We Might Be Drunk

WMBD We Might Be Drunk Podcast with Greg Fitzsimmons: Tour Tales, Tipping & The Art of Comedy Patton Oswalt Gets Not Drunk with Sam Morril & Mark Normand – We Might Be Drunk Podcast Mike Lawrence & Mike Vecchione on We Might Be Drunk | Full Episode Notes Podcast Episode Details We Might Be Drunk Podcast (Greg Fitzsimmons w/ Mark Normand & Sam Morril) Hosts Mark Normand Sam Morril Guest Greg Fitzsimmons Episode Number Not Specified Air Date Aug 24, 2025 Episode Summary & Topics The We Might Be Drunk Podcast episode featuring guest Greg Fitzsimmons covers a variety of topics, often blending personal anecdotes with observations on the comedy industry and modern life. The episode can be segmented and summarized as follows: Main Topics and Themes 00:00 – 02:30: Opening & Greg Fitzsimmons Joins / Fitzsimmons, Spaghettes, and Boston Comedy’s Sobering Past Mark Normand and Sam Morril welcome Greg Fitzsimmons, an old friend and fellow comedian, noting his early recognition in the New York comedy scene. They try a drink called a “spaghette,” described as Miller High Life beer with Campari, jokingly referring to it as the “Aperol Spritz for men”. Greg Fitzsimmons reveals his 35 years of sobriety, leading to a discussion about the Boston comedy scene where young comics with driver’s licenses would transport headliners with DUIs to gigs outside the city. 02:30 – 05:50: Early Days in Comedy & New York Stories / Comedy Origins and the Rat Nightmare The comedians reminisce about the tough early days of their careers in New York and Boston, including the struggle for stage time and recognition. Greg shares an anecdote about the “spaghette” drink and his sobriety. Sam Morril begins a lengthy and comedic story about a rat infestation in his apartment, detailing his terrifying experience and subsequent attempts to get rid of it. 05:50 – 09:40: The Spaghette Drink & Sober Stories / Wild Nights, Cocaine, and Rat Nightmares The discussion revisits the “spaghette” drink, with the hosts playfully trying to get Greg to taste it, while he reaffirms his sobriety. Greg shares a personal story about his past cocaine use, noting that being broke helped him quit due to the expense. Sam Morril continues his rat nightmare saga, describing his frustration with exterminators and a frightening experience of thinking the rat was in his bed. 09:40 – 13:10: Wild Nights, Cocaine, and Young Comics / Sheen, Spoofs, and the Rat Nightmare Greg discusses his past cocaine use, highlighting its expense as a “brake” on the habit. The conversation transitions to Charlie Sheen’s role in Scary Movie 3 and the comedic style of spoof movies, praising the “dead straight” delivery of actors like Leslie Nielsen and George Kennedy in The Naked Gun. Sam Morril continues his rat problem narrative, detailing his difficulties with exterminators and a harrowing account of a friend who killed a rat by pushing a dresser into it. 13:10 – 20:00: Charlie Sheen, Scary Movie, Spoof Movies / Naked Gun, Comedy Acting & Old School Jokes The comedians delve into spoof movies, discussing the comedic genius of Leslie Nielsen in The Naked Gun and the importance of deadpan delivery. They recount a joke about “manslaughter” from the film. The challenges of writing a new hour of stand-up comedy are discussed, emphasizing the discipline required to start from scratch and avoid old material. Sam Morril provides further updates on his rat saga, including the exterminator bringing hockey sticks to kill the rats. 20:00 – 27:00: Naked Gun, Comedy Acting & Old School Jokes / Rat Nightmares & Exterminator Adventures The discussion on spoof movies continues, with comparisons of Leslie Nielsen’s “dead straight” delivery to other comedians trying to “juice it”. Sam Morril further details his escalating war against the rat, including the “Rat King” exterminator using hockey sticks, and a friend’s story of killing a rat with a dresser. 27:00 – 34:40: Rat Nightmares & Exterminator Adventures / Rat Tales & NYC Pest Control Sam’s rat saga reaches new levels, with discussions about finding competent exterminators, his nightmare of a rat in his bed, and other rat experiences shared by friends. They joke about the exterminator’s brutal methods, including using hockey sticks, and jokingly refer to him as the “Rat King”. 34:40 – 42:10: Rat Tales & NYC Pest Control / NYC Boroughs, Dive Bars & Local Culture The rat infestation in Sam’s apartment remains a central topic, with stories about various exterminators and shared rat experiences. The conversation shifts to the craft of stand-up comedy, particularly the challenges of writing new material and gaining momentum, comparing it to starting a bicycle. They discuss the ephemeral nature of topical jokes (e.g., Olympics material) and the value of “evergreen” jokes, mentioning the New York Post as a “premise machine” for material. 42:10 – 47:50: NYC Boroughs, Dive Bars & Local Culture / NYC’s Controversial Planner and Comedy Craft The hosts and guest discuss Robert Moses, a powerful and controversial urban planner in New York City, referencing the book The Power Broker. They highlight his racist legacy, such as building low overpasses to prevent city buses from reaching Jones Beach. The conversation returns to comedy writing and touring, emphasizing the discipline of creating new material and using the New York Post as a “premise machine”. They briefly mention touring in Dayton, Ohio, humorously calling it “methy as fuck”. 