Tuesdays with Stories

Tuesdays with Stories · Episode 674 · Hosts: Mark Normand, Joe List · Published Sep 22 2026 · Runtime 1:14:11 · Watch: YouTube Chapters People Products Overview Places Ads Chapters 0:05 Cold open — “Welcome to Tuesdays with Stories.” 5:00 Swimming-in-May / pregnancy joke cold open. 15:50 Two flights from Austin — dodge JFK nightmare. 16:32 Austin geography — 12 minutes to club and airport. 24:50 Strip-club steak like a Firestone tire. 26:39 Ad: Good Wipes — flushable / plant-based. 59:51 Comedy Condo — Thompson Hotel / Sienna building. 1:04:47 Weston 20 floors of hotel windows. 1:12:40 Soft close — Chuckles Funbearable podcast plug. 1:13:52 Patreon hotel home-movie soft close. Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. People Mark Normand Official site · The Comedian List Co-host. Hoopy Goo, Dumbo park dad beat, sticky-finger checkout. 1:56 Joe List Official site · The Comedian List Co-host. Austin return, Comedy Condo hotel movie, window lane. 1:15 Chuck Board/producer; Austin tease and Funbearable soft close. 28:06 Hunter S. Thompson Wikipedia 12-foot gun poster in the Austin hang. 29:57 Tim Butterly Podcast watch-along where Hoopy Doo resurfaces. 51:42 Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. Products Scarface (1983) [Blu-ray] — Mark watching Scarface early. 7:11 Schindler’s List [Blu-ray] — Crane / Schindler’s List visual gag late. 1:07:03 Monster Jam Official JCB DIGatron Monster Truck 1:24 Die-Cast — Named Digatron toy in the hotel-window monster-truck play. 1:06:02 Good Wipes — Flushable plant-based; buy-two get-one receipt promo. 26:39 Joe’s Hotel Home Movie (Patreon) — Comedy Condo footage plug. 59:51 Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. Overview Joe’s back from Austin fever — queso-and-revolvers country, 175° heat, two flights home specifically to dodge JFK — flexing the 12-minutes-to-club-and-airport geography while Mark rides an Italian pizza guy’s “Hoopy Doo / Hoopy Goo” four-buck catchphrase into the episode title. Battery Park City tunnel rage, Hunter S. Thompson gun posters, cauliflower-ear vegetables, and Cap City / East Austin club stacks keep the Texas hang alive. Mark’s NYC dad chapter is the teary engine: Dumbo waterfront park (sand + water + full basketball courts and barbecues), Dumbo House pool via subscription, $10 ice-cream gouge, then sticky-finger Charlie at self-checkout with a Detroit camera-room watcher. Soft close is Joe’s Comedy Condo / Thompson–Sienna 20th-floor hotel home movie — Weston windows across the way, Digatron trucks with the kid, shades opening onto group-love spotting that feels like Christmas morning for an adult — already live on Patreon. Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. Places Austin, Texas — Joe’s tour heat / geography flex / club stack. 1:15 Battery Park City — Tunnel driver rage. 17:09 Dumbo, Brooklyn — Beautiful park + Dumbo House. 32:34 Detroit — Self-checkout camera room. 54:18 Thompson Hotel / Sienna — Comedy Condo 20th floor. 59:51 Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. Ads Good Wipes (26:39) — goodwipes.com/TUESDAYS · flushable / plant-based; buy-two get-one as read. Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. Show notes are a summary, not a full transcript. As an Amazon Associate we earn from qualifying purchases. Links on this page may be affiliate links through Amazon and other partner programs we participate in now or in the future. If you buy through those links, we may earn a commission at no extra cost to you.

