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We Might Be Drunk Podcast Gaten Matarazzo & Sean Giambrone on Child Stardom, Star Wars & Gen Z Sobriety Mark Normand & Sam Morril  ·  1:29:28  ·  Full Episode Notes Netflix Top 10, Oscar diversity mandates, creepy fan encounters, Lego Jedi debates, and why Gen Z is quietly canceling alcohol — all in one episode. Full timestamps, sponsor codes, quotes, and clip breakdowns below. 01 Quick Reference 3 Best Quotes ⭐ “Movies are like magazines — they might be out soon, which is a sad state of affairs.” — Sam ⭐ “Diversity is great as long as it’s not forced — it gets weird when you need a spreadsheet to cast a movie.” — Mark ⭐ “I don’t enjoy the rabbit holes — I’m not even logged into my account on my phone.” — Gaten Top Books This Episode Train Dreams — Denis Johnson (~17:00) The Caine Mutiny — Herman Wouk (~42:00) All Quiet on the Western Front — Remarque (~43:00) Where’s Papa? — Robert Klane (~43:00) Being There — Jerzy Kosiński (~26:00) Active Sponsor Codes WMBBD — 20% off Willie’s Remedy+ DRUNK — 20% off Lucy pouches DRUNK — 60% off Tempo Meals first box Shopify — $1/month trial at /drunk Ethos — quote at ethos.com/DRUNK 02 Episode Overview Mark Normand and Sam Morril open with Mark’s Netflix special None Too Pleased cracking the Top 10, then pivot into Seth Meyers stories, Conan’s Oscar hosting, and a heated debate on the Academy’s new diversity mandates for Best Picture eligibility. The conversation ranges from Timothée Chalamet’s bizarre ballet controversy to Doja Cat’s rare moment of social-media self-awareness. When Sean Giambrone (The Goldbergs) arrives, the episode shifts into old-Hollywood nostalgia — George Segal memories, Cary Grant hypnotist rumors, and a deep rec stack of overlooked 70s films. Gaten Matarazzo (Stranger Things, Lego Star Wars) joins next, triggering the episode’s best section: child stardom’s dark side, the “crush since you were 13” phenomenon, social media detox strategies, and why Gen Z is quietly abandoning alcohol. All four close on pet peeves — plane feet, rude customers, cosplay at serious theater — before Mark and Sam plug their touring schedules. Sean and Gaten’s stoner comedy Pizza Movie (Hulu/Disney+) is the connective thread throughout. 03 Top Quotes & Soundbites ” ⭐ Movies are like magazines. They might be out soon, which is a sad state of affairs. Sam Morril · ~22:00 · On theatrical decline ” ⭐ Diversity is great as long as it’s not forced. It gets weird when you need a spreadsheet to cast a movie. Mark Normand · ~31:00 · On Oscar representation rules ” ⭐ I’m not even logged into my account on my phone. I don’t enjoy the rabbit holes. Gaten Matarazzo · ~34:00 · On stepping off social media ” ⭐ I once broke up with a girl for being rude to a bartender. I couldn’t let it go. Sam Morril · ~1:22:04 · On character judgment ” ⭐ Planes are public transportation. That’s what planes are. Sean Giambrone · ~1:21:14 · On in-flight etiquette ” ⭐ Anytime we tell a sex story on stage, something has to go wrong. Sam Morril · ~1:09:09 · On comedy structure ” We invested in silent films and the talkies took over. Mark Normand · On launching Bodega Cat whiskey as Gen Z goes sober ” You’re going to need a clipboard and a spreadsheet to make a movie now. Mark Normand · ~31:24 · On compliance-driven casting 04 Timestamp Directory 00:00 Netflix Special & Early Banter ⭐ None Too Pleased hits Top 10; Drake hot-sauce lore 02:00 Canceled Episode Speculation Mystery guest teasing; Reddit rumors denied 05:00 Comedy & Late-Night Grind ⭐ Shay Shay, Zach Lowe’s pod, edgy jokes vs. “people upstairs” 09:00 Seth Meyers Stories Generosity, joke-writing, Beacon show; late-night pre-interviews 13:00 Oscars & Conan’s Hosting Michael B. Jordan bits, DiCaprio career-vs-Oscar calculus 17:00 Ballet, Opera & Doja Cat Chalamet ballet pile-on; Doja’s rare public apology 22:00 Hollywood Diversity & Oscar Rules ⭐ New Best Picture mandates; “Daily Wire Oscars” prediction 26:00 Filming Costs & Locations Budapest vs. California; Thomas Edison pushes Hollywood west 33:00 Ad Block: Ethos / Willie’s / Shopify Life insurance, THC tonic, and