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Tuesdays with Stories episode 675 with Mark Normand & Joe List: Turban Cowboy
Tuesdays with Stories

Turban Cowboy | Tuesdays with Stories #675 w/ Mark Normand and Joe List

Tuesdays with Stories · Episode 675 · Hosts: Mark Normand, Joe List · Published Sep 29 2026 · Runtime 1:13:03 · Watch: YouTube Chapters People Products Overview Places Ads Chapters 0:03 Cold open — fake banter intro. 1:53 25th anniversary / 9-11 deep-dive setup. 6:18 “Turban Cowboy” title drop — 9-11 head bit. 10:52 Stern whack-pack / Chuck board chatter. 20:16 BlueChew read. 21:40 Zocdoc read. 23:29 Sheath read. 24:34 Joe at Ground Zero listening to Stern. 32:51 Mark’s Canada run — Regina / Saskatchewan. 35:27 Time-zone / insurance / flight-money saga. 53:27 Joe’s ballpark / wrong-tickets meltdown. 1:08:24 Tour soft close / Stress Factory & Madison. Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. People Mark Normand Official site · The Comedian List Co-host. Canada run, Regina shows, flight-money bet. 32:51 Joe List Official site · The Comedian List Co-host. Ground Zero Stern listen; ballpark tickets fight. 24:34 Chuck Producer — on the board this episode. 20:11 Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. Products Tuesdays Patreon Patreon · tuesdayspod.com Official site Mark Normand tour Official site · Joe List tour Official site Sheath underwear — code TUESGAYS / Tuesdays as read. Amazon · Official site 23:29 Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. Overview Mark and Joe drop “Turban Cowboy,” dig into Stern’s 9-11 broadcast and Joe’s Ground Zero listen, then Mark’s Canada / Regina flight-money saga and Joe’s ballpark ticket blowup before tour plugs. Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. Places Ground Zero / World Trade Center site — Joe’s Stern listen. 24:34 Regina, Saskatchewan — Mark’s Canada dates. 33:22 Tour dates — Mark · Joe · Stress Factory (Official site) / Madison as read. 1:10:11 Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. Ads BlueChew (20:16) — bluechew.com · code TUESDAYS · buy 2 months Gold get 3rd free as read. Zocdoc (21:40) — zocdoc.com/TUESDAYS · code TUESDAYS as read. Sheath (23:29) — sheath.com/TUESGAYS · code TUESGAYS / Tuesdays · 20% off as read. Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. Show notes are a summary, not a full transcript. As an Amazon Associate we earn from qualifying purchases. Links on this page may be affiliate links through Amazon and other partner programs we participate in now or in the future. If you buy through those links, we may earn a commission at no extra cost to you.

Harland Highway episode 232 with Harland Williams: Matan
Harland Highway Podcast

MATAN introduces SPIDER-GIRL to the world! Also golden gopher teeth, spring rolls, and old age!

Harland Highway · Guest: Matan Evan (Spider-Girl) · Host: Harland Williams · Published Sep 15 2026 · Runtime 1:15:00 · Watch: YouTube Overview Harland Williams opens with an Art Avengers YouTube reminder, then rolls golden-gopher-teeth / joke-store bits before seating guest Matan Evan (first-name/last-name confusion: Eve-Ven not Evan). Table energy: chipmunk-lips virgin-advice foil, Andrew-Tate-adjacent “red pillar” mockery, Hims ED read, landline / Beetlejuice-Wednesday roasting, then the Spider-Girl baptism — Matan’s hair “volcanic eruption,” webs jokes, and Harland’s tragic age-gap poem (Night of the Iguana tone) while Matan claims a headache. Late: Kimmy-Wrong spring-roll Chinese-food bit, soft-sheet Motel-6 digression, cankle candy / Hershey’s melt, and “Spidergirl from now on” send-off. Timestamp directory 0:11 Cold open — Art Avengers animated series plug (YouTube exclusive). 0:44 Golden gopher teeth — joke-store buy; chew through drywall bit. 1:50 Show settle — Matan arrives; aura / “you’re great” warm-up. 2:16 Name audit — Matan; Eve-Ven vs Evan; “first name’s your last name?” 3:43 Chipmunk / virgin / red-pillar foil — table-flip crowd story; respect giggle test. 10:17 Ad: Hims — online ED care; see website for details as read. 14:10 Gopher teeth reprise — put them in, chipmunk lips, wig aside. 21:30 Landline / teenager roast — Beetlejuice Wednesday → “you look like Thursday.” 23:05 Hard digression — embryo disruption / terminate-if-you-know hypothetical; Oreo-through-nose detour. 36:47 Spider-Girl baptism — “Spidergirl. Spidergirl.”; moment you turned into Spidergirl. 38:00 Age-gap poem — Harland reads tragic old-man balcony poem; Matan’s ear/headache; hair volcanic pop. 40:09 Poem climax — “Squeeze life’s every last drop, child”; table-flip attempt. 55:00 Soft sheets / Motel 6 / crunchy-sheet girls digression. 1:03:40 Spring rolls — Kimmy Wrong / Reichy Reichy Chinese-food bit; juicy spring roll. 1:09:27 “You look like Spider Girl earlier” — nickname sticks. 1:12:48 Close — Spidergirl from now on; cankle candy / Hershey’s cankles melt. Stories Golden gopher teeth 0:44 Harland’s recurring prop bit: joke-store golden gopher teeth that let you chew through drywall. Returns mid-episode with chipmunk-lips forcing function whenever Matan gets too serious. Eve-Ven, not Evan 2:16 Name confusion bit — Matan’s last name sounds like Evan; Harland insists Eve-Ven. First-name-is-last-name riff becomes the episode’s identity glue before Spider-Girl lands. Spider-Girl arrives 36:47 After hair pops out “like a volcanic eruption,” Harland knights him Spidergirl. Ironic beat: Matan’s woman-hating online persona vs suddenly becoming Spider-Girl on the Highway. Nickname sticks through spring rolls and the close. Age-gap poem 38:00 Harland reads a balcony-sunset poem about old tired throats and bugs eating eyes while Matan (teen energy / says 18 in the bit) nurses a headache and begs him to stop. Ends with applause demand and a failed table flip. Kimmy Wrong spring rolls 1:03:40 Chinese-restaurant accent bit — Kimmy Wrong / Reichy Reichy / juicy spring roll — while insisting he doesn’t speak Chinese but really likes the spring roll. Pure Harland highway nonsense. People Harland Williams The Celeb List · Best Movies & TV Shows Host. Art Avengers plug, gopher teeth, age-gap poem, Spider-Girl naming. 0:11 Matan Evan Guest — christened Spider-Girl on air; name/chipmunk/age-gap foil. 2:16 Places Motel 6 — Soft-sheet / crunchy-sheet digression. 55:04 Products Art Avengers — Harland’s animated series (YouTube exclusive plug). 0:11 Golden gopher teeth — Joke-store prop. Unlinked novelty. 0:44 Spring rolls — Kimmy Wrong bit food. Unlinked. 1:03:57 Hershey’s — Cankle-candy melt close. Unlinked grocery. 1:13:15 Ads Hims (10:17) — hims.com · online licensed providers for ED; see site for details/restrictions as read. Clinical — no Amazon. Passing, unlinked: Andrew Tate foil / “red pillar” guy, table-flip nine-person crew, Beetlejuice / Wednesday comparison, Oreo-nose challenge friend, Motel 6 crunchy-sheet girls, Chinese restaurant staff in the Kimmy Wrong bit. Show notes are a summary, not a full transcript. Product links may be affiliate links through Amazon and other programs. We may earn a commission at no extra cost to you.