Tuesdays with Stories · Episode 671 · Hosts: Mark Normand, Joe List · Published Sep 1 2026 · Runtime 1:09:05 · Watch: YouTube Chapters People Products Overview Places Ads Chapters 0:06 Cold open — “Welcome to Tuesdays with Stories.” 0:40 “You look great” — American History X / Sling Blade scalp bit. 19:02 Turkey Megamind hair-tourism digression. 23:31 Ad: DraftKings — code TUESDAYS. 24:29 Ad: Sheath — code TUESGAYS. 30:10 “Three blind mics” — title land. 54:01 Patreon — True Romance / Speed back-to-back double feature. 1:04:28 Tour plugs start — Mothership, Royal Oak, Toronto add, Seabrook. 1:06:52 More plugs — Calgary, Minneapolis Acme, Denver Comedy Works. 1:07:48 Chuck — Fun Variable pilot fully funded; Patreon tease. Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. People Mark Normand Official site · The Comedian List Co-host. Transplant recovery, Nantucket chef night, Nashville dry week, Astoria cook, blood-lab scramble. 0:40 Joe List Official site · The Comedian List Co-host. Westport Funny Bone, Blind Mike beef, Luca Pharaoh story, True Romance / Spike Lee digression. 26:18 Chuck Producer — board / ones-and-twos note. Blind Mike Wikipedia Legion of Skanks regular who keeps cornering Joe for a specials documentary; title inspiration once Gas Digital Blind Mike enters the chat. 29:12 Chad Daniels Official site Patty’s “grade-A hunk” comparison for Joe; married to Kelsey Cook in the bit. 27:44 Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. Products Epsoak Epsom Salt 2 lb. Magnesium Sulfate USP — Mark’s twice-a-day Epsom baths in the transplant window. 10:16 True Romance (Blu-ray) — Patreon double-feature half — Tony Scott / Tarantino script. 54:01 Speed (1994 Blu-ray) — Other half of the double feature; Tarantino was offered it after Reservoir Dogs. 54:01 DraftKings Sports app — New customers code TUESDAYS; spend $5 → $200 in rewards within 21 days as read. 23:31 Sheath — Underwear read; code TUESGAYS for 20% off as read. 24:29 Tuesdays Patreon — Where True Romance / Speed already landed; two Patreons teased at soft close. 54:01 Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. Overview Mark’s still inside the hair-transplant window — bandage pics Joe refuses to open, corpse-style back sleeping, Anna Nicole meds, Epsom baths, ice packs, and a hat that clocks him as a serial killer on the subway — while the table wanders through Tim Curry / Dolly Parton timing, Cosby digressions, Hayden Panettiere news loss, and the Elvis-to-Whitney handoff on “I Will Always Love You.” Fabletics pastel dumps and Wile E. Coyote ACME-box energy bridge into the eight-hour Ambient / Emily in Paris stabbing, then a ChatGPT clearance that flying to Pittsburgh is probably fine. Joe’s Westport Funny Bone run is the mid-show engine: legendary Patty still smokes, first calls him Charlie Daniels, then Chad Daniels the hunk, and the staff turns it into a Harlem-corner roast. That spills into Blind Mike from Legion of Skanks cornering Joe for a specials documentary (hot clip out, earnest advice cut, Nick Mullen death-threat memes), Chuck pulling the Gas Digital Blind Mike by mistake, and the title landing — three blind mics / mice. Luca Pharaoh’s St. Louis hot-guy weekend (cigar gnaw, free pie, stripper on each arm) is the palate cleanser before Mark’s Nantucket chapter. Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. Places Westport (Kansas City area) — Funny Bone run + Joe Square corporate corner. 26:18 Funny Bone — Westport throwback club — Patty, dirty carpets, hot crowds. 26:18 St. Louis — Greg Warren / Nikki Glaser gravity; Luca Pharaoh hot-guy theater. 25:59 Nantucket — Beach week, Millie’s / Billy’s, private chef fire pit. 39:45 Nashville — Last hurrah before surgery — dry hotel nights, blood lab. 45:01 Houston — Improv weekend before the Chicago → Nantucket hop. 44:29 Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. Ads DraftKings (23:31) — draftkings.com/mobileapps · tape code TUESDAYS · new customers spend $5 get $200 in rewards within 21 days as read. Sheath (24:29) — sheath.com/TUESGAYS · tape code TUESGAYS · 20% off as read. Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. 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Tuesdays with Stories · Episode 670 · Hosts: Mark Normand, Joe List · Published Aug 25 2026 · Runtime 1:11:14 · Watch: YouTube Chapters People Products Overview Places Ads Chapters 0:06 Cold open — welcome. 1:56 Hourlong podcast discovery — Mike Twitty sounds hilarious. 22:49 Ad: SimpliSafe box arrival. 24:20 Ad: BlueChew — mid-show deal. 25:51 Ad: Fabletics — live-it-up pitch. 27:21 Ad: Quo — call logs, summaries, after-hours replies. 45:41 Venue meet with Marty — no-sleep parent tour. 1:00:52 Pacific Club postcard — prove the ocean is blue. 1:06:57 May can hear upstairs — awkward hotel walls. 1:08:30 Tour plugs — Toronto sell-out ask; film-project joke budget. Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. People Mark Normand Official site · The Comedian List Co-host. SF run; mid-pod interruption. 15:09 Joe List Official site · The Comedian List Co-host. Sketch shoot; hardball demolition. 1:01:48 Chuck Board/producer; named in the room. (door walk / underdog plan). 19:24 Mike Twitty Name-checked as the hourlong-podcast discovery bit. 1:56 Ryan White Wikipedia 1991 terror memory with Magic. 5:29 Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. Products Philadelphia [Blu-ray] — Named as “the movie Philadelphia.” 6:06 The Birds – Limited Edition Steelbook [4K Ultra HD + Blu-ray] — Hitchcock named in SF movie geography. 16:45 A hardball like the one in Joe’s demolition bit (closest-match; no SKU named) — Closest-match for the hardball demolition beat. 0:00 Fabletics — Fall layers VIP as read. 24:50 Tuesdays Patreon — Soft close. 1:09:58 Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. Overview Mark’s San Francisco chapter opens with the hobos/homos/whimos taxonomy, Dirty Harry cinema, and Fisherman’s Wharf postcards — then gets interrupted mid-pod by a new pal who smells like weed and works two man-chews, turning the episode into a present-tense encounter about how podcasting collapses past and present. Early board chatter name-checks Mike Twitty discovery math and ’91 Magic/Ryan White terror for the under-35 crowd. Joe’s engine is a new sketch shoot plus watching a man get demolished by old hardball, with Man-Tuck-It title energy around how guys present on camera. Fabletics fall-layers VIP and Quo business-comms reads sit mid-show before tour/Patreon soft close. Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. Places San Francisco — Mark’s chapter + interruption. 15:09 Fisherman’s Wharf — Postcard stack. 16:21 Brooklyn — “Big now” geography gag. 9:10 Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. Ads Fabletics (24:50) — fabletics.com/TUESDAYS. Quo (26:36) — business communications; 20% off first 6 months energy as read. Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. Show notes are a summary, not a full transcript. As an Amazon Associate we earn from qualifying purchases. Links on this page may be affiliate links through Amazon and other partner programs we participate in now or in the future. If you buy through those links, we may earn a commission at no extra cost to you.

Tuesdays with Stories · Episode 669 · Hosts: Mark Normand, Joe List · Published Aug 18 2026 · Runtime 1:05:29 · Watch: YouTube Chapters People Products Overview Places Ads Chapters 0:06 Cold open. 5:00 Morning-sex open — hotel continuity joke. 7:20 Brian Hamilton / Bob Newhart name-check board. 8:05 Dick-hole hygiene / morning-sex adjacent open. 23:40 Ad: Goodwipes — use-case pitch. 26:00 Ad: Quince — no-middlemen craftsmanship read. 52:31 Piss foot is rough — Odyssey compare. 54:00 Odyssey keeps listeners in it — cyclops fight. 1:03:51 Tom Dustin Portrait plug reprise. 1:04:56 Historical movies / dick jokes Patreon energy. Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. People Mark Normand Official site · The Comedian List Co-host. Noah Kahan piss-foot date night. 30:50 Joe List Official site · The Comedian List Co-host. Tom Dustin wedding; best-day coda. 10:24 Chuck Board/producer; named when Rupert asks for Chuck back. 23:00 Tom Dustin Groom / Portrait of a Comedian subject; sober hang legend. 