virgin (Blu-ray) — It comes up when Taylor says he’s 40 and waiting, and Taylor pitches a sequel. Amazon 11:00

Monkey costume for small dogs — Like Betty’s hand-me-down monkey outfit, the one Harland calls Curious George (brand not named). Amazon 20:50

Sesame Street: Old School Volume 1 (DVD) — Cookie Monster, Grover and Oscar’s trash can, from a Sesame Street riff. Amazon 31:50

Raising Arizona (Blu-ray) — Where “she’s an angel sent from heaven” comes from. Amazon 51:40

Fargo (Blu-ray) — The sheriff movie they use to place the actress in the Raising Arizona scene. Amazon 54:05

In the Zone (Britney Spears) — The album with “Toxic.” Amazon 1:18:50

Trading Places (Blu-ray) — Restless legs and sleep paralysis, swapped. Amazon 1:20:20

Half Baked (DVD) — One of the credits Harland wipes away with a fake name. Amazon 1:27:50

RocketMan (DVD) — Harland’s 1997 Disney movie, in the same list. Amazon 1:27:50

There’s Something About Mary (Blu-ray) — The third credit in the list. Amazon 1:27:50

Things You Will Never Hear Them Say… (Roscoe Boulevard and Cliff Carle) — The joke book Taylor’s aunt sent him for his birthday. Amazon 1:29:20

Taylor Williamson: Live at the Comedy Store — Taylor’s special, free on his channel. YouTube 1:40:40

Bret “The Hitman” Hart T-shirt — Closest match to the Bret Hart T-shirt Taylor wears on the episode. Amazon 1:41:20

Polka Dot Door — The Canadian kids’ show whose theme gets sung in the Eric Bauza tribute. Wikipedia 1:20

The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson — Taylor’s early TV set. Wikipedia 17:00

Panda Express — White meat or dark, and why the bears are to blame. Wikipedia 44:20

America’s Got Talent, season 8 — Taylor finished runner-up, and Heidi Klum’s put-downs became his storyline. Wikipedia 55:40

The Counter — The burger spot on Sunset where Taylor ran into Harland after the show. They think the Ventura Boulevard one is still open. Official site 55:50

The Tonight Show with Jay Leno — Harland’s remote segments: rodeos, family homes, car races and the Victoria’s Secret jet. Wikipedia 58:50

Denny’s — Moons Over My Hammy and a French Slam after the night watch. Wikipedia 1:02:20

Newfoundland Screech — What the restless-leg wine gets compared to. Wikipedia 1:03:00

PETA — Who to call after Harland’s play-dead story. Wikipedia 1:15:00

Words from a Wooden Shoe — Harland’s closing segment: the guest pulls a word from a wooden shoe and tells the story it brings up. 1:32:40

Cambodia — Where a tempura-fried tarantula leg got eaten. Wikipedia 44:50

Iceland — Four languages, and a great country for a dog that falls asleep on command. Wikipedia 46:00

The Comedy Store, West Hollywood — Taylor brings Betty here with a list of comics who aren’t allowed to hold her, and his specials were taped here. (Official site) 50:30

Bob’s Big Boy, Burbank — Where Harland once woke up after his restless legs took him for a jog. (Official site) 1:03:20

Malibu — Harland’s neighborhood, and the neighbor who didn’t wave thanks when Taylor pulled over. Wikipedia 1:21:20

Hollywood Improv — Where Taylor, 18 and hosting, first brought Harland to the stage. (Official site) 1:25:50

San Francisco — One of Taylor’s upcoming tour stops. Wikipedia 1:40:50

Calgary — Where Bret Hart came to see Taylor twice. Wikipedia 1:41:10

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• 0:00 Eric Bauza on Harland Highway #38 — The 2022 episode with the voice of Bugs Bunny, Tweety and Daffy Duck. Watch on YouTube
• 17:00 Taylor on The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson — One of Taylor’s early late-night sets. The Comedian List: Craig Ferguson · The Comedian List: Taylor Williamson · Watch on YouTube
• 51:40 Raising Arizona — The 1987 Coen brothers comedy behind “she’s an angel sent from heaven.” The Celeb List: Nicolas Cage · Where to watch
• 57:00 Taylor on America’s Got Talent — The season 8 run, and the Heidi Klum bit that made it. The Celeb List: Heidi Klum · The Comedian List: Taylor Williamson · America’s Got Talent on NBC
• 1:19:30 Taylor’s first Harland Highway visit — The 2024 episode where he first told the sleep paralysis demon story. Watch on YouTube
• 1:27:50 Harland’s movies — Half Baked, RocketMan, There’s Something About Mary and the rest of the credits he wipes away on stage. Best Movies & TV Shows: Harland Williams · The Comedian List: Harland Williams
• 1:40:40 Taylor Williamson at the Comedy Store — His full stand-up specials, free on YouTube. The Comedian List: Taylor Williamson · Watch Live at the Comedy Store (2023) · Watch Big Time Celebrity (2026)
• 1:41:10 Bret “the Hitman” Hart — The wrestler who came to Taylor’s Calgary shows twice. The Celeb List: Bret Hart · Official site