We Might Be Drunk · Guests: Paul Walter Hauser, Alex Moffat · Hosts: Mark Normand, Sam Morril · Published Sep 21 2026 · Runtime 1:17:26 · Watch: YouTube Quick summary Sam Morril is back from a two-week European stand-up run — Copenhagen age-of-consent bomb, Helsinki sauna whiskey, Stockholm, Athens, heavy Budapest, Zagreb’s Museum of Broken Relationships, Vienna’s Third Man locations, Warsaw / Majdanek. Mark and Sam workshop new bits: saying “I love you” to a girlfriend’s kid before the mom, toddler “stolen valor” baby-doll dad cosplay, a Bangkok genital-enhancement news bit, and a porn-vs-weed “got too strong” analogy. After Willie’s Remedy / Tempo / Hims reads, Paul Walter Hauser arrives with Alex Moffat in tow. They cover Hauser’s Larry Charles pilot, I, Tonya / Hollywood Bowl meet-cute with Moffat, wrestling fandom (DDP Yoga weight loss for Black Bird), Letterboxd honesty backlash, The Naked Gun remake risk and OJ joke, Farley / Fatty Arbuckle / Mamet near-misses, the celebrity group text (Rockwell, Justin Long, Vince Vaughn, Bill Burr, Peter Billingsley), and Hauser’s satirical YouTube talk show Boy Talk. Close: Resident Evil plug, Mark/Sam liquor-salesmen movie (Bodega Cat Whiskey), hair-transplant talk, tour dates, and Bodega Whiskey distribution shout-outs. Timestamped outline 0:08 Cold open — Sam home from Europe; hair growing in post-transplant; big-hat / Forrest Gump comment section lean-in; NY comics own baldness (Soder, Hamilton). 1:02 Europe recap: Copenhagen age-of-consent bomb; Helsinki (saunas, fish soup, herring, rowdy dark crowd); Stockholm / Athens; Budapest heaviness (Hitler→Stalin); Zagreb vs Croatia vibe; Dražen Petrović / Once Brothers 30 for 30 digression. 5:53 Vienna: The Third Man sewer / Orson Welles refused the smell; 1897 Ferris wheel; Zagreb Museum of Broken Relationships (picnic blanket, freestanding mirror exhibits). 7:43 Philly Mütter Museum aside; Warsaw tourist kitsch + Majdanek visit; Louis CK Dachau Twitter bit; Nathan Macintosh Oreos / Skittles brand-activism bits. 10:36 Comedy workshop opens — Sam’s “I love you” to girlfriend’s kid before mom; L-word bit; guy-friend vs romantic love. 12:54 Toddler baby-doll / stolen-valor dad bit; hair-plugs vs C-section wife joke; Bangkok genital-enhancement bit; porn-in-the-woods communal / weed-and-porn “got too strong” workshop. 20:31 Ad reads: Willie’s Remedy, Tempo, Hims. 23:44 Paul Walter Hauser joins; Alex Moffat crashes (“girlfriend in the green room”); dead-wall / RIP wall; Larry Charles directed Hauser’s first LA pilot (Lee Mathers); Kanye “Curb” / Larry Charles riff; Philip Baker Hall / PTA praise. 27:03 I, Tonya theater memory; Hollywood Bowl Paul Simon concert meet-cute (Moffat’s wife in I, Tonya sweatshirt) → friendship / godfather pact; Montreal Just for Laughs audition bonding (Echo Kellum always got it). 29:30 Hauser’s 10+ years of stand-up then quit; Meltdown Comics / Melrose Improv stacked lineups (Diaz, Mandel, Patton, Quinta); Grand Rapids / Saginaw origin; wrestling fandom (Sting, DDP, The Rock, Flair, Attitude Era). 32:14 Third Man / Orson Welles cuckoo-clock speech; Tommy Lee Jones “I don’t care” Fugitive riff; movie-nerd energy; Hauser turns 40 — birthday wish is just a movie theater; The Weight (Ethan Hawke / Russell Crowe) as favorite of the year. 32:59 On-air show-notes callout — Sam on the Vienna 1897 Ferris wheel / Third Man beat: “There I am. Yeah, we’ll put it in the show notes.” 