Old White and Dumb | Ep 342 | Bad Friends

• 0:00 Cold open, then MONA in Tasmania and its wall of vaginas.
• 6:17 Cracker Barrel gift shop: how Andrew got Bobby hooked on Wiley Wallaby licorice.
• 8:00 “Yankee Doodle Dandy,” then a Southern bar’s flags start a fight over the word propaganda.
• 15:00 Man of the people at the Four Seasons, a Tennessee game photo, and an old-timer at Dick’s.
• 20:47 Keeshlinooo joins as the hosts flub her name; Chime read.
• 23:20 Her name’s meaning, Livingstone College, crab legs, and a summer surgery.
• 26:20 Her type, “clock it,” and the little-people basketball game that scared her as a kid.
• 31:20 Clemson to Charlotte: school culture shock and “old, white and dumb.”
• 36:27 Pageants, dance, and landing Rolling Loud: The Movie with Owen Wilson.
• 39:40 Rating crushes from Idris Elba to Dame Judi Dench, then a McDonald’s ball-pit date.
• 44:40 Back in Atlanta: the Tabernacle “incident” and Bobby’s apology.
• 53:20 Finding love for Doc, Little Women: LA, and Brad Williams on spina bifida and a dance-off.

Bad Friends merch — Official site

Wiley Wallaby Fruit Flavors Licorice Candy Variety, 10oz, 6-pack — the Cracker Barrel gift-shop candy, and the care-package favorite. Amazon 7:10

Sudoku puzzle books — came in the care package with the Wiley Wallabies. Amazon 7:39

Amazon Basics Cast Iron Kettlebell — like the 45-lb kettlebell bought at Dick’s for workouts in the condo where he’s staying. Amazon 17:50

Mary Poppins — Dick Van Dyke’s chimney-sweep song. Amazon 20:13

The Lord of the Rings: The Motion Picture Trilogy (Extended Edition) [Blu-ray] — the Bilbo Baggins jokes about little people. Amazon 31:04

Birkenstocks — what Keeshlinooo wanted to wear every day at her mostly-white private school. Amazon 31:54

Rolling Loud: The Movie (in theaters Oct 2, 2026) — her new movie with Owen Wilson and Matt Rife, in 2,000 theaters. Official site 37:50

Cars — Owen Wilson voices Lightning McQueen, the role that made her place him. Amazon 38:41

The Royal Tenenbaums — Wes Anderson’s movie she has never seen. Amazon 38:51

Bottle Rocket — the Wilson brothers’ first movie. Amazon 39:07

Fast Times at Ridgemont High — the movie Santino means with “Fast Times old” about Forest Whitaker. Amazon 41:03

Build-A-Bear — Santino’s date idea for Keeshlinooo, and she says she loves it. Amazon 43:24

Little Women: LA (Lifetime, Wikipedia) — her earlier TV run. Amazon · Little Women: LA: Wikipedia 55:09

Museum of Old and New Art (MONA), Tasmania — home of the wall of vaginas. 3:15

Cracker Barrel — the gift shop where the licorice habit started. 6:17

Dick’s Sporting Goods — the weight section with the very senior helper. 17:52

Livingstone College, Salisbury, North Carolina — where a college friend came up with her name. 23:45

Clemson, South Carolina — her hometown and Christian-school years. 31:23

Charlotte, North Carolina — the west-side school and where she’s based now. 33:27

Tabernacle, Atlanta — the venue of the earlier “incident.” 47:06

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