Are You Garbage

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast · Show Notes Back in the Basement! H. Foley & Kevin Ryan 1:09:01 Runtime Patreon Q&A Episode 2 Sponsors Top Products & Affiliate Links 👖 The Perfect Jean — Code: GARBAGE15 (15% off) 🛒 Shopify — $1/month trial 🍕 Franzone’s Pizza — Conshohocken, PA 🍦 Ben & Jerry’s Chocolate Fudge Brownie 🍦 Turkey Hill Chocolate Chip Ice Cream Best Quotes Preview ⭐ “You killed my dog!” — H. Foley ⭐ “Chicken so good you’ll answer an application.” — Kevin Ryan ⭐ “Two scoops. What am I, a bowl of raisin bran?” — H. Foley You’ll Love This If… Dysfunctional-but-loving family dynamics Blue-collar mall stories and suburban dad life Patreon garbage debates (plungers, buckets, baking sheets) 10+Products 20+People 25+Topics 7Patreon Q&As 1. Episode Overview The hosts are literally back in Foley’s basement after flood and leak damage wrecked their newer studio — and they lean into the chaos with stories about insurance games, Easter candy atrocities, a deeply anxious mall massage, and suburban dad problems. They mix two sponsor reads with personal stories that run the full range from Uber Eats ice cream emergencies to plunger placement philosophy. The back half shifts into Patreon “Are You Garbage?” questions, where Kevin and Foley debate baking sheets vs. cookie sheets, appropriate plunger storage, orange Home Depot buckets as trash cans, faking pink eye at work, and the legitimacy of a hands-free steering alignment test. It’s a pure family episode — no outside guest — and one of their most relaxed, story-driven installments. Flooded studio & basement comeback Foley’s mom Patty & Easter candy Mall massage saga at Serene Blue Suburban homeowner problems Everyday class markers & kitchen gear Patreon garbage hypotheticals 2. Top Quotes & Soundbites ” You killed my dog! H. Foley · ~00:28:10 · Combat/service dog emotional riff ” Chicken so good you’ll answer an application. Kevin Ryan · ~01:01:40 · On loving Wings To Go so much you end up working there ” Two scoops. What am I, a bowl of raisin bran? H. Foley · ~00:09:00 · On Patty’s inadequate ice cream portioning ” You leave it there so the other ones know. There’s a wolf in the house. Kevin Ryan · ~00:55:00 · On skid marks as dominance display ” This is comedy purposes and we’re on a comeback. H. Foley · ~00:14:50 · Justifying indulgent Uber Eats order while down 75 pounds ” I was nine doing structural work. No permit. H. Foley · ~00:30:40 · On building childhood forts ” I should be one huge pink eye. H. Foley · ~00:34:50 · On his poop-adjacent lifestyle 3. Timestamp Directory 00:00:00 Back on the Block tour & leak setup ★Road dates + basement flood announcement 00:01:15 Aunt Tooty’s slip-and-fall insurance play Neck brace waiting for the adjuster 00:04:05 Basement jammed up & G.I. Joe toys at risk Steam cleaning, sanding, hopes for one-time basement ep 00:06:00 Crisis eating & neighbors’ gift baskets Emotional eating, expecting community support 00:07:40 Patty, Easter candy bowl from hell & Franzone’s Pizza ★Black licorice jelly beans, pill candies, sweet pie pickup 00:10:10 Ice cream fight: two scoops vs man-sized servings NCIS together, portion battle with Patty 00:12:30 Turkey Hill & Uber Eats Ben & Jerry’s rescue Ordering a pint + French toast sizzly to meet minimum 00:16:00 Hidden Easter candy & candy as bear bait Patty’s suspected decoy candy bowl theory 00:17:46 AD: The Perfect Jean ★Code GARBAGE15 · 15% off · stretchy yoga-ready denim 00:19:16 AD: Shopify & AYG merch $1/month trial · shopify.com/garbage 00:20:39 Tampa weekend recap & pre-trip stress Mostly sold-out shows; Friday loosened things up 00:24:00 Mall massage saga: Serene Blue, Oxford Valley Mall ★Service dogs, sting fears, empty mall, closed doors 00:31:00 Inside the massage & “please keep underwear on” sign Hot-stone treatment, heavy tip, joke about next time 00:36:00 Diarrhea on the plane & Zapbound side effects AirPods “defragging” his brain; weight-loss drug blame 00:41:00 Patreon family episode announcement Q&A mode begins; join Patreon to get on air 00:43:30 Baking sheet vs cookie sheet vs sheet pan ★Nicholas asks; ridged vs flat; “cookie sheet” = trashy/nostalgic 