Pros and Kahans | Tuesdays with Stories #669 w/ Mark Normand and Joe List

• 0:06 Cold open.
• 5:00 Morning-sex open — hotel continuity joke.
• 7:20 Brian Hamilton / Bob Newhart name-check board.
• 8:05 Dick-hole hygiene / morning-sex adjacent open.
• 23:40 Ad: Goodwipes — use-case pitch.
• 26:00 Ad: Quince — no-middlemen craftsmanship read.
• 52:31 Piss foot is rough — Odyssey compare.
• 54:00 Odyssey keeps listeners in it — cyclops fight.
• 1:03:51 Tom Dustin Portrait plug reprise.
• 1:04:56 Historical movies / dick jokes Patreon energy.

Mark Normand

Official site · The Comedian List

Co-host. Noah Kahan piss-foot date night. 30:50

Joe List

Official site · The Comedian List

Co-host. Tom Dustin wedding; best-day coda. 10:24

Chuck

Board/producer; named when Rupert asks for Chuck back. 23:00

Tom Dustin

Groom / Portrait of a Comedian subject; sober hang legend. 10:24

Noah Kahan

Wikipedia

Concert that delivers the piss-foot. 30:50

Born a Crime by Trevor Noah (Paperback) — Closest-match for the Trevor Noah / Noah Kahan mix-up beat. Amazon 26:51

Bullhide Mojave Wool Western Hat (closest-match for Joe’s $100 cowboy hat) — Closest-match for the Key West wedding cowboy hat Joe bought. Amazon 14:09

Stick Season [2 LP] — Noah Kahan listening (concert / album beat) Amazon 30:50

Morning-sex chatter opens into Joe’s Key West August sweat-box for Tom Dustin’s wedding — two Matts (Lever and Salacuse), cowboy hats, 175° humidity, and Tom as the funniest sober hang alive, with Portrait of a Comedian already changing lives. Sarah wins hottest-woman-at-the-wedding over Kelsey Cook by Joe’s math.

Mark’s date night is Noah Kahan (title: Pros and Kahans): weeping girls, Beatles-scream energy, and the old piss-foot — someone upstream trickles onto her Birkenstock mid-cry-dance while there’s nowhere to move. Joe’s unrelated “best day of his entire life” (turf fields, Ferris-wheel trauma callbacks) soft-closes beside Goodwipes.

Key West — Tom Dustin wedding sweat-box. 10:24

New Jersey — Football-stadium turf-field best day. 56:10

• Goodwipes (24:30) — goodwipes.com/TUESDAYS.