Smoke Signal Breakup w/ Sam Morril | Ep 344 | Bad Friends

• 0:00 Halloween at Bad Friends: a Backrooms hazmat suit, a pirate eye patch, Rudy Jules back from grad school, and He-Man jokes.
• 4:00 Rudy’s grudge smoking: Bobby buys the American Spirit yellows at 7-Eleven and Rudy finishes them, so the table says buy a carton.
• 8:00 Backrooms and Hope with captions, Korean with Bobby’s mom, The Odyssey ship on the Universal backlot, a beehive in a dressing room, and Pop Up Bagels.
• 13:00 Sam Morril joins and they plug his Netflix special Incorrect, then everyone breaks a One Wish Willow from Obsession.
• 18:00 Bobby’s Budapest story: a note from Jamie Lee Curtis on the Borderlands shoot and a bad joke at the Shoes on the Danube Bank.
• 20:00 Liquid IV and Ladder reads.
• 23:10 Back to Budapest: Rosenstein, goulash and District 9.
• 24:15 Sam’s best night on a Euro run: the Liverpool woman who almost came to London.
• 27:20 The Borgata show where Bobby cried on stage, and why Bobby lunged at Sam when he walked in.
• 30:00 Rudy asks if Sam is gay, Sam’s L’Artusi rec for Bobby, and Bobby’s Peloton and “hang thing.”
• 33:50 Sam’s girlfriend’s son and the Stephen Hawking trick, then Bobby’s will.
• 36:49 What Bobby spends on: restaurants, clothes and Le Labo Eucalyptus 20, which turns out to be Andrew’s cologne. Then Bobby wants Andrew’s shoes.
• 39:40 Banchan 101, Bobby turns out to be 55, and the “poop slop plop” on an indie movie set.
• 42:20 Cash App and Quince reads.
• 45:00 Bobby’s hit-and-run: security video of him scraping Rick Ingraham’s car in The Comedy Store lot.
• 49:00 Marcelo and the banged-up Xbox, then Sam’s pity license and Joe List driving 29½ hours.
• 52:00 Driving in Dublin and Australia, and the time Bobby rammed Sam Tripoli’s car on purpose.
• 55:00 Bobby’s principles, and Sam’s “I love you” mix-up with his girlfriend’s son.
• 57:20 Last-name amnesia: Bobby blanks on his girlfriend’s last name while making her Hogwarts Legacy character.
• 59:37 Bobby’s girlfriend the witch, the freezer spell, and X-Men levels of power.
• 1:03:00 Hidden superpowers, gochujang, and Bobby finally says something nice to Sam.
• 1:06:00 The Improv bump, why Bobby hates New York, and Stardew Valley as a way to learn a city.
• 1:08:50 A girlfriend who works in makeup, and the Olive Young lines in Pasadena and Century City.
• 1:10:30 Rudy’s long-distance boyfriend in Belgium and the smoke-signal breakup.
• 1:12:20 Movie night picks and Great British Baking Show draft night.
• 1:15:06 Sam on Last Comic Standing with Norm Macdonald, Roseanne and Keenen Ivory Wayans, then America’s Got Talent.
• 1:19:10 A cat sandwich, Adam Ray’s rock-chewing dog, Julio’s biting, an ex’s robe, and Rudy signs off.

• 18:08 Bobby and Jamie Lee Curtis — Her welcome note in Budapest, a walk to the river and the joke that sent everyone away.
• 24:33 Sam’s Liverpool night — He met a woman on a Euro run, asked her to come to London, and she backed out at the train station.
• 35:40 Bobby’s will — He keeps promising people a spot in his will. Ramsey Badawi might be in it.
• 37:04 Andrew’s signature scent — Bobby says he’s been wearing Le Labo Eucalyptus 20, and Andrew says Bobby is copying him. Andrew won’t say who makes his shoes.
• 45:05 The hit-and-run — The hosts roll the Comedy Store security video of Bobby scraping Rick Ingraham’s car, twice, and driving off.
• 57:36 The last name — Bobby forgets his girlfriend’s last name while making her Hogwarts Legacy character.
• 1:15:06 Sam’s TV competitions — Last Comic Standing, where Norm Macdonald loved his hoarder joke, then America’s Got Talent with Simon Cowell.

“He’s mocking. That’s what I wear. He found out what I wear.”

Andrew Santino 37:12

“No, you already blew up the cologne stuff.”

Andrew Santino 38:29

“If it was Tim Dillon’s car, I stop. I write a letter.”

Bobby Lee 48:36

“…she broke up with me, which stung extra hard. I’m the one thing she could get rid of.”

