Yamahomo | Tuesdays with Stories #665 w/ Mark Normand and Joe List

• 0:06 Cold open — fake banter and welcome back.
• 4:53 Title seed — Yamaha vs Yamaho for Japan’s top surname.
• 10:22 Gay comic name-check board.
• 20:27 Ad: Quince — free shipping / 365-day returns.
• 21:48 Ad: Huel — daily greens / hot meals / RTD.
• 22:29 Ad: Sheath — favorite-sponsor energy.
• 1:05:00 Premise saved for Patreon.
• 1:07:33 Suzuki-homo / do-unto-others Sato gag — title lands.
• 1:09:03 Tour plugs — Cobb’s SF, Houston Improv.
• 1:09:47 Soft close — Chuck plugs a film-project ask on socials.

Mark Normand

Official site · The Comedian List

Co-host. Fifth-show curse; Uber branch; random select. 26:27

Joe List

Official site · The Comedian List

Co-host. Yamaho conjugation; hot Cellar dudes thesis. 38:17

Chuck

Producer in the room — Larry gag, Sheath size tease, soft-close film-project ask. 9:33

Sean Murphy

Theory that comedy is hot now — cited on the Cellar-hunk beat. 38:35

Bobby Kelly

Wikipedia

Cigar porch outside the club — nine different guys stop by to say hello. 38:03

Seinfeld: The Complete Series [Blu-ray] — Kramer-if-he-were-around-now clip chat. Amazon 15:19

Buster Keaton: The Shorts Collection 1917-1923 [Blu-ray] — Closest-match for the Buster Keaton film airport-gauntlet bit. Amazon 45:45

Ken Burns: Thomas Jefferson Fully Restored [DVD] — Mark watching the Jefferson history doc. Amazon 14:01

Sheath — Code TUESGAYS; first-pair guarantee. · Official site Amazon 22:29

Huel — Code TUESDAYS15; daily greens / RTD. · Official site Amazon 21:48

Tuesdays Patreon — Premises saved for patrons. Patreon 1:05:00

Title engine is a Yamaha → Yamaho → Suzuki-homo conjugation that keeps resurfacing until the soft close lands “do unto others as Sato would have you do.” Between those bookends Mark obsesses over the cursed fifth show of a weekend — slots one through four cook, Saturday late dies — while Joe clocks that every new male comic at the Comedy Cellar is inexplicably hot, with Sean Murphy blaming comedy’s mainstream glow-up.

Road chaos is pure Buster Keaton: a scheduled Uber ghosts Mark in Royal Oak, the replacement traps a tree branch under the chassis, he and the driver pry it out on camera, then airport random select stacks on the stroller lane and a snack-laden TSA mood. Quince, Huel, and Sheath (code TUESGAYS) keep the mid-show fed before baseball hot-dog-race joy, high-dive anxiety, and tour plugs through Cobb’s and Houston.

Comedy Cellar (Official site) — Hot new male comics observation. 38:17

Royal Oak, Michigan — Mark Ridley’s / Uber branch saga. 42:05

Detroit — Metro context for the Royal Oak airport run. 42:05

Cobb’s Comedy Club (Official site) — SF tour plug. 1:09:03

• Quince (20:27) — Quince.com/tuesdays · free shipping + 365-day returns.
• Huel (21:48) — huel.com/TUESDAYS15 · code TUESDAYS15 · greens / hot meals / RTD.
• Sheath (22:29) — sheath.com/TUESGAYS · code TUESGAYS · first-pair guarantee.