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We're Having A Good Time with Dusty Slay, Episode 179: My Travel Nightmare

My Travel Nightmare — We’re Having a Good Time with Dusty Slay — Episode 179

My Show Notes Team / October 3, 2026

We’re Having a Good Time · Episode 179 · Host: Dusty Slay · Published Aug 13 2026 · Runtime 1:03:55 · Watch: YouTube Dusty stacks Providence, a Halifax date, and a 5:20 a.m. Montreal connection. The flight is cancelled, not delayed. He closes the travel story and ends up on a drain line at home. Chapters People Products Overview Places Ads Chapters 0:04 Welcome. 5:50 Out of Sight on the plane. 11:27 Providence and the Comedy Connection. 12:08 A month with nothing booked. 16:57 A show in Halifax, Nova Scotia. 17:48 Drive to Boston for the connection. 17:53 5:20 a.m. through Montreal. 21:08 The flight is cancelled, not delayed. 30:10 A photo with someone at the airport. 33:48 How much Jesus shows up in the conversation. 42:15 People his age and the ’90s. 48:19 He pulls a drain line at the house. Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. People Dusty Slay The Comedian List · Official site · Tour Host. Solo episode. 0:04 Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. Products We’re Having a Good Time — Dusty Slay essay collection, Gallery Books, on sale November 10, 2026. Pre-order. Amazon 0:04 Dusty Slay tour dates — dustyslay.com. — Official site Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. Overview Dusty stacks Providence, a Halifax date, and a 5:20 a.m. Montreal connection. The flight is cancelled, not delayed. He closes the travel story and ends up on a drain line at home. Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. Places Providence, Rhode Island — Comedy Connection (Official site) weekend. 11:27 Halifax, Nova Scotia — the show the connection was for. 16:57 Boston — hotel and the missed Montreal leg. 17:48 Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. Ads No sponsor read in this episode. Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. Show notes are a summary, not a full transcript. As an Amazon Associate we earn from qualifying purchases. Links on this page may be affiliate links through Amazon and other partner programs we participate in now or in the future. If you buy through those links, we may earn a commission at no extra cost to you.

Harland Highway episode 233 with Harland Williams: Sam Tallent

Harland Highway Podcast

SAM TALENT in a world of anarchy, Cracker Barrel, and all the crazy, nutty, things in between!

My Show Notes Team / October 3, 2026

Harland Highway · Guest: Sam Tallent · Host: Harland Williams · Published Sep 22 2026 · Runtime 1:45:52 · Watch: YouTube Overview Harland opens on Cracker Barrel meatloaf / blackened-catfish energy (“summer meatloaf spectacular”) before seating New York comic Sam Tallent (size-morph gags, thieve music). Mid-show: Prize Picks football read, then a long table pass through Sam’s novel Brute — Paris hitman last job, aftershave name collision, chapter-one cold read. John Deere / Cracker Barrel roast returns; late act digs into Sam’s anarchist-commune youth (Emma Goldman name-checks, chaos-camp framing) before a Square hardware read and plugs for samtallent.com / Chubby Behemoth. Timestamp directory 0:11 Cold open — Cracker Barrel meatloaf / blackened catfish. 0:27 “Summer meatloaf spectacular” — kids-are-okay bit. 3:41 Sam Tallent entrance — thieve music; “Holy god. Is it really you?” 4:19 Size gag — 40-foot Sam / 2-inch Sam. 14:01 Ad: Prize Picks — football back; code HARLAND as read. 24:34 Brute intro — Paris hitman last job. 26:46 Chapter one cold read — “a novel by Sam Talent.” 32:33 Where to get Brute — table push. 35:51 “Please go out and get Brute.” 48:17 John Deere → Cracker Barrel roast — run-over-old-people bit. 1:03:21 Ad: Square — up to $200 off hardware; square.com/go/harland. 1:13:56 Cracker Barrel reprise — removed-from-enough / next Elon Musk foil. 1:20:03 Anarchy camp / anarchist commune youth. 1:21:39 Emma Goldman / Bunin sincere-young-men about anarchy. 1:42:55 Plugs — samtallent.com; Instagram; Chubby Behemoth podcast. 1:43:10 Close — “Sam Talent was here.” Stories Cracker Barrel cold open 0:11 Harland walks into Cracker Barrel for meatloaf / blackened catfish and gets the summer-meatloaf-spectacular upsell while hunting whether his kids are okay. The Old Country Store becomes the episode’s recurring staging ground. Sam Tallent arrives 3:41 Thieve music, holy-god entrance, New York comic framing, and the 40-foot / 2-inch size morph before the table settles into novel talk. Brute — Paris hitman 24:34 Sam’s novel about a hitman in Paris on one last job. Harland cold-reads chapter one, collides with Brute aftershave lore, and keeps pushing the book through the mid-hour. Anarchy camp 1:20:03 Late digression into Sam’s anarchist-commune youth — chaos camp, Emma Goldman / Bunin name-checks, sincere young men against systems of coercion — while Harland keeps steering back to Cracker Barrel absurdity. John Deere to Cracker Barrel 48:17 Tractor-drive roast: get on your John Deere, roll to Cracker Barrel, and the table asks whether that’s where we want to find the next Elon Musk. People Harland Williams The Celeb List · Best Movies & TV Shows Host. Cracker Barrel cold open, Prize Picks / Square reads, Brute cold read. 0:11 Sam Tallent Guest — Brute author; anarchist-commune stories; Chubby Behemoth. 3:41 Emma Goldman Name-checked in the anarchy-youth lane. 1:21:39 Places Cracker Barrel — Meatloaf cold open + late reprise. 0:11 Paris — Brute hitman setting. 24:34 New York — Sam’s comic hometown frame. 4:45 Products Brute (Sam Tallent) — Novel pushed on air; official site. 26:46 Ads Prize Picks (14:01) — Prize Picks · code HARLAND; football promos as read. Square (1:03:21) — square.com/go/harland · up to $200 off hardware as read. Passing, unlinked: Cracker Barrel hostess / meatloaf spectacular staff, John Deere tractor bit characters, commune-era friends, Elon Musk foil, Cleveland tour mention, Chubby Behemoth listeners. Show notes are a summary, not a full transcript. Product links may be affiliate links through Amazon and other programs. We may earn a commission at no extra cost to you.

This Past Weekend

Bad Haircut | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #684

My Show Notes Team / October 3, 2026

This Past Weekend · Episode 684 · Host: Theo Von · Published Sep 19 2026 · Runtime 1:11:52 · Watch: YouTube Overview Solo Theo opens mid-thought — “year 2026… I got a bad haircut” — Southern Amish energy, two inches gone in New York, birds and streams flowing the wrong way, and a week of haircut shame that peaks when he complains to bald buddy Shane (science-project hair-fall at nine; hairless-cat grandma bit). Mid-show road-nightmare: a camper/van trip where every bump launches spoons, knives, and drawers; towels stuffed in every crack; tetanus shots; then Field of Dreams baseball (vs Minnesota) and fishing with family. He spirals into phone-fed Gaza war footage, Kanye/Hines Hall Palestine stage imagery, “I’m back on my meds,” and the absurd McRib-is-back vs dead-children news juxtaposition. Call-ins close: Jamie (dad, oldest starting middle school, shame about poverty bus / wanting daughter not to introvert the pain) and Rick from New Jersey (12 years sober, new baby boy, asking how to take care of himself). No sponsor reads this hour. Timestamp directory 0:07 Cold open — can’t start a day / sentence / relationship; batter runs straight to second base. 0:52 “Year 2026… I got a bad haircut” — Southern Amish energy; churn your own butter. 1:46 Barbershop miss — nice guy rips two inches everywhere; NYC walk of shame; birds won’t land. 3:12 Haircut rage bit — detach-and-hum-it-into-a-crowd fantasy; D-sharp punchline. 5:54 Do not complain about a haircut to a bald friend — calls Shane; 9-year-old science-project hair on the paper; grandma’s hairless cat. 10:50 Road nightmare — high-school-kid camper chaos; spoons/bolts flying; ambulance vibes; drawers of knives on I-65 / I-40. 14:02 Tetanus shots; “go open that BTK-starter-kit junk drawer and slam your head into it.” 15:09 Field of Dreams baseball game vs Minnesota; fishing with family; praise-God survival. 20:35 Kanye / Hines Hall stage — Gaza imagery; phone doom-scroll of the war; drone/doctor talk. 26:38 “I’m back on my meds” — trying to steady the spiral. 32:40 McRib is back / Halloween / court TV — absurd news stack vs kids dying on the phone. 36:50 Fear lane — Israeli tech contracts, Patriots-game optics, iPhone-7000 TikTok brain. 49:48 Call-in: Jamie — oldest starting middle school; poverty shame; wants daughter not to carry the pain alone. 51:13 Theo advice — “we’re in this together”; temporary hard stretch; build her inner voice against outside judgment. 1:00:31 Call-in: Rick (NJ) — 12 years sober; second boy ~a month old; can’t offer help while drowning. 1:02:19 Live chat with Rick — take care of yourself so you can stay for them; massage / coffee close energy. 1:09:48 Soft close — blessings; peace. Stories Southern Amish haircut 0:52 Theo shows the cut: Southern Amish energy, churn-your-own-butter jokes, a nice barber who still took two inches off everything. He walks New York feeling like even the park birds and the stream flipped directions. OK looking like “shit” if it’s the shit he asked for — this wasn’t. Never call a bald friend about hair 5:54 He rings Shane mid-spiral. Shane’s reply lands heavier: age nine, looking down at a science project and finding his own hair already on it; grandma’s hairless cat that somehow ends up with Theo’s hair on it at eleven. Conversation hits a cul-de-sac; Theo hangs up wiser and still cactus-shaped. Camper of flying spoons 10:50 Road trip story where every bump dumps the silverware drawer. Bolts, spoons, knives, light fixtures cooking at 7,000°, towels stuffed in every crack, something like AA meetings forming in the back. They leave a third of the rig on the interstate, get tetanus shots, and praise God for surviving the Field of Dreams detour. McRib vs the feed 32:40 News stack: McRib is back, Halloween, a court case, and phone footage of kids dying in Gaza. He can’t square lemon-pepper hype with atrocity clips — admits the spiral, names meds, keeps talking anyway. Jamie’s middle-school daughter 49:48 Caller Jamie grew up poor, still feels the bus shame, and doesn’t want his oldest (heading to middle school) to introvert that pain. Theo reframes: say we’re fighters, this stretch is temporary, build a voice inside that answers when somebody looks down on you. Rick’s sober newborn stretch 1:00:31 Rick (NJ), 12 years sober, new second boy about a month old, calling because he’s last on his own list and scared of losing everything. Theo stays on the line — take care of yourself so you can stay useful to them. People Theo Von Best Movies & TV Shows Host. Solo #684 — bad haircut, road stories, war-feed spiral, call-in advice. 0:52 Shane Bald friend Theo calls about the haircut; science-project / hairless-cat stories. Unlinked. 6:12 Jamie Call-in dad — middle-school daughter, poverty shame. Unlinked. 49:59 Rick Call-in from New Jersey — 12 years sober, newborn son. Unlinked. 1:00:43 Kanye West Referenced for a Hines Hall / Gaza imagery stage moment Theo saw. 20:47 Places New York City — Post-haircut walk of shame. 2:27 Field of Dreams (Iowa game site) — Baseball stop vs Minnesota after the camper nightmare. 15:21 Gaza — Phone-feed / stage-imagery talk. 20:47 New Jersey — Rick’s call-in. 1:00:43 Products McRib — Absurdist “it’s back” news foil vs war footage. Unlinked grocery. 32:51 Ads None this episode. Passing, unlinked: Barber in NYC, high-school camper crew, ambulance drivers on the interstate, Minnesota Field of Dreams opponents, family fishing day, Patriots / optical-camouflage digression, TikTok / iPhone bit characters, Jamie’s daughter and family, Rick’s partner and newborn. Show notes are a summary, not a full transcript. Product links may be affiliate links through Amazon and other programs. We may earn a commission at no extra cost to you.

Take Your Shoes Off

Lily Phillips | Take Your Shoes Off #374

My Show Notes Team / October 3, 2026

Take Your Shoes Off · Episode #374 · Host: Rick Glassman · Guest: Lily Phillips · Published Oct 2 2026 · Runtime 1:54:28 · Watch: YouTube Chapters People Products Overview Places Ads Chapters 2:09 Signal Awards — listener’s choice vote. 3:52 Houston, Tacoma, Salt Lake — Ricky’s dates. 5:35 Snus, then Magic Mind instead of coffee. 8:01 Why she says yes to podcasts. 15:46 Shoes-off OCD versus not caring. 25:58 The harsh interview — judgment versus questions. 36:52 Intimacy at work versus with her boyfriend. 47:56 We Should Date — Michael’s cross-promo. 50:31 University score sheet — ask what they like. 1:03:29 Top Gun pitch — one real scene inside a movie. 1:27:21 Afraid of the dark — lights on, feet in. 1:40:55 Parents, affirmations, and self-acceptance. Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. People Rick Glassman Official site · The Comedian List Host. OCD rules, the other-podcast reaction, Top Gun pitch. 15:46 Lily Phillips Wikipedia Guest. Why she takes the invites, work versus home, lights on at night. 8:01 Michael Lenoci We Should Date In the room for the Hims bit; plugs We Should Date live in New York on Nov 7. 47:56 Tom Cruise Wikipedia The Maverick doorway beat Rick wants played as a real scene. 1:03:29 Anne Hathaway Wikipedia Casting name in the restaurant scene of that same movie pitch. 1:06:49 Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. Products Magic Mind Original Energy & Focus Shot — Rick took one before they started; lion’s mane and ashwagandha, no coffee. Amazon 6:01 Nature Made Magnesium Citrate — closest match for the magnesium he says he takes three times a day. Amazon 6:37 Top Gun: Maverick [Blu-ray] — the doorway scene in the movie pitch. Amazon 1:03:29 Rick Glassman tour — Houston, Tacoma, Salt Lake. Official site 3:52 Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. Overview In London, Rick and Lily Phillips talk why she takes podcast invites, OCD rules versus not caring, intimacy at work versus at home, a Top Gun scene he wants in a real movie, and why she sleeps with the lights on. Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. Places London — where they are sitting; Rick says he’ll come back. 1:26:34 Houston — Oct 1–3, with Michael. 3:52 Prague — a balcony she names as a shoot location. 38:43 New York — We Should Date live, Nov 7. 47:56 Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. Ads Signal Awards (2:09) — listener’s choice; search TYSO. vote.signalaward.com PrizePicks (3:09 · 46:12) — code TYO · $150 in lineups if you win your first $5 lineup, as read. Hims (3:34 · 45:14) — hims.com/tyso · hair, weight, ED. Individual results may vary. Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. Show notes are a summary, not a full transcript. As an Amazon Associate we earn from qualifying purchases. Links on this page may be affiliate links through Amazon and other partner programs we participate in now or in the future. If you buy through those links, we may earn a commission at no extra cost to you.

Tuesdays with Stories

Turban Cowboy | Tuesdays with Stories #675 w/ Mark Normand and Joe List

My Show Notes Team / October 3, 2026

Tuesdays with Stories · Episode 675 · Hosts: Mark Normand, Joe List · Published Sep 29 2026 · Runtime 1:13:03 · Watch: YouTube Chapters People Products Overview Places Ads Chapters 0:03 Cold open — fake banter intro. 1:53 25th anniversary / 9-11 deep-dive setup. 6:18 “Turban Cowboy” title drop — 9-11 head bit. 10:52 Stern whack-pack / Chuck board chatter. 20:16 BlueChew read. 21:40 Zocdoc read. 23:29 Sheath read. 24:34 Joe at Ground Zero listening to Stern. 32:51 Mark’s Canada run — Regina / Saskatchewan. 35:27 Time-zone / insurance / flight-money saga. 53:27 Joe’s ballpark / wrong-tickets meltdown. 1:08:24 Tour soft close / Stress Factory & Madison. Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. People Mark Normand Official site · The Comedian List Co-host. Canada run, Regina shows, flight-money bet. 32:51 Joe List Official site · The Comedian List Co-host. Ground Zero Stern listen; ballpark tickets fight. 24:34 Chuck Producer — on the board this episode. 20:11 Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. Products Tuesdays Patreon Patreon · tuesdayspod.com Official site Mark Normand tour Official site · Joe List tour Official site Sheath underwear — code TUESGAYS / Tuesdays as read. Amazon · Official site 23:29 Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. Overview Mark and Joe drop “Turban Cowboy,” dig into Stern’s 9-11 broadcast and Joe’s Ground Zero listen, then Mark’s Canada / Regina flight-money saga and Joe’s ballpark ticket blowup before tour plugs. Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. Places Ground Zero / World Trade Center site — Joe’s Stern listen. 24:34 Regina, Saskatchewan — Mark’s Canada dates. 33:22 Tour dates — Mark · Joe · Stress Factory (Official site) / Madison as read. 1:10:11 Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. Ads BlueChew (20:16) — bluechew.com · code TUESDAYS · buy 2 months Gold get 3rd free as read. Zocdoc (21:40) — zocdoc.com/TUESDAYS · code TUESDAYS as read. Sheath (23:29) — sheath.com/TUESGAYS · code TUESGAYS / Tuesdays · 20% off as read. Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. Show notes are a summary, not a full transcript. As an Amazon Associate we earn from qualifying purchases. Links on this page may be affiliate links through Amazon and other partner programs we participate in now or in the future. If you buy through those links, we may earn a commission at no extra cost to you.

Harland Highway episode 232 with Harland Williams: Matan

Harland Highway Podcast

MATAN introduces SPIDER-GIRL to the world! Also golden gopher teeth, spring rolls, and old age!

My Show Notes Team / October 3, 2026

Harland Highway · Guest: Matan Evan (Spider-Girl) · Host: Harland Williams · Published Sep 15 2026 · Runtime 1:15:00 · Watch: YouTube Overview Harland Williams opens with an Art Avengers YouTube reminder, then rolls golden-gopher-teeth / joke-store bits before seating guest Matan Evan (first-name/last-name confusion: Eve-Ven not Evan). Table energy: chipmunk-lips virgin-advice foil, Andrew-Tate-adjacent “red pillar” mockery, Hims ED read, landline / Beetlejuice-Wednesday roasting, then the Spider-Girl baptism — Matan’s hair “volcanic eruption,” webs jokes, and Harland’s tragic age-gap poem (Night of the Iguana tone) while Matan claims a headache. Late: Kimmy-Wrong spring-roll Chinese-food bit, soft-sheet Motel-6 digression, cankle candy / Hershey’s melt, and “Spidergirl from now on” send-off. Timestamp directory 0:11 Cold open — Art Avengers animated series plug (YouTube exclusive). 0:44 Golden gopher teeth — joke-store buy; chew through drywall bit. 1:50 Show settle — Matan arrives; aura / “you’re great” warm-up. 2:16 Name audit — Matan; Eve-Ven vs Evan; “first name’s your last name?” 3:43 Chipmunk / virgin / red-pillar foil — table-flip crowd story; respect giggle test. 10:17 Ad: Hims — online ED care; see website for details as read. 14:10 Gopher teeth reprise — put them in, chipmunk lips, wig aside. 21:30 Landline / teenager roast — Beetlejuice Wednesday → “you look like Thursday.” 23:05 Hard digression — embryo disruption / terminate-if-you-know hypothetical; Oreo-through-nose detour. 36:47 Spider-Girl baptism — “Spidergirl. Spidergirl.”; moment you turned into Spidergirl. 38:00 Age-gap poem — Harland reads tragic old-man balcony poem; Matan’s ear/headache; hair volcanic pop. 40:09 Poem climax — “Squeeze life’s every last drop, child”; table-flip attempt. 55:00 Soft sheets / Motel 6 / crunchy-sheet girls digression. 1:03:40 Spring rolls — Kimmy Wrong / Reichy Reichy Chinese-food bit; juicy spring roll. 1:09:27 “You look like Spider Girl earlier” — nickname sticks. 1:12:48 Close — Spidergirl from now on; cankle candy / Hershey’s cankles melt. Stories Golden gopher teeth 0:44 Harland’s recurring prop bit: joke-store golden gopher teeth that let you chew through drywall. Returns mid-episode with chipmunk-lips forcing function whenever Matan gets too serious. Eve-Ven, not Evan 2:16 Name confusion bit — Matan’s last name sounds like Evan; Harland insists Eve-Ven. First-name-is-last-name riff becomes the episode’s identity glue before Spider-Girl lands. Spider-Girl arrives 36:47 After hair pops out “like a volcanic eruption,” Harland knights him Spidergirl. Ironic beat: Matan’s woman-hating online persona vs suddenly becoming Spider-Girl on the Highway. Nickname sticks through spring rolls and the close. Age-gap poem 38:00 Harland reads a balcony-sunset poem about old tired throats and bugs eating eyes while Matan (teen energy / says 18 in the bit) nurses a headache and begs him to stop. Ends with applause demand and a failed table flip. Kimmy Wrong spring rolls 1:03:40 Chinese-restaurant accent bit — Kimmy Wrong / Reichy Reichy / juicy spring roll — while insisting he doesn’t speak Chinese but really likes the spring roll. Pure Harland highway nonsense. People Harland Williams The Celeb List · Best Movies & TV Shows Host. Art Avengers plug, gopher teeth, age-gap poem, Spider-Girl naming. 0:11 Matan Evan Guest — christened Spider-Girl on air; name/chipmunk/age-gap foil. 2:16 Places Motel 6 — Soft-sheet / crunchy-sheet digression. 55:04 Products Art Avengers — Harland’s animated series (YouTube exclusive plug). 0:11 Golden gopher teeth — Joke-store prop. Unlinked novelty. 0:44 Spring rolls — Kimmy Wrong bit food. Unlinked. 1:03:57 Hershey’s — Cankle-candy melt close. Unlinked grocery. 1:13:15 Ads Hims (10:17) — hims.com · online licensed providers for ED; see site for details/restrictions as read. Clinical — no Amazon. Passing, unlinked: Andrew Tate foil / “red pillar” guy, table-flip nine-person crew, Beetlejuice / Wednesday comparison, Oreo-nose challenge friend, Motel 6 crunchy-sheet girls, Chinese restaurant staff in the Kimmy Wrong bit. Show notes are a summary, not a full transcript. Product links may be affiliate links through Amazon and other programs. We may earn a commission at no extra cost to you.

Take Your Shoes Off

Jeremiah Watkins 3.0 (Feat. Special Guest) on TYSO – #372

My Show Notes Team / October 3, 2026

Take Your Shoes Off · Episode 372 · Host: Rick Glassman · Guest: Jeremiah Watkins · Published Sep 18 2026 · Runtime 2:29:21 · Watch: YouTube Overview Rick Glassman welcomes Jeremiah Watkins back for TYSO #372 (3.0) with the usual shoes-off living-room chaos. Cold open covers retreat photos, theme-music resets, plastic-bottle water shame, then Helix Sleep and PrizePicks reads interrupted by Jeremiah loving PrizePicks and Rick’s tour dates (Salt Lake, Philly, Tacoma). Long riff blocks: microphone fart lore (Alvin hair / improv-lab origin), burp-vs-fart condom theology, baby-boy / Aunt Lauren digressions, Mortal Kombat “get over here” loops, car check-engine / posture bits, Jaws “get over” game, comedy-origin webs vs straight-world college, an uncomfortable prior episode that disheartened Jeremiah, standup craft and headliner chip, John Wick dog-death empathy debate, and close plugs for Jeremiah’s YouTube special Intrusive Thoughts. Timestamp directory 0:05 Cold open — brush teeth / simple man; waters and teas. 0:57 Retreat photo reel — John Michael, Matt Day, Tom; theme music Scoot. 2:39 Jeremiah welcome — Take Your Shoes Off; plastic water bottle vs house water shame. 3:43 Ad: Helix Sleep — helixsleep.com/tiso · 27% off as read (Rick flubs /tyo). 4:48 Ad: PrizePicks — code TYO; Jeremiah crashes the read (“I love Prize Picks”). 5:36 Rick tour — Sep 17–19 stretch into Philly / Salt Lake / Tacoma; rickglassman.com. 11:40 Tags / merchandise / consumer-tag rant; Jeremiah Watkins shirt. 15:00 Mic-fart lore — improv lab, Alvin hair, looped fan farts, “fart in the mic guy.” 25:00 Burp vs fart ethics — condom analogy; pants-on vs pants-off. 28:20 Baby boy / Aunt Lauren digression lane. 29:30 Mortal Kombat “Get over here” bit loop. 31:48 Ad: Helix Sleep (second read) — Rick as user; partner sleeps on Helix too. 35:29 Ad: PrizePicks again — “run your game.” 40:00 Car check-engine light as life metaphor; protect-the-car foil. 52:44 Posture fix / “get over here” reprise. 1:01:09 Get over Jaws — bit game. 1:15:00 Comedy origin — webs vs straight college path; uncomfortable prior episode fallout. 1:53:08 Headliner chip — humble act vs 15-minute reality; craft talk. 2:24:25 John Wick dog-death empathy vs henchmen body count; fart-in-front-of-girlfriend closer joke. 2:28:37 Close — Jeremiah YouTube special Intrusive Thoughts; love-you-Rick champ energy. Stories Plastic bottle in a house with glasses 2:39 Jeremiah brings his own plastic water. Rick audits the hike-vs-house logic: if you’re at someone’s home with water, why the bottle? Sets the shoes-off judgment tone for the next two hours. Fart-in-the-mic guy 15:00 Jeremiah owns the brand — real fart vs fart-joke economy, improv-lab origin, fans mailing fart audio, Alvin-hair prop. Debate whether less fart content would grow the audience; he suspects the opposite of what polite people want. Get over here 29:30 Mortal Kombat Scorpion loop becomes a recurring bit — later remixed into posture advice and a “get over Jaws” game. Pure TYSO ADHD comedy glue. Uncomfortable episode hangover 1:15:00 Someone (prior guest / circle) felt the episode was uncomfortable; Jeremiah called about it the night before. Disheartened beat under the jokes — craft vs people leaving weird. Intrusive Thoughts special 2:28:37 Closes plugging his fourth YouTube special Intrusive Thoughts — proud of the quality, asks for subs/comments, thanks Rick for always championing the work. People Rick Glassman Host. Helix/PrizePicks reads, tour dates, posture bits. 2:51 Jeremiah Watkins Guest (3.0). Mic-fart lore, standup craft, Intrusive Thoughts special. 2:51 Aunt Lauren Named in the baby-boy digression. Family/passing — unlinked. Places Salt Lake City — Rick tour date. 5:55 Philadelphia — Tour stop. 5:45 Tacoma — Tour stop. 5:51 Products Intrusive Thoughts (YouTube special) — Jeremiah’s fourth special; close plug. 2:28:37 rickglassman.com — Tour tickets. 5:55 John Wick Amazon — Dog-death empathy debate. 2:24:25 Ads Helix Sleep (3:43, 31:48) — helixsleep.com/tiso · 27% off as read. PrizePicks (4:48, 35:29) — Download app · code TYO ($150 lineups / first $5 lineup promo as read). Passing, unlinked: John Michael, Matt Day, Tom (retreat photos), Alvin (hair bit), Improv Lab crowd, girlfriend / John Wick watch party, toddlers with half a Ritz, Scoot (theme music), prior uncomfortable-episode guest. Show notes are a summary, not a full transcript. Product links may be affiliate links through Amazon and other programs. We may earn a commission at no extra cost to you.

Are You Garbage

Taylor Tomlinson! | Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast w/ Kevin Ryan & H. Foley

My Show Notes Team / October 3, 2026

Taylor Tomlinson! | Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast w/ Kevin Ryan & H. Foley Are You Garbage · Guest: Taylor Tomlinson · Hosts: Kevin Ryan (Kippy), H. Foley · Published Sep 20 2026 · Runtime 1:09:52 · Watch: YouTube Overview Kippy and Foley welcome Taylor Tomlinson to the backyard for a first-time Are You Garbage sit-down. After a cold-open plug for the American Garbage special and Army of Garbage tour dates, Foley’s warm intro misfires on her early-career timeline (she was still in high school in 2013), then they dig into Central California roots people keep misreading as Midwestern, a hyper-religious childhood, church-circuit standup at 16, her mom’s death and a stepmom who modeled career work ethic, Disneyland-as-family-vacation (including hospice tickets right after the funeral), Harry Potter banned as “satanic,” dad’s grades-and-treadmill house rules, Cal Poly San Luis Obispo vs needing a real comedy scene, and the long Christian-comedy money runway before she started swearing onstage. Ad reads: Brunt Workwear, GLD, BetterHelp, Warby Parker. Late board goes full garbage audit — Lesser Evil tote-bag movie snacks, Diet Coke mini-cans, Hu chocolate, AMC Stubs, Delta Diamond / first-class, hard-boiled airport eggs, shoes-on / seat-up plane manners, booking her own flights and openers — before Kippy grades her “Temecula trash / classy trash.” Close: Actually Nevermind essays plug and February tour. Timestamp directory 0:00 Cold open — American Garbage special is live; numbers cooking; share it. 0:09 Army of Garbage tour shout — Appleton, San Jose, San Diego, Tacoma, Atlanta, Philly, Springfield, Fort Wayne, Connecticut, Phoenix, Timonium, Milwaukee, Chicago, Cincinnati, Columbus; tickets at areyougarbage.com. 0:35 Show open — Are You Garbage; Kippy & Foley; Toddy’s new addition / limearitas bit; Patreon plug. 1:42 Taylor intro — first-time guest; Foley overshoots the 2013 “you were already a company” timeline; she corrects (HS class of 2011; full-time at 21). 4:15 Origin ask — Central California, not Midwest; round friendly face / “cornfield” misreads; Midwestern-accent myth. 5:08 Standup at 16 — church comedy class with dad + Karen; Christian-circuit opens; performing in churches until ~18. 6:06 Very religious / sheltered upbringing; mom dies when she’s a kid; dad music teacher → real estate; stepmom as work-ethic model. 10:36 Sibling inventory — Taylor oldest of four; hosts flip the table (Irish twins / half-brothers). 11:42 Money growing up — pretty poor early (teacher dad, mom in hospital); later stepmom / dad real-estate team; Dustin Nickerson as grounded married comic foil. 17:06 First car — white Oldsmobile bench seat; “I’d rather be quilting” plate frame; freeway terror. 18:50 Ad read: Brunt Workwear — code GARBAGE. 20:40 Ad read: GLD jewelry — code GARBAGE. 22:00 First jobs — pizza cashier; Soup Plantation / Sweet Tomatoes; waxing-salon cashier; Foley’s late start at 32 (Philly actor crash-out → open mic). 24:40 Local celebrity void — Olivia Rodrigo / Temecula name-drop; Modesto / George Lucas foil; Temecula as freeway island between SD and LA. 26:31 Family vacation = day-trip Disneyland; overnight Disneyland Hotel via hospice free tickets right after mom died. 27:48 Passport / Nutella as adult firsts — “trash markers” board. 28:30 Bedroom posters — inspirational quote cards (near live-laugh-love); Harry Potter until dad calls it satanic (~9–12). 30:00 Kitchen culture — babysitters / assemble-not-cook dinners; no family signature dish; grace every time; colored → white Christmas lights class climb; adult double-tree (white display + colorful bedroom). 34:30 First concert as adult — The Killers in Vegas; band-kid social life; grounded all summer without straight A’s; books put in storage; TV only on the treadmill. 39:00 Cal Poly San Luis Obispo — planned teacher / YA novelist; no standup scene in the beach town; realized she needed clubs. 39:44 Ad read: BetterHelp — betterhelp.com/garbage. 40:46 Ad read: Warby Parker — warbyparker.com/garbage. 42:36 Christian comedy circuit money at 16; responsible-with-money vs “I can’t teach investing”; downtime = read / hike / AMC Stubs / coffee-shop writing with no deadline. 47:00 Writing craft — punchlines on paper vs “writing on stage”; recording / listening to sets; John Madden tape quote foil. 50:00 Movie-date theology — AMC Stubs (up to four/week); sneak Lesser Evil popcorn in a Ziploc + Diet Coke can + Hu dark chocolate sea salt; theater Diet Coke with ice when buying. 55:00 Acid reflux / caffeine / SmartSweets cloud candy digression. 58:00 Delta Diamond / first-class since ~2022; avoid United bump theater; Chick-fil-A grilled nuggets smell sin; hard-boiled airport eggs “for health.” 59:00 Plane manners showdown — eggs vs shoes-off vs seat-back; she keeps shoes on / seat up; books own flights and openers mid-air. 1:04:00 Plane TV — Tulsa King / Yellowstone-adjacent dad shows; dads with teen daughters as her unexpected fan lane. 1:05:53 Verdict beat — “Midwest classy broad” flipped to Temecula / California trash; she self-labels classy trash; catch vs red-flag dating frame. 1:08:57 Close — Actually Nevermind book congrats; Army of Garbage tour; Taylor February tour via taylortomlinsoncomedy.com / @TaylorTomlinson. Stories The 2013 intro that aged her up 1:42 Foley tries to crown her as already “a company” when the boys were slogging the Village in 2013. Taylor won’t take the free myth — high school class of 2011, full-time at 21, barely in New York yet. She jokes the miss actually proves he wasn’t creepy about teens. The board keeps circling calendar math the rest of the hour. Church-class origin 5:08 A woman from church (Karen) drags dad into a Christian comic’s class; Taylor, dad, and Karen take it together. She opens for that comic, works churches into 18, and only later flips the “tortured CBGB’s kid” story she wishes she’d had. Sheltered, serious Christian house — Catholic-guilt cousins on the host side for contrast. Hospice tickets to Disneyland 26:31 Family “vacation” was mostly day-trip Disneyland because it was an hour away. The one overnight at the Disneyland Hotel came right after mom died — hospice handed free tickets someone had donated. She was eight; younger siblings even younger. Whiplash memory she still leads with when asked where they traveled. Harry Potter vs

We Might Be Drunk

Paul Walter Hauser w/ Mark Normand & Sam Morril – Ft. Alex Moffat – We Might Be Drunk Podcast

My Show Notes Team / October 3, 2026

We Might Be Drunk · Guests: Paul Walter Hauser, Alex Moffat · Hosts: Mark Normand, Sam Morril · Published Sep 21 2026 · Runtime 1:17:26 · Watch: YouTube Quick summary Sam Morril is back from a two-week European stand-up run — Copenhagen age-of-consent bomb, Helsinki sauna whiskey, Stockholm, Athens, heavy Budapest, Zagreb’s Museum of Broken Relationships, Vienna’s Third Man locations, Warsaw / Majdanek. Mark and Sam workshop new bits: saying “I love you” to a girlfriend’s kid before the mom, toddler “stolen valor” baby-doll dad cosplay, a Bangkok genital-enhancement news bit, and a porn-vs-weed “got too strong” analogy. After Willie’s Remedy / Tempo / Hims reads, Paul Walter Hauser arrives with Alex Moffat in tow. They cover Hauser’s Larry Charles pilot, I, Tonya / Hollywood Bowl meet-cute with Moffat, wrestling fandom (DDP Yoga weight loss for Black Bird), Letterboxd honesty backlash, The Naked Gun remake risk and OJ joke, Farley / Fatty Arbuckle / Mamet near-misses, the celebrity group text (Rockwell, Justin Long, Vince Vaughn, Bill Burr, Peter Billingsley), and Hauser’s satirical YouTube talk show Boy Talk. Close: Resident Evil plug, Mark/Sam liquor-salesmen movie (Bodega Cat Whiskey), hair-transplant talk, tour dates, and Bodega Whiskey distribution shout-outs. Timestamped outline 0:08 Cold open — Sam home from Europe; hair growing in post-transplant; big-hat / Forrest Gump comment section lean-in; NY comics own baldness (Soder, Hamilton). 1:02 Europe recap: Copenhagen age-of-consent bomb; Helsinki (saunas, fish soup, herring, rowdy dark crowd); Stockholm / Athens; Budapest heaviness (Hitler→Stalin); Zagreb vs Croatia vibe; Dražen Petrović / Once Brothers 30 for 30 digression. 5:53 Vienna: The Third Man sewer / Orson Welles refused the smell; 1897 Ferris wheel; Zagreb Museum of Broken Relationships (picnic blanket, freestanding mirror exhibits). 7:43 Philly Mütter Museum aside; Warsaw tourist kitsch + Majdanek visit; Louis CK Dachau Twitter bit; Nathan Macintosh Oreos / Skittles brand-activism bits. 10:36 Comedy workshop opens — Sam’s “I love you” to girlfriend’s kid before mom; L-word bit; guy-friend vs romantic love. 12:54 Toddler baby-doll / stolen-valor dad bit; hair-plugs vs C-section wife joke; Bangkok genital-enhancement bit; porn-in-the-woods communal / weed-and-porn “got too strong” workshop. 20:31 Ad reads: Willie’s Remedy, Tempo, Hims. 23:44 Paul Walter Hauser joins; Alex Moffat crashes (“girlfriend in the green room”); dead-wall / RIP wall; Larry Charles directed Hauser’s first LA pilot (Lee Mathers); Kanye “Curb” / Larry Charles riff; Philip Baker Hall / PTA praise. 27:03 I, Tonya theater memory; Hollywood Bowl Paul Simon concert meet-cute (Moffat’s wife in I, Tonya sweatshirt) → friendship / godfather pact; Montreal Just for Laughs audition bonding (Echo Kellum always got it). 29:30 Hauser’s 10+ years of stand-up then quit; Meltdown Comics / Melrose Improv stacked lineups (Diaz, Mandel, Patton, Quinta); Grand Rapids / Saginaw origin; wrestling fandom (Sting, DDP, The Rock, Flair, Attitude Era). 32:14 Third Man / Orson Welles cuckoo-clock speech; Tommy Lee Jones “I don’t care” Fugitive riff; movie-nerd energy; Hauser turns 40 — birthday wish is just a movie theater; The Weight (Ethan Hawke / Russell Crowe) as favorite of the year. 32:59 On-air show-notes callout — Sam on the Vienna 1897 Ferris wheel / Third Man beat: “There I am. Yeah, we’ll put it in the show notes.” 35:00 Letterboxd honesty: managers calling after bad ratings; Christmas with the Campbells 3.5; Alex’s shoot fart kept in a movie; Casey Rocket / Zack Zucker / Rory Scovel improvised special; Cat Williams / Kevin Hart roast; Hollywood beef scarcity. 41:25 Hauser’s breaks: Dustin Lance Black background→speaking part; Flappers door guy → Kingdom; Richard Jewell praise; Letterboxd 5-stars = Shawshank / Jaws only; