Knicks Fever! 🏀🗽
Fresh off the New York Knicks winning the championship, Sam Morril and Mark Normand revel in the euphoria of a city united. They break down the playoff run, Jalen Brunson‘s legendary leadership, and the villain arc of Victor Wembanyama. From celebrity sightings at Madison Square Garden to the psychology of the die-hard fan, the episode weaves through sports book recommendations, sponsor reads, pet peeves, the Irish Goodbye, bizarre food trends, and classic movie picks — all with the trademark chemistry that makes WMBD essential listening.
Key Themes
🏆 Championship EuphoriaNYC united — the Knicks are champions.
💔 Generational Sports TraumaDecades of pain, from Ewing to now.
🎤 Comedy NostalgiaThe grind of the 2010s New York stand-up scene.
😤 Pet PeevesInvasive neighbors, the Irish Goodbye, rental car nightmares.
🍗 Bizarre Food TrendsHooters Airlines, Twin Peaks, and breastaurant absurdity.
📚 Sports Fan LitThe best books ever written for the die-hard fan.
📚 Top 5 Books Recommended
- A Fan’s Notes by Frederick Exley [32:35] — “One of the best books you’ll ever read.” A die-hard fan’s memoir of obsession, loss, and Giants football. Amazon
- The Whore of Akron by Scott Raab [32:52] — The Cleveland fan’s reckoning with LeBron James. Amazon
- Honolulu Blues by Joel Wawszkiewicz [32:58] — A diehard Detroit Lions fan navigating addiction and the long wait for a winner. Amazon
- Brute by Sam Tallent [33:31] — Sam Tallent’s highly anticipated second novel. Amazon
- The Long Goodbye by Raymond Chandler [58:36] — “To say goodbye is to die a little.” Amazon
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- Knicks Championship Hats [01:33] — Bought to commemorate the win. Amazon
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⏱ Timestamp Directory
- [00:06] The Knicks Win — Sam and Mark erupt in celebration. The city is electric.
- [01:48] Champs Merch — Trying on the championship gear (“I feel like Brunson”), plus the joke that “we put out tan pants too soon,” and how much the city will make on merch.
- [03:08] Ben Stiller’s Documentary — Ben Stiller is making a Knicks documentary.
- [04:06] Comics at the Game — Stavros Halkias and friends were courtside.
- [05:02] Wembanyama: The Villain — Victor Wembanyama‘s alien game and why the Knicks had to beat him.
- [06:34] MSG Celebrity Chaos — Donald Trump, Timothée Chalamet, DJ Khaled, Larry David — all in the Garden.
- [08:35] OG Anunoby & Brunson — What made OG Anunoby and Brunson the keys to the title.
- [10:08] Analytics vs. Heart — The Cavs complained about analytics while getting swept. Knicks won ugly and won.
- [10:48] Knicks Legends — Patrick Ewing, Latrell Sprewell, Allan Houston, John Starks, Larry Johnson — ghosts of MSG past.
- [13:05] Rick Brunson & LaVar Ball — Rick Brunson vs. LaVar Ball.
- [14:23] Dennis Rodman in a Spurs Jersey — Dennis Rodman shows up. A Philly guy causes chaos.
- [17:08] Byron Allen & Spike Lee — Byron Allen and Spike Lee going wild in the Garden.
- [21:19] The Mikal Bridges Trade — How Mikal Bridges came from Brooklyn and finally got his ring.
- [21:35] Jimmy Fallon — Jimmy Fallon in the celebrity roundup.
- [22:16] Leon Rose’s Genius — Knicks President Leon Rose‘s master rebuild plan.
- [23:03] Giannis & the Bucks — Giannis Antetokounmpo and the chain of defeats that led here.
- [25:27] The Jordan Standard — Michael Jordan‘s era compared to Brunson’s Knicks.
- [32:35] Sports Fan Book Recs — The essential die-hard sports fan reading list.
- [36:28] Clean Comedy & the NYC Scene — Michael Che, the 2010s grind, the underground New York comedy era.
- [37:23] Jim Jefferies — Jim Jefferies gets a shoutout in comedy nostalgia.
- [42:19] Sydney Sweeney at MSG — Sydney Sweeney was at the game.
- [44:28] Sponsor: Fabletics
- [45:56] Sponsor: Shopify
- [47:34] Sponsor: Hims
- [49:10] The Hooters Deep Dive — Origins of Hooters, Twin Peaks, and the doomed Hooters Airlines.
- [53:05] Pet Peeves Round 1 — Story undercutters, the word “giggles,” social annoyances.
- [56:14] Pet Peeves Round 2: The Irish Goodbye — Leaving without telling anyone. Both hosts strongly endorse it.
- [57:07] Ari Shaffir — Ari Shaffir referenced in pet peeves conversation.
- [58:53] The Jewish Goodbye — Elongated, guilt-ridden, everyone gets a three-minute farewell.
- [01:00:43] Gary Vee & Favor Callers — Gary Vaynerchuk and friends who only reach out when they need something.
- [01:01:41] Pet Peeves Round 3 — “Do you have time for a quick call?” and transactional friendships.
- [01:04:27] Fairweather Fan Sketch — Praising Liam Dalton‘s comedy video about new Knicks fans flooding the bandwagon.
- [01:05:22] Donte DiVincenzo & JLo — Donte DiVincenzo mentioned; Jennifer Lopez was at the game.
- [01:06:34] The Stolen Vintage Jacket — The eBay bomber jacket saga. Always update your shipping address.
- [01:20:31] Ricky Gervais & Martin Short — Ricky Gervais, Martin Short, and Mel Brooks in the comedy legends conversation.
- [01:23:25] Al Lubel Quote — Al Lubel: “I’m another second closer to death. Time’s not going to waste me, I’m going to waste time.”
- [01:24:08] Demetri, Carlin, Ronnie Shakes — Demetri Martin, George Carlin, Ronnie Shakes — old school legends.
- [01:24:43] Film Critics — Gene Shalit and Rex Reed get their moment.
- [01:26:40] Movie Recommendations — Blast of Silence, Fire Down Below (Steven Seagal), Point Blank.
- [01:30:34] Widows Bay Cast — Stephen Root and director Hiro Murai; Claire Danes comes up only in passing while trying to place one of the actors.
- [01:31:35] David Cross — David Cross comes up in the comedy crossover.
- [01:31:54] Upcoming Tour Dates — Upcoming shows across the country and Europe.
- [01:33:11] Sponsor: Bodega Cat Whiskey
- [01:33:38] Ryan Hamilton & Anthony Jeselnik — Ryan Hamilton and Anthony Jeselnik shoutouts as the episode winds down.
👤 People Mentioned
- Jalen Brunson — Knicks point guard, Finals MVP [01:48]
- Victor Wembanyama — Spurs center, episode villain [05:02]
- Rick Brunson — Jalen’s father / NBA coach [13:05]
- Josh Hart — Knicks hustle star [06:40]
- OG Anunoby — Knicks defensive anchor [08:35]
- Mikal Bridges — Traded from Brooklyn to become a champion [21:19]
- Karl-Anthony Towns — Knicks big man [09:10]
- Donte DiVincenzo — Knicks sharpshooter [01:05:22]
- Jose Alvarado — NBA player mentioned [09:20]
- Leon Rose — Knicks President [22:16]
- Mike Brown — NBA coach [21:28]
- Patrick Ewing — Knicks legend [10:48]
- John Starks — Knicks legend [10:48]
- Latrell Sprewell — Knicks legend [10:48]
- Allan Houston — Knicks legend [10:48]
- Larry Johnson — Knicks legend [10:48]
- Michael Jordan — The gold standard [25:27]
- Giannis Antetokounmpo — Bucks star [23:03]
- LaVar Ball — Ball family patriarch [13:28]
- LaMelo Ball — NBA player / LaVar’s son [13:28]
- Dennis Rodman — Spotted in a Spurs jersey [14:23]
- Spike Lee — Knicks superfan / director [17:16]
- Byron Allen — Media mogul at MSG [17:08]
- Malcolm X — Referenced historically [15:53]
- Cam Patterson — Mentioned in video clip [15:29]
- Ben Stiller — Making a Knicks documentary [03:08]
- Sydney Sweeney — At MSG [42:19]
- Jennifer Lopez — At the game [01:05:48]
- Donald Trump — At MSG [06:34]
- Timothée Chalamet — At MSG [06:34]
- DJ Khaled — At MSG [06:34]
- Larry David — At MSG [06:40]
- Jimmy Fallon — Late night host [21:35]
- Conan O’Brien — Referenced in comedy talk [28:10]
- Chris Rock — Comedy legend [30:42]
- Stavros Halkias — Comedian / was at the game [04:06]
- Anna Faris — Referenced from Scary Movie [03:55]
- Bill Burr — Stand-up comedian [01:01]
- Godfrey — Stand-up comedian [09:06]
- Michael Che — SNL / stand-up comedian [36:28]
- Jim Jefferies — Comedian [37:23]
- Ari Shaffir — Comedian [57:07]
- Gary Vaynerchuk — Entrepreneur / Gary Vee [01:00:43]
- Liam Dalton — Comedian / Fairweather Fan creator [01:04:27]
- Ricky Gervais — Comedian / creator [01:20:31]
- Martin Short — Actor / comedian [01:20:47]