00:47:40 Old kitchen gear & sentimental bowls 40-year-old utensils; silver mixing bowls Foley won’t give up 00:53:10 Plunger placement & skid-mark etiquette Main bath vs garage; toilet brush debate; wolf in the house 00:57:40 Pink eye faking & self-inflicted infections Faking illness to leave shifts; cart duty backfire 01:02:20 Takeout container hierarchy: styrofoam vs foil Wings To Go styrofoam; tinfoil ducks = high-end 01:05:50 Orange Home Depot buckets, tool caddies & steering test ★Bucket as bathroom trash; alignment test; broken headphones; sign-off 4. People Mentioned Co-Host / Primary Storyteller H. Foley New York–based stand-up comic. Drives the basement flood story, Patty visits, mall massage saga, treehouse debate, and most Patreon answers. Co-Host Kevin Ryan Stand-up comic. Reads Patreon questions, riffs on class markers, challenges Foley’s logic, and adds his own home/family experiences. Foley’s Mom Patty Central to the Easter candy and ice cream segments. Sets out a candy bowl of “black licorice jelly beans and pill-like candies.” Watches NCIS and David Muir nightly. Foley’s Aunt Aunt Tooty Her slip-and-fall lawsuit settlement funded the studio addition. Now jokingly depicted lying in a neck brace to maximize the leak insurance claim. Foley’s Wife / Partner Denise Lives in the suburbs (the Burb). Mentioned in the treehouse planning discussion and tree work consultation. Jokingly accused of “red-pilling” Patty via Jesse Watters. Foley’s Child Kip The treehouse debate centers on building something for him in their backyard. Foley wrestles with DIY vs. hiring a pro to give Kip a better experience than he had. Producer / Crew Luke On the couch in the basement, helps with new equipment. Confirms “sheet pan” as the correct term during the baking sheet debate. Producer / Crew Diesel Tech side of the operation; working on equipment upgrades; laughs along with bits throughout the episode. Historical Figure / Quoted John Adams “I study war and politics so my children can study poetry and

AYG AYG – Andrew Santino Returns Back in the Basement – Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast with Kevin Ryan & H. Foley Ralph Barbosa Seeks Redemption – Are You Garbage – Podcast Show Notes Air Date: August 10, 2025 SUMMARY: The “Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast” features hosts Kevin Ryan and H. Foley engaging in a lighthearted and often humorous discussion with comedian Ralph Barbosa. The podcast, available on various platforms including YouTube and Spotify, explores whether guests are “classy individuals or absolute trash” through anecdotes and conversations. In this particular episode, Barbosa promotes his new Hulu special, “Planet Barbosa,” while sharing entertaining stories about building a YouTube channel focused on cars, a disastrous attempt at street racing, and various personal experiences including his home life and fatherhood. The dialogue, punctuated by playful jabs and personal revelations, reveals a comedic dynamic between the hosts and their guest, often circling back to the podcast’s central theme of “classy” versus “trashy” behavior. GUEST Ralph Barbosa Main Topics and Themes Episode Segments 0:00 – 0:19: Introduction and Show Premise Summary: The hosts, Kevin Ryan and H. Foley, welcome listeners to “Are You Garbage?”, a podcast where they determine if their favorite comedians are “classy individuals or absolute trash”. H. Foley (referred to as “Holy” in the transcript) is introduced coming from 5:00 mass, while Kevin Ryan is noted for his fresh haircut. 0:19 – 1:15: Welcome Guest: Ralph Barbosa & Initial Banter Summary: The hosts enthusiastically introduce their “incredibly special guest,” Ralph Barbosa, noting it’s his “third or fourth time back” and that he’s “definitely family”. Ralph is promoting his new special, “Planet Bosa,” on Hulu. The conversation quickly devolves into Ralph’s immediate consumption of a large Budweiser, leading to hosts labeling him “alcoholic fucking trash” as he attempts to “reverse the last two trash ratings” he received on the show. 1:15 – 6:08: Kevin’s Barbershop Horror Story & Hair Talk Summary: Kevin Ryan details his recent bad haircut experience, particularly the barber’s questionable hygiene practices with a straight razor, leading him to check Google reviews and find others had similar issues with the barber, Ronnie, not using new blades. Ralph shares his experiences with his long-time barbers, Jose and Ivan. The discussion touches on barbers coming to their houses, with Ralph recalling his old-school barber yelling at him for suggesting it, which “keeps you humble”. 