Three Blind Mikes | Tuesdays with Stories #671 w/ Mark Normand and Joe List

• 0:06 Cold open — “Welcome to Tuesdays with Stories.”
• 0:40 “You look great” — American History X / Sling Blade scalp bit.
• 19:02 Turkey Megamind hair-tourism digression.
• 23:31 Ad: DraftKings — code TUESDAYS.
• 24:29 Ad: Sheath — code TUESGAYS.
• 30:10 “Three blind mics” — title land.
• 54:01 Patreon — True Romance / Speed back-to-back double feature.
• 1:04:28 Tour plugs start — Mothership, Royal Oak, Toronto add, Seabrook.
• 1:06:52 More plugs — Calgary, Minneapolis Acme, Denver Comedy Works.
• 1:07:48 Chuck — Fun Variable pilot fully funded; Patreon tease.

Mark Normand

Official site · The Comedian List

Co-host. Transplant recovery, Nantucket chef night, Nashville dry week, Astoria cook, blood-lab scramble. 0:40

Joe List

Official site · The Comedian List

Co-host. Westport Funny Bone, Blind Mike beef, Luca Pharaoh story, True Romance / Spike Lee digression. 26:18

Chuck

Producer — board / ones-and-twos note.

Blind Mike

Wikipedia

Legion of Skanks regular who keeps cornering Joe for a specials documentary; title inspiration once Gas Digital Blind Mike enters the chat. 29:12

Chad Daniels

Official site

Patty’s “grade-A hunk” comparison for Joe; married to Kelsey Cook in the bit. 27:44

Epsoak Epsom Salt 2 lb. Magnesium Sulfate USP — Mark’s twice-a-day Epsom baths in the transplant window. Amazon 10:16

True Romance (Blu-ray) — Patreon double-feature half — Tony Scott / Tarantino script. Amazon 54:01

Speed (1994 Blu-ray) — Other half of the double feature; Tarantino was offered it after Reservoir Dogs. Amazon 54:01

Tuesdays Patreon — Where True Romance / Speed already landed; two Patreons teased at soft close. Patreon 54:01

Mark’s still inside the hair-transplant window — bandage pics Joe refuses to open, corpse-style back sleeping, Anna Nicole meds, Epsom baths, ice packs, and a hat that clocks him as a serial killer on the subway — while the table wanders through Tim Curry / Dolly Parton timing, Cosby digressions, Hayden Panettiere news loss, and the Elvis-to-Whitney handoff on “I Will Always Love You.” Fabletics pastel dumps and Wile E. Coyote ACME-box energy bridge into the eight-hour Ambient / Emily in Paris stabbing, then a ChatGPT clearance that flying to Pittsburgh is probably fine.

Joe’s Westport Funny Bone run is the mid-show engine: legendary Patty still smokes, first calls him Charlie Daniels, then Chad Daniels the hunk, and the staff turns it into a Harlem-corner roast. That spills into Blind Mike from Legion of Skanks cornering Joe for a specials documentary (hot clip out, earnest advice cut, Nick Mullen death-threat memes), Chuck pulling the Gas Digital Blind Mike by mistake, and the title landing — three blind mics / mice. Luca Pharaoh’s St. Louis hot-guy weekend (cigar gnaw, free pie, stripper on each arm) is the palate cleanser before Mark’s Nantucket chapter.

Westport (Kansas City area) — Funny Bone run + Joe Square corporate corner. 26:18

Funny Bone — Westport throwback club — Patty, dirty carpets, hot crowds. 26:18

St. Louis — Greg Warren / Nikki Glaser gravity; Luca Pharaoh hot-guy theater. 25:59

Nantucket — Beach week, Millie’s / Billy’s, private chef fire pit. 39:45

Nashville — Last hurrah before surgery — dry hotel nights, blood lab. 45:01

Houston — Improv (Official site) weekend before the Chicago → Nantucket hop. 44:29

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