Take Your Shoes Off EP 372 with Jeremiah Watkins
Take Your Shoes Off

Jeremiah Watkins 3.0 (Feat. Special Guest) on TYSO – #372

Take Your Shoes Off · Episode 372 · Host: Rick Glassman · Guest: Jeremiah Watkins · Published Sep 18 2026 · Runtime 2:29:21 · Watch: YouTube Overview Rick Glassman welcomes Jeremiah Watkins back for TYSO #372 (3.0) with the usual shoes-off living-room chaos. Cold open covers retreat photos, theme-music resets, plastic-bottle water shame, then Helix Sleep and PrizePicks reads interrupted by Jeremiah loving PrizePicks and Rick’s tour dates (Salt Lake, Philly, Tacoma). Long riff blocks: microphone fart lore (Alvin hair / improv-lab origin), burp-vs-fart condom theology, baby-boy / Aunt Lauren digressions, Mortal Kombat “get over here” loops, car check-engine / posture bits, Jaws “get over” game, comedy-origin webs vs straight-world college, an uncomfortable prior episode that disheartened Jeremiah, standup craft and headliner chip, John Wick dog-death empathy debate, and close plugs for Jeremiah’s YouTube special Intrusive Thoughts. Timestamp directory 0:05 Cold open — brush teeth / simple man; waters and teas. 0:57 Retreat photo reel — John Michael, Matt Day, Tom; theme music Scoot. 2:39 Jeremiah welcome — Take Your Shoes Off; plastic water bottle vs house water shame. 3:43 Ad: Helix Sleep — helixsleep.com/tiso · 27% off as read (Rick flubs /tyo). 4:48 Ad: PrizePicks — code TYO; Jeremiah crashes the read (“I love Prize Picks”). 5:36 Rick tour — Sep 17–19 stretch into Philly / Salt Lake / Tacoma; rickglassman.com. 11:40 Tags / merchandise / consumer-tag rant; Jeremiah Watkins shirt. 15:00 Mic-fart lore — improv lab, Alvin hair, looped fan farts, “fart in the mic guy.” 25:00 Burp vs fart ethics — condom analogy; pants-on vs pants-off. 28:20 Baby boy / Aunt Lauren digression lane. 29:30 Mortal Kombat “Get over here” bit loop. 31:48 Ad: Helix Sleep (second read) — Rick as user; partner sleeps on Helix too. 35:29 Ad: PrizePicks again — “run your game.” 40:00 Car check-engine light as life metaphor; protect-the-car foil. 52:44 Posture fix / “get over here” reprise. 1:01:09 Get over Jaws — bit game. 1:15:00 Comedy origin — webs vs straight college path; uncomfortable prior episode fallout. 1:53:08 Headliner chip — humble act vs 15-minute reality; craft talk. 2:24:25 John Wick dog-death empathy vs henchmen body count; fart-in-front-of-girlfriend closer joke. 2:28:37 Close — Jeremiah YouTube special Intrusive Thoughts; love-you-Rick champ energy. Stories Plastic bottle in a house with glasses 2:39 Jeremiah brings his own plastic water. Rick audits the hike-vs-house logic: if you’re at someone’s home with water, why the bottle? Sets the shoes-off judgment tone for the next two hours. Fart-in-the-mic guy 15:00 Jeremiah owns the brand — real fart vs fart-joke economy, improv-lab origin, fans mailing fart audio, Alvin-hair prop. Debate whether less fart content would grow the audience; he suspects the opposite of what polite people want. Get over here 29:30 Mortal Kombat Scorpion loop becomes a recurring bit — later remixed into posture advice and a “get over Jaws” game. Pure TYSO ADHD comedy glue. Uncomfortable episode hangover 1:15:00 Someone (prior guest / circle) felt the episode was uncomfortable; Jeremiah called about it the night before. Disheartened beat under the jokes — craft vs people leaving weird. Intrusive Thoughts special 2:28:37 Closes plugging his fourth YouTube special Intrusive Thoughts — proud of the quality, asks for subs/comments, thanks Rick for always championing the work. People Rick Glassman Host. Helix/PrizePicks reads, tour dates, posture bits. 2:51 Jeremiah Watkins Guest (3.0). Mic-fart lore, standup craft, Intrusive Thoughts special. 2:51 Aunt Lauren Named in the baby-boy digression. Family/passing — unlinked. Places Salt Lake City — Rick tour date. 5:55 Philadelphia — Tour stop. 5:45 Tacoma — Tour stop. 5:51 Products Intrusive Thoughts (YouTube special) — Jeremiah’s fourth special; close plug. 2:28:37 rickglassman.com — Tour tickets. 5:55 John Wick Amazon — Dog-death empathy debate. 2:24:25 Ads Helix Sleep (3:43, 31:48) — helixsleep.com/tiso · 27% off as read. PrizePicks (4:48, 35:29) — Download app · code TYO ($150 lineups / first $5 lineup promo as read). Passing, unlinked: John Michael, Matt Day, Tom (retreat photos), Alvin (hair bit), Improv Lab crowd, girlfriend / John Wick watch party, toddlers with half a Ritz, Scoot (theme music), prior uncomfortable-episode guest. Show notes are a summary, not a full transcript. Product links may be affiliate links through Amazon and other programs. We may earn a commission at no extra cost to you.