47:50 – 53:00: “Naked Gun” & Spoof Movie Humor / Growing Up: Old NY, High School Stories The discussion focuses on The Naked Gun and the art of spoof movie humor, particularly the effectiveness of casting serious dramatic actors like Leslie Nielsen in comedic roles for a deadpan delivery. They share jokes from the movie and mention Scary Movie 3 and Airplane!. A sponsored segment for the clothing brand Quint is included. 53:00 – 57:50: Growing Up: Old NY, High School Stories Greg Fitzsimmons shares stories about growing up in Tarrytown, New York, a town he describes as having a “right and wrong side of the tracks” dynamic. He

WMBD Patton Oswalt Gets Not Drunk with Sam Morril & Mark Normand – We Might Be Drunk Podcast Mike Lawrence & Mike Vecchione on We Might Be Drunk | Full Episode Notes 🎙️ Episode Metadata Episode Title: Patton Oswalt with Sam Morril & Mark Normand – We Might Be Drunk Podcast Episode Number: Not provided Hosts: Sam Morril & Mark Normand Guest: Patton Oswalt Release Date: August 17, 2025 Special Format Notes: This was an early-morning recording, noted by the hosts. There were some microphone issues in the beginning. 🧠 Main Topics & Themes Life on the Road & Venue Experiences: Touring mishaps, club “vibes” & rules, opening for music acts, and the grind. Patton’s publicist driving to the wrong venue for his “tour doc”; London audience let in mid‑set thinking he was ambient music; the lingering “shiny wet stain” from Gallagher at Count Basie Theater. The Craft of Comedy: Joke writing, alt rooms vs. clubs, audio‑only specials in a visual‑first world, social media/cancel culture headwinds, and peer feedback loops. Impressions & Impersonators: Dan Soder, Kevin Pollak, prank stories, and the lineage of impersonation (e.g., James Brown starting as a Little Richard impersonator). Film & Pop Culture Commentary: Cult picks like Death Bed: The Bed That Eats and Andy Milligan; mainstream like The Nice Guys; adapting source material; directorial style quirks; Patton’s obsession with cinematic connections. True Crime & Personal Connection: Michelle McNamara’s I’ll Be Gone in the Dark, media’s role in cold cases, and the personal impact on Patton. Social Commentary & Modern Life: Pervasive social media/TMI, relationships in the digital age, solitude vs. crowds, and reality TV’s manufactured drama. ⏱️ Episode Segmentation (Clickable Timestamps) Tip: Set your YouTube URL in the small script below and these timestamps will auto‑link. 00:00–00:29 Patton joins: tour talk, “tour doc” filming; Count Basie Center in Red Bank, NJ (Lily Tomlin, Ali Wong also played here). 00:30–16:54 Hosts’ tour stories; Addison, TX club “no‑mic‑stand” rule; how club “vibes” shape sets. 16:55–30:00 Big Fan tour memories; the publicist character’s real‑life inspiration; tales of getting “banned.” 30:01–45:00 Career grind, club managers, old‑school comics (Gallagher) and the current state of stand‑up. 45:01–60:00 Cult/Classic films (Death Bed, Andy Milligan) → True crime: I’ll Be Gone in the Dark & the Golden State Killer. 60:01–87:02 Favorite comics/albums; TV vs. stand‑up writing; more audio‑only specials; awkward fan encounter about true crime; plugs for Patton’s special & book. 🔁 Recurring Themes & Callbacks The Comedian’s Life on the Road: Tour hardships and oddities frame many stories. Patton’s “Tour Doc” Thread: Ongoing filming provides humorous context for travel mishaps. True Crime / Michelle McNamara: Frequent references to I’ll Be Gone in the Dark and GSK — sometimes uncomfortably — as a running bit. “Benign Neglect”: Explicit callback to a prior episode concept. Audience Expectations & Engagement: Adapting to diverse crowds, especially when known from TV. Evolution of Comedy: Social media’s influence and shifting norms as a constant undercurrent. 🧍 People Mentioned This episode features a wide cast of individuals — from the hosts and guest to celebrities, comedians, directors, true crime figures, and more. 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WMBD Mike Lawrence & Mike Vecchione on We Might Be Drunk | Full Episode Notes Summary Hosts Sam Morril and Mark Normand are joined by comedians Mike Lawrence and Mike Vecchione. The episode features the hosts and guests reminiscing about their early days in the New York City comedy scene, sharing wild anecdotes from various clubs, and discussing the struggles of the comedy industry. Topics range from their comedy heroes to the frustrations of selling a TV show with actor Brian Cox. The comedians also talk about pop culture, parenting, and their upcoming tour dates. Guests Profile Mike Lawrence Mike Lawrence is a comedian and the guest on this episode. He is one of Sam Morril’s oldest comedy friends. He is also the host of the podcast “Nerd of Mouth”. He discusses his experiences writing for award shows and his creative process. Mike Vecchione Mike Vecchione is a comedian and guest on the podcast. He joins the hosts to promote his new YouTube special, “Low-Income White”. He and Sam Morril share their ongoing struggle to sell a TV show with actor Brian Cox attached. He is also part of a Euro tour with Sam Morril. Overview This episode of the “We Might Be Drunk” podcast features a reunion of comedians and friends, with hosts Sam Morril and Mark Normand joined by guests Mike Lawrence and Mike Vecchione. The conversation begins with Lawrence being introduced as one of Sam Morril’s oldest friends in comedy. They share formative stories from the early New York City comedy scene, recalling clubs like Mo Pitkins (The Pit) and Auto Shrunken Head, and mentioning fellow comedians like Zach Sims. A significant segment focuses on wild anecdotes from NYC clubs, including a tense confrontation Mark Normand had during Obama’s 2009 inauguration night in Harlem. They also vividly describe Mocha’s Lounge (Smokey’s), a club where the owner, Smokey Suarez, would “trash” comedians who bombed. The discussion moves to comedy heroes, with Sean Patton being praised as a “beacon of hope” for his generation. They reflect on the “wilderness years” of comedy, a period of building one’s act in front of peers, and contrast this with the modern era of posting content online. A frustrating aspect of the entertainment industry is highlighted as Sam Morril and Mike Vecchione share their 18-month struggle to sell a TV show, despite having actor Brian Cox attached. The episode includes humorous anecdotes about Hollywood, such as Brian Cox’s non-method acting and Jared Leto’s extreme method acting for Suicide Squad. They also discuss movies, pop culture, and changing sensitivities in comedy, noting that films like Rush Hour now have disclaimers for “outdated jokes”. Later segments delve into nostalgia for 90s sitcoms like The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air and Family Matters, and the evolution of voice acting on shows like The Simpsons. They share more comedy club memories, including the sad story of an open micer named Gowi, who had a line cut from the 30 Rock finale and watched it from a homeless shelter. The conversation turns to roast battles, with Mike Lawrence recounting a brutal roast of Ralphie May and the shift to more personal attacks. Mike Lawrence, known for his prolific writing, discusses his creative process and the challenges of writing for TV. They touch on the impact of social media on comedy and express exhaustion with the prevalence of Trump jokes. The episode concludes with a rapid-fire list of pet peeves, a discussion about parenting and Mike Lawrence’s official autism diagnosis at 38, and a mention of upcoming tour dates and their Bodega Whiskey brand. Timestamps & Segment Breakdown 00:00 — Comedy Reunion & Early Days Mike Lawrence is introduced as a long-time friend of Sam Morril, and the group reminisces about their early days in the New York City comedy scene and performing at venues like Mo Pitkins. 06:00 — Stories from NYC Comedy Clubs Mark Normand recounts a tense confrontation he had during Obama’s inauguration night in Harlem. The comedians also discuss Mocha’s Lounge, an “inclusive but insensitive” club run by Smokey Suarez. 14:00 — Comedy Heroes & Finding Your Voice The group praises comedian Sean Patton and reflects on the “wilderness years” of comedy. 25:00 — Behind the Scenes: The Comedy Industry Sam Morril and Mike Vecchione discuss their ongoing 18-month struggle to sell a TV show, even with actor Brian Cox attached, and express frustration with Hollywood’s slow pace. 32:00 — Brian Cox, Method Acting, & Hollywood Tales The conversation covers different acting styles, contrasting Brian Cox’s non-method approach with Jeremy Strong’s method acting. They also share humorous anecdotes about Jared Leto and Jim Carrey. 41:00 — Movies, Reviews, and Comedy in Pop Culture The comedians discuss various films, praise actor Gary Oldman, and note the changing sensitivities in comedy, such as disclaimers on old movies like Rush Hour. 50:00 — Sitcoms, Childhood TV, and Nostalgia A nostalgic look back at 90s sitcoms like The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air and Diff’rent Strokes. They also talk about voice acting and societal norms of the past. 58:00 — Comedy Club Memories & Touring Stories More anecdotes from their early comedy careers are shared, including a sad story about an open micer named Gowi and the evolution of Colin Kane’s persona. 01:06:00 — Roast Battles and Writing Tough Jokes Mike Lawrence delves into the intense nature of comedy roast battles, specifically one with Ralphie May, and the shift from lighthearted roasts to personal attacks. 01:15:00 — Crafting Comedy & The Writing Process The group discusses the challenges of constantly developing new material. 01:25:00 — Topical Jokes, Twitter, and Political Comedy They express exhaustion with Trump jokes and analyze the impact of social media, particularly Twitter, on comedy writing. 01:32:00 — Pet Peeves: Life’s Everyday Annoyances A rapid-fire list of personal pet peeves, including people who respond with “Who me?” when directly addressed. 01:39:00 — Parenting, Kids’ Content, & Autism Awareness The comedians discuss parenting challenges. Mike Lawrence shares his official autism diagnosis at 38 and talks about his podcast,