- Mel Brooks — Filmmaker / comedian [58:57]
- Al Lubel — Stand-up comedian [01:23:25]
- Demetri Martin — Stand-up comedian [01:24:08]
- George Carlin — Comedy legend [01:24:08]
- Ronnie Shakes — Stand-up comedian [01:24:17]
- Gene Shalit — Film critic [01:24:43]
- Rex Reed — Film critic [01:24:55]
- Stephen Root — Character actor [01:30:53]
- Claire Danes — Passing mention while placing a Widows Bay actor [01:30:34]
- Hiro Murai — Director (Atlanta) [01:31:02]
- Ryan Hamilton — Stand-up comedian [01:33:38]
- Anthony Jeselnik — Stand-up comedian [01:33:47]
- David Cross — Comedian / actor [01:31:35]
- Frederick Exley — Author, A Fan’s Notes [32:35]
- Scott Raab — Author, The Whore of Akron [32:52]
- Joel Wawszkiewicz — Author, Honolulu Blues [32:58]
- Sam Tallent — Comedian / author, Brute [33:31]
- Raymond Chandler — Author, The Long Goodbye [58:36]
💬 Notable Quotes
“It’s a good 9/11, the whole city’s together. Everybody’s going nuts.”
— one of the hosts [00:20]
“You might have f***ed your wife a lot but I went home with her.”
— Mark Normand [10:22] — on winning despite bad analytics
“I’m another second closer to death. Time’s not going to waste me, I’m going to waste time.”
— Al Lubel, quoted on the show [01:23:25]
“To say goodbye is to die a little.”
— Raymond Chandler, paraphrased on the Irish Goodbye [58:36]
📖 Stories & Anecdotes
- The Stolen Vintage Jacket [01:06:34]
A host buys a cool vintage bomber jacket on eBay — but forgets to update his old address. Confronts the new tenant. The helpful neighbor likely stole it. Jacket: gone forever. - The CheapoAir Connection [51:54]
Booking cheap tickets with connections on two different airlines to save money. Missed the connection, and neither airline would take responsibility: “You’re not supposed to connect on different flights.” - The Canceled Return Flight in Seattle [52:35]
Skipped the first leg of a round trip and found his own way there, so the airline killed the return. At the Seattle airport at 6 AM, hungover on no sleep, he was told the ticket was just “gone… that’s procedure,” and had to buy a new flight. - The Hooters Airlines Experiment [50:32]
Deep dive into Hooters’ disastrous 2003 airline attempt. Twin Peaks and Buffalo Wild Wings compared as smarter alternatives in the breastaurant sector. - The Irish Goodbye vs. The Jewish Goodbye [56:46]
Irish Goodbye: slip out without a word. Jewish Goodbye: announce your departure to everyone for 20 minutes and still never leave. Both hosts firmly pro-Irish.
💡 Key Concepts
- Analytics vs. Heart — The Cavs whined about advanced metrics while getting swept. Knicks won ugly and won what mattered.
- The Irish Goodbye — Slipping out without announcement. Endorsed by both hosts as the civilized exit.
- The Jewish Goodbye — Agonizingly long, guilt-drenched. Three-minute farewell per person minimum.
- Generational Fan Trauma — 25+ years of Knicks suffering, culminating in a city-wide catharsis. Patrick Ewing’s ghost put to rest.
- The Fairweather Fan Problem — Casual fans suddenly “loving” the Knicks after a championship. Liam Dalton‘s sketch captures it perfectly.
Peeves
- 40:40 Fans who leave games early — “That’s part of the experience. Even when it sucks.”
- 43:42 Hooters’ skin-tone leggings — The tights are what pull one of them out of it; the other never noticed them.
- 52:56 The undercutter — You announce you found a $20 and they go “That’s it?”
- 53:58 Cringe words — “Giggles,” “shiggles,” “icky,” “yum” and “yummy” (babies get a pass).
- 54:58 “The jokes write themselves” / “I gave you that one” — Said after you spin a heckler around with a line you made up on the spot.
- 56:01 “You can nap on the plane” — The drinking buddy who won’t let you leave before an 8 a.m. flight.
- 59:02 “I’ll pay for the ticket, just park here” — They never pay the ticket.
- 59:02 “Hey, I just called” texts — The phone already tells you that (the other host is on Do Not Disturb and doesn’t mind).