6:08 – 27:32: Ralph’s “Formula Bean” YouTube Channel & Car Antics Summary: Ralph introduces his new YouTube channel, “Formula Bean,” headquartered at his house, which he describes as “very trashy, but very correct”. He details recent antics, including buying a kids’ Razor ATV that flipped over on Fourth of July. The main focus shifts to his automotive “engineering” skills, specifically cutting a car in half with a blowtorch and putting nitrous (NOS) and turbo on a 1989 Nissan 240 SX just to blow it up without tuning it. He recounts taking the modified car on a trailer to Houston to street race a YouTube personality named Freddy LSX, attempting to hide the NOS and turbo, and how the car eventually “blew up” (the coupler and piping, not the engine, due to unpurged NOS lines) after a second race. 27:32 – 47:00: Sponsor Reads (BlueChew & Aura Frames) & More House Antics Summary: The segment includes advertisements for BlueChew, a product for erectile dysfunction, and Aura Frames, digital picture frames. The conversation briefly returns to Ralph’s house, where he admits there’s no dedicated cook, and he doesn’t trust the food made by his friends, leading to a discussion about his stepmom making lentils and their Fourth of July fireworks. 47:00 – 63:39: Fatherhood & Son’s “Critiques” Summary: Ralph reveals he recently had a child, an eight-week-old son, which has impacted his drinking habits. He also talks about his six-year-old son, who is already “evil sometimes” and “wise beyond his years”. His son is very opinionated about cars, preferring the loud 2017 Chevy SS over the expensive Nissan GTR, and even questions Ralph’s career, asking why he doesn’t want people to know he’s “Ralph Barbosa” and threatening to yell, “Hey everybody, this is that not funny guy!”. 63:39 – 84:50: “Garbage Questions”: Pop Culture, Relationships & Wealth Management Summary: The hosts begin a “Garbage Questions” segment. They discuss the movie Four Brothers, calling it “so bad, it’s so good” and highly quotable. Ralph reveals he calls strip clubs “the strip club” or in Spanish, “Las Cariñosas,” which translates to “the affectionate house”. He admits he’s single and “crushing” on a girl, referring to it as “forbidden love”. The conversation moves to cigars (Ralph likes posing with them but rarely smokes them at home due to laziness) and watches (he owns a Rolex from his uncle but wouldn’t buy one). He also discusses his expanding car collection, now at 11 or 12 cars, but only four are drivable, and only one (a 2024 Nissan GTR R35 worth ~$120k) is insured and registered. Ralph confirms he has a business manager/accountant and claims to be spending less despite making less money this year. 84:50 – 103:00: Sponsor Read (Trade Coffee) & Comedy Tour Challenges Summary: The hosts promote Trade Coffee, highlighting its cold brew options. Ralph discusses his upcoming limited “seven cities” tour dates, which his fans consider more of “a pit stop”. He mentions enjoying doing pop-up shows. He recounts a specific negative fan critique regarding his show time and material, which he dismisses, asserting he enjoys “fucking with the audience”. This leads to a lengthy anecdote about breaking his toe kicking his friend before a show in Washington and his terrible experience at a Philadelphia emergency room (University of Pennsylvania) where nurses were rude, and he was subjected to unnecessary X-rays. 103:00 – 1:08:24: Final “Garbage Questions” (Car-Related) & Episode Conclusion Summary: The “Garbage Questions” continue with car-related queries: having non-working driver-side windows (Ralph fixes them himself now), driving a 1990 Nissan Skyline R32 with the steering wheel on the right side (Japanese import) and having his son pay