10:24 Noah Kahan Wikipedia Concert that delivers the piss-foot. 30:50 Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. Products Born a Crime by Trevor Noah (Paperback) — Closest-match for the Trevor Noah / Noah Kahan mix-up beat. 26:51 Bullhide Mojave Wool Western Hat (closest-match for Joe’s $100 cowboy hat) — Closest-match for the Key West wedding cowboy hat Joe bought. 14:09 Stick Season [2 LP] — Noah Kahan listening (concert / album beat) 30:50 Goodwipes — Buy two, text receipt, free pack. 24:30 Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. Overview Morning-sex chatter opens into Joe’s Key West August sweat-box for Tom Dustin’s wedding — two Matts (Lever and Salacuse), cowboy hats, 175° humidity, and Tom as the funniest sober hang alive, with Portrait of a Comedian already changing lives. Sarah wins hottest-woman-at-the-wedding over Kelsey Cook by Joe’s math. Mark’s date night is Noah Kahan (title: Pros and Kahans): weeping girls, Beatles-scream energy, and the old piss-foot — someone upstream trickles onto her Birkenstock mid-cry-dance while there’s nowhere to move. Joe’s unrelated “best day of his entire life” (turf fields, Ferris-wheel trauma callbacks) soft-closes beside Goodwipes. Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. Places Key West — Tom Dustin wedding sweat-box. 10:24 New Jersey — Football-stadium turf-field best day. 56:10 Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. Ads Goodwipes (24:30) — goodwipes.com/TUESDAYS. Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. Show notes are a summary, not a full transcript. As an Amazon Associate we earn from qualifying purchases. Links on this page may be affiliate links through Amazon and other partner programs we participate in now or in the future. If you buy through those links, we may earn a commission at no extra cost to you.

Tuesdays with Stories · Episode 668 · Hosts: Mark Normand, Joe List · Published Aug 11 2026 · Runtime 1:15:42 · Watch: YouTube Chapters People Products Overview Places Ads Chapters 0:06 Cold open. 1:30 Jacket open — “that ain’t fab”; Tom Petty vintage gift. 9:35 North of San Francisco — about 40 minutes out. 10:37 Promised at-bat three years ago — never got it. 11:01 “You’re getting the at-bat.” 11:03 Title land — “Whoa mama, you’re At Bat-Man.” 12:20 Chance at a pro-league at-bat plus BP joy. 28:42 Ad: Zocdoc — check the appointment off. 29:30 Ad: BlueChew Gold — mid-show read. 43:55 Omega MIA / party pressure / expensive-watch panic. 1:13:18 Tour plugs — Zanies Nashville Aug 3. Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. People Mark Normand Official site · The Comedian List Co-host. Omega MIA; party pressure; seizure show. 43:55 Joe List Official site · The Comedian List Co-host. At-bat quest; SF romance tour with Sarah. 11:03 Chuck Board/producer; named in Pie / Stephen board chatter. 20:35 Sarah Joe’s wife — first full San Francisco experience. 15:41 Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. Products Mrs. Doubtfire [Blu-ray] — SF romance tour — Mrs. Doubtfire house stop. 24:54 Rawlings Player Preferred Adult Glove (closest-match) — Closest-match for Big Marty glove / Joe’s bag-of-balls at-bat kit. 11:15 A hardball like the ones in Joe’s bag (closest-match; no SKU named) — Closest-match for the bag of balls at the Pioneer League at-bat. 26:26 Tuesdays Patreon — Show home. 1:13:18 Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. Overview Joe finally gets the pro at-bat teased three years ago — title drop “At Bat-Man” — then watches a middle-middle meatball go by for strike three. Sarah’s first real SF romance tour, Twain’s coldest-winter-summer line, and Mark’s missing silver-watch panic until the kid has it under the crib flap. Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. Places San Francisco — Romance tour + at-bat home base. 13:49 Nashville — Zanies plug. 1:13:18 Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. Ads Zocdoc (28:42) — zocdoc.com/TUESDAYS. BlueChew Gold (29:30) — mid-show read. Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. Show notes are a summary, not a full transcript. As an Amazon Associate we earn from qualifying purchases. Links on this page may be affiliate links through Amazon and other partner programs we participate in now or in the future. If you buy through those links, we may earn a commission at no extra cost to you.