Sam Morril 1:15:48

Le Labo Eucalyptus 20 — Andrew Santino’s cologne — His signature scent, the eau de parfum he wears. “That’s what I wear,” Andrew says when Bobby brings it up. Le Labo sells it on its own site (15, 50 and 100 ml), not on Amazon. Buy at Le Labo 37:12

Backrooms (2026) [Blu-ray] — One Halloween costume is a Backrooms hazmat suit, and the table reviews the A24 movie. Amazon 2:43

The Grudge (2004) — What Rudy looks like smoking on the patio, according to Bobby. Amazon 6:56

Hope (2026) — Na Hong-jin’s Korean film, which Bobby watched again with captions. Wikipedia 8:36

The Odyssey (2026) [Blu-ray + Digital] — A movie outing with Bobby’s mom comes up, and its ship is still up on the Universal backlot. Amazon 10:25

Pop Up Bagels — Rudy only eats the trendy one: a plain bagel with cream cheese. Official site 12:50

Sam Morril: Incorrect — Sam’s new Netflix stand-up special. Netflix 14:00

Obsession (2026) Collector’s Edition [Blu-ray + Digital] — One of the costumes and the One Wish Willow sticks they break come from this horror movie. Amazon 15:00

Borderlands (2024) [Blu-ray] — The movie Bobby was shooting in Budapest when Jamie Lee Curtis left him a note. Amazon 18:08

District 9 — The “districts” of Budapest turn into a District 9 tangent. Amazon 24:06

Peloton Bike — Bobby’s answer to the gym question: he has a Peloton bike, little weights and a hang bar at home. Official site 33:38

Making the Band 2 — Bobby’s will plan gets compared to the show where Diddy sent the cast walking for cheesecake. Wikipedia 36:12

Seinfeld: The Complete Series [Blu-ray] — Two Seinfeld callbacks: Newman and the broccoli, and “Dolores” when Bobby forgets a last name. Amazon 49:10

Xbox Series X (closest match) — Bobby lent his Xbox to Marcelo and got it back banged up. The model wasn’t named, so this is the current one. Amazon 49:32

Hogwarts Legacy (Xbox Series X) — Bobby downloaded it for his Harry Potter-loving girlfriend and blanked on her last name making her character. Amazon 57:36

Stardew Valley (closest match: Nintendo Switch) — The farm game Bobby plays, used as a way to pitch him on New York. Amazon 1:07:44

The Great British Baking Show — Back for a new season. One host drafts picks with family for a little wager. Wikipedia 1:13:08

Last Comic Standing — Sam’s run with judges Norm Macdonald, Roseanne Barr and Keenen Ivory Wayans. Wikipedia 1:15:06

America’s Got Talent — Sam made it a couple of rounds and got a standing ovation for a fart joke. Wikipedia 1:16:30

He-Man — Why nobody says “master” anymore, and an open-mic He-Man with a lightning closer. 2:17

American Spirit yellows — The only cigarettes Rudy and Bobby smoke. The advice: buy a carton. 5:34

Matcha — From a Japanese spa trip. One host says nobody really likes it, and Rudy makes her own with almond milk. 11:52

The One Wish Willow — Everyone breaks one and makes a wish. Bobby wishes his mom lives to 100. 15:20

Goulash — The thing to order in Budapest. 23:30

The mystery shoes — Andrew won’t say who makes the shoes Bobby likes. They have no label. 37:51

Banchan — Bobby explains Korean side dishes and why he orders everything on the menu. 39:52

Polenta — The “poop slop plop” on the indie movie catering line. 41:03

Gochujang — What Bobby should cry when his find-anything superpower kicks in. 1:04:09

Acne patches — Part of the Olive Young pitch for anyone who breaks out. 1:09:56

Frédéric Fekkai — One host admits there’s Fekkai in his shower after a breakup. 1:23:44

7-Eleven (Wikipedia) — where Bobby buys the cigarettes. 5:04

Universal Studios Lot (Wikipedia) — where The Odyssey’s ship is still standing on the backlot. 10:34

CBS Studio Center (Wikipedia) — the Radford lot where Seinfeld was shot. 11:05

Budapest, Hungary (Wikipedia) — where Bobby shot Borderlands and Sam did stand-up. 17:27

Shoes on the Danube Bank (Wikipedia) — the Holocaust memorial where Bobby’s joke bombed. 19:00

Rosenstein, Budapest (Official site) — called maybe the best meal of a lifetime. 23:19

Liverpool, England (Wikipedia) — Sam’s best night of a Euro run. 24:33

Borgata, Atlantic City (Wikipedia) — the show where Bobby cried on stage. 27:30

L’Artusi, New York City (Official site) — Sam’s restaurant rec for Bobby. 31:36

The Comedy Store, Los Angeles (Official site) — the parking lot where Bobby hit Rick Ingraham’s car, and Sam Tripoli’s years before. 47:00

Comedy Cellar, New York City (Official site) — where Sam and Rachel Feinstein tried to cheer Bobby up. 1:05:20

Olive Young, Century City and Pasadena (Wikipedia) — the Korean beauty chain with lines around the block. 1:09:42

Belgium (Wikipedia) — where Rudy’s boyfriend lives. 1:10:45

Carolines on Broadway, New York City — where Sam met Norm Macdonald. 1:16:40

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• 6:20 If you keep buying the same thing one pack at a time and running out, buy in bulk, as the table tells Bobby.
• 31:20 Asking friends for restaurant recs? Text them one at a time. Sam says he skips group texts.
• 37:38 Go easy on cologne. Bobby pours too much and the table smells it right away.
• 48:05 If you damage a friend’s car, hand them cash for the repair. The table says a friend won’t feel comfortable asking.
• 59:20 Learn the basics about your partner, like their last name and birthday. Bobby had to apologize for weeks.
• 1:07:38 New to a city? Learn it one spot at a time, the way you grow a farm in Stardew Valley.
• 1:20:15 If your dog chews rocks, give it a ball or a toy instead. Rocks can crack its teeth.