Ottomans Piglet | Tuesdays with Stories #666 w/ Mark Normand and Joe List

• 0:06 Cold open — fake banter and welcome.
• 2:14 Mulaney sold out Wrigley Field — road-story tee-up.
• 5:00 Car-ride Dylan deep-cut bond on the way to the club.
• 9:06 Everyone brings their guy now — used to be the club’s guy.
• 11:39 Afternoon strip-club plan plus Piranha 2 matinee.
• 27:39 Ad: BlueChew — pleasure in a tablet.
• 28:48 Ad: Fabletics — VIP 70–80% off.
• 47:12 Ad: Goodwipes — free pack promo.
• 1:09:48 Soft-close title drop — “Otterman’s Piglet” mid-ranking.
• 1:15:00 Tour plugs — Nashville, Pittsburgh Improv, Calgary, Acme birthday.

Mark Normand

Official site · The Comedian List

Co-host. Chairhound fantasy; Timex heirloom; DeRosa week; Omega gift. 32:57

Joe List

Official site · The Comedian List

Co-host. Hasbrouck Heights Mulaney bill; Peru host slot. 2:46

Chuck

Producer in the room — Superman tee, marathon schedule conflict, Omega handoff. 15:59

John Mulaney

Wikipedia

Featured on the Hasbrouck Heights same-age bill. 2:48

Joe DeRosa

Wikipedia

Headliner on the Peru week; snickers from the wings. 11:09

Piranha II: The Spawning [Blu-ray] — Peru-week matinee plan. Amazon 11:39

Piranha 3D (2010) [3D Blu-ray] — Daytime bottoming-out plan with pool. Amazon 11:56

Timex Weekender 38mm Watch (closest-match for Mark’s Timex) — Closest-match for the nine-year Timex ripped at the mall. Amazon 1:00:38

Omega Speedmaster — Gifted post-show; round silver dial named on the ranking beat. · Official site Amazon 1:06:50

Fabletics — VIP 70–80% off. Official site 28:48

Old-comedy road stories open the vault: Hasbrouck Heights Bananas with Liz Miele hosting, young John Mulaney featuring, Joe headlining the same-age bill; then the Peru week (country trip) where Joe hosts, Mark features, and Joe DeRosa headlining turns into Piranha matinees, strip-club afternoons, shared hotel rooms, and Mark murdering while DeRosa snickers. BlueChew / Fabletics / Goodwipes / Huel keep the mid-show sponsored.

Title energy is Mark’s chairhound hero fantasy — Brooklyn subway rider in a wheelchair, Baywatch carry vs click-click chair logistics — before the Normand heirloom crisis: a nine-year Timex ripped in a holiday mall scuffle, band snapped, Manhattan watch-repair shop refusing the job, Salacuse fixing half of it on the sidewalk, and Timex corporate demanding eight photos plus a receipt he doesn’t have. A post-show Omega Speedmaster gift and a mangled soft-close luxury-brand ranking (“Otterman’s Piglet”) close the loop. Portland Maine sold-outs and Superman-marathon asides fill the gaps.

Hasbrouck Heights, New Jersey — Bananas club Mulaney/Miele bill. 2:46

Peru — Country; DeRosa headlining week / ex-girlfriend trip context. 11:07

Brooklyn — Wheelchair subway platform. 32:57

Portland, Maine — Three sold-out shows / Empire Comedy Club (Official site). 49:07

Manhattan — Watch-repair shop stop. 1:00:24

• BlueChew (27:39) — BlueChew.com · promo TUESDAYS.
• Fabletics (28:48) — fabletics.com/TUESDAYS.
• Goodwipes (47:12) — goodwipes.com/TUESDAYS.
• Huel (49:03) — huel.com/TUESDAYS15 · code TUESDAYS15.