- 1:00:04 The unsolicited FaceTime and the pop-in — “Like if someone hits you with a FaceTime… I got to be ready for that.”
- 1:01:04 Too-friendly neighbors — Fine line between friendly and invasive: you can’t get out of the building.
- 1:01:04 “Got time for a quick call?” — It’s a trap: the acquaintance who only calls when they need something, then tacks on “How are you?”
- 1:08:10 “I’m getting off next stop anyway” — Giving up your subway seat, then waving off the credit out loud.
- 1:14:13 Gimmicky ice cream — Chestnut “spaghetti” shavings, cardamom, meatloaf flavor, balsamic glaze and dessert lines around the block.
- 1:19:21 Picky eaters and complicated orders — “Can you make the steak a fish?” and 800-irritant matcha orders.
- 1:19:21 Trying too hard to make the waiter laugh — “Nothing’s more corny than a guy who’s on with the waiter.”
- 1:21:23 Rental car counters — Shuttle, mouse maze, gas and insurance upsells, a 1996 Hummer, then another line in the garage.
- 1:28:35 Everything has to be existing IP — Spider-Noir, Marvel, Fast & Furious 18: “just need a good movie.”
Recs
- 31:31 A Fan’s Notes by Frederick Exley — “High, high rec”: alcoholism, obsessive fandom and a huge vocabulary. (On the show he’s called a Lions fan; Exley was actually a New York Giants fan.) Amazon
- 31:31 The Whore of Akron by Scott Raab — A buddy’s book about LeBron and Cleveland fandom. Amazon
- 31:31 Honolulu Blues — A buddy’s new book about being a die-hard Detroit Lions fan. Amazon
- 32:32 Brute by Sam Tallent — Sam Tallent’s new novel; “his first one was great.” Amazon
- 1:04:06 Liam Dalton’s Knicks videos — Young comic’s fair-weather-fan sketches: “They’re really funny.” YouTube
- 1:13:12 Nuovo York pizza — A new spot tried for a game night (near St. Marks): “Killer.” Arturo’s is the usual order. Map
- 1:14:13 Salt & Straw — “It’s great” (even with the weird flavors). Site
- 1:17:17 Pinkberry tart — “That tart is what it’s all about.” Site
- 1:24:26 Roger Ebert’s reviews — Reads the old Ebert review after every movie. RogerEbert.com
- 1:24:26 Network (1976) — Rewatched: “It holds up… more than ever.” One of the best scripts ever. Amazon
- 1:26:31 Blast of Silence (1961) — Low-budget New York noir about a hitman’s last day before a hit. Amazon
- 1:29:39 Widows Bay (Apple TV) — Spooky horror-comedy with Matthew Rhys and Stephen Root, from Hiro Murai. Apple TV
- 1:33:43 Point Blank (1967) — The movie behind Ryan Hamilton’s promo: “I love that movie.” Amazon
More titles discussed
- 4:01 The Goonies — Chunk’s Hawaiian shirt and pizza. Amazon
- 6:02 Curb Your Enthusiasm — “The Curb finale is Larry’s in a coma.” Amazon
- 7:03 Kill Bill — Wemby’s Shaolin training. Amazon
- 9:07 Midnight Express — Every playoff game felt like a prison movie. Amazon
- 9:07 The Shawshank Redemption — Same prison-movie comparison. Amazon
- 24:22 Friday (1995) — The bike-stolen pout meme about Wemby. Amazon
- 26:24 Rocky IV — “A little Rocky IV in this.” Amazon
- 30:29 Born Suspect (Chris Rock) — Chris Rock’s first album with the McDonald’s bit. Amazon
- 37:36 Justified — “We dug coal together.” Amazon
- 1:02:05 The Godfather — “You come to my daughter’s wedding…” Amazon
- 1:14:13 Mont Blanc (chestnut dessert) — The chestnut-shaving “spaghetti” topping. Wikipedia
- 1:17:17 Ben & Jerry’s — Mix-ins okay, toppings not. Amazon
- 1:20:21 Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee — The montage of comics riffing on waiters. Netflix
- 1:20:21 Dumb and Dumber — Ketchup-and-mustard bit. Amazon
- 1:27:33 Paris, Texas — A clip breakdown they saw online. Amazon
- 1:28:35 Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse — “Surprised by how good it was.” Amazon
- 1:28:35 Hobbs & Shaw — Fast & Furious spinoff (“Calvin and Hobbes”). Amazon
- 1:28:35 Under Siege — “You’ve had some Under Siege farts.” Amazon
- 1:28:35 Spider-Noir — Nicolas Cage show, watchable in black and white or color. Amazon
- 1:29:39 Backrooms — Proof “you just need a good movie.” Wikipedia
- 1:30:39 The Americans — Matthew Rhys’s earlier show. Amazon
- 1:33:43 Jackie Brown — Opening scene compared to the promo. Amazon
- 1:33:43 Across 110th Street — Bobby Womack song from the Jackie Brown opening. Amazon
People
- Bill Burr — Texted congrats after the win. 1:00
- Dan Le Batard — “You’d rather lose with Brunson.” 2:01
- Ben Stiller — Making a doc on the title run.
