KIRK FOX gender reveal. What’s it going to be? Also, a divine call with Mrs. Buttersworth’s team! | Harland Highway

• 0:00 Cold open — a heads-up about the audio-only call-in at the end, plus a gender reveal teaser.
• 1:40 Harland plays behavioral profiler, Kirk admits to a week without shampoo, and he explains living “homeless” in his wife’s house.
• 12:00 Kirk Fox is back with his new book, Palmdale, and a pitch for $200 private tennis lessons.
• 20:17 Hims read.
• 21:40 Murder, She Wrote, and Kirk’s Angela Lansbury park story, fact-checked by Siri.
• 30:20 Harland’s rescue dog that turned out to be a watchdog.
• 34:13 Ethos read.
• 36:20 Kirk’s work on FX’s The Lowdown, then his “authentic Mexican” restaurant story.
• 46:00 Harland on being a dyslexic Canadian learning Mexican food names, and a 3 a.m. Taco Bell order.
• 50:30 The gender reveal: a rainbow of colors and one cloud that will not come down.
• 54:40 Calling the Mrs. Butterworth’s customer line about Aunt Jemima and sugar-free syrup.
• 1:04:20 Plugs: Palmdale and season two of The Lowdown.
• 1:06:20 Audio-only call-in: “George Michael” on faking his death and wanting a trip to space.

Palmdale by Kirk Fox (hardcover) — Kirk’s private-eye novel, plugged at the close. Amazon 1:04:41

Mrs. Butterworth’s Original Syrup, 24 oz — for the customer-line call. Amazon 57:54

Harbling shirts — Harland’s hand-drawn wearable art. Official site 52:45

Beverly Hills — where Kirk would like his private tennis court clients. 17:57

Guadalajara — setting of Kirk’s donkey-show riff. 43:48

Grand Canyon — where the hardest-working mules live, per Kirk. 44:18

Palmdale — title town of Kirk’s novel. 12:17

• Hims (20:17) — hims.com/harland · personalized plans; online consultation required as read.
• Ethos (34:13) — ethos.com/harland · free life insurance quote as read.
• Harbling (52:45) — harbling.com · Harland’s hand-drawn shirts and prints.
• Cameo (1:05:46) — cameo.com · personalized video messages from Harland as read.