35:00 Letterboxd honesty: managers calling after bad ratings; Christmas with the Campbells 3.5; Alex’s shoot fart kept in a movie; Casey Rocket / Zack Zucker / Rory Scovel improvised special; Cat Williams / Kevin Hart roast; Hollywood beef scarcity. 41:25 Hauser’s breaks: Dustin Lance Black background→speaking part; Flappers door guy → Kingdom; Richard Jewell praise; Letterboxd 5-stars = Shawshank / Jaws only; Scorsese deep cuts vs Wolf of Wall Street bros. 44:50 Alex briefly exits (Ed Sheeran open joke); Black Bird voice-choice risk; 5 years sober next month; Last Comic Standing fat photo → DDP Yoga / intermittent fasting for Black Bird (−40 lbs); Zepbound for last 15; Malkovich Rounders anecdote / Damon on The Instigators. 51:50 The Naked Gun remake: Akiva risk, Doug & Dan pages, visual jokes, OJ looking-at-camera joke in trailer; ~$104M worldwide; romcom box-office note (Anyone But You). 54:36 Career near-misses / passion projects: Virginia (Ed Harris / Jennifer Connelly) TIFF critical bloodbath; Americana (Simon Rex, Eric Dane, Sydney Sweeney); Springsteen Deliver Me from Nowhere (Jeremy Allen White) — slow/sad tonality. 57:27 Celebrity group text: Sam Rockwell, Justin Long, Vince Vaughn, Bill Burr, Peter Billingsley; SNL 50 concert; attached to play Chris Farley (Warner Bros. frozen); Mount Rushmore of SNL (Farley, Ferrell, Wiig, Hader); Mamet Fatty Arbuckle / Will Be Good lunch — “do you know anybody who has money?” 1:01:43 Passed on Sam Kinison and Rob Ford (too many dead fat real-life roles); weight goal ~215–200 for range (Seth Rogen comparison); Boy Talk satirical talk show with Julian Serri (Blake Griffin, Teddy Swims, Rob Rausch, Becky Lynch guests) — spoofing Tate / Patrick Bet-David toxic-masculinity lane. 1:04:43 Resident Evil plug (Zach Cregger / Austin Abrams) — Home Alone meets 28 Days Later; 96% RT in-room; stand-up harder than acting; Bill Murray Christmas-special style taped special dream. 1:07:04 Mark & Sam movie: two failing liquor salesmen + Bodega Cat Whiskey; lost director / October slip; DIY filmmaking (Theo/Spade, Tarantino, Coens); Hauser’s advice — make sure everyone is making the same movie (tonality). 1:11:24 Mark’s hair transplant (~2 weeks); Paul wants plugs + already did veneers; more weight loss; Peacemaker / President Curtis VO next year (HBO Max); Emmy already won; still chasing Oscar / directing / scripts. 1:13:53 Plugs: Sam Netflix special Incorrect (Sep 29); tour dates (LA Hollywood Improv, American Comedy Co., Phoenix, Pittsburgh, Cleveland, Madison, Timonium, Calgary, etc.); Mark dates (Minneapolis, Denver Comedy Works, Madison, Portland Helium, San Jose, Cap City, Atlantic City, Charlotte, Foxwoods; 2027 Mothership / Turning Stone / Verona). 1:16:09 Bodega Whiskey — Instagram, expanding to Chicago/Illinois, California, Texas, Florida, Louisiana, New York; punchup.live tickets; see you next week. Best quotes Copenhagen crowd (1:02): “That’s the AGE OF CONSENT HERE.” Sam Morril (10:36): “It’s easy to love someone who’s never around.” Mark Normand (12:54): “That’s stolen valor.” Mark / Sam workshop (17:42): “Porn and