Overview
Rick Glassman welcomes Jeremiah Watkins back for TYSO #372 (3.0) with the usual shoes-off living-room chaos. Cold open covers retreat photos, theme-music resets, plastic-bottle water shame, then Helix Sleep and PrizePicks reads interrupted by Jeremiah loving PrizePicks and Rick’s tour dates (Salt Lake, Philly, Tacoma). Long riff blocks: microphone fart lore (Alvin hair / improv-lab origin), burp-vs-fart condom theology, baby-boy / Aunt Lauren digressions, Mortal Kombat “get over here” loops, car check-engine / posture bits, Jaws “get over” game, comedy-origin webs vs straight-world college, an uncomfortable prior episode that disheartened Jeremiah, standup craft and headliner chip, John Wick dog-death empathy debate, and close plugs for Jeremiah’s YouTube special Intrusive Thoughts.
Timestamp directory
- 0:05 Cold open — brush teeth / simple man; waters and teas.
- 0:57 Retreat photo reel — John Michael, Matt Day, Tom; theme music Scoot.
- 2:39 Jeremiah welcome — Take Your Shoes Off; plastic water bottle vs house water shame.
- 3:43 Ad: Helix Sleep — helixsleep.com/tiso · 27% off as read (Rick flubs /tyo).
- 4:48 Ad: PrizePicks — code TYO; Jeremiah crashes the read (“I love Prize Picks”).
- 5:36 Rick tour — Sep 17–19 stretch into Philly / Salt Lake / Tacoma; rickglassman.com.
- 11:40 Tags / merchandise / consumer-tag rant; Jeremiah Watkins shirt.
- 15:00 Mic-fart lore — improv lab, Alvin hair, looped fan farts, “fart in the mic guy.”
- 25:00 Burp vs fart ethics — condom analogy; pants-on vs pants-off.
- 28:20 Baby boy / Aunt Lauren digression lane.
- 29:30 Mortal Kombat “Get over here” bit loop.
- 31:48 Ad: Helix Sleep (second read) — Rick as user; partner sleeps on Helix too.
- 35:29 Ad: PrizePicks again — “run your game.”
- 40:00 Car check-engine light as life metaphor; protect-the-car foil.
- 52:44 Posture fix / “get over here” reprise.
- 1:01:09 Get over Jaws — bit game.
- 1:15:00 Comedy origin — webs vs straight college path; uncomfortable prior episode fallout.
- 1:53:08 Headliner chip — humble act vs 15-minute reality; craft talk.
- 2:24:25 John Wick dog-death empathy vs henchmen body count; fart-in-front-of-girlfriend closer joke.
- 2:28:37 Close — Jeremiah YouTube special Intrusive Thoughts; love-you-Rick champ energy.
Stories
Plastic bottle in a house with glasses
2:39 Jeremiah brings his own plastic water. Rick audits the hike-vs-house logic: if you’re at someone’s home with water, why the bottle? Sets the shoes-off judgment tone for the next two hours.
Fart-in-the-mic guy
15:00 Jeremiah owns the brand — real fart vs fart-joke economy, improv-lab origin, fans mailing fart audio, Alvin-hair prop. Debate whether less fart content would grow the audience; he suspects the opposite of what polite people want.
Get over here
29:30 Mortal Kombat Scorpion loop becomes a recurring bit — later remixed into posture advice and a “get over Jaws” game. Pure TYSO ADHD comedy glue.
Uncomfortable episode hangover
1:15:00 Someone (prior guest / circle) felt the episode was uncomfortable; Jeremiah called about it the night before. Disheartened beat under the jokes — craft vs people leaving weird.
Intrusive Thoughts special
2:28:37 Closes plugging his fourth YouTube special Intrusive Thoughts — proud of the quality, asks for subs/comments, thanks Rick for always championing the work.
People
Rick Glassman
Host. Helix/PrizePicks reads, tour dates, posture bits. 2:51
Jeremiah Watkins
Guest (3.0). Mic-fart lore, standup craft, Intrusive Thoughts special. 2:51
Aunt Lauren
Named in the baby-boy digression. Family/passing — unlinked.
Places
Salt Lake City — Rick tour date. 5:55
Philadelphia — Tour stop. 5:45
Products
Intrusive Thoughts (YouTube special) — Jeremiah’s fourth special; close plug. 2:28:37
rickglassman.com — Tour tickets. 5:55
John Wick Amazon — Dog-death empathy debate. 2:24:25
Ads
- Helix Sleep (3:43, 31:48) — helixsleep.com/tiso · 27% off as read.
- PrizePicks (4:48, 35:29) — Download app · code TYO ($150 lineups / first $5 lineup promo as read).
Passing, unlinked:
John Michael, Matt Day, Tom (retreat photos), Alvin (hair bit), Improv Lab crowd, girlfriend / John Wick watch party, toddlers with half a Ritz, Scoot (theme music), prior uncomfortable-episode guest.
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