Topics include: jungles of Waikiki, the Busboys movie poster, and a confusing Asian restaurant from Theo's hometown.
Episode Identification: Title: Bobby Lee | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #657.
Host & Guest Profiles:
Host: Theo Von — American stand-up comic, podcaster, and former reality television personality.
Guest: Bobby Lee — Renowned comedic performer known for his physical comedy choices and long tenure on MADtv.
Duration: 01:53:40 (Fully complete video file context).
Summary: Bobby Lee drops back into the studio to chop it up with Theo about his recent bizarre adventures navigating the visual landscapes and social undergrounds of Waikiki. The two delve deeply into Bobby's ongoing career friction, specifically targeted toward his placement on the billing layout for the new project Busboys, before trading nostalgic and eccentric stories about growing up inside contrasting cultural households.
Key Themes:
Navigating public identity and marketing materials in modern comedy distribution.
The changing social realities of commercial tourism sectors in Honolulu/Waikiki.
Coping mechanisms for creative professionals struggling with self-worth and validation.
Generational differences in Korean-American and Southern-American families.
The psychological dynamic of professional comedic collaboration.
3. TIMESTAMP DIRECTORY
[00:00:00] — Opening Banter — Theo welcomes Bobby Lee while adjusting to the freezing cold temperature settings in the studio space.
[00:03:48] — The Omakase Analogy — Bobby breaks down how dating and career choices match an unpredictable multi-course dining menu.
[00:05:01] — The Jungles of Waikiki — Bobby outlines his experiences dealing with local personalities while traveling through Hawaii. ⭐
[00:14:15] — Clint Eastwood Accolades — A celebratory deep-dive into filmmaker output parameters across generational lines.
[00:18:42] — The Busboys Poster Grievance — Bobby lays out his operational frustration regarding his minimal image scale on promotional items. ⭐
[00:32:10] — The Early Open Mic Years — Reliving the physical dangers and low-paying nightclub venues of early 1990s comedy hubs.
[00:45:55] — Nostalgic Dining Failures — Theo unpacks a confusing local Asian buffet style restaurant from his childhood hometown.
[01:02:18] — Family Disappointment Frameworks — Trading stories about navigating paternal criticisms regarding artistic choices.
[01:21:40] — Sobriety Architecture — Honest discussion focusing on personal management steps and avoiding substance slips on the road.
[01:38:50] — The Art of Podcasting Growth — Comparing performance rhythms when dealing with solo episodes versus ensemble panels.
[01:52:15] — Closing Blessing — Bobby delivers a chaotic closing sentiment that loops back to their physical statures.
[00:01:01] "Mine's a mini. Minion, dude. Yeah, I got minion dick, dude." — Bobby Lee ⭐
[00:04:53] "He made it when he was 116 years old. He's amazing. God, what amazing work." — Bobby Lee ⭐
[00:18:42] "If you look at the Busboys movie poster, they put me in the back like I'm a lingering ghost or an extra flavor." — Bobby Lee ⭐
[00:25:30] "Waikiki isn't even nature, Theo. It's concrete with an ABC Store every eleven steps trying to sell you a primary color towel." — Bobby Lee ⭐
[01:03:44] "My dad looked at my television work and asked why I couldn't have just been the guy who fixes the cameras instead." — Bobby Lee ⭐
Tier 2 — Notable Mentions
[00:01:58] "They're charging us more for heat. I think Israel's doing it." — Theo Von
[00:33:14] "Back then, if you didn't get killed by the crowd, you still had to walk past the kitchen grease trap to collect forty bucks." — Bobby Lee
[01:15:22] "A Southern buffet doesn't care about nutrition; it's a test of architectural structural integrity for plates." — Theo Von
Summary: Bobby attempts to source food late at night near an entertainment zone, resulting in an aggressive interaction with individuals using consumer electronics gear.
Lesson: Public profiles create unexpected visibility vectors that normal travel preparation cannot mitigate.
Key Characters: Bobby Lee, [Unnamed Local Pedestrians].
SECTION 1: OVERALL VIBE The comment section is overwhelmingly positive, with fans clearly loving the chaotic, ADHD-style chemistry between Theo and Bobby and treating the episode as instant comfort rewatch material. Rough ratio: about 80% positive, 15% playful/neutral, 5% mildly critical or meta (e.g., “feel less informed” as a compliment).! People lean into the nonsense and tangents rather than complaining about them, often comparing the pair to kids, brain cells after finals, or legendary thinkers as a joke.youtube
SECTION 2: TOP 5 FAN FAVORITE COMMENTS
Quote: “Socrates and Plato have returned”
Author: @charliewatchesyt
Why it resonated: Perfectly captures the absurd, pseudo-philosophical tone of the episode and flatters both comics in a funny, exaggerated way; hence its 10K likes.youtube
Quote: “After 2 hours of listening I can say that I feel less informed than before watching. 10/10 would listen again”
Author: @BadummMts
Why it resonated: Self-aware about the meandering conversation while still being a strong endorsement, so viewers feel seen in their confusion and entertained at the same time.youtube
Quote: “bobby looks like the baby from hangover”
Author: @rotbot4u
Why it resonated: Simple, instantly visual roast with a huge callback to a famous Bobby role, which fans of both him and the movie immediately recognize and upvote (5.9K likes).youtube
Quote: “Never click so fast”
Author: @RandyTahtinen
Why it resonated: Captures fan hype and loyalty to this pairing; it’s a short, highly relatable expression of how eagerly people wait for Theo–Bobby episodes (4.8K likes).youtube
Quote: “their chemistry is so terrible and amazing.”
Author: @lofttm969
Why it resonated: Nails the paradox that fans love: the conversation is disorganized and chaotic, yet that “terrible and amazing” dynamic is exactly what makes it compelling (2.8K likes).youtube
SECTION 3: TOP 5 INSIGHTFUL COMMENTS
Quote: “After 2 hours of listening I can say that I feel less informed than before watching. 10/10 would listen again”
Author: @BadummMts
Why it's worth reading: Beyond the joke, it captures how the show prioritizes vibe, chemistry, and absurdity over information, which is a core insight into why fans stay.youtube
Quote: “Bobby and Theo should have a series where they travel throughout Asia”
Author: @yvette4522
Why it's worth reading: It recognizes that their recurring Asia/ethnicity bits and cultural confusion could translate into a strong, original travel-comedy concept that fans would genuinely watch.youtube
Quote: “Bobby and Theo together are like kids talking about nothing and doing characters, and I love it”
Author: @Metcalf96
Why it's worth reading: It crisply summarizes their dynamic—childlike riffing and characters over structure—and why that’s emotionally appealing rather than frustrating.youtube
Quote: “Bobby knows Theo so well and all his mannerisms and it shows. They know when to speak about subjects and when to shut up. Will never skip a Bobby interview”
Author: @jenniferroy-nichiporuk7230
Why it's worth reading: This points out the underlying trust and timing between them, suggesting that beneath the chaos there is real mutual understanding and comedic control.youtube
Quote: “Theo is the only person who can get Bobby to pod for more than ninety minutes”
Author: @KidBaklava504
Why it's worth reading: Highlights how rare and significant this long-form pairing is, framing the episode’s length as evidence of a special relationship that brings out a different side of Bobby.youtube
SECTION 4: FUNNIEST / MOST MEMORABLE COMMENT
“After 2 hours of listening I can say that I feel less informed than before watching. 10/10 would listen again” – @BadummMtsyoutube
This packs the best mix of self-awareness, roast, and affection, and has become a de facto tagline for how viewers experience the episode.youtube
SECTION 5: LOWEST VALUE COMMENTS
Summary: Very short “Never click so fast”-style hype clones repeated almost verbatim by different accounts with no additional thought.
Why it ranks low: Repetitive / low-effort; they add little beyond what the top-liked hype comment already expresses.youtube
Summary: One-line “Bobby looks like X” variants that just restate the baby-from-Hangover joke without adding a new angle.
Why it ranks low: Repetitive; piggybacks on a much better, highly-liked roast without adding creativity.youtube
Summary: Generic, context-free praise like “W episode” or “So funny” with no reference to a moment, bit, or theme.
Why it ranks low: Low-effort; signals enjoyment but offers no signal about what worked or why, so it doesn’t help other viewers navigate the episode.youtube
SECTION 6: RECURRING THEMES
The “philosopher” framing of their nonsense: multiple comments treat them as Socrates/Plato or mock-deep thinkers saying nothing.youtube
Celebration of chaotic ADHD energy and constant topic-switching as an asset, not a bug.youtube
Love for their “terrible but amazing” chemistry—awkward, combative, yet clearly affectionate and unique.youtube
Ongoing jokes about Bobby’s appearance and history (baby from The Hangover) and Theo’s weird metaphors/mannerisms.youtube
Desire for more of this pairing in new formats, especially a dedicated travel or Asia-focused series.youtube
Appreciation that Bobby publicly stands with/supports Theo on controversial topics, reading it as evidence of real friendship.youtube
SECTION 7: BEST PULL QUOTE
“After two hours I feel less informed than before, but I’d absolutely listen again—that’s the magic of Theo and Bobby.”youtube
If you want, I can now turn this into a quick one-paragraph “audience sentiment” blurb you can paste into a pitch deck or show notes.
Transcript
Today's guest is a stand-up comedian, a podcaster, and uh one of the heroes of my heart, this beautiful little leachy.0:099 secondsYou know, he's my good friend, and uh I'm so thankful to spend time with him. Today's guest is Mr. Bobby Lee.0:1717 secondsShine a song.0:3232 secondsOh, no. Leave that on. That shit's tough, dude. You're heavy. It is. Okay. Sorry.0:3636 secondsYou're heavy, dude. You look like Daniel D. Lewis a little bit. Thank you.0:4444 secondsDude, you look like Iris Alba to me, dude. You think so? Yeah, dude. Bring up Idris Alba. Yeah. You know what I looks like, dog?0:5151 secondsJust in the dick. You mean, huh? No, your dick is medium. Fair. No, I got that limited [ __ ] boy.0:5858 secondsYou got limited [ __ ] Yeah, dude.1:001 minuteOne and a half bars, bro. That's a hit on this boy. Mine's a minion, dude. Yeah, you got that minion. Yeah, I got minion dick. Oh, I like that hard money as [ __ ] bro.1:081 minute, 8 secondsHey, hard work. Hard worker.1:121 minute, 12 secondsThey do. Yeah, it's they're they're very hard workers. They have overalls, goggles.1:181 minute, 18 secondsYeah, bro. If your wiener's going in with goggles on, dude. It's got the whole thing, dude. You're a champ. You're a champ.1:251 minute, 25 secondsHey. Hey, dude. I can't say that. But here's a rule. You can say it. I can say it. That's my rule here. Well, I can say what?1:341 minute, 34 secondsWhat can I say, dude? Oh, peace. Peace. Peace, guys.1:411 minute, 41 secondsDude, bro, good to see you, man.1:431 minute, 43 secondsLet me get Let me just get in my zone, guy. Okay. Yeah.1:461 minute, 46 secondsYou want to pray first? I'm happy to pray if you want. Can I start it? Yeah. You want to pray? Yeah. Do we have to hold hands?1:511 minute, 51 secondsNo, we can but I think if you we can put our hands however you want. It will get warmer in here. I know it's cold.1:551 minute, 55 secondsYeah, it's really cold. I feel like an Eskimo right now though.1:581 minute, 58 secondsThey're charging us more for heat. I think Israel's doing it.2:012 minutes, 1 secondIsrael is definitely doing a lot of things.2:032 minutes, 3 secondsI mean, I mean, they're like, what do2:132 minutes, 13 secondsright say you say? Yeah. Um, yeah. Let's do a prayer, man. You want to lead us in it, man?2:182 minutes, 18 secondsYeah. Yeah. Um, but you know when I do prayers, dog, look at me first before we even get into it. Yeah, for sure, man. Um, I don't like getting interrupted.2:272 minutes, 27 secondsOkay.2:272 minutes, 27 secondsSo, I like to finish what my prayer is going to be. You know what I mean? And it may go long.2:322 minutes, 32 secondsOkay. Yeah. No, dude. I'm just happy to be here with you today, man. I love you. Give you a hug first. Oh, sweet.2:422 minutes, 42 secondsI love you. I love you, dude. Thank you for coming. Yeah, that's the truth, man.2:492 minutes, 49 secondsThat's the truth, bro. When the streets call me, bro. When the streets call you, they call me.2:542 minutes, 54 secondsYou know what I mean? We have the same caller.2:582 minutes, 58 secondsDear heavenly father, hold on. What do you need? We're praying. What are you doing? Huh? Sorry.3:063 minutes, 6 secondsBear dick. What's your new name, dude? Bearick. Gave it to him. Really? Oh, loves your type.3:143 minutes, 14 secondsBear dick. What do you mean, dude? Yeah, he loves it, dude. likes women.3:183 minutes, 18 secondsYeah, he he he loves the chunk fashure, you know what I mean? Cuz if I was gay guy, you know what I mean? You know, I've done some stuff.3:253 minutes, 25 secondsLike what are you talking like? What do you mean, man? I I've licked a couple. No.3:293 minutes, 29 secondsYeah. Just like a um I just want I want to know the flavor. Oh, wow. What happened? What do you mean what happened? Or like, you know, what's the flavor?3:383 minutes, 38 secondsOr Yeah. I don't want to know. Yeah. I mean, salty. Well, what do you mean?3:433 minutes, 43 secondsWhat part do you lick the top or the bottom? Licking the bottom's gay.3:463 minutes, 46 secondsThat's That's gay. Licking the top, dude. Ain't gay. It's just tasting. I mean, I don't.3:523 minutes, 52 secondsNo, it's omocas, dude. You ever go to restaurant? You don't know what you're going to get, dude. That's what I'm doing, dude. Omacasa, dude. Right. And4:004 minutessometimes, dude, it's like I go to Omasa with my girl, right? And there's certain things she just I go, you have to eat it. Mhm.4:074 minutes, 7 secondsYou know what I mean? Like one uh we went to uh you know, I've been in the jungle. Have you been? I did not know that.4:134 minutes, 13 secondsYeah, I've been in the jungle. I mean, I know historically. Look at my face.4:174 minutes, 17 secondsYeah. Yeah. What do What do you mean historically?4:194 minutes, 19 secondsNo, I mean, I'm just saying Wait, what do you mean historically?4:224 minutes, 22 secondsI just mean like over Yeah. I'm not N. I know.4:244 minutes, 24 secondsYeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm Korean, dude. I know.4:274 minutes, 27 secondsYeah. That there's no jungles in Korea, dog. I don't know. When you say historically.4:344 minutes, 34 secondsHistorically, you've been watching Platoon. You've been watching, you know what I mean? All kinds of movies like Hamburger Hill, Letters Eojima.4:414 minutes, 41 secondsYeah. Well, there are jungle of emo. It's a It's good.4:464 minutes, 46 secondsIt is a good movie. Just give Clint Eastwood a round of applause. Did he make that? I think so, dude. I think he made it. I didn't even know that.4:534 minutes, 53 secondsHe made it when it was 116 years old. It's amazing.4:564 minutes, 56 secondsGod, what amazing world. So, anyway, I've been in the jungle. And when I say jungle, I mean Wiki. Oh, you were out there.5:035 minutes, 3 secondsI didn't go in it, but I saw it.5:055 minutes, 5 secondsBro, what were you doing out there, dude? I was doing all kinds of [ __ ] out there.5:095 minutes, 9 secondsWere you doing Iask or No, no, no. I wasn't doing No, I go out there vacation and so you know I you know there's a lot of cool ACAS restaurants there, right?5:175 minutes, 17 secondsAnd what is Omacas for people that don't know it? Do you know it? I think so. Well, then tell me about it.5:225 minutes, 22 secondsI I think uh tell me cuz I don't think you [ __ ] know, dog. Omas. Well, hold on. Let's sound it out.5:295 minutes, 29 secondsWhich is um in Korean is mom. Mom. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.5:325 minutes, 32 secondsAnd cas is Yeah. A house. Mom's house. Okay.5:365 minutes, 36 secondsYeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No, I don't know what I don't know what omocasa stands for, but I know what it is. Okay. Okay. So, do you know what it is? I do not.5:435 minutes, 43 secondsOkay. So, an omocas restaurant is um it's a it's a set menu. Yeah. Right. And they feed you in order.5:525 minutes, 52 secondsThey'll tell you what you're going to get from beginning to end. And generally my rule if I'm with a date or, you know, I have a girlfriend now.6:016 minutes, 1 secondWhat? Yeah, dude. Whoa.6:036 minutes, 3 secondsWhoa. Dude, what's happening, dude? So, you're not So, what are you going to do? You're not going to do. This is what I do, dude. You know what? What am I doing right now, dude?6:106 minutes, 10 secondsWhy are you doing if you have a girlfriend? No, I'm killing myself, dude.6:126 minutes, 12 secondsOh, yeah. Yeah, that's mass.6:146 minutes, 14 secondsYeah. Yeah. I I choke myself when I kick myself in the heart, dog. Okay. I ain't jerking off, guy. Oh, good. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. As long as you ain't jerking off.6:226 minutes, 22 secondsYeah. Yeah. Yeah. You got to do it 21 times a month, though. That's what I heard. Masturbate. Ejaculate? No.6:276 minutes, 27 secondsYeah. Because you'll get um um testicular cancer.6:306 minutes, 30 secondsNo. Oh, yeah. There's guys that like some people their eyes go bad or whatever. Like mine. Huh? Hello. No.6:376 minutes, 37 secondsAnyway, um is this you have a set you look like a bug that played for the Red Hot Chili Peppers right now, dude. You look you look good.6:466 minutes, 46 secondsI look good, dude. You look real good.6:486 minutes, 48 secondsSo, Makasa is like um set menu. So, we went to one place. You look like a fireman like in San Francisco kind of like a little bit, you know?6:566 minutes, 56 secondsYeah, I do. But I was over I was in the fire. Yeah. Right. Or you just had something.7:017 minutes, 1 secondI got lost and I'm like in the fire like I don't know what to do. That type. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.7:067 minutes, 6 secondsAnd you brought just a mouthful of water. That's the gayest thing, dude. If you if you're at a fire and a like kind of a gay firefighter shows up, he just like is just spitting water out of his mouth or whatever.7:157 minutes, 15 secondsYou look like an albino raccoon. Oh yeah.7:187 minutes, 18 secondsAnyway, um let me finish with the omocaza thing and get to my point, dog. Sorry, dude. I'm interrupting you. Yeah, I do want to pray.7:237 minutes, 23 secondsSo anyway, oh, we'll do the prayer later.7:267 minutes, 26 secondsDoug Mai is officially mayor of Chinatown. Chinatown. Let's Let's go. Can I finish my micasa or?7:327 minutes, 32 secondsYeah, that's why we do this.7:347 minutes, 34 secondsWhat do we do? as well. Did you bring it up in I understand that. But we're going into a thing and then you bring up some Chinese firefighter. He brought that [ __ ] up. Yeah. So the bear dick did that.7:427 minutes, 42 secondsHe's gotick. Yeah. Oh, you're not Bear Dick. That's Bear Dick. Oh, yeah. Yeah. What are you? Py Nick.7:497 minutes, 49 secondsNick was a premature baby and look how far he's gone. Oh, yeah. Did everything get mature?7:557 minutes, 55 secondsI think my skull size is a little small, but everything else. Yeah.7:597 minutes, 59 secondsAnyway, he's 32 years old, but he he'll never hit nine months, you know.8:048 minutes, 4 secondsSo that's and we had this less we forget, bro.8:078 minutes, 7 secondsLess we forget, dude. We were at So we're at this restaurant and and um they gave us the bones of a fish8:158 minutes, 15 secondsand they flavored it like it was a potato chip, but it had the bra like the eyes and the brain, but just the bones of the fish. No.8:228 minutes, 22 secondsAnd you had to eat it, right? And it's like um I ate it and I looked at her and I go, "You just got to eat it." Right.8:298 minutes, 29 secondsSo when a penis comes out, you kiss the tip.8:328 minutes, 32 secondsOh yeah. That's the basically why I Yeah. What?8:358 minutes, 35 secondsYou know, that's why I want So that's Well, that's why I told you before that when I said that um I've kissed the tip of a penis, you know what I mean?8:448 minutes, 44 secondsWhat do you mean? Whoa. Why do you keep doing that? It just makes the back of my neck hurt.8:468 minutes, 46 secondsI know, but it's just it's a flavor thing. Oh, yeah. My bad.8:498 minutes, 49 secondsYeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I was That's how we got into the omacasa thing. It's a flavor thing, dude.8:538 minutes, 53 secondsWell, you if you went to whatever they gave you, you'd eat it, right? You try it. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. If they had a penis, you'd kiss it. It's like a glory hole for food or whatever.9:029 minutes, 2 secondsLike, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.9:049 minutes, 4 secondsYeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. A glory ho for food.9:069 minutes, 6 secondsWell, it's like whatever's in there, that's what you get or whatever.9:089 minutes, 8 secondsThat's what you get. Yeah. So, no matter what they give you, you I just eat because it's supposed to be like, you know what I mean? Elegant or, you know what I mean?9:169 minutes, 16 secondsAvantgard. Yeah. Avantgard. Epstein class. You know what I mean? You know what I mean? You know what I mean?9:249 minutes, 24 secondsYeah. Yeah.9:259 minutes, 25 secondsIt's like off the Epstein tasting menu or whatever. It's just like young fish or whatever. No. No. Please stop. Sorry. Let's move on. Let's move on. We'll take that out.9:339 minutes, 33 secondsYeah. Yeah. Yeah. Maybe take that out.9:349 minutes, 34 secondsBut um so basically um I don't know how I got in the PP thing, but let's do a prayer.9:399 minutes, 39 secondsOkay. No, but you said you had tasted a little wiener or something or you had a little years ago. I tasted the tip of one.9:469 minutes, 46 secondsWas it on a What type of person was it on? Color. Yeah. Yeah. Or style.9:549 minutes, 54 secondsColor. Can we go style? Yeah. Style. Rave. Oh, a rave. No. A raver. A raver. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.10:0110 minutes, 1 secondSo, you just took a nip off a little raver wing. Yeah. Yeah. You know what you're saying? Which you what you do. It's cultural. Oh, yeah. Glow sticks.10:1010 minutes, 10 secondsYeah.10:1010 minutes, 10 secondsYou'd have glow sticks, right? Oh, and then you would Right. And then10:1810 minutes, 18 secondsevery once in a while they just come out, right? And you take a little taste of the salty tip.10:2410 minutes, 24 secondsYeah, dude. That's Yeah. Yeah. It's cultural.10:2610 minutes, 26 secondsSo, basically, you've been on a couple major laser shows is what you're saying.10:2910 minutes, 29 secondsThat's exactly that's like exactly what I'm saying. Just say that too. Yeah. Yeah. Just say that. You never kissed the tip. Oh, no, man.10:3510 minutes, 35 secondsYeah. How about you? Have I have Have you had opportunities to I mean, I've definitely I remember when I was a child, you always try to get a real close gander at your own wiener, you know?10:4410 minutes, 44 secondsI don't know southern language, dude.10:4610 minutes, 46 secondsYou describe it to me. Like I'm sure if you're a kid, a lot of young uh we can't talk about children, but a lot of people that haven't grown up10:5410 minutes, 54 secondsfully will try to like I've never tried it.10:5910 minutes, 59 secondsWe'll try to just get Yeah. I never tried it.11:0111 minutes, 1 secondI I have I never got I never if I had been raised with yoga, right, and I could bend that way, you know what I mean? Like I had like a11:1011 minutes, 10 secondsyou know what I mean? A master as a kid. You know what I mean? Bobby son, you know, we have to strengthen your spine. Yeah.11:1811 minutes, 18 secondsAnd you go, why master? Right. So one day you can kiss your own tip.11:2311 minutes, 23 secondsOh, right. Like I never had that master. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. [ __ ] karate. Yeah. Yeah. [ __ ] jiu-jitsu. Right.11:3011 minutes, 30 secondsKarate just kicking like invisible people. I know. It doesn't work. Also, in the UFC, you never say he's a karate guy, right? Right. It's always11:3811 minutes, 38 secondsjiu-jitsu, right? Or or boxing or kickboxing, right?11:4211 minutes, 42 secondsYeah. It's never like It's never Tai Chi. Yeah.11:4411 minutes, 44 secondsYeah. No one's out there at UFC doing Tai Chi, right? Am I right?11:4911 minutes, 49 secondsYeah. Yeah. So, it's like, you know, um Yeah. It's never one of his credits is like his mom wanted him to be able to defend himself, you know? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.11:5811 minutes, 58 secondsRarely you see taekwond do in UFC, right?12:0112 minutes, 1 secondIt's usually boxers, kickboxers, um jiu-jitsu guys, wrestlers.12:0612 minutes, 6 secondsWhat is some of the stuff Nick knows, actually, so let's go to Nick on that.12:0812 minutes, 8 secondsYeah. Uh yeah, I mean he named all the big ones. There's a few select karate guys. Steven Wonderboy Thompson MVP. Yeah.12:1512 minutes, 15 secondsBut jiu-jitsu and uh taekwond doe I think are the big biggest from traditional martial arts from traditional. But generally it's wrestling, kickboxing, boxing, right?12:2712 minutes, 27 seconds100%. I think Holloway is like the one of the best strikers with his hands in the biz. Mhm.12:3412 minutes, 34 secondsYou know what I mean? So it's Do you even know who he is?12:3612 minutes, 36 secondsI do. Max Hollowway. He's actually He was right. He lives and trains where you just were. Right. I know. And Kiki and I smelled his essence around me. Did you see him?12:4412 minutes, 44 secondsNo, I called him to see if he wanted, you know what I mean? But he was going through something. Yeah. You know, you know, as fighters do. Dear heavenly father.12:5212 minutes, 52 secondsOkay. You want to pray?12:5312 minutes, 53 secondsLet's do it. Well, that's I just started. Okay. Sorry.12:5612 minutes, 56 secondsDear father, lord and savior, father of all, thank you so much of the gratitude of the fishes fish in the sea.13:0613 minutes, 6 secondsAmen. And the deep fish like the Greenland shark who lives 500 years 500 years ago. Does he really? Sorry. Go on.13:1413 minutes, 14 secondsNo. See that? That's what I'm talking about. I forgot.13:1713 minutes, 17 secondsWhat do you mean? Look at me right now, dude. No, just look at me right now, dude. Can I open my eyes in the prayer?13:2213 minutes, 22 secondsYeah, because the prayer stopped because you interrupted. All right. What? Don't do that. All right. All right.13:2813 minutes, 28 secondsGreenland shark. All right. Thank you for the trees, nature. Thank you so much for the war.13:4213 minutes, 42 secondsWhat war do you mean, son?13:4413 minutes, 44 secondsThe war within my heart. You know, the war that I want to start with Theo because I did one line in his movie and he put me on the [ __ ] F poster.13:5713 minutes, 57 secondsThat's my prayer, dude. Sorry. Come on.13:5813 minutes, 58 secondsYeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, as if I was in the movie, he put me straight up in the middle of a movie poster. Dear14:0714 minutes, 7 secondsLord, when I had one [ __ ] life, sorry for swearing, Lord, but I'm very angry. I have a war in my heart.14:1314 minutes, 13 secondsIt's Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You know, one lie. And no, I'm not done, right? I also had a patch over my face. So, most14:2114 minutes, 21 secondspeople didn't even know who was [ __ ] me, you know? Lord, please give me the forgiveness, you know what I mean? and the solitude and the confinement and the love for Theo.14:3314 minutes, 33 secondsAmen. Amen. Yeah. Oh, thank you, God.14:3814 minutes, 38 secondsUs boys, go watch it in your local theater and video and stream and streaming and streaming. You know what I mean?14:4314 minutes, 43 secondsBro, you were First of all, no. No. First of all, what? First of all, what?14:4814 minutes, 48 secondsFirst of all, no. First of all, what? Because let me tell you something, BTO. I'm going to take my glasses off, dude. Okay. Let me tell you something, Boto.14:5514 minutes, 55 secondsTake my hat off. All, I'll take my [ __ ] beanie off. You will?14:5714 minutes, 57 secondsYeah. All right. I don't I'm going to put another hat. Yeah. I'm going to put this hat on. All right.15:0615 minutes, 6 secondsWhy is this hat over there? I don't know.15:0915 minutes, 9 secondsThis one's over here, but Oh, yeah. Yeah. I didn't pick that one up. Let me tell you something, PTO. All right. Okay. I'm not afraid of you.15:1715 minutes, 17 secondsWe're friends. Yeah, we're friends. Yeah, we're deep.15:1915 minutes, 19 secondsYou know what I mean? We were in the war. Okay. Yes, we were.15:2315 minutes, 23 secondsYeah, we was. Right. This hat gives me like go gone with the wind vibes.15:2915 minutes, 29 secondsThis hat gave me gone with the wind vibes. Okay. Or gone with the nins. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.15:3715 minutes, 37 secondsYou know how you spell that word? Nu ng gu. No. What is it? Spell it out. Ng gu yens.15:4615 minutes, 46 secondsNg guen. The most common Vietnamese last name. Surname. Yeah. Yeah. Nigwin. Nigwin. Yeah. Oh, that's how they say. Nigwin.15:5415 minutes, 54 secondsOkay. Well, but also a lot of people look that up.15:5715 minutes, 57 secondsA lot of black people if they're asking like like if something's going to happen, they'll say that.16:0616 minutes, 6 secondsWhat do you mean? What do you mean that?16:0816 minutes, 8 seconds[ __ ]16:0916 minutes, 9 secondsYeah.16:0916 minutes, 9 secondsLike, what's up, [ __ ] No.16:1216 minutes, 12 secondsOh, you'll be like, dude, are we going or not? And you'll be like, yeah, nigwin. Oh, I see.16:1916 minutes, 19 secondsDon't you think? Or is that Yeah, I have never heard that.16:2216 minutes, 22 secondsYou know what I mean? But yo, what was that party like? You mean that was nuin like a [ __ ] No, that's not it.16:2816 minutes, 28 secondsThat's not it. I don't know how to use that.16:3016 minutes, 30 secondsThat's racial. I'm saying Oh, I No, that wasn't racial. This hat seems racial, I think. Yeah. Yeah. This hat seems very racial.16:3716 minutes, 37 secondsI'm taking off, dude. Bobby.16:3816 minutes, 38 secondsYeah. Yeah. Yeah. Just take the hats off.16:4016 minutes, 40 secondsWe'll put them back on in a minute. I'm going to go back. Let's go back to our regular attire. Yeah. Yeah. Put these on, too. Yeah. Yeah. I'm going put my glasses on.16:4516 minutes, 45 secondsLet's get regular. So, um it was just a joke. I'm grateful that you used me in the movie.16:5116 minutes, 51 secondsYeah, for sure. Dude, uh I wish you weren't available for more days for one. That's insane. You were shooting something.16:5716 minutes, 57 secondsThat's pure insan insanity. I have nothing going on.17:0017 minutesIt's your schedule. This was 18 months ago.17:0217 minutes, 2 secondsYeah, it was 18 months ago. Yeah. So, anyway, um I'm glad I was um involved in that.17:0717 minutes, 7 secondsI agree. We We probably should take you off of it. What? I didn't make this poster, but I did.17:1117 minutes, 11 secondsBut I should have said something then. I should have asked you.17:1317 minutes, 13 secondsNo, it's fine. I mean, you use You Here's what it is. If you had a line in my movie, I would put you on the poster.17:2017 minutes, 20 secondsYeah. Yeah, because it's like um you're a big draw. But I should have asked you about it though, probably.17:2717 minutes, 27 secondsCan I be honest with you? Because I like to set boundaries now. I'm on Lexa Pro and I just got off two ships passing in the night.17:3617 minutes, 36 secondsI like through the night of harm.17:4117 minutes, 41 secondsYou know what I mean? We just slowly passing through the night.17:4417 minutes, 44 secondsYeah. Like we don't have any oil. We We have no Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We only have like plastic containers. Right. Yeah.17:5117 minutes, 51 secondsWe're just collecting semen. Yeah. Or seeds.17:5417 minutes, 54 secondsYeah. We're collecting seeds. Seeds and semen. We're just hell. We're just wander. We're lost.17:5917 minutes, 59 secondsWe're lost. Yeah. Yeah. But anyway, um I don't even know why we got Oh, yeah. We're passing that. I'm on Lexa Pro. Yeah.18:0518 minutes, 5 secondsSo, um you know, I like to set boundaries, right? And I like to be real. And my I want to say something real to you is is that um I hear it.18:1518 minutes, 15 secondsSorry. I get it.18:1718 minutes, 17 secondsI'm ready to hear it, man. No, no, I just said it. Okay.18:1918 minutes, 19 secondsYou I mean, so I get the bus post. It was just a joke. The prayer, right? And um you know, I mean, but I have to be admit when I first saw it, I was annoyed.18:2918 minutes, 29 secondsYep.18:3018 minutes, 30 secondsYou know, and I have to tell you that as a friend. Thank you.18:3218 minutes, 32 secondsYeah. Yeah. Uh I I'm grateful that I'm, you know, when people ask me to do things, you know what I mean? But um you felt like we were using you.18:4218 minutes, 42 secondsYeah. A little bit. Yeah.18:4418 minutes, 44 secondsYou know what I mean? But being on set with you guys and having fun, I already expressed myself to Dave. You know what I mean?18:5018 minutes, 50 secondsI didn't know that. He didn't even mention it to me.18:5218 minutes, 52 secondsNo, he showed me it. I was in my mind. I didn't say it then, but later when I saw him, I said it.18:5718 minutes, 57 secondsAnd then he goes, then he goes, "Next movie, you'll get bigger role." Yeah. Yeah.19:0219 minutes, 2 secondsThis was the much wider used poster, I think. Oh, here we go. What are you, Pakistan?19:0819 minutes, 8 secondsHuh? Uh, you're Pakistan all of a sudden trying to be middle.19:1219 minutes, 12 secondsThis dude's poster saying, "Yeah." Nah, dude. Right. We're at war, guy. Yeah, dude. Nothing. Nothing you can do. All right.19:1919 minutes, 19 secondsHe has a 15-point plan. I got a 10-point plan. They ain't mixing.19:2419 minutes, 24 secondsLike, I got a six point. I got a 40 point.19:2719 minutes, 27 seconds40 play. Yeah. It ain't happening. So, my point is is this. Okay.19:3119 minutes, 31 secondsYou know, I really like, you know, I mean, because I've heard your stance on Rogan, you mean um about19:3919 minutes, 39 secondsyour feelings toward, you know, what's going on, especially in that area of the region. And I really in the Middle East. No, dude.19:4619 minutes, 46 secondsIn Austin, Alahhamra. Oh, yeah.19:4819 minutes, 48 secondsYeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what's going on over there, dude. Yeah, bro. The bubble shops are shutting down. We're shooting pool with JRod today.19:5619 minutes, 56 secondsNo, you follow JR. He's the best.19:5719 minutes, 57 secondsNo, I don't know. JRock. No, but my my point is is that I really, you know, I think I agree with you with a lot of these things that you're saying. You know what I mean? I don't say it out loud because um you know, I'm a liard.20:1020 minutes, 10 secondsI've always have and always will be. I've always have been. You think so? Oh, yeah.20:1420 minutes, 14 secondsI mean, who is We're all liberal about some stuff. I think we're all just whatever full-blown liberal Oh, you are. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Full-blown.20:2120 minutes, 21 secondsYeah. I don't give a [ __ ] about no immigration. I didn't know that, man. And it's okay. I don't know.20:2520 minutes, 25 secondsI I mean, I I I don't, you know, um I don't talk about politics, but I I just want You never talk about it. I never have. Never will. You never do.20:3320 minutes, 33 secondsYeah. Yeah. This is the first time I've ever brought it up. Yeah.20:3620 minutes, 36 secondsReally? And I want to say to you that um I like what you're saying about it.20:4020 minutes, 40 secondsThat's all. Well, it's confusing. It's confusing.20:4420 minutes, 44 secondsAnd um you know, all you have to do is you have to ask a question and you go, why is this happening? And you do some20:5120 minutes, 51 secondsresearch, right? And then you figure it out. You have critical thinking and you go and then you look at the past and20:5920 minutes, 59 secondsit's a little confusing, you know, and I have a lot of questions. Why are you looking at me like that?21:0421 minutes, 4 secondsNo, I'm just trying to absorb what you're saying.21:0621 minutes, 6 secondsYeah, these are things that you know, huh?21:0821 minutes, 8 secondsHello. No, I'm just saying right now you look like a like kind of like a a wasp that listens to 311 kind of.21:1521 minutes, 15 secondsWhy does it Dude, why does it always have to be a a a put down? You're right. Sorry. You know what I mean? Yeah, you're right, dude.21:2321 minutes, 23 secondsI'm giving you a compliment. You look like I I look like a mosquito from some sort of southern land.21:2721 minutes, 27 secondsYeah, dude. You know, put it back on then. I'll give you a better one. Yeah, give me another one.21:3021 minutes, 30 secondsAll right. You look like the uh Oh, you look like the eighth dwarf, homie. Yeah.21:3621 minutes, 36 secondsYou know what I'm saying? There's like sleepy What am I, dude? Sleepy, sneezy, dopey. Yeah. And ramen. No. No. It's got to be E.21:4321 minutes, 43 secondsOh, sleepy, sneezy, dopey, gookie. No. Why? Googy is not a word, I don't think. Googie monster.21:5221 minutes, 52 secondsOh, okay. Where's the gookies? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I remember that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Have you seen the googies around here?22:0022 minutesOh, chocolate chip gookies. And it's just a Chinese guy with a [ __ ] handful of chocolate. I remember the days of your back your I was thinking22:0822 minutes, 8 secondsabout some of the stories you told back where you grew up and stuff. Yeah.22:1222 minutes, 12 secondsYeah. And it's so weird and I thought to myself, what if there was a Korean Theo? That'd be so funny.22:1922 minutes, 19 secondsOh, back when I leave, you know, in Busouson, we had a guy in our neighborhood, we call him crazy.22:2622 minutes, 26 secondsLeft eye was Chinese, right eye was Japanese. We don't know what were communist.22:3122 minutes, 31 secondsYou mean that's like, you know what I mean? Some of your stories, you know what I mean? And the people that you grew up with is so it's I and it's it's22:3922 minutes, 39 secondsso so believable and true. Would it translate to y'all's culture? You think my culture and y'all's culture?22:4422 minutes, 44 secondsWe have the same [ __ ] culture. What the [ __ ] are you talking about?22:4822 minutes, 48 secondsWhat? You know what I'm saying? I'm just No, no. I don't know what you're saying.22:5022 minutes, 50 secondsI'm an American, Bobby.22:5222 minutes, 52 secondsNo, no, no. I'm tired of this [ __ ] I'm not saying anything.22:5522 minutes, 55 secondsYeah. Yeah. Yeah. You are, Bobby. I'm not.22:5722 minutes, 57 secondsYou're doing this thing again. I've never I've never done anything.23:0023 minutesOh, you're saying you're trying to separate us when we're the same. You and I have the same empathy. All right.23:0723 minutes, 7 secondsYou're a very sensitive guy, are you not? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.23:1223 minutes, 12 secondsYeah. I think that you have um a tad bit of ADHD. Okay.23:1623 minutes, 16 secondsOkay. And these are things that you that's why we're friends because I understand these things about you. You know what I mean? And you're a23:2423 minutes, 24 secondssensitive, empathetic gay dude. Really? Wa, bro. Oh, dude. I mean, let's be real. Huh?23:3223 minutes, 32 secondsAnd you've kissed the tip. I've never had.23:3423 minutes, 34 secondsYes, you have. You've kissed the tip, dude.23:3523 minutes, 35 secondsDude, I never even went by anybody's winner in my whole life.23:3823 minutes, 38 secondsOne dude like was trying to get us to like play Navy in his bathtub or whatever. And dude, I [ __ ] I didn't I I didn't reinlist. Huh? I didn't reinlist.23:4923 minutes, 49 secondsOh, you didn't re All right. No, I wouldn't, dude.23:5123 minutes, 51 secondsI signed up for the draft for that game, didn't I? I was on that boat, dude. But if you if you if they who would you fight for if they had a draft?24:0224 minutes, 2 secondsI mean, here's the thing, dude. If they said because I'm 54, so they said there's a draft and we're extending the age to 55. I think I have a compelling reason to get out.24:1224 minutes, 12 secondsWhat is it?24:1324 minutes, 13 secondsWell, I one of them is is that I will kill more of us than them.24:1924 minutes, 19 secondsYou think I'll go and I'll go in a circle and just do a full circle.24:2724 minutes, 27 secondsRight. Right. And they're like, "Dude, you killed Jim Frank." You know what I mean?24:3124 minutes, 31 secondsLike a little like a yard like a yard waterer.24:3324 minutes, 33 secondsYeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I would kill more people than them. Right. I also have like, you know what I mean? I get hungry real quick. Like some of the like some of these boats that are out there.24:4324 minutes, 43 secondsI mean, US um vessels are out there.24:4624 minutes, 46 secondsThey're running out of food, right? So, if I was in the jungle fighting in a war, I would just biting trees and [ __ ] Whatever. I mean, I got eat I would eat24:5424 minutes, 54 secondsanything if I I would. Dude, if you got shot, I'm going to take some. Well, you you'd eat part of my body. Just some.25:0225 minutes, 2 secondsWell, what what part would you have first? You think? Be honest. The tip, dude.25:0925 minutes, 9 secondsOo, bro. Just have it all. If you're going to have it. No. No. Just the tip.25:1225 minutes, 12 secondsJust if you eat the tip off, dude. It's going to [ __ ] look so weird. You're dead. Who gives a [ __ ] man?25:1725 minutes, 17 secondsI'm a P. I said No, I want This is what I want.25:2025 minutes, 20 secondsIf I was a P. Yeah. Don't eat just a half of my wiener. You know what I would do? I would tuck all I would cut all of it. Your testicles and your penis,25:2825 minutes, 28 secondsright? And I would tuck everything on inside a hole and then at your funeral people are going to go Theo was a [ __ ] trans man.25:3625 minutes, 36 secondsYeah. No, I do tricks, dude. If what if they what if I was a trans man and they buried me in a transam, dude?25:4325 minutes, 43 secondsYeah, that [ __ ] I'll be there at the funeral. But no. Um but dude, that would be cra like Yeah. Just don't.25:4825 minutes, 48 secondsWould you draftwise would you Well, let me finish this up. Do you just threaten me to eat my wiener in a fictional? I was kidding, dude.25:5525 minutes, 55 secondsOkay. Yeah. Yeah. Well, say that then because um there's a comedy podcast. Yeah, I understand that. You understand that?26:0126 minutes, 1 secondBut when you show up with your energy and What do you mean my energy?26:0426 minutes, 4 secondsSome of it seems today to be a lot and a little bit threatening. Is that fair to say? A little bit. A little bit.26:1226 minutes, 12 secondsYeah. You say I'm going to have Pakistan again, huh?26:1426 minutes, 14 secondsYeah. You're just like I'm going to Yeah. Yeah.26:1626 minutes, 16 secondsNo. When you say I'm just going to nip off the end or whatever. Yeah, I would never do that, dude. You know what I But I don't want the I don't want my wiener to be missing the end of it and people26:2426 minutes, 24 secondsare like, "What happened?" I'm like, "It got nipped or whatever." Dude, dude, the honest truth. Can we say nipped or not? Absolutely. Okay.26:3226 minutes, 32 secondsYeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I would I wouldn't nip, right? I wouldn't lick. You mean I wouldn't gargle?26:3926 minutes, 39 secondsOh, you I mean I wouldn't smell. What are you talking about?26:4226 minutes, 42 secondsNo. No. What I'm saying if you died on the in on in the war. Okay.26:4726 minutes, 47 secondsAnd I would literally take your tags. Yeah.26:5026 minutes, 50 secondsRight. I would bury you. I'd make a little I'd make a little, you know what I mean? Tombstone. Yeah. Here lies comedian Theo Vaughn.26:5926 minutes, 59 secondsAnd I wouldn't do anything. You know what I mean?27:0127 minutes, 1 secondYou wouldn't do anything to my body to desecrate it.27:0427 minutes, 4 secondsNo, dude. But everyone around me, other soldiers. Yeah. You think so?27:0827 minutes, 8 secondsYeah. Cuz I know you. There's no way I'm going to eat to get the tip or eat any part of your body. I Dude, I'd [ __ ] have a little bit of your27:1627 minutes, 16 secondsass, boy. Not your ass, but I say like, boy. Sorry, buddy.27:2027 minutes, 20 secondsYeah. Yeah. Yeah. Let me put this hat on. Yeah. Yeah. I'm gonna put my hat on.27:2327 minutes, 23 secondsBobby, can you scoot your chair to the left a little?27:2527 minutes, 25 secondsJust scoot left a little when you get seated. Okay. You know what time it is? Prize picks.27:3327 minutes, 33 secondsPrize picks. Who you with? Prize pics.27:3627 minutes, 36 secondsPrize picks. It's America's number one sports picks app. That's what it is. The app is really simple to use. 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Give me the circumstance. Yeah. Yeah. We're doing Vietnam 2.32:0132 minutes, 1 secondOo, there's got to be a sequel. Yeah, cuz we lost the last one. Did y'all? Y'all I'm always on your team.32:1032 minutes, 10 secondsWhat do you mean y'all? I was born here, guy. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I know. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You do. Yeah.32:1632 minutes, 16 secondsBut I'm saying Yeah. Yeah. I'd still be Dude, if I was an American soldier, I'd still be wearing this hat. You would?32:2232 minutes, 22 secondsSo I could sneak on to the other side, bro. We would do the We would be in the best military ever. You and I? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah.32:2832 minutes, 28 secondsDude, we would [ __ ] stay up all night partying. Oh, dude. I would relapse.32:3232 minutes, 32 secondsEating Twizzlers. Oh, yeah. Dude, we we'd relapse on opium, dude. That our own government would sell to it soldiers.32:3932 minutes, 39 secondsYeah. We would be Yeah, we'd be shooting opium. Yeah. Listening to Purple Haze. Some folks born.32:4732 minutes, 47 secondsWe'd be cutting our What is it good for? Absolutely nothing. Say it again.32:5332 minutes, 53 secondsYeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And we're like shooting opium, right? And they're just like kissing tips.32:5732 minutes, 57 secondsYeah, dude. And yeah, you be kissing the dip with music, heroin, just the tip.33:0433 minutes, 4 secondsBro, I just want to be straight and help my country.33:0733 minutes, 7 secondsI'm straight, too, dude. I have a girlfriend now.33:0933 minutes, 9 secondsDude, here's what we'd be doing. We'd be staying up late and we'd get pissed off and I would cut one of my nipples off and just throw it and you'd catch it in your mouth. Oh, that'd be cool, dude.33:1633 minutes, 16 secondsThat's how [ __ ] up we'd be. That's partying. That's partying. That's partying, dude. Oh, yeah. I know.33:2133 minutes, 21 secondsAnd then I would sew it back on your nip. Yeah.33:2433 minutes, 24 secondsYeah, dude. Good god, what is it good for? Absolutely nothing. Say it again.33:3133 minutes, 31 secondsBorn in the USA.33:3433 minutes, 34 secondsYeah. Anyway, Vietnam 2. Vietnam 2. What would you do? You're drafted. Theo drafted. Okay. Born in the USA isn't a Vietnam song.33:4333 minutes, 43 secondsThat was written way after. I know, but I'm just saying.33:4633 minutes, 46 secondsDon't sing that song then for It doesn't apply to both of us, so I won't sing it. Let's go on. What? USA. Wait, what do you mean? What?33:5233 minutes, 52 secondsI mean, bro, dude, I'm USA all the way, dude. Are you?33:5533 minutes, 55 secondsOh, yeah, dude. Well, guess what? One of my favorite restaurants are Cracker Barrel. Oh, it is. Am I American or what? Cracker Barrel.34:0434 minutes, 4 secondsCracker Barrel. Cracker Barrel.34:0534 minutes, 5 secondsYeah. Really? They're I think it's the best breakfast, dude. It's a good breakfast spot.34:0934 minutes, 9 secondsIt is. Sometimes they get But when I walk in in the south, there always is like they everyone stops working. Yeah. When I walk in.34:1634 minutes, 16 secondsYeah. Well, there's kind of like a moment of remembrance like when you think so. They're not saluting me. No.34:2134 minutes, 21 secondsThey're like, "What the [ __ ] is this?" Well, it's cuz some of it's just like there's like an old like I remember this like my my stepdad and he was in the34:2834 minutes, 28 secondswars, right? And he What war?34:3234 minutes, 32 secondsI don't know. He was in at least two two out of three. And he went to he would take my mom to the Chinese buffet. It34:4034 minutes, 40 secondswas called in the war.34:4134 minutes, 41 secondsNo, no. In in town, he would take this they had like this place called Yellow Bellies or whatever. It was a Chinese buffet or whatever. I don't remember. What was it called? Let's see if you can look it up.34:5034 minutes, 50 secondsBut he would take my he would take my mom over there. I'm not even joking. Yellow. Huh? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He would I'm not joking, Bobby.34:5834 minutes, 58 secondsNo, it it's not called Yellow Bellies.35:0035 minutesIt was There's no way it's called Yellow Bellies, dude. Bro. Yeah. Yeah.35:0435 minutes, 4 secondsIt was called Yellow Bellies. And they changed the name. They changed one of the letters on the sign. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. To um to like Yellow Bells or whatever.35:1235 minutes, 12 secondsOh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, that's better.35:1335 minutes, 13 secondsCuz the eye burnt out or whatever. So, it was just like yellow bells and it was just like Oh, it was a belly with an eye at then. Yeah. Oh, that's so funny.35:2235 minutes, 22 secondsYeah. Yeah.35:2235 minutes, 22 secondsYeah. See, that's what I'm saying. It's a play on words.35:2535 minutes, 25 secondsOh, yeah. But it's um so anyway, what happened was he would after dinner, he would always go sit my mom in the car and then he'd go back in and he would like35:3335 minutes, 33 secondsapologized to some of the workers that worked there for like things that had happened when he was in um different conflicts. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Wow.35:4235 minutes, 42 secondsBut we've never been in a conflict with China. Is it Chinese restaurant? Yeah.35:4735 minutes, 47 secondsSo your uncle would go into a Chinese restaurant and apologize.35:5135 minutes, 51 secondsIt wasn't my uncle. It was somebody that my mom smashed.35:5335 minutes, 53 secondsAll right. Whoever your mom's smashing my mom.35:5535 minutes, 55 secondsYeah. Yeah. Yeah. So, we've never been in a war really with China. So, he's apologizing to a group of people that36:0336 minutes, 3 secondsthey have no idea what the [ __ ] he's talking about. They know.36:0636 minutes, 6 secondsNo, they don't know. A Chinese people are like, "Oh, oh, thank you so much for apologizing cuz we were feeling so bad about it." No, but dude, not everybody.36:1636 minutes, 16 secondsThis happens a lot in small towns, Bobby. And this is the truth. A lot of small towns if they open up a place that is ethnical in the town and it's different.36:2436 minutes, 24 secondsYeah.36:2536 minutes, 25 secondsThey will hire anybody that even looks like that culture to work there. So I could get a job at Yellow Bell. [ __ ] yeah, dude. Manage it. Huh?36:3336 minutes, 33 secondsManagement. Maybe assistant manager. Okay. Okay.36:3636 minutes, 36 secondsYou know, maybe they might let you manage on Sundays. But what I'm saying is this. So he would then he would go in and kind of apologize. And you have to think, this is something kind of crazy.36:4436 minutes, 44 secondsSo a lot of people went and fought in some of these wars, right? Then they came back and they never saw anybody from any of these cultures until like 4036:5236 minutes, 52 secondsyears later when a restaurant with some different ethnical food showed up in their town. And that's the that's like37:0037 minutesthe they never that's kind of crazy to think that, you know. Does that make sense to you? Let me get this right. Yeah.37:0637 minutes, 6 secondsOkay. So, what you're saying is you're who let's just call this guy Jim. Okay. What do you want to call him? His name is Charlie.37:1437 minutes, 14 secondsOkay. All right. Can I call him Charlie?37:1737 minutes, 17 secondsYeah. Yeah. Ironic that his name is Charlie. I mean, look. And he was a nom.37:2337 minutes, 23 secondsYou were going to call him that no matter what. Yeah. But sure, you can.37:2837 minutes, 28 secondsYeah. And he died and he wore a lot of Rest in peace, Charlie. He wore a lot of gloves.37:3237 minutes, 32 secondsSo, what you're telling me is Charlie came back from the Vietnam War.37:3537 minutes, 35 secondsY didn't see an Asian person for 40 [ __ ] years. Yeah.37:4037 minutes, 40 secondsRight. And all of a sudden, Yellow Belly opens a Chinese restaurant. Semi-Chinese, off Chinese.37:4537 minutes, 45 secondsOh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Semi-Chinese. All right. And he walked in there and because he hadn't seen an a Vietnamese37:5337 minutes, 53 secondsperson in 40 years, he went up to a Chinese person and apologized for the Vietnam War and what he did.38:0138 minutes, 1 secondYeah. Okay. His heart had been changed. Yeah. That's the truth, Bobby. Bobby, that's the truth, man. I swear.38:1038 minutes, 10 secondsI know. But maybe go to My I understand that. Maybe go to a Vietnamese person.38:1538 minutes, 15 secondsBut they don't have all They don't have a Vietnamese restaurant in town.38:1838 minutes, 18 secondsWe It doesn't at that point. It's like you just take what you can get, bro.38:2138 minutes, 21 secondsThey They're They'll hire a [ __ ] Mexican guy who who's a [ __ ] Who's high whose eyes look Chinese?38:2738 minutes, 27 secondsYeah. Who's Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. A high Mexican guy.38:3038 minutes, 30 secondsYeah. Just like you smoked 20% when you walk here.38:3338 minutes, 33 secondsWhose eyes, you know, he's got those low rider eyes, you know, like Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.38:3938 minutes, 39 secondsYeah. So what you're saying to me is is that and did he feel did Charlie feel better about doing that?38:4538 minutes, 45 secondsHe felt No, I just think over the years his heart had been like he just kind of like you know something you know he just had probably some res remorse and for38:5338 minutes, 53 secondsand and I feel empathy for that. But um I'll tell you what the Chinese people were thinking at Yellow Belly. What? What the [ __ ] about Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.39:0239 minutes, 2 secondsThat's what they're thinking. Whoa. What are you talking about? Nuhuh.39:0739 minutes, 7 secondsYeah. Yeah. because they're not in the Vietnam War. Do you understand? I feel like No, no, no. I I think that there's I know exactly what I I I think No, because we do this all the time.39:1839 minutes, 18 secondsNo, we don't. Yeah. Yeah. No, we don't. Yeah, we do. We We do this all the time.39:2239 minutes, 22 secondsAnd you know, uh What do you mean we do this?39:2639 minutes, 26 secondsYou saying you and I have this conversation a lot?39:2839 minutes, 28 secondsYeah. You and I always go into and I don't want to do it anymore. I think this is the last time. Okay. Give me the other hat then. Huh?39:3739 minutes, 37 secondsOh, you want that sharecropper hat, huh? How you doing, man? Huh? How you doing, man? I'm good, sir. Yeah. Billy Lee, that's my name.39:4539 minutes, 45 secondsBilly. Billy Lee. Billy Lee. Billy Lee.39:4839 minutes, 48 secondsI love you. I love you. I'm happy to be here today working for you, sir. What can I do for you?39:5339 minutes, 53 secondsI just want to apologize for what I did to your people in the Vietnam War.40:0240 minutes, 2 secondsI apologize. What's your name, man? My name? Yeah, man. My name's Clark.40:0840 minutes, 8 secondsClark. Clark, I apologize, but see how that feels.40:1340 minutes, 13 secondsYou have Yeah. Yeah. You have nothing to do with the [ __ ] Vietnam War. Yeah.40:1940 minutes, 19 secondsYou're a white dude named Clark wearing that hat cuz you just happen to get a job as a buser at Yellow Belly, right?40:2540 minutes, 25 secondsAnd some guy Charlie, I've been working there for almost three months.40:2840 minutes, 28 secondsYeah. Yeah. So, hey Clark, I want to apologize cuz I know you're wearing that hat. You're probably, you know what I mean? Yeah. I slaughtered a village, you40:3640 minutes, 36 secondsknow, I mean, and I feel bad about it, man. So, hey, I want to give me a hug, man. We hug, right? Yeah. Get a little tip. Five bucks. Right.40:4340 minutes, 43 secondsThat's what he would do. He'd go in there. He hit him with a little extra.40:4540 minutes, 45 secondsYeah. And he he uh Charlie seems like he would hide the tip. So, there'd be a like a nice like in Heated Rivalry. You ever see that show? I haven't seen that.40:5440 minutes, 54 secondsYeah. Yeah. You know that show? The the gay gay hockey show? Uhuh. Is that a show?41:0041 minutesYeah. You You never heard of Heated Rival is the hottest show in America, dude.41:0341 minutes, 3 secondsIs it really? I think my friend Josh Morris is in it.41:0541 minutes, 5 secondsYeah. Yeah. Um it's about these two um gay top gay hockey players, but they're in love. Oh, there's a lot of gay love in it. Is Giani Paulo in it?41:1341 minutes, 13 secondsYeah. Yeah. No, I think Giani and Josh Morrisy