Shopify’s $1 trial 37:00 Introducing Sean & Pizza Movie Hulu/Disney+ stoner comedy; SXSW premiere 42:00 Old Movies & George Segal Goldbergs, Cary Grant hypnotist story, 100-yr-old nona’s film taste 49:00 Gaten Joins & Star Wars ⭐ Lego Star Wars Jedi; Empire vs. prequels vs. Rogue One 56:00 Fame & Odd Messages “Crush since 13” story; gender double standards; pedo-repellent arm hair 1:03:00 Child Actors, Auditions & Serial Killer Casting Dark audition offers; how environment breaks child stars 1:11:00 Gen Z vs. Alcohol & Phones Liquor sales dropping; social media as behavioral deterrent 1:18:00 Pet Peeves & Etiquette ⭐ Plane feet; rude customers; cosplay at serious theater 1:23:00 Upcoming Shows & International Tour Mark: Lexington, Fort Lauderdale, Providence; Sam: LA, Verona, Lisbon 1:27:00 Outro Song & Vibe Original WMBD outro; plugs for Bodega Cat and Patreon 05 People Mentioned Co-Host · Stand-Up Mark Normand Netflix special None Too Pleased just cracked the Top 10. Touring heavily; creator of Bodega Cat Whiskey. Discusses late-night TV, Oscars, and pet peeves throughout. Tickets → Co-Host · Stand-Up Sam Morril Knicks superfan, podcast fixture, touring US and Europe. Shares a cut Stephen A./Epstein joke and introduces the “near enemy” concept. Broke up with a girl over waiter rudeness. Tickets → Guest · Actor Sean Giambrone The Goldbergs (10 seasons), voice of Jeff on Clarence, co-lead of Pizza Movie. Shares George Segal stories, Italian-name chest-hair riffs, and old-movie recommendations. Guest · Actor Gaten Matarazzo Stranger Things, Dear Evan Hansen (Broadway), Lego Star Wars: Rebuild the Galaxy, co-lead of Pizza Movie. Discusses social media detox, Gen Z drinking trends, and Dark Side of fame. Referenced · Late-Night Host Seth Meyers Praised for comedian-friendly generosity. Once vouched for Mark on a date. Steak dinner at Chelsea Hotel and Beacon show anecdote. Mark calls him genuinely funny off-camera. Referenced ·

⚡ Quick Reference Guest Adam Carolla — Comedian, podcaster, vintage car racer Top Quotes “Too much choice makes people miserable.” “I do the opposite of what my parents would do.” “You’re on a first-name basis with the judge.” Top Films Discussed Rush · The Last Picture Show · Star 80 · F1 Sponsors & Deals Shopify — $1/mo trial at shopify.com/drunk Tempo Meals — 60% off at TempoMeals.com/DRUNK Lucy Breakers — 20% off at Lucy.co/DRUNK Quo — Free trial + 20% off at quo.com/WMBD Top Products Bodega Cat Whiskey · Porsche 935 collectibles 43 People 13 Products 15 Films/Shows 10+ Concepts 48 Quotes 8+ Takeaways We Might Be Drunk Podcast Adam Carolla: Scotch, Split Screens & Awkward Interviews 📅 March 1, 2026 ⏱ 1h 29m 🎙 Hosts: Mark Normand & Sam Morril Guest: Adam Carolla — Veteran comedian and broadcaster, former co-host of The Man Show, prolific podcaster and vintage car racer/collector. Mark Normand and Sam Morril sit down with Adam Carolla for a relentlessly bit-heavy hang that swings from dating apps and internet porn to parenting, gender, and why too much choice makes everyone miserable. A huge chunk of the episode is Carolla’s car-guy world: racing historic Porsches, the Paul Newman 935, and the now-infamous story of Jerry Seinfeld repeatedly refusing to walk 100 feet to look at his Le Mans-winning car. They weave in nanny and affair scandals, “rich man / poor man” class jokes, and a long run on bathrooms, public-toilet etiquette, and petty social peeves. 🎯 Listen if you care about: stand-up comedy process, vintage Porsches and racing, Jerry Seinfeld lore, dating apps and modern relationships, parenting and gender debates, everyday social peeves and bathroom design. 📍 Timestamp Directory 00:00:00Cold open — afternoon Scotch, Bodega Cat whiskey plugs, Adam riffs on Mark’s nerdy “California split screen” desktop plus a bizarre Elliot Gould reference. 00:02:30⭐ Adam tells the story of his painfully awkward live Elliot Gould interview; breaks down guests and morning DJs who manufacture personality by being negative. 00:06:00Negging, dating apps & bad openers — they compare contrarian guests to dates who “neg,” pivot into Bumble, terrible openers, and why too much choice makes everyone less happy. 