Andrew Santino Returns! | Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast w/ Kevin Ryan & H. Foley

• 1:00 Santino returns, and the guys are back in West Hollywood.
• 3:24 Who gets a fast text back, and why he won’t help a friend move anymore.
• 6:52 A night off: dog, wife, a movie, and takeout eaten from the container.
• 8:14 A buddy’s “Boyfriend?” bar move, and the fake-eyelash trick from Ireland.
• 10:59 Neil Strauss’s The Game, and Santino’s first roommate in LA.
• 13:22 Over-ordering, leftovers, and milk that’s right on the edge.
• 15:23 Benihana said no, so a hibachi chef came to the house with a Super Soaker full of sake.
• 21:12 Who gets to use the upstairs bathroom, bar soap vs. body wash, and tap water in LA.
• 25:41 What’s in the fridge, 50-plus bottles of bourbon, and why vodka is a scam.
• 29:43 The restaurant drink order, sweets, and walking to gelato with the dog.
• 32:07 Lindt with sea salt, the pistachio-dipped cone, and sugar cones vs. waffle cones.
• 35:28 LA pizza, the burger quesadilla from Mexico, and why fajitas are the worst order.
• 39:33 The chipped tooth from a New Orleans bachelor party, and three missing teeth.
• 43:21 Burger etiquette: fries on the plate or in a basket, tater tots, and Arby’s curly fries.
• 47:23 Kippy and Foley’s tipping mix-up at Avra in Beverly Hills.
• 52:15 The free $480 pour, and how Santino tips when a restaurant comps him.
• 54:40 Foley’s DSW boots, dress shoes, suits, and tying a Windsor.
• 57:24 The Flyers, the Cubs, and who gets to jump on a bandwagon.
• 59:47 Collecting a baseball hat in every city, and the one hat he’ll never wear.
• 1:04:56 First famous person they met: Alley Mills, the dad from The Wonder Years, and Mike Schmidt’s hoagie shop.
• 1:09:01 Brand loyalty, Coke vs. Pepsi, and frozen Coke before Slurpees.
• 1:11:03 Why vanilla Coke reminds Foley of an old girlfriend.
• 1:14:31 The movie theater order, the popcorn bucket, and why Mexican Coke is number one.
• 1:19:55 Santino plugs the Bad Game Show, and sign-off.

The Game by Neil Strauss — the pickup book that changed his roommate’s life. Amazon 11:19

Blackstone griddle — the backyard griddle the hibachi chef cooked on. Amazon 16:04

Native body wash — the green one Kippy buys by color. Amazon 23:56

Bourbon glasses — for the 50-plus bottles of bourbon at Santino’s house. Amazon 27:21

Lindt dark chocolate with sea salt — Santino’s after-dinner treat. Amazon 32:07

Quantum Leap — the Scott Bakula show they all loved. Amazon 43:01

Mexican Coke in glass bottles — number one on Santino’s Coke ranking. Amazon 1:17:34

Bad Game Show (Bad Friends YouTube) — Santino and Bobby’s self-funded game show, 10 episodes, starting in June. YouTube 1:19:55

Andrew Santino tour dates — St. Charles, Missouri and San Diego, then a tour next year. Official site 1:20:35

West Hollywood — where the episode was recorded. 2:02

Benihana — turned down Santino’s 25-person birthday party. 15:23

New Orleans — where Santino chipped his tooth at a crawfish boil. 39:53

Avra Beverly Hills — the Greek spot with the tipping mix-up. 47:46

Chicago Cubs — Santino shares season tickets with his cousin. 58:06

Intrepid Museum, New York — where Foley drank 13 free vanilla Cokes. 1:11:44

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