might be in it.41:1741 minutes, 17 secondsYeah. Yeah. But anyway, um in Heated, there's a scene in Heated Heated Rivalry. Yeah.41:2441 minutes, 24 secondsWhen one of the hockey players passes a water bottle, right? So, I'm going to just show you what one of them does. All right.41:3041 minutes, 30 secondsRight. So, they're they're not out. You know what I mean? They're like these like mainly hockey players, right?41:3641 minutes, 36 secondsCan you pick it up with that hand, please? Yeah. Yeah. No, pick it with that hand. Okay.41:4041 minutes, 40 secondsYeah. Yeah. And he he passes it like this, right? And then he does this. How does that feel?41:4641 minutes, 46 secondsDo it with this hand so people can see it on the camera so you don't do with your other hand. So do it with this hand. Use your left hand.41:5141 minutes, 51 secondsYeah. Yeah. I don't have a lot of control in this hand, but I'll try.41:5541 minutes, 55 secondsI don't give a [ __ ] Okay. So you pick the pick the bottom. Uh pick the top.41:5941 minutes, 59 secondsOkay. So you grab it like this and he goes, "What?" Yeah. And then you take the bottle. That's like one of the first episodes.42:0742 minutes, 7 secondsIt's like kind of like a um gay relay race kind of.42:1142 minutes, 11 secondsYeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It was a gay relay race, but it's also a way to show like, you know what I mean, right? There's foreshadowing.42:1742 minutes, 17 secondsYeah. There's some foreshadowing. So if I did that to you, you you and I doing a show together at the store. Yo, yo, Bob,42:2442 minutes, 24 secondshand me a bottle of water, right? and I handed you a bottle of water and you stayed and I and I kind of just briefly with my finger rubbed your finger. Yeah.42:3242 minutes, 32 secondsHow would you feel about that?42:3442 minutes, 34 secondsI would feel like you were rubbing my finger and I would feel like you were trying to give me trying to say something to me, trying to say something42:4142 minutes, 41 secondsto me with just your finger without even saying something to me that was gay.42:4442 minutes, 44 secondsThat and that and it would be something that was gay. Yeah. And I'll tell you this right now.42:5042 minutes, 50 secondsI don't give a [ __ ] But would you do that to me? What if I was unconscious? No, dude. You have to feel the finger.42:5642 minutes, 56 secondsOh, you know that slogan, feel the finger. I don't think so.43:0243 minutes, 2 secondsMy grandfather used to say it all the time. Feel the finger. But do you Yeah. See? Yeah.43:0743 minutes, 7 secondsSo, your grandparents can do that kind of [ __ ] but my grandparents can't go into a um a uh Chinese restaurant.43:1443 minutes, 14 secondsYeah. A buffet. And um a Chinese buffet.43:1743 minutes, 17 secondsA Chinese buffet. And try and reconcile some differences. That's what I don't understand. I'm saying that you can you can reconcile differences43:2443 minutes, 24 secondswith people that you should you have to reconcile differences with. Yeah.43:2943 minutes, 29 secondsNot some other nation or people. It makes no sense.43:3343 minutes, 33 secondsI don't know if that's you know I don't know if I agree with you. Make your argument. Make your argument. I'm trying to make it. Yeah. Make your [ __ ] argument.43:4243 minutes, 42 secondsYou keep attacking me.43:4343 minutes, 43 secondsI'm not attacking you because what you're saying is nonsensical, bro. I'm just No, no, no. Bro, no. You don't know anything about you think here's here43:5143 minutes, 51 secondshere's what you think Bobby no I'm no I'm sorry Pakistan right I've been here so many different times right and I'm going to say what I'm going to say okay43:5943 minutes, 59 secondsyou think no you think you're giving angry sharecropper energy right now yeah and I am one okay okay I have I have a farm I'm a farmer okay I'll go do it on44:0844 minutes, 8 secondsyou seem to think that the whole country I mean you continent of Asia right is44:1544 minutes, 15 secondsone block that we have the same tradition traditions, language,44:2044 minutes, 20 secondsum, writings, culture, etc. They're all I'm listening completely different, right? I I believe you.44:2944 minutes, 29 secondsSo, it's it's like saying, "Oh, yeah, an American's like somebody from the Congo." That's not true. It's not. What if you said like, "Okay, somebody from44:3844 minutes, 38 secondsuh Mississippi is like somebody that's from North Carolina. They're similar.44:4344 minutes, 43 secondsThey look similar, but they're different. One of them probably watches Outer Banks and one of them probably listens to the soundtrack at the gym of uh Mississippi Burning or whatever.44:5144 minutes, 51 secondsBut the the continent of North America, how many countries are in there on the continent of North America? 51.44:5744 minutes, 57 secondsNo, isn't there?44:5944 minutes, 59 secondsThree, dude. You're [ __ ] setting me up, dude.45:0145 minutes, 1 secondThere's No, I'm not setting you up, dude. Yeah, you are. You're dude, you're MSAD. I'm not mad, dude. I'm the opposite. You are? Yeah. I'm in rubble. You what?45:0945 minutes, 9 secondsI'm in rubble. You're in rubble? Yeah. Okay, good. You understand what I'm saying? Yeah, I got you.45:1345 minutes, 13 secondsYeah. Yeah. Yeah. So what I'm saying to you is there's three countries on our continent which are what?45:2145 minutes, 21 secondsNorth America, South America, Mexico. No, no, no. What is it? See, that's why you know what I mean? Charlie shouldn't have said [ __ ] dog.45:2945 minutes, 29 secondsBut dude, he doesn't understand. I would like geopolitically things. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He doesn't understand.45:3445 minutes, 34 secondsThere's Canada, America, and also Mexico. Yeah.45:4045 minutes, 40 secondsYeah. Now is Central America. No, that's a What is Central America? Is that that's not a part of Okay, this is when the wizard runs out of his magic, right?45:4845 minutes, 48 secondsThis guy. Give me the How many countries I mean, how many countries are in North America? This uh is including Central America.45:5645 minutes, 56 secondsYeah, but is Central America, North America? I don't think so.46:0046 minutesJust just put in North America. How many countries are in North America? Bro, no. Just let me finish.46:0746 minutes, 7 secondsIt's never going to end, dude. How many countries are in North America? 11. That's Central America and stuff.46:1346 minutes, 13 secondsIt's including but yeah in Haiti.46:1646 minutes, 16 secondsYeah. In in North America there's three countries. Okay. Grand.46:1946 minutes, 19 secondsSo it's it's like Okay. Yeah.46:2246 minutes, 22 secondsBut here's my defense in in in defense of Charlie is defense of who? Charlie. Oh, okay.46:2746 minutes, 27 secondsHe would Bro, they don't What I'm saying is in in some in some smaller communities, they will open up a place that has a cuisine from an area even a46:3646 minutes, 36 secondsrealm, right? So realm? What do you mean? Like Lord like Lord of the Rings [ __ ] Yeah, they'll open up with some [ __ ] Mongalorian.46:4446 minutes, 44 secondsOh, Mongalorian restaurants. Those are my favorite.46:4646 minutes, 46 secondsOr, you know what I'm saying? They'll open up a uh Mandarin. Yeah. Or Mongolian stir fry place.46:5246 minutes, 52 secondsChinese adjacent. They'll Yeah. Chinese adjacent. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.46:5646 minutes, 56 secondsSo, they'll open that up, Bobby. And then people the people that work there, first of all, dude, there's no way anybody There's no way to win this argument.47:0447 minutes, 4 secondsIt's [ __ ] crazy. Let me take this hat off. There's no I I'm going to hear you out. What's the problem with the hat?47:0847 minutes, 8 secondsYeah. I don't like it. I I want to just be myself. I'm Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So, what? There's no way to win this argument, but I'm so interested to see how you're going to do it. Go ahead.47:1547 minutes, 15 secondsOkay. This is my final rebuttal. All right. Go ahead. And this is like the end of that movie. Have you seen um A Time to Kill? No. Give me another movie.47:2247 minutes, 22 secondsAll right. Uh Oh, Lincoln Lawyer, but I think I don't. Yeah. Yeah. Give me another movie.47:2747 minutes, 27 secondsAll right. Um Bridge Over the River Kawaii. Yes, I have.47:3447 minutes, 34 secondsOkay. So, this is different than that. Okay. Here's what I'm going to tell you.47:3847 minutes, 38 secondsWell, that's Santino. It is. Yeah. Hold on.47:4147 minutes, 41 secondsYo, what's up? You're on I'm I'm doing Theo's. So, Project Hail Mary is one of the best movies I've seen in years. I know. It was an amazing movie, right?47:5047 minutes, 50 secondsWhat's it called? Bus Boys. I cried. I cried like four times.47:5447 minutes, 54 secondsI I told you, dude. That's one of the best movies I've seen in years. What's it called?47:5747 minutes, 57 secondsAnd then right after I went and I watched Bus Boys, which is now in limited theaters all around the country.48:0248 minutes, 2 secondsYeah. And how do you feel about Bus Boys?48:0548 minutes, 5 secondsBus Boys. Bus Boys is up there with some of the greatest um fantasy sci-fi dramas I've ever seen.48:1348 minutes, 13 secondsYeah, I agree. I agree. Loved it. I loved every second of it. Hi, Theo.48:1648 minutes, 16 secondsHey, brother. What's up, man? We miss you.48:1948 minutes, 19 secondsMiss you. Love you guys very much. Sorry to interrupt. I'll We'll talk about the movie later.48:2348 minutes, 23 secondsBut what was that movie called? What was that movie called? No. I'm going to tell you after we hang out. Okay, great. Okay. Goodbye.48:2848 minutes, 28 secondsOkay, let me get Project Hair on Larry. Project M. It's great, huh?48:3248 minutes, 32 secondsIt's so good. I want to go see it. Is it in theaters or is it on VOD? I I would re recommend you watch it in theaters, but you're not going to watch it. Yeah, I will. Would Charlie watch it? Huh?48:4048 minutes, 40 secondsWould Charlie watch it if he was alive?48:4148 minutes, 41 secondsNo, he then that's you're part of the same.48:4448 minutes, 44 secondsHe liked to be in the shed and he liked to curse a lot. Like the uni bomber. I don't know about that. No. Okay.48:5148 minutes, 51 secondsBut he took care of my mother. He had a small dog.48:5348 minutes, 53 secondsBut here's what I want to tell you though. Oh yeah. Finish the argument.48:5548 minutes, 55 secondsOkay. A lot of times in small communities, Bobby, people if anybody seems semi-Asian, if anybody seems What's a semi- Asian? a guy who's Asian,49:0449 minutes, 4 secondsbut also you don't know if he's Asian, man. If somebody just has dark hair and it could be a white guy, but he has funny eyes.49:1049 minutes, 10 secondsEven just a trans chick who can't see that good, right?49:1449 minutes, 14 secondsLike people will [ __ ] It all works in that sort of place. It doesn't work. It doesn't.49:2049 minutes, 20 secondsIt doesn't work for us, bro. But in that kind of place, you just you just take what like you like you take what you can get.49:2649 minutes, 26 secondsRight. Right. Right. And so they'll have people sometimes you'll get a Mexican guy that's been in a fire even and they'll be like, "Oh, this guy's Taiwanese or something." He's not. But49:3449 minutes, 34 secondspeople don't know, dude. They just So I'm just saying like sometimes that kind of [ __ ] happens and people try to make bridges where they can.49:4049 minutes, 40 secondsOkay. If there was a guy that was slightly blue, would you think that they were from the movie Avatar? I'm sure Charlie would have went up to him, you49:4849 minutes, 48 secondsknow, and offered him a [ __ ] Dude, speaking of Yeah. Yeah. But let's move on, dude.49:5349 minutes, 53 secondsNo, no, I No, I don't want to move on. I I think I see your point of view, right? I'm not saying it's right or anything.49:5849 minutes, 58 secondsI'm saying Yeah. Yeah. What I'm saying though is is that this is small t um you know what I mean? Uh worldview,50:0650 minutes, 6 secondsbut also big bring up that Asian fellow we had on here, that young boy or whatever.50:1350 minutes, 13 secondsYeah, I remember I saw some clips.50:1550 minutes, 15 secondsUm yeah, Asian Ray. Young boy Asian. Bobby Ki to your left.50:2250 minutes, 22 secondsYeah. And he listen to the listen to what he said one day that brought me into some crazy Okay. racism that was happening. Okay.50:2850 minutes, 28 secondsI don't think we'll find it there. It might stop us, but maybe it won't. Maybe it will. I don't think it's on here.50:3350 minutes, 33 secondsThe full one might be on YouTube shorts or something. Can you just find it? Um, dude. Oh, did you see those? Look, listen how messed up this is, dude. Did you see Okay, there's moving slot machines that are going on.50:4350 minutes, 43 secondsTell me I would like to see they move. Watch this. They move now.50:4650 minutes, 46 secondsOh, yeah. They're going to be coming after y'all. All right.50:5350 minutes, 53 secondsLook at this, Bobby. Whoa. So, say you're I know.50:5950 minutes, 59 secondsYeah. You're taking a [ __ ] No.51:0251 minutes, 2 secondsNo. And it comes looking for you or whatever. No. That's crazy. But say your wife's like, "All right, you can't gamble anymore tonight." And you have to go to bed or whatever, right?51:1051 minutes, 10 secondsAnd that thing comes knocking on your door later with like a little bottle of wine or something. Oh, that'd be crazy.51:1551 minutes, 15 secondsYou know, or even just for like You put a hundred bucks in it, though. No.51:1951 minutes, 19 secondsYeah. Yeah, but that thing could pin a [ __ ] Dude, that thing could pin a an older Taiwanese man against a wallet and make him spend every buck he's got.51:2851 minutes, 28 secondsYeah. Yeah. Yeah. I see what you're saying.51:2951 minutes, 29 secondsI'm just saying that's just messed up, dude.51:3151 minutes, 31 secondsYeah. I think that this is too far. Is that what you're saying? Yeah.51:3451 minutes, 34 secondsYeah. Yeah. Yeah. Moving anything like you know like But ATM machine too then.51:3851 minutes, 38 secondsIf they do this, they do ATM. Yeah. What else machines can they do? Um Oh, you know the crane game? Oh yeah, that one. I would like that.51:4751 minutes, 47 secondsYeah. Yeah. Yeah. I I've never gotten one. Have you really? You haven't? I could I can never grab it, dude. Huh?51:5251 minutes, 52 secondsYeah. Sometimes I'll I'll I'll I'll have it hook onto like, you know, the like on a plush toy. There's like the little um52:0052 minuteswhoever manu like made in China. There's like a little bit of a white I try to get the crane, you know what I mean?52:0652 minutes, 6 secondsI go through the part of the ticket or the uh little the little label and I try to pull it up that way, but it somehow slips, dude.52:1452 minutes, 14 secondsOh, dang. That's a good strategy, though.52:1652 minutes, 16 secondsBut um yeah, I just What is it? What kind of age? What kind of what? What kind of age is he? This age? No, age. Asian.52:2352 minutes, 23 secondsUh, he's Tai. Oh, I like it. He's Tai.52:2852 minutes, 28 secondsYeah. Yeah. Tell me about him. What he say? He's one. He's Mexican or he's Taiwan. Sorry. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He's Taiwan. And my center.52:3552 minutes, 35 secondsNo, I'm just saying look at the kind of [ __ ] that these kids are coming over here and saying by want to hear it. I will let you call me a chin chong.52:4452 minutes, 44 secondsI'll give it a pass. Really? Yeah. Just call me one time. It's okay. I know you want to do it. I don't want to do it. I don't care.52:5052 minutes, 50 secondsIt's okay. Like like I'm cool. Like you feel me? I'm going give it a pass. You can say ching chong.52:5552 minutes, 55 secondsI would not say I would probably I would think it's I don't like ching chong that much. Why?53:0253 minutes, 2 secondsI would maybe call you like uh slot machine boy or something like that. Something that Asian people like to do.53:0853 minutes, 8 secondsLook at this little kind of slot machine. Look at this little slot machine. Yeah.53:1253 minutes, 12 secondsWhat you mean by that? Like we sl like ding ding? Yes. Dude, that's a No, that's a slot machine. That's not I'm not saying that. Yes.53:2053 minutes, 20 secondsNo, I think that slot machine winner.53:2253 minutes, 22 secondsIt's like it'd be like a slot machine just adding like a when you hit the bonus on a slot machine and the money goes up.53:3653 minutes, 36 secondsWe know we all know each other. I I I can call Oon right now, dog. Kim Jong-un. That's right, dog.53:4353 minutes, 43 secondsYou know, he was supposed to play your role in the movie. Who? KJ. Not even joking.53:4953 minutes, 49 secondsYou going to give him one line in a movie? We offered him It's four lines.53:5453 minutes, 54 secondsAre you going to put him in the It was only I was wait choice, dog.53:5953 minutes, 59 secondsNo, I Wait, wait. I was second choice for four lines in your movie. Hold on. That's crazy, dude.54:0754 minutes, 7 secondsI don't know if it's I don't know if it's true or not. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I believe you.54:1154 minutes, 11 secondsYeah. You were a producer and you wrote the thing, dude. We barely got through it there. We made it during the fires. Bobby,54:1854 minutes, 18 secondsyeah, I understand that. Listen about this Asian guy. Okay. Number one, I don't want to give him any more air time. This guy's kind of [ __ ] You brought it up.54:2754 minutes, 27 secondsAll right.54:2854 minutes, 28 secondsYou made me watch the whole video and then like watch it. I watch I can't say anything. All right, then. Go on. Right. He's not. He's from Ching Chong.54:3654 minutes, 36 secondsGo on, Bobby. All right. He's from the land of them. He ain't no American. I'm American. Yeah.54:4454 minutes, 44 secondsI know you are.54:4554 minutes, 45 secondsYeah. Yeah. I mean, so it's like Ching Chong hits different with me than that Ching Chong. Yeah. You know what I mean? Oh, yeah.54:5254 minutes, 52 secondsYeah. You know what I mean? So, it's like, you know, that little [ __ ] Also, let me say something.54:5654 minutes, 56 secondsThat little octopus knuckle, he ain't [ __ ] man.54:5854 minutes, 58 secondsHe ain't [ __ ] dude. This little octopus knuckle, dude. You know what I mean? And let me tell you something. Slots, I know why you said that, man. Cuz a slot is a slit.55:0655 minutes, 6 secondsNah. Yeah, that's why you said it.55:0855 minutes, 8 secondsA slot is a slit and a slit is a slot, dude. Bro, I'm doing parables, dude. Parables?55:1455 minutes, 14 secondsYeah. Let me say something about something. Let me let me say something. Okay.55:1855 minutes, 18 secondsRight. I give you permission, maybe not on camera, but off camera to55:2655 minutes, 26 secondssay whatever you want to call me cuz I'm not going to take it personally. I don't do that. Yeah, you do.55:3255 minutes, 32 secondsYou have. And I've said I've called you certain things.55:3755 minutes, 37 secondsOh, really? Yeah. Just to you off camera.55:4255 minutes, 42 secondsTo me? Was I there? Yeah. Is that what you're saying? I was there. Yes. Oh, off camera. You have? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Not behind my back, though.55:5155 minutes, 51 secondsNo, not behind. No, behind your You know what? Wow. Well, I don't want to defense rest.55:5955 minutes, 59 secondsWe're going to break for lunch. 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Sign up and get 10% off at betterhelp.com/theo.59:5259 minutes, 52 secondsThat's betterhp.com/theo.59:5959 minutes, 59 secondsThe judge is going to return to his chambers. We'll be back after lunch.1:00:031 hour, 3 secondsRemember that show? Yeah, I love that show. Yeah. Yeah.1:00:061 hour, 6 secondsYeah. Oh, yeah. I've said some stuff behind your back. Oo, Bobby got that hitter, huh? What's up?1:00:141 hour, 14 secondsWhat flavor is it?1:00:151 hour, 15 secondsThat's [ __ ] tobacco, dude. Yours is just tobacco flavoring. Wow.1:00:181 hour, 18 secondsI quit smoking over a month ago, so sometimes I'll take a hit.1:00:221 hour, 22 secondsThat's insane, bro. Yeah, that's how I quit. The same way of [ __ ] not quit. What do you mean, dude?1:00:291 hour, 29 secondsThat's not quitting, dude. If you if if you're smoking a pack of cigarettes a day, 20 cigarettes. Yeah.1:00:361 hour, 36 seconds20 cigarettes and I lit one. Have you heard that song? No. Morgan Wallen? No. Dude, I went to his concert.1:00:431 hour, 43 secondsI don't know the modern [ __ ] I went to his concert the other night, dude. I saw I saw [ __ ] Karen Carpenter at the Coachella. I didn't know one song. Really?1:00:511 hour, 51 secondsYeah. Yeah. Yeah.1:00:521 hour, 52 secondsShe came out. She came out and I had not one song. No. Sabrina Carp. Sabrina Carpenter. Oh, yeah.1:00:591 hour, 59 secondsKaren Carpenter died. Her and my her and my dad. Uh uh yeah, dude. No. Morgan Wallen, dude. You Bro, you got to go see him, bro.1:01:051 hour, 1 minute, 5 secondsNo, no, I'm not going to see him, bro. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.1:01:071 hour, 1 minute, 7 secondsYou got to do his walk out with him, bro. Have you ever seen he does walk outs where people walk out with him?1:01:111 hour, 1 minute, 11 secondsNick Sabin freaking walked out with him, Bobby.1:01:131 hour, 1 minute, 13 secondsYeah. I don't even know who Nick Sabin is, dude. I only know people.1:01:161 hour, 1 minute, 16 secondsIt's not Nick Saving, dude. Like, he's a guy who freaking makes coupon. It's Nick Sabin.1:01:211 hour, 1 minute, 21 secondsYeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Listen to me, guy. Bro, he loves you, dude.1:01:251 hour, 1 minute, 25 secondsOh, yeah. And I love him back, dude. But what I want to say to you is this. Last night we left the liquor talk, bro.1:01:321 hour, 1 minute, 32 secondsBro, last night we left the liquor talk.1:01:361 hour, 1 minute, 36 secondsThat's good stuff, dude. Listen to me, dude. I don't listen.1:01:411 hour, 1 minute, 41 secondsIt's a regional thing, dude. You're out there in Nashville.1:01:501 hour, 1 minute, 50 secondsYou mean all your [ __ ] right? We don't do [ __ ] like that, dude. Right. Right. You know what I mean? Smooth.1:01:561 hour, 1 minute, 56 secondsThat's your [ __ ] dude. You know what I mean? We do different [ __ ] out here in LA, dog. What?1:02:011 hour, 2 minutes, 1 secondYeah. Rap, punk bands, you know what I mean? Y'all are You're right.1:02:051 hour, 2 minutes, 5 secondsYou know what I mean? You know what I mean?1:02:071 hour, 2 minutes, 7 secondsYeah. Last night my bus fell down a river.1:02:131 hour, 2 minutes, 13 secondsLike music I don't even relate to. Last night my dog came said hello.1:02:191 hour, 2 minutes, 19 secondsThose are like That's your music. You mean my corn's growing like sombrero? Like Nevada.1:02:271 hour, 2 minutes, 27 secondsNevada. I'm sorry. Let's try the country zone real quick. What? All right. What?1:02:321 hour, 2 minutes, 32 secondsI woke up and I couldn't see this morning.1:02:391 hour, 2 minutes, 39 secondsThen I realigned it was night.1:02:451 hour, 2 minutes, 45 secondsSo I had to reddown my iPhone software.1:02:511 hour, 2 minutes, 51 secondsI put my white hat through the door.1:02:571 hour, 2 minutes, 57 secondsAmen. Bro, I like the ending is a It's like a CBD. It's a CBD. TBD.1:03:041 hour, 3 minutes, 4 secondsCould be decided. It's like Oh, TBC. You said exact, dude. Did you see that gay volleyball? No. Hold on a second.1:03:111 hour, 3 minutes, 11 secondsWe keep But bro, we're not We don't even know what we're saying, bro.1:03:141 hour, 3 minutes, 14 secondsI know. That's the thing. That's the thing. When you and I are together, right? Just say it, man. There's anxiety and we want to get to the next thing,1:03:231 hour, 3 minutes, 23 secondsright? Because we think that silence is bad. Oh, that's a good point. Uh, I do feel like that. Have you always felt like that?1:03:291 hour, 3 minutes, 29 secondsNo, but I realize it doesn't matter what you and I. It's going to be good. Well, let's sit here.1:03:361 hour, 3 minutes, 36 secondsIt's going to be good and there's no need for anxiety and there's no need to like what's clippable and you know because when you and I are together1:03:441 hour, 3 minutes, 44 secondssometimes it gets clippable and it becomes sometimes viral. And when I and when I was coming here today, there's a reason why I haven't done your [ __ ] in a1:03:521 hour, 3 minutes, 52 secondslong time is because I don't like the pressure of doing it with you specifically because if we don't create magic, right, then it was just a waste.1:04:021 hour, 4 minutes, 2 secondsI brought that up to Nick today before you came. Yeah. Yeah. And I prayed about it before this.1:04:051 hour, 4 minutes, 5 secondsYeah. But I what I believe is is that um then when I was driving, I was like, I don't care. Whatever it is, it is. Yeah.1:04:131 hour, 4 minutes, 13 secondsAnd I'm okay with that. You know what I mean? Because um we're both doing well in life and um I think I believe that1:04:221 hour, 4 minutes, 22 secondsyou're a very good person. I'm a good person and um just not rush through it, man. I'm here as long as you need me.1:04:281 hour, 4 minutes, 28 secondsYou know what I mean? But I think we have something. I mean, where's Bear Dick at? He's over there. Yeah, Bear Dick.1:04:351 hour, 4 minutes, 35 secondsYeah, did we get stuff already?1:04:371 hour, 4 minutes, 37 secondsYeah, I think you gave the Clippers some fuel. Yeah, we got some stuff, right? You got more than enough.1:04:421 hour, 4 minutes, 42 secondsWe got more than enough. So, what I'm saying is is that um Can you slide to your right a little bit? You're in theater, dude. Honestly, dude, what you're doing right now, dude, is you said to go to the left, now I got to go to the right.1:04:521 hour, 4 minutes, 52 secondsI you we haven't had this problem yet.1:04:531 hour, 4 minutes, 53 secondsYou're You just You know, you're full of energy. Does he look on center?1:04:581 hour, 4 minutes, 58 secondsHe's just creeping into your shot. So, move your mic. Oh my god. I got to get here. Move your mic and you're good.1:05:021 hour, 5 minutes, 2 secondsBobby, look at this right here. This is you in the movie. But no, look. This is you. This is your anxiety. Oh, there you go.1:05:081 hour, 5 minutes, 8 secondsYeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's the guy you beat out for your That's the guy.1:05:111 hour, 5 minutes, 11 secondsOkay, first of all, that's the guy you beat out.1:05:171 hour, 5 minutes, 17 secondsNo, no, no. That's Kim Jong-un as me in the movie, dude. No, he came in for a read.1:05:231 hour, 5 minutes, 23 secondsThat's the guy you beat out for your role, you freak. Oh, so he came from North Korea. Okay.1:05:281 hour, 5 minutes, 28 secondsAnd and and read went on set and read for you and he didn't get it. Yeah.1:05:331 hour, 5 minutes, 33 secondsYeah. And then you were like, "Let what other you know I mean Chong Chongs do we know?" And then you called me. How many people did you call before you called1:05:411 hour, 5 minutes, 41 secondsme? Did you call Ken Jung? Did you call Jimmy Oyang?1:05:441 hour, 5 minutes, 44 secondsI did send a text to Kim Jong. He didn't text me back. Kim Jong. Kim Jong. Yeah. Yeah.1:05:501 hour, 5 minutes, 50 secondsAnd I did also We did reach out to Ken Young or Ken Jun. What is his name at least? Kim Jong-un. Kim Jong-un. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.1:05:581 hour, 5 minutes, 58 secondsNo, that's Ken Jong. That's Ken Jong. So he said no.1:06:011 hour, 6 minutes, 1 secondHe said no. But he did he you know what he did say though? They wrote a letter back like his like affairs person whatever.1:06:061 hour, 6 minutes, 6 secondsYeah. And they said uh that they loved David Spade and Dicky Roberts. I thought that was just hilarious that they put that in there. That was pretty cool.1:06:131 hour, 6 minutes, 13 secondsWho else did you offer before you offered it to me? We offered it. You were You were right. You were second.1:06:181 hour, 6 minutes, 18 secondsOh, so Kim It went Kim Jong-un, the dictator from North Korea.1:06:211 hour, 6 minutes, 21 secondsY and then I was second. 100%. I promise. 100%. Yeah. Thank you so much. You bet.1:06:261 hour, 6 minutes, 26 secondsYou mean because I think you got it. If you got dictator like Victor Orban and then we got Dick Taster.1:06:341 hour, 6 minutes, 34 secondsSo, I think we did good. Dude, it's not fair what you just said. Bro, you didn't have a lot.1:06:391 hour, 6 minutes, 39 secondsYeah, I just took Yeah, I licked the tip.1:06:411 hour, 6 minutes, 41 secondsI only had a Yeah, I only had Yeah, I only I did. Okay, dude. That's all I did,1:06:491 hour, 6 minutes, 49 secondsright? And and you know this about me, dude. I do.1:06:511 hour, 6 minutes, 51 secondsI I might be 5% by that. And that's not a lot. That's not a lot, dude.1:06:561 hour, 6 minutes, 56 secondsBro, these days these days, dude, they go all the way 100%. Dude, you know what I mean? And it's like I I didn't get that. No,1:07:031 hour, 7 minutes, 3 secondsI would be okay if I had 100%. But I'm I'm only 5%.1:07:081 hour, 7 minutes, 8 secondsDude, if I was gay, I would just I think so. I think you're I think you're 3%. 3%.1:07:121 hour, 7 minutes, 12 secondsYeah. Yeah. I think in the right circumstances, you would kiss the tip. I would. Henry Cavo. Who's Henry Cavo? Superman. The one before.1:07:201 hour, 7 minutes, 20 secondsNo, I'm not having some guy who's working all the time out meeting people at night and [ __ ] like that. Okay.1:07:251 hour, 7 minutes, 25 secondsHere's what I I will say this. If I if I didn't get married to a woman at some point and there was like a cool dude who1:07:341 hour, 7 minutes, 34 secondswas not trying to like do any sex or touch my ass or anything but wanted to chill separate rooms. Maybe he is a chef or something.1:07:451 hour, 7 minutes, 45 secondsMaybe if I also don't have to talk to him every day. Okay, so that's 1%. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. You're 1%. 1%.1:07:531 hour, 7 minutes, 53 secondsOr even Dude, I dated a chick with hard tits and that freaking kind of that was a lot, dude. I did it at Hot Chick. Yeah. With Sarah Connor ass. No.1:08:011 hour, 8 minutes, 1 secondYou know Sarah Connor from Terminator? Nuhuh. Yeah. Like she was buff. Mhm.1:08:061 hour, 8 minutes, 6 secondsRight. So her ass felt Schwarzenegger like Oh yeah.1:08:101 hour, 8 minutes, 10 secondsYou know what I mean? Where I like it when it's like there's like some fat. You know what I mean? Yeah.1:08:141 hour, 8 minutes, 14 secondsAnd she was beautiful, but her ass was Sarah Connor and I couldn't do it. Yeah.1:08:201 hour, 8 minutes, 20 secondsYeah. Yeah. Yeah. Like cuz I'm not the Terminator. Yeah.1:08:221 hour, 8 minutes, 22 secondsYou know what I mean? I don't have those robotics. Some ass too of women they go to the gym so much and their ass has a little bit of hair on it. That's the craziest thing.1:08:301 hour, 8 minutes, 30 secondsYeah. Like how much hair?1:08:311 hour, 8 minutes, 31 secondsNot a lot, but just enough where you feel they shaved a couple times, you know? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And that's not crazy. I don't care. But it is a surprise.1:08:391 hour, 8 minutes, 39 secondsIt's a surprise sometimes when you go in the cave and you see some foilage. Yeah. You know what I mean? That I don't like. Oh, really? Yeah. I like my caves clean.1:08:471 hour, 8 minutes, 47 secondsOkay.1:08:471 hour, 8 minutes, 47 secondsYeah. Yeah. Yeah. And you have We have now the technology to do it. I don't want foilage cuz I'm not like a cave dweller. Dude, would you go back in the1:08:551 hour, 8 minutes, 55 seconds1400s, you think, and eat a little bit of ass or what? In the 1400s, I would pass on that, dog. All right. Yeah, man. You get the measles.1:09:031 hour, 9 minutes, 3 secondsOh, you will, huh?1:09:031 hour, 9 minutes, 3 secondsYeah. Yeah. Yeah. You'll get some sort of like, you know what I mean, thing that would kill somebody back then.1:09:071 hour, 9 minutes, 7 secondsYeah. Yeah. I'd have like one of those Asian, you know what I mean?1:09:101 hour, 9 minutes, 10 secondsI mean, you get masks. You get that holy polio. Would you eat 1400 ass?1:09:171 hour, 9 minutes, 17 secondsPolo polio.1:09:191 hour, 9 minutes, 19 secondsUm, no, dude. I'm not doing that [ __ ] dude. I will tell you this, bro.1:09:231 hour, 9 minutes, 23 secondsI don't know. I wouldn't even answer that question. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Why would you? You asked me. I know. Yeah. I wonder. But here's the thing.1:09:311 hour, 9 minutes, 31 secondsLet's just before you move on cuz you're viewing anxiety. I know you're doing You're right. I'm getting anxiety. Let me chill out. All right. Chill out for a second. Okay.1:09:371 hour, 9 minutes, 37 secondsYou know, because I'm a I'm a podcaster as well.1:09:401 hour, 9 minutes, 40 secondsI know, dude. You're a professional. You guys want to have one of the top 10 podcasts in the world.1:09:431 hour, 9 minutes, 43 secondsSo are you. So, um That's crazy to think that, though. I don't think about it, but it's still crazy to think. I don't.1:09:501 hour, 9 minutes, 50 secondsIt's crazy just that it that it's people tell me I go, "Oh, I I guess." What is Is your podcast big in um like in other parts of the world?1:09:581 hour, 9 minutes, 58 secondsI don't know. I don't know the stats.1:10:001 hour, 10 minutesI don't know the stats. And it's like, you know, it's it's like that old term, you know what I mean? I don't live in the results.1:10:061 hour, 10 minutes, 6 secondsOh, a coke uh cooked pot doesn't boil or whatever. What is that term? What is it? A watch pot doesn't boil. Watch pot doesn't boil.1:10:141 hour, 10 minutes, 14 secondsA cooked pot does boil though. A cooked pot does boil. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.1:10:201 hour, 10 minutes, 20 secondsYeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You know, how about this? What else? When you use terminology sometimes, Yeah. think about it first.1:10:271 hour, 10 minutes, 27 secondsI think that's one of your problems. You I mean, when it pops into your head, I don't think there is that thing that goes, let's think about it. Yeah.1:10:341 hour, 10 minutes, 34 secondsYou just say, "What's that term? Coke cook, you know, I mean, boils." You know what I mean? And it's like, it's not the right thing. So, it's I think that's a part of your anxiety.1:10:431 hour, 10 minutes, 43 secondsYeah. You're right.1:10:431 hour, 10 minutes, 43 secondsRight. It's hard for me to leave that space in a place. I'll just like if something's like somebody if two people are sitting there and we nobody's talking it gets really uncomfortable. Yeah.1:10:511 hour, 10 minutes, 51 secondsYou're that way too, Bobby. No, I've changed for me. Are you serious? Oh, yeah. I'm Dude, I'm so serious.1:10:571 hour, 10 minutes, 57 secondsLike, what' you really do to change that? Cuz that's a big thing. A lot of people deal with it because I don't really care it really anymore.1:11:041 hour, 11 minutes, 4 secondsI I have empathy and I care about the world and that's not what I mean. I don't care like whatever direction my life takes. I'm just gonna go with the1:11:121 hour, 11 minutes, 12 secondsflow and it's not my responsibility or I'm not a psychic. I don't know what's going to end up happening to me.1:11:191 hour, 11 minutes, 19 secondsBut what question you answering right now? What I'm asking you is uh what do you mean?1:11:231 hour, 11 minutes, 23 secondsIf like say you and I are talking and or say you're talking to anybody, right, and there becomes a moment of silence.1:11:271 hour, 11 minutes, 27 secondsThis happens to me a lot in relationships. If there's a moment of silence, it's hard for me to just sit there and let there be silence.1:11:331 hour, 11 minutes, 33 secondsYeah. But that's but you said that you've changed with that. So I'm what I'm asking is how have you changed? What have you done that's changed? Because that's kind of I think therapy has helped. I think Lexapro has helped. I you know sometimes1:11:421 hour, 11 minutes, 42 secondsI'll tell Rolin for my ADHD. I didn't take any today. How much pro you on? Yeah. Pro. What? Lexapro. Lexapro. Yeah.1:11:501 hour, 11 minutes, 50 secondsUm 10 milligrams I think. Okay. That's a low dose. Yeah. It's a little It's a dose. Yeah.1:11:531 hour, 11 minutes, 53 secondsYeah. Yeah. You know, it's like when they say um when you're performing a lot of comics hate the silence, but that's when they're listening,1:12:001 hour, 12 minutesright? and I feel so comfortable with you because we've known each other for so long that um we could take a break.1:12:071 hour, 12 minutes, 7 secondsWe don't always have to like chase a laugh or say something super interesting. That's the thing. It's like1:12:151 hour, 12 minutes, 15 secondswe perform for the algorithm and for what people are going to want to watch.1:12:201 hour, 12 minutes, 20 secondsI think with you with you sometimes it does turn into that or this is the first time I've ever thought that. So it's funny that you said that before you came over whenever you got over here because1:12:281 hour, 12 minutes, 28 secondsI did think that. Didn't we talk about it, Nick? said, "Um, what did we say?1:12:321 hour, 12 minutes, 32 secondsWhat What are we going to talk about?" And I was like, "Let the moments happen." Yeah.1:12:361 hour, 12 minutes, 36 secondsYeah. And And if the moments don't happen, I'm okay with that, too. That's okay. Because we'll podcast again. Yeah.1:12:431 hour, 12 minutes, 43 secondsAnd again, and I don't want to lose out on a chance to have a good time with you.1:12:461 hour, 12 minutes, 46 secondsWe're already I'm already having a blast. Me, too.1:12:491 hour, 12 minutes, 49 secondsYou know what I mean? The things that you talked about, Charlie, was insane. It's not It's not that.1:12:541 hour, 12 minutes, 54 secondsYeah. Yeah. Yeah. And And yeah, it's [ __ ] insane. And that's already that's already something that people are going to go, "What the [ __ ] is he talking about?"1:13:021 hour, 13 minutes, 2 secondsWell, cuz he's a small town. Like, he likes to go out to eat.1:13:051 hour, 13 minutes, 5 secondsNo, no, no. I don't want to reg Don't do your [ __ ] confused white face. You guys do that a lot. Your confused white face. Who does Who are you?1:13:131 hour, 13 minutes, 13 secondsYou know, you guys, you guys do that a lot. Oh, you think we didn't start a war? What?1:13:191 hour, 13 minutes, 19 secondsAnd your your eyes cross. What? You know what I mean? You started it. You started it. wins.1:13:261 hour, 13 minutes, 26 secondsYeah, you started it. Oh, it's been going on for 47 years.1:13:311 hour, 13 minutes, 31 secondsThat's [ __ ] I mean, they're about They were about to have a nuclear weapon. Come on, man. I don't do confused white face. I get it.1:13:381 hour, 13 minutes, 38 secondsI know the tone. Yeah, I've been around a long time. I know confused whites.1:13:421 hour, 13 minutes, 42 secondsThat's Trump and his [ __ ] I know, but that you're sometimes you're a confused white.1:13:471 hour, 13 minutes, 47 secondsYou think so? That's Trump and his1:13:491 hour, 13 minutes, 49 seconds[ __ ] missile monkeys doing that [ __ ]1:13:501 hour, 13 minutes, 50 secondsBut those missile monkeys are also confused whites monkeying it around. I know.1:13:551 hour, 13 minutes, 55 secondsYou know what I And what I'm saying is is that you mean don't confuse white me dog. You're right.1:14:001 hour, 14 minutesYou know what I mean? Cuz I'm a confused yellow. No, you're not. Sometimes I am. Really?1:14:051 hour, 14 minutes, 5 secondsI get confused. Yeah. But the Lexa Pro seem confident. Has it really helped you? What has it helped you with? I'll say this. You seem a little less shy1:14:151 hour, 14 minutes, 15 secondscuz sometimes you get shy. You ever try to put your hand in an aquarium and you try to get a get one of the fish out of there?1:14:201 hour, 14 minutes, 20 secondsYeah. Yeah. Yeah. Like a koiish or just at a party or whatever and they keep going. They will not come into your hand. Yeah, because it's a defense mechanism. But that's how you are.1:14:281 hour, 14 minutes, 28 secondsNo, but they're like uh uh you mean a crazy white is, you know what I mean? Trying to grab me. Oh, no. White.1:14:341 hour, 14 minutes, 34 secondsI'll keep my hand open and just wait till something comes in it. Will you Will you clutch it? No, it's kind of softly open like this. Do they ever do it? Never. Never. You know why?1:14:431 hour, 14 minutes, 43 secondsWhy? They're scared. That's how remind me of you. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You That's a behavior I get out of you.1:14:481 hour, 14 minutes, 48 secondsYeah. I'm not really that scared anymore. Good. Yeah. Yeah. Are you scared? [ __ ] yeah. No, I'm happy to hear that. No. Are you scared? Are you scared?1:14:551 hour, 14 minutes, 55 secondsI you know I I've gone through a period recently in the past few months where I' i've definitely dealt with some fear, you know? Yeah. Yeah.1:15:001 hour, 15 minutesI think scared of like um Yeah. I don't know, dude. Like things get scary in the world and you think1:15:071 hour, 15 minutes, 7 secondslike uh Yeah. If you say certain things that people are going to do something bad to you or something bad could happen to somebody, you know, do I get death threats and things like that? Yeah, that's scary.1:15:181 hour, 15 minutes, 18 secondsYou know what I mean?1:15:181 hour, 15 minutes, 18 secondsYou get those sometimes I have.1:15:211 hour, 15 minutes, 21 secondsFrom who? I'm not going to I blocked them immediately. I don't know who. Have you ever gotten a stalker before? Oh, yeah. No way.1:15:291 hour, 15 minutes, 29 secondsHave you? Nope. Never.1:15:321 hour, 15 minutes, 32 secondsCan I tell you something that's you're confused about again? Yeah.1:15:361 hour, 15 minutes, 36 secondsRight. And this has happened to me four or five times.1:15:411 hour, 15 minutes, 41 secondsI'll have a I'll match with somebody with Rya. Mhm.1:15:451 hour, 15 minutes, 45 secondsI'll take them on a date and they'll go, "What's Theo up to?" And I go because I was hanging out with Vancouver and then like I couldn't get in touch with him1:15:541 hour, 15 minutes, 54 secondsand it's like you know like tell me all you Ryan and four matches were listen hear me out. I'm listening.1:16:011 hour, 16 minutes, 1 secondFour of my Ryan matches right were because they were trying to get to you and that's when I deleted Rya. You're off. I'm off of it.1:16:081 hour, 16 minutes, 8 secondsI've never been on it.1:16:101 hour, 16 minutes, 10 secondsI know. But my point is is that you know what I mean? Like you know my point Yeah.1:16:151 hour, 16 minutes, 15 secondsthat women probably do stalk you. I believe they do because Yeah. I I I do have a lot of women, you know, I mean, on my Instagram going, you know what I mean? Tell Theo I think he's hot.1:16:251 hour, 16 minutes, 25 secondsThat's crazy.1:16:261 hour, 16 minutes, 26 secondsYeah. Yeah. And it's like, you know, I'm pretty hot.1:16:291 hour, 16 minutes, 29 secondsYeah, dude. If I were a gay dude, I would [ __ ] smash you, dude. Or I would date you. I'd ask you out. Sorry.1:16:361 hour, 16 minutes, 36 secondsDon't smash right away, man. Where you going to take me? Huh? Where you going to take me? You know where? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I love belly.1:16:461 hour, 16 minutes, 46 secondsBro, and we'll apologize for Charlie. Hey, free appetizers. Yeah. No, dude. I would take me somewhere nice. I would take you somewhere.1:16:521 hour, 16 minutes, 52 secondsLike if I said like, um, what town is this?1:16:561 hour, 16 minutes, 56 secondsLA. I would take you to Homoas. If they have that, dude, it's just too gay, dude. Just disguising their wiener as1:17:031 hour, 17 minutes, 3 secondsfish. Like, oh, no. I I think you would take me somewhere nice. Like if I go, hey, take me to Mastro's steakhouse.1:17:111 hour, 17 minutes, 11 secondsI would take you somewhere nice. Really nice. Yeah. Yeah.1:17:131 hour, 17 minutes, 13 secondsMy friend Matt Weiss used to take me there all the time. We make out like if if you were gay and I was at your date, would you make out with me that night or I don't think so. I don't like to make1:17:201 hour, 17 minutes, 20 secondsout on a full stomach. So Oh, yeah. Me either. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's crazy.1:17:241 hour, 17 minutes, 24 secondsYeah. Yeah. Yeah. And you know what I've been doing lately, dude? Inner cleanings.1:17:281 hour, 17 minutes, 28 secondsWhat is it? Are you talking uh I've been doing inner inner cleanings, dude?1:17:321 hour, 17 minutes, 32 secondsAre you And what do you guys And what do you mean by What do you mean you guys?1:17:351 hour, 17 minutes, 35 secondsWhat What do you mean by it when you say inner cleanings? What are you talking about? Um, when I say inner cleanings, what what would I what would that What do you you talking about?1:17:441 hour, 17 minutes, 44 secondsI just had a colon colonoscopy.1:17:461 hour, 17 minutes, 46 secondsOh, damn. That butt fountain or whatever. Yeah. Yeah. I got a B butt fountain. They found no pulp. Did they? Yeah. And they found no cancer. Let's go.1:17:541 hour, 17 minutes, 54 secondsYeah. Yeah. Yeah. And now I do inner cleanings. So, what I'll do is by my bathtub, I have one of those Japanese um toilets. Yeah.1:18:021 hour, 18 minutes, 2 secondsYou know what I mean? Oh, yeah. Right.1:18:051 hour, 18 minutes, 5 secondsI sit on it. It warms up right away. My stepdad, he would shoot those if he saw them.1:18:101 hour, 18 minutes, 10 secondsYou Charlie would he's like, he wouldn't shoot, but he would draw on it. Yeah, he would draw on it. He would draw.1:18:161 hour, 18 minutes, 16 secondsYeah. Yeah. Yeah. Wait, it's a flashback and trauma. I know. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Of course. Yeah. That's what I'm saying, dude.1:18:231 hour, 18 minutes, 23 secondsYeah. Anyway, um and what I do is I have fancy body wash next to my toilet.1:18:301 hour, 18 minutes, 30 secondsRight. So, I I have a bedet. You have a bedet? No, I don't have that. Do you know what one is?1:18:351 hour, 18 minutes, 35 secondsYeah, I know it's something that washes into your ass and stuff like that and I respect it. I'm glad we have it as a culture but I don't want it. Why don't you want it?1:18:411 hour, 18 minutes, 41 secondsI'd rather wash my own ass like a [ __ ] man.1:18:441 hour, 18 minutes, 44 secondsWhat? I know. But the thing is is that when you use dry toilet paper, right, you're not getting the inards.1:18:501 hour, 18 minutes, 50 secondsBut sometimes you'll put some weter on that toilet paper, dude. What's a weter?1:18:541 hour, 18 minutes, 54 secondsWetner. Keep your little stash of water by your toilet.1:18:561 hour, 18 minutes, 56 secondsYeah. Well, just get a [ __ ] bode. It just does it naturally when you press a button.1:19:001 hour, 19 minutesYeah. If you need you you're going to have a [ __ ] wetner. It's the same [ __ ] thing, dude. I'm not [ __ ] letting some Whimo [ __ ] clean my ass, dude. All right.1:19:091 hour, 19 minutes, 9 secondsI'm doing it myself. But you can control the angles. I'm oldfashioned.1:19:131 hour, 19 minutes, 13 secondsAll right, dude. So, I control the levels so it it hits the hole.1:19:171 hour, 19 minutes, 17 secondsBut that's not a colonoscopy, by the way.1:19:191 hour, 19 minutes, 19 secondsI already had one last week. Okay. But I'm now I'm talking about cleaning my inards.1:19:221 hour, 19 minutes, 22 secondsDo they let you keep anything that comes out of it? Like if they have like a They found a fingernail. Nuh-uh. Yeah. Yeah. They found a fingernail. [ __ ] yeah. I knew those are in there. Somebody said those are in there.1:19:301 hour, 19 minutes, 30 secondsYeah. Yeah. Those are in there, dude. No, but so I I So your health is good?1:19:341 hour, 19 minutes, 34 secondsNo. No, let me finish my inner story, dude. That's what your problem is. You're right.1:19:381 hour, 19 minutes, 38 secondsAll right. And I take some body wash. I let the bodet hit directly into the, you know what I mean? Calamari is what I like to call it.1:19:461 hour, 19 minutes, 46 secondsOkay. Okay. Cuz that's what it looks like. Okay. Right. Right. I hit the calamari. Right.1:19:511 hour, 19 minutes, 51 secondsAnd then sometimes I'll open up my own cheeks. Right. Oh, damn.1:19:561 hour, 19 minutes, 56 secondsSo that the water sprays right into the hole into the hormuz. Huh. The horm spray straight hormuz. Right.1:20:021 hour, 20 minutes, 2 secondsIt does close. It does close, right? You know what I mean? But you know what I mean? We're charging.1:20:081 hour, 20 minutes, 8 secondsWe're charging 2 million per for per vessel. That's what you got. I charge my poo, dude.1:20:121 hour, 20 minutes, 12 secondsYeah. I charge my poo $2 million and they pay it. True.1:20:161 hour, 20 minutes, 16 secondsThat's what you got to tell your butthole. It's like, "Hey, blink twice if you're in trouble, you know." Yeah. Yeah. So anyway, I spray it inside and I then I'll take a tissue paper,1:20:241 hour, 20 minutes, 24 secondssome body wash, right? I'll get it inside the hole and I'll do a double spray. Ooh.1:20:301 hour, 20 minutes, 30 secondsRight. In the hole. Right. Then I do a dry wipe. Okay.1:20:331 hour, 20 minutes, 33 secondsRight. And I leave so that like, you know, I mean, when you're having sexualities with my girlfriend, right?1:20:391 hour, 20 minutes, 39 secondsUm, you know, I mean, there's no problem, right?1:20:421 hour, 20 minutes, 42 secondsI mean, aren't you self cleaning when you know you're about to hook up?1:20:461 hour, 20 minutes, 46 secondsYeah, I'll wash my whole body. I've been taking a little break right now from dating and stuff like that, but I'll wash my whole body.1:20:531 hour, 20 minutes, 53 secondsI do that, too. I do that, too. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I only wash that. I don't know.1:21:021 hour, 21 minutes, 2 secondsI don't know what you're doing. You're [ __ ] No. Wait. Wait. No. Wait.1:21:051 hour, 21 minutes, 5 secondsHave you ever met yourself? Have you ever met yourself? Have you met yourself? It's crazy. You're crazy, dude.1:21:111 hour, 21 minutes, 11 secondsYou're [ __ ] crazy. Whatever. He was white, dude. Whatever. You told me.1:21:141 hour, 21 minutes, 14 secondsYeah. Yeah. Yeah. No. But I told you what.1:21:161 hour, 21 minutes, 16 secondsHuh? You said you used to work on the Andrea Gale, dude. That fishing boat that went down, dude. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And I survived it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I survived it. And you lied, dude.1:21:241 hour, 21 minutes, 24 secondsYeah, I lied about it. So, my bad. But let me say something right now. Okay. Of course, I wash my body before I do that process. Okay. I got it.1:21:311 hour, 21 minutes, 31 secondsYeah. Yeah. That's all That's all I'm saying. All right. Yeah. Yeah. So, that's all you do is wash your body? I wash my body? I wash my whole body. Huh?1:21:391 hour, 21 minutes, 39 secondsYou steam your body?1:21:391 hour, 21 minutes, 39 secondsI'll go to sauna in the morning by in Nashville. Yeah. Nashville or here?1:21:441 hour, 21 minutes, 44 secondsOh, you do? I've never been to sauna with you. You haven't? No. I'd like to do it one day. Yeah. I I'd love to go over there, man.1:21:501 hour, 21 minutes, 50 secondsIf you know, there's supposed to be some good places that people go like as a group and stuff. I haven't been any of those. I'll just do it at home, but also I'll go to Equinox over there and I'll go over there.1:21:581 hour, 21 minutes, 58 secondsYou mean as a group? like you know people there's like a bath house or something.1:22:041 hour, 22 minutes, 4 secondsNo, I'm not talking like an Otown reunion is going. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No. Okay.1:22:081 hour, 22 minutes, 8 secondsUm like if we gathered a group of comics, me, you, Gillis, Santino, that' be so fun.1:22:131 hour, 22 minutes, 13 secondsThat'd be fun. You know what I mean? And would you be like one of those people cuz a lot of And I'm I'm I know I'm bringing white up a lot, right? All right. But what I'm saying1:22:221 hour, 22 minutes, 22 secondsI knew you were going to do it before you came here.1:22:251 hour, 22 minutes, 25 secondsWell, you bring up Asia a lot. Like you're confused about the whole [ __ ] continent. Well, you guys aren't sharing a ton of information1:22:321 hour, 22 minutes, 32 secondsfor to Iran. We are to Iran. Yeah, we have satellites.1:22:381 hour, 22 minutes, 38 secondsWell, yeah, we're not getting much. I haven't You guys aren't saying I'm an American. Let's move on. Okay.1:22:431 hour, 22 minutes, 43 secondsOkay. But what I want What I want to say is have you seen this volleyball player that you we were trying to find a movie role for you?1:22:491 hour, 22 minutes, 49 secondsWhen I was on Bad Friends, we were trying to find a movie role for you that would be really really great. And we're like, what would be a great movie role for Robbie? And we found, have you seen this guy?1:22:571 hour, 22 minutes, 57 secondsYeah. Yeah. Let's see it.1:22:591 hour, 22 minutes, 59 secondsThis is my boy Jordan Lucas over at Sea Sun, dude. Okay. Splash, baby. He gets it done, bro.1:23:081 hour, 23 minutes, 8 secondsOh, he's Oh, I see. I understand. Welcome to Vi. Yeah, I understand.1:23:151 hour, 23 minutes, 15 secondsValley Ball, baby. That dude is He's in the valley, right? He's at Sea Sun. Yeah. Yeah. Sethridge. Northridge. Up in Northridge, bro.1:23:231 hour, 23 minutes, 23 secondsOh, yeah. He put that flamnco on him, baby.1:23:261 hour, 23 minutes, 26 secondsGuy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Flashing that flamco.1:23:291 hour, 23 minutes, 29 secondsYeah. So that's I would play a black gay man in a movie. No, this guy's not black. He's not. What is he? No. Jordan Lucas.1:23:381 hour, 23 minutes, 38 secondsYeah. He's a [ __ ] boss. That's what he is. Oh, he's a boss. Yeah, dude.1:23:421 hour, 23 minutes, 42 secondsYeah. Yeah. Yeah. He seems like a black boss. He's sassy, bro.1:23:461 hour, 23 minutes, 46 secondsHe's sassy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Now, would you be intimidated playing against him, bro? Game set sassy, bro. That dude is a [ __ ] boss, bro. Would I be? Yes, I'd1:23:541 hour, 23 minutes, 54 secondsbe intimidated playing playing against anybody that is doing that plays volleyball. Well, yeah. Oh, that's true. He's a boss, bro.1:24:011 hour, 24 minutes, 1 secondShout out C. And what's their team name that uh and it says right there, I can't stop watching the vid of this Northridge College volleyball beast diva. Lol.1:24:101 hour, 24 minutes, 10 secondsThat's where we're at, bro. Be the beast divas have launched, homie.1:24:161 hour, 24 minutes, 16 secondsThe Yeah, bro. That's what we You need You need that kind of like energy in the world. You need aggressive, capable gay1:24:251 hour, 24 minutes, 25 secondsmales or semi-gay. I I don't have no idea. Is this guy definitely has he said that he would be saying that?1:24:331 hour, 24 minutes, 33 secondsI saw an interview with him. He's gay.1:24:351 hour, 24 minutes, 35 secondsHe could only But he could be straight and have gay moves.1:24:381 hour, 24 minutes, 38 secondsNow that's I've done some gay moves, but I'm I'm You know what I mean? 95% straight. We know, dude.1:24:441 hour, 24 minutes, 44 secondsNo, no, no, no. Like I'll wait and I'll go, okay.1:24:471 hour, 24 minutes, 47 secondsYou know what I mean? But that doesn't necessarily mean, right? You know what I mean?1:24:501 hour, 24 minutes, 50 secondsOh, yeah. I'll like when I kiss the tip, I do it manly. Okay.1:24:541 hour, 24 minutes, 54 secondsYou know what I mean? That's not like a dad like kissing his son goodbye. Like the one kissing going out for war. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.1:25:021 hour, 25 minutes, 2 secondsYeah. Like that, dude. Yeah.1:25:041 hour, 25 minutes, 4 secondsYeah. Aggreg like aggressive but like hetero. Yeah. Yeah. Hetero. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. For sure. Yeah. Have you seen the Thai um draft?1:25:121 hour, 25 minutes, 12 secondsSo there's a draft in Thailand. No.1:25:141 hour, 25 minutes, 14 secondsYeah. Bro, you're Spike Lee. That would be your name, dude. If that would be your Asian name, bro.1:25:191 hour, 25 minutes, 19 secondsIf you if you play volleyball, that's so funny. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That'd be so [ __ ] sick, dude. Yeah. Ladies and gentlemen, Spike Lee. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And I'd be spiking it.1:25:281 hour, 25 minutes, 28 secondsYeah. Yeah.1:25:311 hour, 25 minutes, 31 secondsDude, you should do a show heated rivalry where I'm Spike Lee, right? And uh and we're not putting you on the poster if we do it.1:25:391 hour, 25 minutes, 39 secondsYou're volley.1:25:411 hour, 25 minutes, 41 secondsBut we'll do a movie. You and me are the leads and just I'm on the post.1:25:441 hour, 25 minutes, 44 secondsBut it's like heated rivalry where I hand you a finger. There's a finger, right? What do you think?1:25:521 hour, 25 minutes, 52 secondsSo, you're saying will we do like a It's a movie, so it's not It's not real. It's art. It's art. You think Brokeback Jake Gonol? Yeah, I know Jake. You do? I love him.1:26:001 hour, 26 minutesOh, yeah.1:26:001 hour, 26 minutesYeah, I had dinner with him once. He's a great guy. You did? Yeah. Oh my gosh. You never even said that.1:26:051 hour, 26 minutes, 5 secondsWell, how would you know? You never asked me. You think you would tell me?1:26:081 hour, 26 minutes, 8 secondsYeah. Yeah. Well, I don't tell you everyone I've had dinner with.1:26:111 hour, 26 minutes, 11 secondsI know that. But at least you would say, "Hey, Jake Gilly on Yeah. Yeah. He's a great guy. She's so funny." Who's your dream guest to have on your podcast on Bad Friends?1:26:191 hour, 26 minutes, 19 secondsOh [ __ ] dog. Uh, my dream guest or on your own podcast? Tiger Belly is my own podcast.1:26:251 hour, 26 minutes, 25 secondsYeah, but I'm saying Tiger Belly or Bad Friends.1:26:281 hour, 26 minutes, 28 secondsThe dream guest would be um Brad Pitt. Wow.1:26:351 hour, 26 minutes, 35 secondsYeah. I just want to see what it's all about to see it up close and personal. Yeah. Damn, bro.1:26:401 hour, 26 minutes, 40 secondsI want I want to see if it's an illusion or if it's real.1:26:431 hour, 26 minutes, 43 secondsIf it's makeup. Have you seen him in real life before? Brad Pitt, I saw him one time.1:26:471 hour, 26 minutes, 47 secondsYeah. Is it real or I mean I was so scared. I didn't know what to do and I just Yeah. You tremble probably.1:26:521 hour, 26 minutes, 52 secondsOh yeah. I was like opening a door for him and I got all scared and [ __ ] and he went in the building. I followed him.1:26:571 hour, 26 minutes, 57 secondsYeah, I know. But when you look at him but he moved quick.1:27:011 hour, 27 minutes, 1 secondYeah, I know. Like he looks like a very quick guy. Yeah.1:27:031 hour, 27 minutes, 3 secondsLike one time I was um you know know nothing about soccer.1:27:071 hour, 27 minutes, 7 secondsNo, I know the World Cup's coming to the USA.1:27:091 hour, 27 minutes, 9 secondsYeah. Yeah, that's good. But anyway, um my favorite soccer team is Arsenal FC. Mhm.1:27:141 hour, 27 minutes, 14 secondsDo it. When you do it, I do it. And uh so the soccer team has a war. Good god.1:27:241 hour, 27 minutes, 24 secondsWhat is it good for? Absolutely nothing. Say it again. Okay. So, um I was I'm an Arsenal fan.1:27:311 hour, 27 minutes, 31 secondsCan you hear? Here's the thing about you. You don't listen.1:27:351 hour, 27 minutes, 35 secondsYou're already Here's the thing about you. You're already thinking about what you're gonna say next, like a different topic. So when I'm I know your eyes,1:27:431 hour, 27 minutes, 43 secondsright? So when I'm talking, right, you're already thinking about something else. You're not really listening. Okay, my bad. Let me drop in. I You want You want this to be over?1:27:511 hour, 27 minutes, 51 secondsNo, I don't. Tell me about Arsenal, dude.1:27:531 hour, 27 minutes, 53 secondsAll right. So, their legendary player is a guy named Tyrion Henry. Tyrion. T H I E R R Y. Yeah. How'd you know that?1:28:011 hour, 28 minutes, 1 secondBecause I've seen him before. Yeah. Yeah.1:28:031 hour, 28 minutes, 3 secondsHe's one of the greats. People say he looks like Sulie McCulla as well. A little bit. Yeah. Yeah. A little bit. Yeah. Right. Yeah. Yeah.1:28:081 hour, 28 minutes, 8 secondsYeah. So, Honory, I was at a hotel and you met him. No. So, I was in a hotel in New York, right?1:28:151 hour, 28 minutes, 15 secondsI was shooting the movie The Dictator.1:28:181 hour, 28 minutes, 18 secondsRight. And they put us on I forgot what hotel it was. And I remember being in the elevator and on rewind. Did they put you on the poster or not? The dictator.1:28:251 hour, 28 minutes, 25 secondsNo, they didn't care. And it had more lines than bus boys. But they didn't care about you. Yeah. They didn't care about me. You cared about me.1:28:331 hour, 28 minutes, 33 secondsI can't believe they didn't ask you that. Anyway, Henry walks in, right?1:28:371 hour, 28 minutes, 37 secondsMhm. And you know, obviously there's it's like, "Hey, I'm a huge fan or can I1:28:451 hour, 28 minutes, 45 secondsget a photo or whatever." You said that to him? No. Nothing came out of my mouth.1:28:511 hour, 28 minutes, 51 secondsOh, I was so in shock that he he was the last person that I ever thought I would dreamt meeting or seeing in real life,1:28:591 hour, 28 minutes, 59 secondsdude. That when he got off his floor, the words couldn't come out. No.1:29:041 hour, 29 minutes, 4 secondsYeah. Yeah. That's how much of a fan I was. M and then when I miss my mo moment, I miss my moment. You know what I mean?1:29:101 hour, 29 minutes, 10 secondsSo, um the other day I was at Pizzeria Biano, right? And the dude that runs1:29:171 hour, 29 minutes, 17 secondsthat created it, I'm a big fan of um he was in the restaurant. No way.1:29:241 hour, 29 minutes, 24 secondsYeah. And I walked right up to him. I go, "Can I get a photo?" And he goes, "Sure, kid." So, I I do it every time now because I'm not fans of like, you know,1:29:321 hour, 29 minutes, 32 secondshe was in the restaurant. No, this guy that created Chris Pizzeria Bianco. Oh, he was in the restaurant.1:29:371 hour, 29 minutes, 37 secondsIt's one of the best pizzeras in the world. The creator? Who's it? Bring it up. That's him right there. Yeah. Yeah. Chris Biano. Yeah. Chris Biano. Yeah.1:29:451 hour, 29 minutes, 45 secondsOh, I've seen him before.1:29:461 hour, 29 minutes, 46 secondsYeah. Yeah. Yeah. There's one downtown in LA. Very good pizza.1:29:491 hour, 29 minutes, 49 secondsI don't go down there too much, but I will.1:29:511 hour, 29 minutes, 51 secondsYeah. Yeah. But anyway, um so now when I see somebody Can you listen? Yeah. I'm back. I'm here.1:29:591 hour, 29 minutes, 59 secondsOkay. Now when I see somebody like I'm not like fans of like oh there's you know what I mean Sabrina Carpenter or David Robinson or like a1:30:081 hour, 30 minutes, 8 secondsYeah. Yeah. Yeah. I like what Mitch McConnell. Like Mitch McConnell turtle eyes. Yeah. I call him. You know what I mean? Yeah.1:30:151 hour, 30 minutes, 15 secondsYou know what I mean? Like you know so most people are like I got to get a selfie with Mitch. You know when he's in a he's a zone he's froze zone. Yeah.1:30:221 hour, 30 minutes, 22 secondsYou know what I mean? When he freezes up. That's my favorite part of him. Oh he's glitching. Yeah he's glitching. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.1:30:271 hour, 30 minutes, 27 secondsYeah. You know I mean but anyway that's his [ __ ] face. Yeah. Did you know that?1:30:301 hour, 30 minutes, 30 secondsOh, yeah. This is Damn. Anyway, like Mitch McConnell. Oh, that's crazy.1:30:391 hour, 30 minutes, 39 secondsYeah, that's a scumb face, dude.1:30:401 hour, 30 minutes, 40 secondsBro, we're going to go to hell for doing this. That's a real face or something. Yeah, that's a real face. Yeah.1:30:441 hour, 30 minutes, 44 secondsSee, they're using some of these senior citizens, dude. They're just they're using them to just But imagine his Chinese wife underneath him and that's the face he uses.1:30:531 hour, 30 minutes, 53 secondsOh, yeah. Oh, dude. You know what I mean? You got to use that.1:30:561 hour, 30 minutes, 56 secondsYeah. Yeah. You got to use that. Anyway, so are you fans with somebody that's weird that if you ran into them that you'd be Starruck?1:31:041 hour, 31 minutes, 4 secondsI think probably Marilyn Manson. Probably. He's dead. Huh? Someone alive.1:31:121 hour, 31 minutes, 12 secondsOh, yeah. Yeah. I I could go out through history like Genghaskhan. That'd be cool.1:31:161 hour, 31 minutes, 16 secondsYeah. Yeah. But yeah, but Marilyn Manson is dead. Yeah.1:31:201 hour, 31 minutes, 20 secondsIs there somebody that you would like You're in an elevator?1:31:231 hour, 31 minutes, 23 secondsAre you thinking Marilyn Manson is still alive? Charles Man. You met Charles Manson. Oh, Marilyn Manson. Yeah, Marilyn Manson, dude.1:31:291 hour, 31 minutes, 29 secondsOh, so I think God Oh, thank God. Thank god he didn't die. Oh. Oh, [ __ ] He didn't die. Yeah, I know him.1:31:381 hour, 31 minutes, 38 secondsYou do? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Dang, dude. Yeah. Yeah, I do know him.1:31:401 hour, 31 minutes, 40 secondsYeah, I I I imag like somebody that works with him for a little bit and then um but uh Yeah, I think probably him would be somebody that would be really neat.1:31:491 hour, 31 minutes, 49 secondsThe Pope maybe. Oh, Pope Leo or the previous one?1:31:521 hour, 31 minutes, 52 secondsThe new one. The one that's beefing with Trump online. What about the one that JD Vance killed? You remember that guy? I haven't even heard about that.1:32:001 hour, 32 minutesYeah. Remember JD Vans visited him and the next time he died?1:32:031 hour, 32 minutes, 3 secondsYeah. Yeah. Yeah. So it's like Yeah. So that's why I mean I will say look JD has a strong handshake.1:32:101 hour, 32 minutes, 10 secondsI know. But now this pope wherever JD's at, he's not there.1:32:141 hour, 32 minutes, 14 secondsOh yeah. Yeah. Like he was in Africa and then JD was like in DC. And if if JD went to Africa, the pope would go to Antarctica. You know what I mean? That pope ain't [ __ ] [ __ ] with no J.1:32:231 hour, 32 minutes, 23 secondsPope on a rope. Yeah, he was a pope on a rope. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that last one definitely was.1:32:271 hour, 32 minutes, 27 secondsYeah. Yeah. Um Oh, so if if you ran into the Pope or um what about Can I just name some names?1:32:331 hour, 32 minutes, 33 secondsYeah. I'm trying to think cuz Oh, people I'd be starruck by.1:32:351 hour, 32 minutes, 35 secondsYeah. Yeah. And then you would like be like, "Oh, [ __ ] I got to get a photo." Oh, Julia Roberts. I would be starruck. Oh, yeah. You get a photo.1:32:411 hour, 32 minutes, 41 secondsI don't know if I'd ask for a photo, but I would just be starruck. Yeah. Yeah.1:32:431 hour, 32 minutes, 43 secondsI don't know if I'd ask like I think sometimes it's better to just say, "No, I'm okay without a photo." This is what So, here's the thing. Okay.1:32:521 hour, 32 minutes, 52 secondsWhen I was when I was at Coachella, right?1:32:551 hour, 32 minutes, 55 secondsAnd I saw the Sabrina Carpenter and I saw I went for the strokes, right? And I got front row. So did Mitch McConnell.1:33:031 hour, 33 minutes, 3 secondsYeah.1:33:041 hour, 33 minutes, 4 secondsSorry, it's a bad joke. All right, let's go on.1:33:061 hour, 33 minutes, 6 secondsYeah. Oh my god, dude. My poker face.1:33:131 hour, 33 minutes, 13 secondsYeah. Yeah. Yeah. He does look like a turtle, dude.1:33:151 hour, 33 minutes, 15 secondsDoes he? I don't. That part. I don't even see. I just see what' you see a senior man that's getting like getting used to funnel ideas and uh danger1:33:241 hour, 33 minutes, 24 secondsthrough there should be an age you do believe there there's got to be a limit they got to put a cap yeah what's the cap 60 651:33:321 hour, 33 minutes, 32 seconds65 cap after 65 you're out you're out yeah I think so too and as because I'm 54 I'll do crazy [ __ ]1:33:391 hour, 33 minutes, 39 secondswould you ever run I'd run fast would you ever run for office yeah fast would you a congress person or something.1:33:471 hour, 33 minutes, 47 secondsWe need somebody.1:33:481 hour, 33 minutes, 48 secondsI think so. Yeah. You know, my ideas are cray cray. I I mean, I don't know. Ask me about something. I'll tell you what I I would do.1:33:541 hour, 33 minutes, 54 secondsBut here's the thing. We have uh the first Vietnamese House of Representatives person was from Louisiana.1:34:031 hour, 34 minutes, 3 secondsReally? Yep. Yeah. Look him up.1:34:051 hour, 34 minutes, 5 secondsYeah. So, you can differentiate between Vietnamese and Chinese. And I wouldn't say that, but I would say that that's our boy right there. All right.1:34:161 hour, 34 minutes, 16 secondsJoseph Cow.1:34:171 hour, 34 minutes, 17 secondsAnd he's from your your your your homeland. Yeah, that's him right there. Yeah. Yeah. He's a boss, dude. He's a boss, dude. Born in Saigon.1:34:251 hour, 34 minutes, 25 secondsYeah. Born in Saigon. Went to Baylor.1:34:271 hour, 34 minutes, 27 secondsYeah. Yeah. Yeah. So, you need you think we need more Asians in Congress.1:34:311 hour, 34 minutes, 31 secondsYeah. And more Filipinos. If it was all Filipinos, I don't think anything bad would ever happen to the world. Do you?1:34:361 hour, 34 minutes, 36 secondsNo, dude. You're right. I think you're right. That's the truth.1:34:391 hour, 34 minutes, 39 secondsYeah. Yeah. Yeah. But there'd be a lot of You could run on the same ticket, dude, with Jake Paul.1:34:451 hour, 34 minutes, 45 secondsJake Paul as my Yeah, but we're different parties.1:34:471 hour, 34 minutes, 47 secondsWould you ever, Dude, because this is this actually something I did here.1:34:511 hour, 34 minutes, 51 secondsJake would Somebody said you got offered to do W WWE. Is that true? No. Are you serious?1:34:591 hour, 34 minutes, 59 secondsYeah. Stop pointing at me, dog. Sorry, I'm ser I'm [ __ ] serious, bro. All right. Are you serious?1:35:031 hour, 35 minutes, 3 secondsYeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm serious, dude. Yeah. I heard that.1:35:061 hour, 35 minutes, 6 secondsYeah. Yeah. Yeah. I would I some But here's what happens, right? I don't get 80% of it. You know what I mean? It goes1:35:131 hour, 35 minutes, 13 secondsthrough like a funnel to me because my people know what I will and will not do for sure.1:35:181 hour, 35 minutes, 18 secondsAnd WWE is something I would probably wouldn't want to do. Really? But I would lose. I would lose.1:35:241 hour, 35 minutes, 24 secondsWhat if we did a tag team match against the Logan Paul and his brother? I would do that, dude. Yeah. Let's challenge Logan Paul, right?1:35:321 hour, 35 minutes, 32 secondsAnd his brother Jake. Yeah.1:35:351 hour, 35 minutes, 35 secondsTag team. Awesome. We have to wear costumes now.1:35:371 hour, 35 minutes, 37 secondsAnd the winner has to pay the others taxes for how many years? Just one year. for one year. But you think you would win? [ __ ] yeah.1:35:451 hour, 35 minutes, 45 seconds[ __ ] yeah. Yeah.1:35:461 hour, 35 minutes, 46 secondsI think they're they're not all that, dude. Dude, of course. I would tag you real quick. Yeah. Oh, you would? Yeah. I'm opening. And I would tag you. We just keep you.1:35:541 hour, 35 minutes, 54 secondsYeah. We tag each other. Dude, that's what we stay in the corner and we keep tagging each other.1:35:591 hour, 35 minutes, 59 secondsTill they get We be You become a cyclone of tagging, right? And then they get all confused, right? And then we both get onto the ropes, right? And we do what?1:36:091 hour, 36 minutes, 9 secondsUh we jump off.1:36:101 hour, 36 minutes, 10 secondsYeah. Yes. And and we attack them. And we attack them.1:36:131 hour, 36 minutes, 13 secondsYeah, dude. We attack that way through the air. Yeah. Like we did to Iran. Or we get a drone to take us up. Oh, right. Ukrainian or Iranian?1:36:221 hour, 36 minutes, 22 secondsUh, whatever one still has a little bit of gas money left. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Whatever. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And we take that up, dude.1:36:291 hour, 36 minutes, 29 secondsWe'll take that up, right? And we'll just collide right into them.1:36:321 hour, 36 minutes, 32 secondsI think we could do it. I think But would you get involved in personal like even in in uh in local politics?1:36:381 hour, 36 minutes, 38 secondsLike Spencer Pratt is running for mayor of LA now. You know that? No, I don't know that. You don't know that?1:36:421 hour, 36 minutes, 42 secondsNo, no, no. And you know, and that'd be cool. I don't know if I'd You know what I do? Do do what?1:36:461 hour, 36 minutes, 46 secondsWhen I do, do do I donate to Canada sometimes to help them?1:36:551 hour, 36 minutes, 55 secondsYeah. Do you ever do that? I love Canada. Excuse me? I love Canada.1:37:001 hour, 37 minutesYeah. Oh, you you you you give Canadian politicians money?1:37:051 hour, 37 minutes, 5 secondsNo, but I don't donate to them, but I love Canada. I think it's a great place.1:37:081 hour, 37 minutes, 8 secondsYeah. I love Argentina. What the [ __ ] you talking about?1:37:111 hour, 37 minutes, 11 secondsThey have the best posture. You don't even know Argentina. Yeah, they have the best soccer players. Argentina.1:37:151 hour, 37 minutes, 15 secondsAera. Messi. Yeah, I saw Messi play one time with Miami. Nashville.1:37:211 hour, 37 minutes, 21 secondsOh, right. But was it with the Miami team?1:37:231 hour, 37 minutes, 23 secondsYeah, they played there. Dude, it was great.1:37:251 hour, 37 minutes, 25 secondsI I I like I would like to watch soccer more. I think I'm going to try to go to a uh game when it's here. Yeah. You like those things?1:37:331 hour, 37 minutes, 33 secondsCan I Can I tell you something about something that made me real sad?1:37:361 hour, 37 minutes, 36 secondsYeah. So, the last UFC fight that you and I were at. Yeah.1:37:421 hour, 37 minutes, 42 secondsAll right. What kind of seats did you get? We got good seats. You did? Yes.1:37:471 hour, 37 minutes, 47 secondsWhat What would you think my seats were like?1:37:491 hour, 37 minutes, 49 secondsI saw your seats. They were good. They were better than yours.1:37:531 hour, 37 minutes, 53 secondsNo, it depends on what you're looking for.1:37:561 hour, 37 minutes, 56 secondsI'm looking to get closer to the Okay. the the cages. I didn't know that.1:38:011 hour, 38 minutes, 1 secondYeah. Yeah. Yeah. You think I want to be out there?1:38:041 hour, 38 minutes, 4 secondsThey put you Yeah. Yeah, there is a like zone where they where there's a lot of like people that um influencers. No.1:38:111 hour, 38 minutes, 11 secondsOkay. What kind of people or people? Yeah. Influencers, but people that are like uh there's a lot of people that have like uh it's like wheelchair access. It's like impaired.1:38:201 hour, 38 minutes, 20 secondsYeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's why I People that are impaired like people that are neck braces, back braces. Yeah.1:38:251 hour, 38 minutes, 25 secondsPeople that are on fluids and [ __ ] and they Yeah. You were right there though along the road where people come out. They have other attachments to them.1:38:331 hour, 38 minutes, 33 secondsYeah. You're like in the neck section. and water. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They have a cane. You know what I mean? The biff.1:38:401 hour, 38 minutes, 40 secondsThey have the biff.1:38:411 hour, 38 minutes, 41 secondsYeah. Just Yeah. Yeah. Just an aqua fire basically.1:38:451 hour, 38 minutes, 45 secondsPeople that were just like Exactly. So, I'm in that section, right?1:38:481 hour, 38 minutes, 48 secondsAnd for a split second, I was kind of like, why am I here? You know what I mean?1:38:531 hour, 38 minutes, 53 secondsProbably because it was your first fight.1:38:551 hour, 38 minutes, 55 secondsReally? So, the next time I go to to a fight because I love the sport. Can I just go with you?1:39:001 hour, 39 minutesYeah. Will I still be in the oxygen area?1:39:051 hour, 39 minutes, 5 secondsI can ask uh Dana if if he a if he would allow me if he allows me to go. No, you're always around that.1:39:121 hour, 39 minutes, 12 secondsYeah, I'm a fan of the sport. I You're always around that. But it's still at his grace, you know?1:39:171 hour, 39 minutes, 17 secondsIt's like his It's like he he picks who can go, right?1:39:201 hour, 39 minutes, 20 secondsWait, wait, wait, wait. The people that you your friends aren't bigger than me that you had around you, are they? What do you mean like like a popularity wise?1:39:311 hour, 39 minutes, 31 secondsNo. Giani's with me all the time.1:39:321 hour, 39 minutes, 32 secondsYeah. Is he more popular than me to the to in the urban circles? He is.1:39:361 hour, 39 minutes, 36 secondsThey This is me at the oxygen area. You're having a good time. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I was having a spasm, dude.1:39:431 hour, 39 minutes, 43 secondsBro, look how close. I've never gotten to sit where you sat here. That's amazing, bro. To cheer people when they come out. Yeah. But then you put your hand out.1:39:501 hour, 39 minutes, 50 secondsThey don't never slap my hand, bro. Yeah. That guy's a beast, dude.1:39:551 hour, 39 minutes, 55 secondsWho is that guy? Nick Goautier. Is he like on a six fight win streak? Yeah. All first round knockouts. I like Yeah.1:40:021 hour, 40 minutes, 2 secondsAnd dude, you got to see Rose Namjunas when she came out. Okay. Is that how you say her last name? Namunas. Namunas. Namunas.1:40:071 hour, 40 minutes, 7 secondsYeah. Yeah, dude. Thug Rose, bro. Just to see that.1:40:101 hour, 40 minutes, 10 secondsYeah, you're right.1:40:111 hour, 40 minutes, 11 secondsI've sat in a lot of different places. I haven't always got to sit up close, but it has been fun when I got to. Yeah.1:40:171 hour, 40 minutes, 17 secondsBut yeah, next time you sit up close, cuz I've never been there. Can I just go with you?1:40:211 hour, 40 minutes, 21 secondsYes, please. I'm going in July. If I am able to sit up close, then I would love for you to go and just ask Dana like my friend. You know what I mean?1:40:281 hour, 40 minutes, 28 secondsI'm going to send him up a JPEG of you. Straight up. I'll say you used to fight.1:40:351 hour, 40 minutes, 35 secondsJust say the real thing. You did used to fight. No. No. Say I'm your friend. I'll say it's my friend. Yeah.1:40:411 hour, 40 minutes, 41 secondsYeah. I'm He's a You know, you're right. I'm not going to lie to him.1:40:441 hour, 40 minutes, 44 secondsYeah. Yeah. Well, then why would you lie just now? You're right. No. What do you mean I'm right? You are. Why do you lie?1:40:511 hour, 40 minutes, 51 secondsI'm not lying, dude. I was thinking about lying.1:40:531 hour, 40 minutes, 53 secondsOkay. Anyway, and I said I'm not.1:40:561 hour, 40 minutes, 56 secondsSo, what did you think of today's podcast?1:40:581 hour, 40 minutes, 58 secondsI thought it was Let's Let's do a regroup and you know what I mean.1:41:011 hour, 41 minutes, 1 secondOkay. Let's go through some stuff. For one, yeah, I do feel for one, I'm happy to get to see you.1:41:081 hour, 41 minutes, 8 secondsOh, I do want to say also Britney Schmidt's dog passed away. So, Oh, no.1:41:131 hour, 41 minutes, 13 secondsI think we can just say so sorry Britney, we love you. And the dog's name was Biggie.1:41:181 hour, 41 minutes, 18 secondsYeah. Yeah. and that um he's he's in a better place.1:41:221 hour, 41 minutes, 22 secondsMy dog Remy passed away a month and a half ago.1:41:251 hour, 41 minutes, 25 secondsOh, did you have to I did that. That was great. What?1:41:301 hour, 41 minutes, 30 secondsDid you have to have someone come over and help put it down? My friend just had to have that. My friend Tim, remember Bizzle, who you always fight with at the casino? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Where is he? Huh?1:41:371 hour, 41 minutes, 37 secondsHe's the one that's trying to [ __ ] with me on [ __ ] line, dude. Dude, he just texted me earlier today.1:41:411 hour, 41 minutes, 41 secondsHe just texted me today. This is what he said. Can I tell you what your B is this him? Yeah.1:41:451 hour, 41 minutes, 45 secondsHold on. this piece of [ __ ] dude. I'm not even joking. The text he sent, he goes, "Tell that [ __ ] to wash his ass." That's what he said.1:41:531 hour, 41 minutes, 53 secondsOkay, this is what he This is what he said. What are the odds of that?1:41:561 hour, 41 minutes, 56 secondsHe goes, "Bro, you trying to beef with me saying I invite this [ __ ] Don't come into the studio today trying to start beef or you're going to get got1:42:041 hour, 42 minutes, 4 secondstype shit." Where is that guy? Huh?1:42:061 hour, 42 minutes, 6 secondsI want to get I want to see what that means.1:42:081 hour, 42 minutes, 8 secondsHe's in, you know, because I'm going to tell you this right now, dude. He's pussified. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'll destroy him. Yeah.1:42:151 hour, 42 minutes, 15 secondsOkay. I'll be strong, right? But I have ways. I'll go N, dude.1:42:191 hour, 42 minutes, 19 secondsI think you could do I'll build a tunnel and a pathway.1:42:221 hour, 42 minutes, 22 secondsOh, so it's okay for you to go N and just completely Yeah, we can do it. Be a culture vulture. Yeah. Yeah, we can be a culture vulture. I'll go N.1:42:301 hour, 42 minutes, 30 secondsMy stepfather can't walk back in. He's a white He's a confused white. No.1:42:341 hour, 42 minutes, 34 secondsYeah. Yeah. Yeah. There's a difference between being Asian, right, and being a confused white guy. Yeah, you're right.1:42:411 hour, 42 minutes, 41 secondsYou're right. I'm just trying to be philosophical guy. I know there is. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It just breaks my heart. Yeah. What? It breaks my heart.1:42:481 hour, 42 minutes, 48 secondsIt breaks my heart that we can't like, you know, get closer and with that divide, dude. I know. We're going to do it better. Next time we'll do it better, dude. I think this is one of those Go ahead.1:42:571 hour, 42 minutes, 57 secondsSorry.1:42:571 hour, 42 minutes, 57 secondsI think this is one of those times where it's like, yeah, we kind of hit a spot where it's like, okay. Yeah. Sometimes I do feel pressure like if we're if like Yeah. It's like you get you get clips1:43:061 hour, 43 minutes, 6 secondsthat are viral and like you do see that you can't even not see it. And it's like and then like people every time you know you'll be somewhere like there's a video of somewhere there's a funeral and the1:43:131 hour, 43 minutes, 13 secondsguy's yelling bubby at it you know like it's like what can you do but it's like yeah you do feel some pressure and it's not and that those that's why I've been avoiding it but1:43:221 hour, 43 minutes, 22 secondsthat but I'm saying right but those moments aren't like it's not fair to it's not fair for me to bring in like I I I thought about that before you came.1:43:311 hour, 43 minutes, 31 secondsI thought about Yeah. Great listening. I thought about that before you came and I said, "God, like, let's let me just have1:43:381 hour, 43 minutes, 38 secondsa This is so stupid that we're even thinking about this, but let me just have a nice conversation with my friend and let and let me have a new experience." Yeah.1:43:451 hour, 43 minutes, 45 secondsI felt the same way driving here. Like, I've been avoiding doing it with you because it's just so much pressure on it. You know what I mean?1:43:521 hour, 43 minutes, 52 secondsWell, we had so much fun when I came into Bad Friends. Yeah. How great was that? That was great. You know what I mean?1:43:571 hour, 43 minutes, 57 secondsBut we might have not got anything today. Well, it took me 600 episodes even invited over there if you going to really want to look at the calendar.1:44:071 hour, 44 minutes, 7 secondsBut I know you guys are busy.1:44:081 hour, 44 minutes, 8 secondsNo, no, no, no. Look at me right now, dude. That's tragic.1:44:141 hour, 44 minutes, 14 secondsI'll tell you this. Um, we're not a guest driven show. We've had maybe 10 guests in our whole whatever the run. Oh, I didn't know that.1:44:221 hour, 44 minutes, 22 secondsYeah. Yeah. Um, we've had Jack Black, Shia, you know what I mean? Yeah. We get the biggest people we can get to do the1:44:301 hour, 44 minutes, 30 secondsguests. What's that tall orange man who plays basketball?1:44:341 hour, 44 minutes, 34 secondsWomen yam. No, no. What's that tall orange man that plays basketball? Blake Griffin. Blake Griffin. The tall orange. You know what I mean? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah.1:44:421 hour, 44 minutes, 42 secondsVitamin C they call him.1:44:431 hour, 44 minutes, 43 secondsYeah. The vitamin C. We got When we got vitamin C, we got it. You know what I mean? And we were lucky to have you. But it's like it's not a personal thing. No, I don't feel it.1:44:511 hour, 44 minutes, 51 secondsIt's a scheduling thing. Yeah.1:44:521 hour, 44 minutes, 52 secondsYeah. And um so let me ask the boys in the in the booth. What do you think of today's episode?1:45:011 hour, 45 minutes, 1 secondThere are great moments and I just think you guys talk so naturally funny to each other. You don't realize what there's going to be some viral moment from this that we don't know.1:45:091 hour, 45 minutes, 9 secondsThat's that the good point. So you know what? Don't live in the results. We did it. You know what I mean? I think there are some things in there. You know what I mean? Yeah. We had a good time.1:45:171 hour, 45 minutes, 17 secondsIf there isn't, [ __ ] it. I just want to have a good time with my friend. Yeah. And I I had a good time at times. And that is true. Yeah.1:45:231 hour, 45 minutes, 23 secondsYeah. I I think that sometimes you're confused, but but that's what I like about you. Yeah.1:45:271 hour, 45 minutes, 27 secondsYeah. I mean, you don't know what you're talking about.1:45:301 hour, 45 minutes, 30 secondsWell, but I'm trying to learn, man. And sometimes And you're a learner, dude.1:45:331 hour, 45 minutes, 33 secondsSometimes you help me, sometimes you don't.1:45:351 hour, 45 minutes, 35 secondsAnd I could say that's the same about you.1:45:371 hour, 45 minutes, 37 secondsAnd I cannot believe that David Spade put you on that movie poster.1:45:411 hour, 45 minutes, 41 secondsI think you did that. He said that you did that. No, he did not. Yeah, he did. I would never do that. Yeah, he would.1:45:471 hour, 45 minutes, 47 secondsI don't even know how to do You know what? I went to Photoshop. Not your people. These guys know how. And I went to Spade. No, just listen.1:45:551 hour, 45 minutes, 55 secondsListen. I went to Spade and I go, "Dude, it's kind of [ __ ] weird. I have like two lines in this movie and you put me in the center of this poster." And he1:46:021 hour, 46 minutes, 2 secondsgoes, "Really? [ __ ] Theo." That's what he said. Dude, that's what he said.1:46:101 hour, 46 minutes, 10 secondsWe should call him. Should we call him? Yeah. I don't think he'll answer.1:46:161 hour, 46 minutes, 16 secondsHe's probably busy eating dinner or something because he has so much money.1:46:191 hour, 46 minutes, 19 secondsOh, sushi probably. It's always associate with him. Have you noticed that? Yeah.1:46:231 hour, 46 minutes, 23 secondsYeah, it is with a lot of you guys.1:46:311 hour, 46 minutes, 31 secondsLet's see what he says. That's a nice picture of us.1:46:401 hour, 46 minutes, 40 secondsLet me call him. Okay. He could be taking a bath or whatever.1:46:481 hour, 46 minutes, 48 secondsAre you guys calling me together? No. What are you talking about? No. Oh, Theo just called me.1:46:531 hour, 46 minutes, 53 secondsYeah. But you know what I love? You picked up for me and not him. I knew it. Trouble.1:46:591 hour, 46 minutes, 59 secondsYeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I love the fact that you picked up for me and you didn't pick up for Theo. No. I love Theo, but I'm at dinner.1:47:071 hour, 47 minutes, 7 secondsYeah. But why would you pick up for me?1:47:091 hour, 47 minutes, 9 secondsBecause I knew you were in cahoots. I go, we got a situation.1:47:121 hour, 47 minutes, 12 secondsYeah. Yeah. Well, just real quick, we I want to clear something up, right? Yeah.1:47:161 hour, 47 minutes, 16 secondsAll right. So, when I said to you, you know what I mean? Why am I in the center of this poster? I only had three lines and you said, "Oh, [ __ ] Theo." So Theo did it.1:47:251 hour, 47 minutes, 25 secondsYeah, Theo did it.1:47:251 hour, 47 minutes, 25 secondsI don't think I don't think Theo knew about it. I think it was they just Somebody made it and they were exploiting you guys.1:47:331 hour, 47 minutes, 33 secondsOh, they put me on it, too. You're You're the star of the movie. Who cares, Bobby?1:47:391 hour, 47 minutes, 39 secondsOh, you're right. Dave, I'm sorry. Are you eating Asian food? I invite myself.1:47:431 hour, 47 minutes, 43 secondsOh, you should go. I'm eating Asian food. Yeah.1:47:451 hour, 47 minutes, 45 secondsYeah. Yeah. Yeah. I knew it. So, I love you, dude. I It's No one's to blame.1:47:481 hour, 47 minutes, 48 secondsThank you for putting me in the movie. I love you. Okay.1:47:501 hour, 47 minutes, 50 secondsYeah. And tell the winner we're sorry for everything. Okay. I love Sh. It was you.1:47:591 hour, 47 minutes, 59 secondsIt couldn't have been me because I don't even have Photoshop. Okay.1:48:031 hour, 48 minutes, 3 secondsIt was somebody that he was eating Asian food. But no, I do feel bad that I didn't ask. I should have asked specifically.1:48:091 hour, 48 minutes, 9 secondsI don't care, dude. Dude, it's Well, I should have asked. I really think about it. I think you would feel like bro1:48:171 hour, 48 minutes, 17 secondsI I'm so grateful that you asked me to do something that you've been working on.1:48:241 hour, 48 minutes, 24 secondsI mean, what a blessing that is. You know, I just did an episode of episode of a show of a friend. I can't say it,1:48:321 hour, 48 minutes, 32 secondsbut um and he asked and I did it. You know what I mean? And you know, I know who it was. Pton Manning.1:48:381 hour, 48 minutes, 38 secondsOkay. And was it he has a new show. You have a new show. Yeah. The bad show. And you didn't even tell me about it.1:48:471 hour, 48 minutes, 47 secondsYeah. The bad show game show. And then also my Hulu special comes out in November. My first special. Finally.1:48:531 hour, 48 minutes, 53 secondsFinally. Yeah. And go check that out.1:48:561 hour, 48 minutes, 56 secondsBut um And what took so long to be honest when you really think about it? Was there a real reason that it kind of that it did take you a while? Did you like not like doing specials? Did you think it was1:49:041 hour, 49 minutes, 4 secondslike not what it's about? Like really really?1:49:061 hour, 49 minutes, 6 secondsWell, it's so funny. Ask yourself why I wouldn't do it.1:49:111 hour, 49 minutes, 11 secondsWhy wouldn't he do it? Because he don't like to try. You're going, "Oh, no." Yeah, because I've been doing the same act, you know what I mean? I I slowly add jokes.1:49:201 hour, 49 minutes, 20 secondsIt was just no hurry really. You know what I mean? And it got to the point where was like I was on stage and I was like I couldn't hear it anymore.1:49:301 hour, 49 minutes, 30 secondsLike I don't care if it gets a laugh.1:49:321 hour, 49 minutes, 32 secondsLike I I I just got to evolve. And so I penned a deal. I go I'm going to get all this out there and it's going to force me to write new [ __ ]1:49:401 hour, 49 minutes, 40 secondsYou pinned a deal? Are you [ __ ] Thomas Jefferson or something? Yeah, dude. Yeah. Yeah, I pinned the deal, dude. Like the Constitution. Thanks. My bad.1:49:451 hour, 49 minutes, 45 secondsYeah. Yeah. Yeah. And I did it and it went pretty good. And um I'm going to when it comes out I'm already writing way new [ __ ] and1:49:541 hour, 49 minutes, 54 secondslet's go. And I'm going to um the next hour will be better. I think I'm I'm evolving.1:50:001 hour, 50 minutesI really do. I feel you do. Yeah. And so um that's why it took me so long. It was never like here's the thing about me. I1:50:081 hour, 50 minutes, 8 secondsdon't know why, but you know, I was a club guy. What I mean by that, I did comedy clubs and I always sold out even before podcast I would do well.1:50:191 hour, 50 minutes, 19 secondsSo in my my mind there that was like no hurry. I never thought about theaters or coliseums or anything like that.1:50:251 hour, 50 minutes, 25 secondsBut I made a living, you know, playing I mean the yuck yucks or whatever, right?1:50:281 hour, 50 minutes, 28 secondsSo Oh yeah, there's so many great clubs.1:50:301 hour, 50 minutes, 30 secondsYeah. So whatever. And now it's like it's getting bigger the audience and I want to grow with my brand and I want to1:50:391 hour, 50 minutes, 39 secondsexpand. So that's what I'm doing. Yeah, that's cool, man. Yeah, man.1:50:431 hour, 50 minutes, 43 secondsYeah, dude. It's kind of crazy. Like evolving is kind of scary. It's all kind of spooky sometimes. Like like like growing up, you know? Does that make sense? Kind of.1:50:521 hour, 50 minutes, 52 secondsYou got to live on the edge of your comfort zone. [ __ ] yeah.1:50:561 hour, 50 minutes, 56 secondsThat's how you grow. That's how great men make it. Take risks and1:51:021 hour, 51 minutes, 2 secondsgo through the fire. And I've always been afraid of that. And I think like we talked about earlier, silence. You know what I mean? That's all. Okay.1:51:161 hour, 51 minutes, 16 secondsThat was almost great. But you know what is great, dude? Yeah. Is seeing really good to be here.1:51:221 hour, 51 minutes, 22 secondsAnytime I get to spend time with you, I feel lucky. And your new show starts when when does it start? So people can watch it.1:51:281 hour, 51 minutes, 28 secondsThe Bad Game Show will start in probably September, October. It's super funny.1:51:321 hour, 51 minutes, 32 secondsYouTube, let's go. Yeah. And there's the uh deadline. All things comedy on the Bad Game Show. Dude, you guys look great. Yeah. Yeah.1:51:401 hour, 51 minutes, 40 secondsHoly frick.1:51:401 hour, 51 minutes, 40 secondsAnd we have guests on and they two guests compete against each other in games we developed. Dude, put me on the poster.1:51:491 hour, 51 minutes, 49 secondsYou said no to the game show. Did I? Really? Yeah, you did. But you know what? What? Put me on the poster anyway. Yeah, I did.1:51:541 hour, 51 minutes, 54 secondsAnd I'll share that [ __ ] All right, dude.1:51:561 hour, 51 minutes, 56 secondsUm, all right. Thanks for having me.1:51:581 hour, 51 minutes, 58 secondsI love you and thank you for being somebody that uh he just text me again. Spade. He facetimed me.1:52:051 hour, 52 minutes, 5 secondsLet's see what he says because he he might be on some [ __ ] Dude, he was in [ __ ] Dicky Roberts.1:52:111 hour, 52 minutes, 11 secondsI know, dude.1:52:141 hour, 52 minutes, 14 secondsDude, you seen this laser? Put a little [ __ ] on your shirt. Okay. Oh, that's the tit. Like, I'm just going to hang up.1:52:231 hour, 52 minutes, 23 secondsNo, wait one more time. He's getting older. Yeah. So, you did you FaceTime me?1:52:311 hour, 52 minutes, 31 secondsI tried to.1:52:321 hour, 52 minutes, 32 secondsYeah. Here's The What's up, dude?1:52:361 hour, 52 minutes, 36 secondsI was trying to save Theo and like get him out of that interview. There was no controversy.1:52:451 hour, 52 minutes, 45 secondsHe texted me the [ __ ] uh password and I was like, "Oh, that means save him." Yeah, dude. I did.1:52:521 hour, 52 minutes, 52 secondsWait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. So, thank you so much for that information. I'll see you soon. I love you. I'm gonna hang up the phone.1:53:011 hour, 53 minutes, 1 secondOkay. All right. I love you, bud. No, no, no. I love you. I love you, bud.1:53:061 hour, 53 minutes, 6 secondsAll right. So, you did. Did I? To be continued.1:53:131 hour, 53 minutes, 13 secondsTo be continued. Now, I'm just floating on the breeze and I feel I'm falling like these leaves. I must be corner stone.1:53:251 hour, 53 minutes, 25 secondsOh, but when I reach that ground, I'll share this piece of mind I found. I can feel it in my bones.1:53:351 hour, 53 minutes, 35 secondsBut it's going toSync to video time