Hair | Public Figures – A Nateland Podcast | Ep #35

• 0:00 Weekend recap: Brian’s outdoor all-ages set in Canton with a cotton-candy stand on stage, then Charleston with Nate and courtside seats at a Vanderbilt exhibition.
• 14:00 Dusty comes around on narwhals, still believes in mermaids, and makes his case for cutting the letter X.
• 18:00 Would you ever do Dancing with the Stars? Aaron calls dance the art form he gets least, then a cat rescue in his crawl space.
• 29:50 Comment roundup: My Octopus Teacher, a “plumber” on the study of fish, the Ichthus festival, Noah’s Ark, Dusty vs. Neil deGrasse Tyson, and Maria Bamford’s $100 at Just for Laughs.
• 46:00 As a fellow big man: a hiccup cure, Red Lobster vs. Captain D’s, Coram Deo, the number 33, and the band 311.
• 1:00:50 How often do you think about your hair? Three hair types at the table and AI hair-swap photos.
• 1:07:39 Hair facts: hair colors, the Andre Walker hair types, the “average human,” terminal length, and hair strong enough to hold two elephants.
• 1:20:00 Balding and graying: DHT, the white streak in The Sixth Sense, and Marie Antoinette syndrome.
• 1:25:44 Big wigs: Louis XIII, judges’ wigs, hair transplants in Turkey, and who would donate bone marrow to whom.
• 1:36:20 Bad haircuts, shaving your head, Samson’s hair and the Samsonite name, and Rapunzel.
• 1:49:00 Hairstyles by decade, from the 1920s bob to Farrah Fawcett, the Rachel, and Lizzie McGuire, plus country songs about hair.
• 1:55:00 Where to see us live.

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Land of the Lost (2009) — the Will Ferrell and Danny McBride movie pitched to Dusty. Amazon 12:55

The Breadwinner (Netflix) — Nate Bargatze’s movie; the guys are in it, and it hit the Netflix top 10. Netflix 25:00

My Octopus Teacher (Netflix) — the Oscar-winning documentary a listener recommends. Netflix 30:04

The Sixth Sense (1999) — rewatched for the white streak in Cole’s hair. Amazon 1:22:00

Lizzie McGuire on DVD — the early-2000s hair everyone wanted. Amazon 1:52:45

“Long Haired Country Boy,” Charlie Daniels — number one on Dusty’s list of country songs about hair. Amazon 1:54:20

Red Headed Stranger, Willie Nelson — the album that makes the list. Amazon 1:54:30

“Pencil Thin Mustache,” Jimmy Buffett — a late add to the list. Amazon 1:55:32

“Long-Haired Redneck,” David Allan Coe — “my long hair just can’t cover up my red neck.” Amazon 1:55:37

Canton, Ohio — Brian’s outdoor all-ages show. 3:10

Pro Football Hall of Fame — Brian drove by it in Canton. 4:18

Credit One Stadium — Charleston’s tennis stadium, where Brian and Nate played. 5:45

Charleston, South Carolina — the Vanderbilt exhibition the next day, and Danny McBride’s hometown. 6:00

Ichthus Festival — the Christian music festival in Wilmore, Kentucky, from a listener comment. 34:45

Woodstock ’99 — the festival everyone has seen the disaster documentaries about. 36:30

Just for Laughs — the Montreal festival in the Maria Bamford story. 45:00

Red Lobster — famous for the Cheddar Bay biscuits. 48:00

Captain D’s — the fish place the guys actually grew up on. 48:08

Antioch, Tennessee — where an Arby’s tried venison on the menu. 1:00:19

Turkey — the hair-transplant trip that costs a fraction of U.S. prices. 1:29:12

• Tour dates (1:14) — the hosts’ upcoming shows: Dusty at Washington State University in Pullman and a Zanies show on October 13; Brian at Commonwealth Comedy Club in Cincinnati on Saturday, October 3; Aaron at the StarDome in Birmingham.
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• Center for Advanced Dentistry (Franklin, TN) (1:40:30) — biodentistrytn.com · host shout-out for Andrea Forbes and the holistic dental practice: “they hooked us up.”
• Tour dates (1:55:03) — Dusty at Washington State; Brian at Commonwealth Comedy Club in Cincinnati, then the Funny Bone in Orlando, Goodnights in Raleigh, Wit’s End in Charleston, the Paducah Comedy Festival, and the Funny Bone in St. Louis; Aaron at the StarDome in Birmingham, the Punchline in San Francisco and Sacramento, and Bananas Comedy Club in Rutherford, NJ.