Are You Garbage · Episode #643: Andrew Santino Returns! · Hosts: Kevin Ryan (Kippy), H. Foley · Guest: Andrew Santino · Published May 13 2026 · Runtime 1:21:18 · Watch: YouTube Andrew Santino comes back to Are You Garbage in West Hollywood to find out if he’s classy or trash. He explains why he won’t help you move or pick you up at the airport, why he and his wife order in every night, and how a Temu hibachi chef with a sake-filled Super Soaker saved his birthday. Plus 50-plus bottles of bourbon, why vanilla Coke reminds Foley of a breakup, the Arby’s curly fry, and a ranking of every way to drink a Coke. Chapters People Products Places Ads Chapters 1:00 Santino returns, and the guys are back in West Hollywood. 3:24 Who gets a fast text back, and why he won’t help a friend move anymore. 6:52 A night off: dog, wife, a movie, and takeout eaten from the container. 8:14 A buddy’s “Boyfriend?” bar move, and the fake-eyelash trick from Ireland. 10:59 Neil Strauss’s The Game, and Santino’s first roommate in LA. 13:22 Over-ordering, leftovers, and milk that’s right on the edge. 15:23 Benihana said no, so a hibachi chef came to the house with a Super Soaker full of sake. 21:12 Who gets to use the upstairs bathroom, bar soap vs. body wash, and tap water in LA. 25:41 What’s in the fridge, 50-plus bottles of bourbon, and why vodka is a scam. 29:43 The restaurant drink order, sweets, and walking to gelato with the dog. 32:07 Lindt with sea salt, the pistachio-dipped cone, and sugar cones vs. waffle cones. 35:28 LA pizza, the burger quesadilla from Mexico, and why fajitas are the worst order. 39:33 The chipped tooth from a New Orleans bachelor party, and three missing teeth. 43:21 Burger etiquette: fries on the plate or in a basket, tater tots, and Arby’s curly fries. 47:23 Kippy and Foley’s tipping mix-up at Avra in Beverly Hills. 52:15 The free $480 pour, and how Santino tips when a restaurant comps him. 54:40 Foley’s DSW boots, dress shoes, suits, and tying a Windsor. 57:24 The Flyers, the Cubs, and who gets to jump on a bandwagon. 59:47 Collecting a baseball hat in every city, and the one hat he’ll never wear. 1:04:56 First famous person they met: Alley Mills, the dad from The Wonder Years, and Mike Schmidt’s hoagie shop. 1:09:01 Brand loyalty, Coke vs. Pepsi, and frozen Coke before Slurpees. 1:11:03 Why vanilla Coke reminds Foley of an old girlfriend. 1:14:31 The movie theater order, the popcorn bucket, and why Mexican Coke is number one. 1:19:55 Santino plugs the Bad Game Show, and sign-off. Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. People On this episode Kevin Ryan Official site · The Comedian List Host (Kippy). The tipping story at Avra and the Mike Schmidt hoagie shop. 47:23 H. Foley Official site · The Comedian List Host. Down 75 pounds, ordering Kumamoto oysters, and the vanilla Coke story. 1:11:03 Andrew Santino Official site · Wikipedia · The Comedian List profile · Best Movies & TV Shows Guest. Bad Friends and Whiskey Ginger host, back to find out if he’s gotten classy. 1:00 People mentioned C. Thomas Howell Wikipedia The Soul Man star they’re sure lives in the neighborhood. 1:41 Bobby Lee Official site · The Comedian List · Best Movies & TV Shows Santino’s Bad Friends co-host, who loved the hibachi chef. 4:25 Neil Strauss Wikipedia Author of The Game. 11:19 Scott Bakula Wikipedia The Necessary Roughness and Quantum Leap star they couldn’t name. 42:20 Joe Buck Wikipedia Santino says his dad was better. 1:02:53 Mancow Muller Wikipedia The Chicago radio DJ Santino met as a kid. 1:04:56 Alley Mills Wikipedia The mom from The Wonder Years, the first famous person Santino met. 1:05:36 Fred Savage Wikipedia Directed an episode of something Santino did. 1:06:37 Mike Schmidt Wikipedia The Phillies great who had a hoagie shop in Kippy’s hometown. 1:07:18 Mike Piazza Wikipedia Owns Honda dealerships near Kippy’s family. 1:08:20 John Elway Wikipedia Owns half of Denver’s car dealerships. 1:08:20 Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. Products The Game by Neil Strauss — the pickup book that changed his roommate’s life. Amazon 11:19 Blackstone griddle — the backyard griddle the hibachi chef cooked on. Amazon 16:04 Native body wash — the green one Kippy buys by color. Amazon 23:56 Bourbon glasses — for the 50-plus bottles of bourbon at Santino’s house. Amazon 27:21 Lindt dark chocolate with sea salt — Santino’s after-dinner treat. Amazon 32:07 Quantum Leap — the Scott Bakula show they all loved. Amazon 43:01 Mexican Coke in glass bottles — number one on Santino’s Coke ranking. Amazon 1:17:34 Bad Game Show (Bad Friends YouTube) — Santino and Bobby’s self-funded game show, 10 episodes, starting in June. YouTube 1:19:55 Andrew Santino tour dates — St. Charles, Missouri and San Diego, then a tour next year. Official site 1:20:35 Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. Places West Hollywood — where the episode was recorded. 2:02 Benihana — turned down Santino’s 25-person birthday party. 15:23 New Orleans — where Santino chipped his tooth at a crawfish boil. 39:53 Avra Beverly Hills — the Greek spot with the tipping mix-up. 47:46 Chicago Cubs — Santino shares season tickets with his cousin. 58:06 Intrepid Museum, New York — where Foley drank 13 free vanilla Cokes. 1:11:44 Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. Ads