00:13:00Internet porn, options overload & aging libido — long bit on infinite porn scroll, never finishing, over-optimizing sessions, hotel room marathons. 00:18:00Lube addiction & shower technique — Adam’s semi-serious “dad talk” about not getting addicted to lube, learning to finish standing up. 00:20:00⭐ Schwarzenegger’s nanny & pirate outfit — infamous maid photo, roast the pirate costume, argue his cheating is baked into the same personality that made him Mr. Olympia. 00:23:00Mark’s nanny setup & Tiger Woods’ wife — non-English-speaking nanny strategy, Tiger/Elin Nordegren detour about insanely hot nannies and marital booby traps. 00:27:00Nanny fantasies, male nannies & movie logic — cartoonish “ham under a box” nanny trap, how unrealistic hot nannies would be in films, rare male nannies. 00:31:00MILF porn, opposites & getting caught — plausible deniability with spouse, Mark’s dad catching him, Sam’s dad finding “Older Rod Riders,” Adam’s gay “Cult Roundup” booklet. 00:34:30Cult Roundup, gay panic & early woke parents — keeping the booklet as a collector’s item, imagining dad worrying he’s gay, contrasting with early-woke family. 00:38:00Kids, early same-sex crushes & school dynamics — Sam kissing a boy in all-boys school, mom’s instant “you’re not gay” response. 00:40:00⭐ LA, transitions & boy-girl twins policy — Adam’s “policy”: if daughter transitions to boy, son must transition to girl to keep symmetry. 00:41:00Parenting, kids becoming “people” — teens finally become fun adult hangout partners, dark detour into boring kids’ conversation. 00:44:00Seinfeld’s car-guy regrets & Adam’s son — Seinfeld wishing his son was a car guy; Adam’s son never playing football. 00:48:00Football saved my life & flag vs “flag” — Pop Warner saving him from becoming a statistic, why he doesn’t force his son. 00:52:00Car talk, Laguna Seca & Porsche 935 setup — deep dive into the Rolex Historics, Adam’s Paul Newman-driven 935, its Daytona/Le Mans pedigree. 00:56:00⭐ Rennsport, Seinfeld’s Porsches & The Snub — Adam invites Jerry to walk 25 yards to see the legendary 935, Jerry says “I’m good” repeatedly. 01:01:00Playing the Seinfeld clip & breaking it down — they play Jerry’s podcast explanation, analyze his stance, debate who’s unreasonable. 01:03:00Sponsor block — Lucy nicotine pouches, Quo business phones, Tempo prepared meals, Shopify. 01:08:00⭐ Pet peeves: Chicken Marsala guy & sweater price guy — Mark rants about forced food reactions, the “guess how much” ego game. 01:12:00″You don’t remember me” & slow walkers — the power move, plus friends who tag along but walk painfully slow. 01:16:00Toilet paper rolls, public dispensers & boutique bathrooms — giant rolls that don’t spin, thin paper, insanely loud airport dispensers, barn-door bathrooms. 01:20:00⭐ Pissing on TP rolls & Singapore justice — people who pee on public rolls are society’s true monsters; jokes they should be executed. 01:24:00Penn Station piss, trains & setup for clip — Sam’s puddle-of-pee bathroom story. 01:26:30Seinfeld clip (fuller version) & Family Guy bit — mock Elon Gold’s impression, note how Seinfeld gently reframes Adam as pushy. 01:30:00Seinfeld’s meanness, punching down & Louis C.K. — how mean Seinfeld characters really are, Louis’s defense of punching down. 01:33:00⭐ Jay Leno: fires, crashes & Jackass energy — Leno set himself on fire with a steam car, clotheslined on a sidecar, rolled the Hemi Under Glass. 01:38:00More 935 talk, auction money & rich man / poor man — circle back to the 935’s value, transition into Seinfeld and Leno calling it his signature bit. 01:43:00⭐ Performing the Rich Man / Poor Man bit — first-name basis with the judge, knowing copper prices, your own fragrance, “have you checked his trailer?” 01:47:00⭐ Kim Kardashian “gets you off” closer — she either gets you off sexually or gets you out of jail via prison reform. 01:50:00Character story: refusing the VIP bathroom — Adam ignoring a porta-potty with his name on it, using regular ones instead. 01:53:00F1 movie vs Rush & racing portrayals — F1 is cheesy but well-shot, Rush is tighter, the