Discussed for: Announced Knicks documentary 3:01 - Anna Faris — The ceiling scene.
Discussed for: Scary Movie Amazon 3:01 - Stavros Halkias — Watch party at his new pod studio. 4:01
- Judd Apatow — Filmed the street celebration. 5:01
- Larry David — Josh Hart nearly killed him with a missed layup.
Discussed for: Curb Your Enthusiasm Amazon 6:02 - Victor Wembanyama — The series villain. 7:03
- Jalen Brunson — Finals MVP and captain. 8:03
- Spike Lee — Paraded around Fort Greene. 17:17
- Mikal Bridges — Drunk IG Live after the title.
Discussed for: IG Live clip 21:21 - Chris Rock — McDonald’s minimum-wage bit.
Discussed for: Born Suspect Amazon 30:29 - Frederick Exley — Author.
Discussed for: A Fan’s Notes Amazon 31:31 - Scott Raab — Author.
Discussed for: The Whore of Akron Amazon 31:31 - Sam Tallent — Comic and novelist.
Discussed for: Brute Amazon 32:32 - Sean Patton — Ran the Cabin bar show. 32:32
- Jim Gaffigan — Followed a buddy’s set at Cabin. 33:32
- Bert Kreischer — Hartford Funny Bone opening gig. 34:34
- Nikki Glaser — Passed along the Bert gig. 34:34
- Michael Che — Carolines days and an emotional Knicks post. 35:34
- Jim Jefferies — Opened for him with Che. 36:35
- Sydney Sweeney — At the game in a Brunson shirt. 41:42
- Hulk Hogan — Clearwater, Florida, like Hooters. 49:52
- David Lynch — Twin Peaks joke.
Discussed for: Twin Peaks Amazon 49:52 - Raymond Chandler — “To say goodbye is to die a little.”
Discussed for: The Long Goodbye Amazon 58:02 - Josh Gondelman — Irish vs. Jewish goodbye joke. 58:02
- Mel Brooks — The goodbye bit with Jerry; a ham with waiters. 58:02
- Liam Dalton — Young comic.
Discussed for: Knicks videos 1:04:06 - Jennifer Lopez — “Not a real New Yorker” comment. 1:05:07
- Jerry Seinfeld — The waiter montage.
Discussed for: Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee 1:20:21 - Ricky Gervais — In the waiter montage. 1:20:21
- Martin Short — A ham with waiters. 1:20:21
- Al Lubel — “Time’s not going to waste me.” 1:22:25
- Ronnie Shakes — Great one-liners. 1:23:26
- Gene Shalit — Film critic who just died at 100. 1:24:26
- Roger Ebert — Read after every movie.
Discussed for: Reviews 1:24:26 - Faye Dunaway — Network.
Discussed for: Network Amazon 1:25:28 - William Holden — Network.
Discussed for: Network Amazon 1:25:28 - Peter Finch — Howard Beale; posthumous Oscar.
Discussed for: Network Amazon 1:25:28 - Allen Baron — Wrote, directed and starred.
Discussed for: Blast of Silence Amazon 1:26:31 - Harry Dean Stanton — Also in Fire Down Below.
Discussed for: Paris, Texas Amazon 1:27:33 - Steven Seagal — “Such a turd.”
Discussed for: Fire Down Below Amazon 1:27:33 - Nicolas Cage — Spider-Man Noir.
Discussed for: Spider-Noir Amazon 1:28:35 - Matthew Rhys — Also The Americans.
Discussed for: Widows Bay 1:29:39 - Stephen Root — Almost booked for the pod.
Discussed for: Widows Bay 1:30:39 - Hiro Murai — Directs Widows Bay.
Discussed for: Atlanta Amazon 1:30:39 - Ryan Hamilton — Promo inspired by Point Blank.
Discussed for: Point Blank Amazon 1:32:42 - Anthony Jeselnik — Talked Point Blank on an earlier episode. 1:33:43
- Quentin Tarantino — Opening-scene comparison.
Discussed for: Jackie Brown Amazon 1:33:43