Are You Garbage Ep 679: Taylor Tomlinson
Are You Garbage

Taylor Tomlinson! | Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast w/ Kevin Ryan & H. Foley

Taylor Tomlinson! | Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast w/ Kevin Ryan & H. Foley Are You Garbage · Guest: Taylor Tomlinson · Hosts: Kevin Ryan (Kippy), H. Foley · Published Sep 20 2026 · Runtime 1:09:52 · Watch: YouTube Overview Kippy and Foley welcome Taylor Tomlinson to the backyard for a first-time Are You Garbage sit-down. After a cold-open plug for the American Garbage special and Army of Garbage tour dates, Foley’s warm intro misfires on her early-career timeline (she was still in high school in 2013), then they dig into Central California roots people keep misreading as Midwestern, a hyper-religious childhood, church-circuit standup at 16, her mom’s death and a stepmom who modeled career work ethic, Disneyland-as-family-vacation (including hospice tickets right after the funeral), Harry Potter banned as “satanic,” dad’s grades-and-treadmill house rules, Cal Poly San Luis Obispo vs needing a real comedy scene, and the long Christian-comedy money runway before she started swearing onstage. Ad reads: Brunt Workwear, GLD, BetterHelp, Warby Parker. Late board goes full garbage audit — Lesser Evil tote-bag movie snacks, Diet Coke mini-cans, Hu chocolate, AMC Stubs, Delta Diamond / first-class, hard-boiled airport eggs, shoes-on / seat-up plane manners, booking her own flights and openers — before Kippy grades her “Temecula trash / classy trash.” Close: Actually Nevermind essays plug and February tour. Timestamp directory 0:00 Cold open — American Garbage special is live; numbers cooking; share it. 0:09 Army of Garbage tour shout — Appleton, San Jose, San Diego, Tacoma, Atlanta, Philly, Springfield, Fort Wayne, Connecticut, Phoenix, Timonium, Milwaukee, Chicago, Cincinnati, Columbus; tickets at areyougarbage.com. 0:35 Show open — Are You Garbage; Kippy & Foley; Toddy’s new addition / limearitas bit; Patreon plug. 1:42 Taylor intro — first-time guest; Foley overshoots the 2013 “you were already a company” timeline; she corrects (HS class of 2011; full-time at 21). 4:15 Origin ask — Central California, not Midwest; round friendly face / “cornfield” misreads; Midwestern-accent myth. 5:08 Standup at 16 — church comedy class with dad + Karen; Christian-circuit opens; performing in churches until ~18. 6:06 Very religious / sheltered upbringing; mom dies when she’s a kid; dad music teacher → real estate; stepmom as work-ethic model. 10:36 Sibling inventory — Taylor oldest of four; hosts flip the table (Irish twins / half-brothers). 11:42 Money growing up — pretty poor early (teacher dad, mom in hospital); later stepmom / dad real-estate team; Dustin Nickerson as grounded married comic foil. 17:06 First car — white Oldsmobile bench seat; “I’d rather be quilting” plate frame; freeway terror. 18:50 Ad read: Brunt Workwear — code GARBAGE. 20:40 Ad read: GLD jewelry — code GARBAGE. 22:00 First jobs — pizza cashier; Soup Plantation / Sweet Tomatoes; waxing-salon cashier; Foley’s late start at 32 (Philly actor crash-out → open mic). 24:40 Local celebrity void — Olivia Rodrigo / Temecula name-drop; Modesto / George Lucas foil; Temecula as freeway island between SD and LA. 26:31 Family vacation = day-trip Disneyland; overnight Disneyland Hotel via hospice free tickets right after mom died. 27:48 Passport / Nutella as adult firsts — “trash markers” board. 28:30 Bedroom posters — inspirational quote cards (near live-laugh-love); Harry Potter until dad calls it satanic (~9–12). 30:00 Kitchen culture — babysitters / assemble-not-cook dinners; no family signature dish; grace every time; colored → white Christmas lights class climb; adult double-tree (white display + colorful bedroom). 34:30 First concert as adult — The Killers in Vegas; band-kid social life; grounded all summer without straight A’s; books put in storage; TV only on the treadmill. 39:00 Cal Poly San Luis Obispo — planned teacher / YA novelist; no standup scene in the beach town; realized she needed clubs. 39:44 Ad read: BetterHelp — betterhelp.com/garbage. 40:46 Ad read: Warby Parker — warbyparker.com/garbage. 42:36 Christian comedy circuit money at 16; responsible-with-money vs “I can’t teach investing”; downtime = read / hike / AMC Stubs / coffee-shop writing with no deadline. 47:00 Writing craft — punchlines on paper vs “writing on stage”; recording / listening to sets; John Madden tape quote foil. 50:00 Movie-date theology — AMC Stubs (up to four/week); sneak Lesser Evil popcorn in a Ziploc + Diet Coke can + Hu dark chocolate sea salt; theater Diet Coke with ice when buying. 55:00 Acid reflux / caffeine / SmartSweets cloud candy digression. 58:00 Delta Diamond / first-class since ~2022; avoid United bump theater; Chick-fil-A grilled nuggets smell sin; hard-boiled airport eggs “for health.” 59:00 Plane manners showdown — eggs vs shoes-off vs seat-back; she keeps shoes on / seat up; books own flights and openers mid-air. 1:04:00 Plane TV — Tulsa King / Yellowstone-adjacent dad shows; dads with teen daughters as her unexpected fan lane. 1:05:53 Verdict beat — “Midwest classy broad” flipped to Temecula / California trash; she self-labels classy trash; catch vs red-flag dating frame. 1:08:57 Close — Actually Nevermind book congrats; Army of Garbage tour; Taylor February tour via taylortomlinsoncomedy.com / @TaylorTomlinson. Stories The 2013 intro that aged her up 1:42 Foley tries to crown her as already “a company” when the boys were slogging the Village in 2013. Taylor won’t take the free myth — high school class of 2011, full-time at 21, barely in New York yet. She jokes the miss actually proves he wasn’t creepy about teens. The board keeps circling calendar math the rest of the hour. Church-class origin 5:08 A woman from church (Karen) drags dad into a Christian comic’s class; Taylor, dad, and Karen take it together. She opens for that comic, works churches into 18, and only later flips the “tortured CBGB’s kid” story she wishes she’d had. Sheltered, serious Christian house — Catholic-guilt cousins on the host side for contrast. Hospice tickets to Disneyland 26:31 Family “vacation” was mostly day-trip Disneyland because it was an hour away. The one overnight at the Disneyland Hotel came right after mom died — hospice handed free tickets someone had donated. She was eight; younger siblings even younger. Whiplash memory she still leads with when asked where they traveled. Harry Potter vs

The Diary Of A CEO: Graham Hancock (11 Jun 2026)
The Diary Of A CEO

Graham Hancock: They May Have Secretly Found Antarctica 300 Years Before Us! | The Diary Of A CEO

The Diary Of A CEO · Graham Hancock: They May Have Secretly Found Antarctica 300 Years Before Us! · Host: Steven Bartlett · Guest: Graham Hancock · Published: June 11, 2026 · Runtime: 1:56:40 · Watch: YouTube Quick summary Steven Bartlett sits with Graham Hancock for a nearly two-hour conversation framed by Hancock’s upcoming open-heart surgery and a possible last long-form interview. Hancock argues humanity is a “species with amnesia” (crediting Immanuel Velikovsky’s Mankind in Amnesia): global flood myths encode a real end-Ice-Age cataclysm he ties to the Younger Dryas impact hypothesis (~12,800 years ago), comet fragments (Encke / Taurid stream), megafauna die-off, meltwater pulse, and a sudden warm-up ~11,600 years ago. He reads Portolan / Orontius Finaeus maps as evidence someone mapped ice-free Antarctica centuries before the official 1820 discovery; points to Göbekli Tepe hunter-gatherers, tropical Ice Age “real estate,” and Peru’s Caral-Supe as pieces of a forgotten episode. The episode’s deepest technical beat is Hancock’s Great Pyramid number cluster: a claimed Earth-scale of 1 : 43,200, mythic multiples of 72, Giorgio de Santillana’s Hamlet’s Mill and precession (~25,920-year great year), Rigveda syllable count, and older-than-Hipparchus knowledge — then Followers of Horus / Apkallu as transmission orgs. Later: Amazon geoglyphs, terra preta, lidar (Acre; Netflix Ancient Apocalypse), ayahuasca / DMT / Imperial College, Egyptian judgment / 42 assessors / Ma’at, childhood in Vellore India, Santha and family, and his response to racism accusations. Ad reads: Cometeer, Contigo, Saley (eSIM), Shopify. Timestamped outline 0:00 Cold open — possible last interview; hostile journalist; lost civilization / myths sewing scientific cataclysm data; “wake up” or become the next lost civilization. 2:26 What 30+ years of work is for — “major forgotten episode”; species with amnesia; Velikovsky Mankind in Amnesia. 4:23 Flood myths worldwide vs archaeology’s local-river-flood reply; myths as species memory banks; early nod to Hamlet’s Mill / Santillana. 6:52 Younger Dryas impact hypothesis (~12,800 ya): large comet breakup; Encke as known fragment; airburst storm; megafauna wipeout; ice-cap melt / meltwater pulse; deep freeze then ~11,600 warm-up. 11:36 Heart valves / impending surgery; “tiny chance” this is the last time he speaks on himself; unnamed hostile journalist; “I’m not a grifter / hoaxer / con.” 15:41 Anatomically modern humans ~315,000 years — why wait so long for cities? Hancock’s “civilization” ≠ modern industrial model. 17:26 Portolanos / accurate relative longitudes; Orontius Finaeus map showing Antarctica; official discovery 1820 — Hancock asks if someone mapped it centuries earlier (ice-free?). 20:17 Göbekli Tepe (~11,600 ya): T-shaped megaliths, hunter-gatherers, organized labor before the “agriculture → cities” textbook story. 23:43 Ice Age real estate = tropics (not Siberia); look toward Indonesia / equatorial band for a missing episode. 26:34 Caral-Supe (Peru) pyramids ~5,000 years; sudden appearance of high culture; golden-age → hubris → cataclysm myth pattern. 30:46 “Next lost civilization” warning; nationalism / low-consciousness leaders; hate of the other; psychically “messed up” species. 37:20 Reminder: major heart surgery in ~2 weeks. 39:48 Great Pyramid: true-north alignment within ~3 arcminutes; ~latitude 30°N (1/3 pole–equator); “work of love,” not slaves. 41:39 Focus opens — Earth dimensions at scale 1 : 43,200 (height → polar radius; base perimeter → equatorial circumference); coincidence vs deliberate scale; multiples of 72; Santillana / precession; Rigveda; Hipparchus; Followers of Horus / Apkallu. → Focus section. 53:09 Giza subterranean chambers / underworld entrance reading; Bauval and others devoted to the pyramid; mystery that “doesn’t want to speak.” 1:00:43 Ad block: Cometeer coffee; Contigo bottle; Saley eSIM. 1:02:38 If a 20,000+ year civilization is real — what does it mean for consciousness, astrology patterns, telepathy (Sheldrake), human potential. 1:05:37 Amazon geoglyphs; rainforest not pristine wilderness; lidar in Acre (Martti Pärssinen on Netflix show); terra preta; population density rethink. 1:09:42 Ayahuasca / DMT; Imperial College research; ~80 experiences; integration work after the medicine; set/setting warnings. 1:14:20 Childhood: Christian Medical College, Vellore, South India; surgeon father; tin hut; watching dissections; outsider at school; boarding school. 1:29:26 Shopify ad read. 1:30:40 Egyptian judgment scene: Osiris, Ma’at’s feather, heart on the scale, 42 negative assessors; how to live with fewer regrets. 1:34:22 Santha (partner/photographer); blended family; “I do the words, Santha…” 1:37:22 Racism accusation response — multi-ethnic family; “unforgivable” lazy dismissal; fraud/grifter labels. 1:40:55 Nuclear risk; Taurid / comet reminder; leaders need higher consciousness; last-day values. 1:53:16 Where to read more: Fingerprints of the Gods, Keeper of Genesis (with Bauval), Underworld (scuba with Santha), later shamanism / cave-art books; good luck with the heart operation. Focus: 43,200, the number 72 & precession (~42:18) All of the following are Hancock’s claims and interpretations as stated on tape — framed here as his argument, not as settled archaeology or astronomy pedagogy. 39:48–41:26 Setup: Great Pyramid aligned to true (astronomical) north within about 3 arcminutes (~3/60 of a degree) on a ~6-million-ton, ~481 ft (original height) monument; sits almost exactly on latitude 30°N — Hancock’s “one-third of the way between the North Pole and the equator.” 41:39–41:53 Hancock argues the pyramid encodes Earth dimensions at scale 1 : 43,200: height × 43,200 ≈ Earth’s polar radius; base perimeter × 43,200 ≈ Earth’s equatorial circumference. 41:55–42:08 He says archaeologists know the match and call it coincidence; Hancock replies he might agree if the scale weren’t specifically 1 : 43,200 — “the scale choice matters.” 42:18–42:23 Key line: those mythic numbers found worldwide are all multiples of 72. 42:23–42:42 Hancock cites Hamlet’s Mill by Giorgio de Santillana (MIT History of Science) as the authority who tied the numbers and imagery to the precession of the equinoxes. 42:44–44:29 Precession explained (Hancock’s demo): Earth’s axis wobbles; spring-equinox sun has been against Pisces ~2,000 years (Age of Pisces; early Christian fish symbol); next is dawning Age of Aquarius; pole star today Polaris, formerly Thuban (Draco); “great year” in the mythic convention he cites ≈ 25,920 years (≈2,160 years per zodiacal age × 12). He treats 43,200 as belonging to that 72-based precessional number family (43,200 = 72 × 600). 44:42–44:48 Hancock’s figure: 43,200 = number of syllables in the Rigveda — his example of the same

We Might Be Drunk with Mark Normand & Sam Morril: Paul Walter Hauser & Alex Moffat
We Might Be Drunk

Paul Walter Hauser w/ Mark Normand & Sam Morril – Ft. Alex Moffat – We Might Be Drunk Podcast

We Might Be Drunk · Guests: Paul Walter Hauser, Alex Moffat · Hosts: Mark Normand, Sam Morril · Published Sep 21 2026 · Runtime 1:17:26 · Watch: YouTube Quick summary Sam Morril is back from a two-week European stand-up run — Copenhagen age-of-consent bomb, Helsinki sauna whiskey, Stockholm, Athens, heavy Budapest, Zagreb’s Museum of Broken Relationships, Vienna’s Third Man locations, Warsaw / Majdanek. Mark and Sam workshop new bits: saying “I love you” to a girlfriend’s kid before the mom, toddler “stolen valor” baby-doll dad cosplay, a Bangkok genital-enhancement news bit, and a porn-vs-weed “got too strong” analogy. After Willie’s Remedy / Tempo / Hims reads, Paul Walter Hauser arrives with Alex Moffat in tow. They cover Hauser’s Larry Charles pilot, I, Tonya / Hollywood Bowl meet-cute with Moffat, wrestling fandom (DDP Yoga weight loss for Black Bird), Letterboxd honesty backlash, The Naked Gun remake risk and OJ joke, Farley / Fatty Arbuckle / Mamet near-misses, the celebrity group text (Rockwell, Justin Long, Vince Vaughn, Bill Burr, Peter Billingsley), and Hauser’s satirical YouTube talk show Boy Talk. Close: Resident Evil plug, Mark/Sam liquor-salesmen movie (Bodega Cat Whiskey), hair-transplant talk, tour dates, and Bodega Whiskey distribution shout-outs. Timestamped outline 0:08 Cold open — Sam home from Europe; hair growing in post-transplant; big-hat / Forrest Gump comment section lean-in; NY comics own baldness (Soder, Hamilton). 1:02 Europe recap: Copenhagen age-of-consent bomb; Helsinki (saunas, fish soup, herring, rowdy dark crowd); Stockholm / Athens; Budapest heaviness (Hitler→Stalin); Zagreb vs Croatia vibe; Dražen Petrović / Once Brothers 30 for 30 digression. 5:53 Vienna: The Third Man sewer / Orson Welles refused the smell; 1897 Ferris wheel; Zagreb Museum of Broken Relationships (picnic blanket, freestanding mirror exhibits). 7:43 Philly Mütter Museum aside; Warsaw tourist kitsch + Majdanek visit; Louis CK Dachau Twitter bit; Nathan Macintosh Oreos / Skittles brand-activism bits. 10:36 Comedy workshop opens — Sam’s “I love you” to girlfriend’s kid before mom; L-word bit; guy-friend vs romantic love. 12:54 Toddler baby-doll / stolen-valor dad bit; hair-plugs vs C-section wife joke; Bangkok genital-enhancement bit; porn-in-the-woods communal / weed-and-porn “got too strong” workshop. 20:31 Ad reads: Willie’s Remedy, Tempo, Hims. 23:44 Paul Walter Hauser joins; Alex Moffat crashes (“girlfriend in the green room”); dead-wall / RIP wall; Larry Charles directed Hauser’s first LA pilot (Lee Mathers); Kanye “Curb” / Larry Charles riff; Philip Baker Hall / PTA praise. 27:03 I, Tonya theater memory; Hollywood Bowl Paul Simon concert meet-cute (Moffat’s wife in I, Tonya sweatshirt) → friendship / godfather pact; Montreal Just for Laughs audition bonding (Echo Kellum always got it). 29:30 Hauser’s 10+ years of stand-up then quit; Meltdown Comics / Melrose Improv stacked lineups (Diaz, Mandel, Patton, Quinta); Grand Rapids / Saginaw origin; wrestling fandom (Sting, DDP, The Rock, Flair, Attitude Era). 32:14 Third Man / Orson Welles cuckoo-clock speech; Tommy Lee Jones “I don’t care” Fugitive riff; movie-nerd energy; Hauser turns 40 — birthday wish is just a movie theater; The Weight (Ethan Hawke / Russell Crowe) as favorite of the year. 32:59 On-air show-notes callout — Sam on the Vienna 1897 Ferris wheel / Third Man beat: “There I am. Yeah, we’ll put it in the show notes.” 35:00 Letterboxd honesty: managers calling after bad ratings; Christmas with the Campbells 3.5; Alex’s shoot fart kept in a movie; Casey Rocket / Zack Zucker / Rory Scovel improvised special; Cat Williams / Kevin Hart roast; Hollywood beef scarcity. 41:25 Hauser’s breaks: Dustin Lance Black background→speaking part; Flappers door guy → Kingdom; Richard Jewell praise; Letterboxd 5-stars = Shawshank / Jaws only; Scorsese deep cuts vs Wolf of Wall Street bros. 44:50 Alex briefly exits (Ed Sheeran open joke); Black Bird voice-choice risk; 5 years sober next month; Last Comic Standing fat photo → DDP Yoga / intermittent fasting for Black Bird (−40 lbs); Zepbound for last 15; Malkovich Rounders anecdote / Damon on The Instigators. 51:50 The Naked Gun remake: Akiva risk, Doug & Dan pages, visual jokes, OJ looking-at-camera joke in trailer; ~$104M worldwide; romcom box-office note (Anyone But You). 54:36 Career near-misses / passion projects: Virginia (Ed Harris / Jennifer Connelly) TIFF critical bloodbath; Americana (Simon Rex, Eric Dane, Sydney Sweeney); Springsteen Deliver Me from Nowhere (Jeremy Allen White) — slow/sad tonality. 57:27 Celebrity group text: Sam Rockwell, Justin Long, Vince Vaughn, Bill Burr, Peter Billingsley; SNL 50 concert; attached to play Chris Farley (Warner Bros. frozen); Mount Rushmore of SNL (Farley, Ferrell, Wiig, Hader); Mamet Fatty Arbuckle / Will Be Good lunch — “do you know anybody who has money?” 1:01:43 Passed on Sam Kinison and Rob Ford (too many dead fat real-life roles); weight goal ~215–200 for range (Seth Rogen comparison); Boy Talk satirical talk show with Julian Serri (Blake Griffin, Teddy Swims, Rob Rausch, Becky Lynch guests) — spoofing Tate / Patrick Bet-David toxic-masculinity lane. 1:04:43 Resident Evil plug (Zach Cregger / Austin Abrams) — Home Alone meets 28 Days Later; 96% RT in-room; stand-up harder than acting; Bill Murray Christmas-special style taped special dream. 1:07:04 Mark & Sam movie: two failing liquor salesmen + Bodega Cat Whiskey; lost director / October slip; DIY filmmaking (Theo/Spade, Tarantino, Coens); Hauser’s advice — make sure everyone is making the same movie (tonality). 1:11:24 Mark’s hair transplant (~2 weeks); Paul wants plugs + already did veneers; more weight loss; Peacemaker / President Curtis VO next year (HBO Max); Emmy already won; still chasing Oscar / directing / scripts. 1:13:53 Plugs: Sam Netflix special Incorrect (Sep 29); tour dates (LA Hollywood Improv, American Comedy Co., Phoenix, Pittsburgh, Cleveland, Madison, Timonium, Calgary, etc.); Mark dates (Minneapolis, Denver Comedy Works, Madison, Portland Helium, San Jose, Cap City, Atlantic City, Charlotte, Foxwoods; 2027 Mothership / Turning Stone / Verona). 1:16:09 Bodega Whiskey — Instagram, expanding to Chicago/Illinois, California, Texas, Florida, Louisiana, New York; punchup.live tickets; see you next week. Best quotes Copenhagen crowd (1:02): “That’s the AGE OF CONSENT HERE.” Sam Morril (10:36): “It’s easy to love someone who’s never around.” Mark Normand (12:54): “That’s stolen valor.” Mark / Sam workshop (17:42): “Porn and

This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von episode 685: Joey Diaz
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Joey Diaz | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #685

This Past Weekend · Episode 685 · Host: Theo Von · Guest: Joey Diaz · Published Sep 25 2026 · Runtime 1:59:40 · Watch: YouTube Theo welcomes Joey Diaz back for Asbury Park / Jersey return energy: Burning Man lore, Maiden–Priest concert memory, raising a street-smart softball daughter, Fulton Fish Market mornings, boxing-gym boredom fixes, and Austin plans — with a Bert-festival soft close. Chapters People Products Overview Places Ads Chapters 0:00 Cold open — Joey Coco Diaz; Church of What’s Happening Now; Austin tease. 0:38 Burr night / Asbury Park catch-up. 2:37 Burning Man friends — desert-party lore. 6:59 Iron Maiden / Judas Priest Asbury concert memory. 8:56 Raising daughter in Jersey — softball weekends. 11:22 Morganville intro → Fulton Fish Market mornings. 27:03 Moonpay / Shopify / Armra reads. 40:45 Street-smart parenting — Austin trips vs softball. 54:17 Ladder read. 55:13 BetterHelp read. 1:38:26 Boxing gyms vs boredom / isolation. 1:58:50 Soft close — Chicago / Bert fest + Riverside Milwaukee + Austin. Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. People Theo Von Official site · The Comedian List · Tour · Best Movies & TV Shows Host. Asbury catch-up, sponsor stack, recovery / boxing-gym closer. 0:00 Joey Diaz Instagram · Wikipedia · The Comedian List Guest — Church of What’s Happening Now; Jersey return; street-smart daughter; Austin plans. 0:16 Jim Florentine Wikipedia Named in Opie & Jim-era concert / hang lore. 8:20 Bill Burr Wikipedia · The Comedian List · Best Movies & TV Shows Night-before Burr show chat. 0:38 Bert Kreischer Wikipedia Comedy-festival date plug near the close. 1:58:50 Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. Products Theo Von tour Official site · Theo merch Official site Church of What’s Happening Now — Joey’s show / Mad Flavors world. Instagram 0:00 Ladder — Coach-app mid-roll as read. Official site 54:17 Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. Overview Theo welcomes Joey Diaz back for Asbury Park / Jersey return energy: Burning Man lore, Maiden–Priest concert memory, raising a street-smart softball daughter, Fulton Fish Market mornings, boxing-gym boredom fixes, and Austin plans — with a Bert-festival soft close. Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. Places Asbury Park, New Jersey — Studio / hometown catch-up. 1:30 Fulton Fish Market — Early-morning comic / fish-run lore. 11:58 Austin, Texas — Joey popping up / trip vs daughter schedule. 40:45 Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. Ads Moonpay (27:03) — moonpay.com/agents as read. Shopify (27:30) — shopify.com/theo · free trial as read. Armra (28:41) — tryarmra.com/THEO · code THEO · 30% off first order as read. Ladder (54:17) — ladder.fit/TPW · free 7-day trial + $10 off first month as read. BetterHelp (55:13) — BetterHelp.com/Theo · 10% off as read. Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. Show notes are a summary, not a full transcript. As an Amazon Associate we earn from qualifying purchases. Links on this page may be affiliate links through Amazon and other partner programs we participate in now or in the future. If you buy through those links, we may earn a commission at no extra cost to you.

Public Figures #35 Hair — A Nateland Podcast
Public Figures

Hair | Public Figures – A Nateland Podcast | Ep #35

Public Figures (Nateland) · Episode #35 · Hosts: Brian Bates, Aaron Weber, Dusty Slay · Published Sep 30 2026 · Runtime 1:56:57 · Watch: YouTube Brian shares a stage with a cotton-candy stand in Canton, Aaron makes his case against dance, and Dusty wants the letter X gone. Then the guys dig into Hair: AI hair swaps, big wigs and Louis XIII, transplants in Turkey, Samson to Samsonite, and the styles of every decade. Chapters People Products Places Ads Chapters 0:00 Weekend recap: Brian’s outdoor all-ages set in Canton with a cotton-candy stand on stage, then Charleston with Nate and courtside seats at a Vanderbilt exhibition. 14:00 Dusty comes around on narwhals, still believes in mermaids, and makes his case for cutting the letter X. 18:00 Would you ever do Dancing with the Stars? Aaron calls dance the art form he gets least, then a cat rescue in his crawl space. 29:50 Comment roundup: My Octopus Teacher, a “plumber” on the study of fish, the Ichthus festival, Noah’s Ark, Dusty vs. Neil deGrasse Tyson, and Maria Bamford’s $100 at Just for Laughs. 46:00 As a fellow big man: a hiccup cure, Red Lobster vs. Captain D’s, Coram Deo, the number 33, and the band 311. 1:00:50 How often do you think about your hair? Three hair types at the table and AI hair-swap photos. 1:07:39 Hair facts: hair colors, the Andre Walker hair types, the “average human,” terminal length, and hair strong enough to hold two elephants. 1:20:00 Balding and graying: DHT, the white streak in The Sixth Sense, and Marie Antoinette syndrome. 1:25:44 Big wigs: Louis XIII, judges’ wigs, hair transplants in Turkey, and who would donate bone marrow to whom. 1:36:20 Bad haircuts, shaving your head, Samson’s hair and the Samsonite name, and Rapunzel. 1:49:00 Hairstyles by decade, from the 1920s bob to Farrah Fawcett, the Rachel, and Lizzie McGuire, plus country songs about hair. 1:55:00 Where to see us live. Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. People On this episode Brian Bates Official site · The Comedian List Co-host. Played an outdoor all-ages show in Canton, Ohio, with a cotton-candy stand behind him, then joined Nate in Charleston. 3:36 Aaron Weber Official site · The Comedian List Co-host. Doesn’t get the appeal of dance, and spent hours in his crawl space rescuing a cat. 19:12 Dusty Slay The Comedian List · Official site Co-host. Wants the letter X out of the alphabet, and his is the hair everyone at the table wants. 16:22 People mentioned Greg Warren Wikipedia His all-ages shows end with kids invited up to tell a joke. 2:36 Nate Bargatze The Comedian List · Best Movies & TV Shows Brian joined his Charleston show at Credit One Stadium, and Vanderbilt’s coaches invited them courtside. 5:00 Danny McBride Wikipedia The Charleston local they kept almost meeting; called the funniest guy of his generation. 10:44 Fred Astaire Wikipedia Brought up as the case for dance as an art form. 19:22 Nikki Glaser Wikipedia · The Comedian List Named among the comedians who went on Dancing with the Stars. 24:05 Bobby Bones Wikipedia Named as a Dancing with the Stars winner. 24:07 Craig Foster Wikipedia The filmmaker who befriends an octopus in My Octopus Teacher. 31:55 Neil deGrasse Tyson Wikipedia A listener says Dusty would win a debate with him; Dusty passed him at SiriusXM in New York. 40:08 Clancy Brown Wikipedia Captain Hadley in The Shawshank Redemption and the voice of Mr. Krabs. 44:32 Maria Bamford Wikipedia Her documentary gets a recommendation, plus the time she gave every New Faces comic $100 at Just for Laughs. 44:48 Ari Shaffir The Comedian List · Wikipedia Took the New Faces comics out to a nice dinner at Just for Laughs. 45:16 Ralphie May Wikipedia His roast battle with Mike Lawrence gets retold. 47:30 Mike Lawrence Wikipedia Landed the iceberg line in that roast battle. 47:38 Henry Cho Wikipedia · The Comedian List The AI-built promo photo of Brian looks like a Henry Cho pose. 1:06:40 Dabo Swinney Wikipedia Who one of the AI hair-swap photos looks like. 1:11:40 Andre Walker Wikipedia Oprah’s hairstylist, whose hair-type system sorts hair into four types. 1:13:06 William Lee Golden Wikipedia The Oak Ridge Boys singer who says even a long beard stops growing eventually. 1:18:06 LeBron James Wikipedia Named in the balding-athletes talk and again in the hair-transplant speculation. 1:21:40 Michael Jordan Wikipedia Proof that some of the biggest athletes are bald. 1:21:45 Marie Antoinette Wikipedia The namesake of the syndrome where hair suddenly turns white. 1:23:00 Louis XIII Wikipedia The French king who started the wig trend in the 1620s to cover premature balding. 1:26:19 John Cena Wikipedia Named among celebrities who have talked about their hair transplants. 1:31:05 Joel McHale Wikipedia · The Comedian List Also named among celebrities who have talked about hair transplants. 1:31:10 Brian Urlacher Wikipedia Went from his trademark bald head to a full head of hair. 1:31:20 Amanda Bynes Wikipedia She’s the Man comes up, and Dusty calls her his generation’s Audrey Hepburn. 1:35:45 Ryan Sickler His Honeydew podcast is named for the leftover fruit, which Brian happens to love. 1:38:30 Samson Wikipedia The Bible story of strength tied to never cutting his hair. 1:41:20 Jesse Shwayder Wikipedia Founder of Samsonite, who named an early suitcase after Samson. 1:45:00 John Crist Wikipedia · The Comedian List A photo from his show looks like a hair-transplant ad. 1:47:30 Farrah Fawcett Wikipedia Her feathered blowout defined 1970s hair. 1:52:15 Charlie Daniels Wikipedia “Long Haired Country Boy” tops Dusty’s list of country songs about hair. 1:54:20 Willie Nelson Wikipedia Red Headed Stranger makes the list too. 1:54:30 Jimmy Buffett Wikipedia “Pencil Thin Mustache” gets added at the end. 1:55:32 David Allan Coe Wikipedia “Long-Haired Redneck” closes out the list. 1:55:37 Show more Want this section to go deeper? 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Take Your Shoes Off EP 373 with Romesh Ranganathan
Take Your Shoes Off

Romesh Ranganathan | Take Your Shoes Off #373

Take Your Shoes Off · Episode #373 · Host: Rick Glassman · Guest: Romesh Ranganathan · Published Sep 27 2026 · Runtime 2:09:36 · Watch: YouTube Chapters People Products Overview Places Ads Chapters 1:45 Instant Hydration + Blue Chew cold-open reads. 2:27 Ricky’s On The Loose — London sleepover series. 7:32 Captain Britain / 2000 AD / Judge Dredd comics chat. 23:28 Tired on tour — London shows vs UK stretch. 26:32 British cuisine / waffle-word bit. 30:36 Mid-ep Blue Chew + Instant Hydration reads. 40:00 Craft, boundaries, and how Romesh sees the room. 49:23 Cross-pod love — Rick on The Romesh Ranganathan Show. 1:13:25 Imposter syndrome / work-load honesty. 1:37:30 Deep friendship vs bit panic. 1:55:00 Soft close — tour / follow plugs. Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. People Rick Glassman Official site · Tour / email list · The Comedian List Host. London sleepover series; Ricky’s On The Loose tour; shoes-off with Romesh. 2:27 Romesh Ranganathan Wikipedia Guest — The Romesh Ranganathan Show swap; British comics; craft & boundaries. 7:32 Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. Products Judge Dredd [DVD] — 2000 AD / British comics table. Amazon 9:06 Captain America: The First Avenger [DVD] — Captain Britain compare. Amazon 8:01 Straight Outta Crawley — Romesh Ranganathan Amazon 7:32 Instant Hydration — code TAISO · 40%+ off first subscription as read. Official site 1:45 Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. Overview In London for a Sleepover Series while Ricky’s On The Loose, Rick sits shoes-off with Romesh Ranganathan after a mutual podcast swap — British comics, tour fatigue, craft vs boundaries, and the kind of friendship bit that almost ruins the vibe. Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. Places London — Sleepover Series studio; UK tour stretch. 23:28 England — cuisine / waffle-word culture bits. 26:32 Tour — rickglassman.com · email list. 2:27 Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. Ads Instant Hydration (1:45) — instanthydration.com/tyso · code TAISO · 40%+ off first subscription as read. Blue Chew (2:08) — bluechew.com · code TAISO · buy 2 months Gold, get 3rd free + 10% off first as read. Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. Show notes are a summary, not a full transcript. As an Amazon Associate we earn from qualifying purchases. Links on this page may be affiliate links through Amazon and other partner programs we participate in now or in the future. If you buy through those links, we may earn a commission at no extra cost to you.

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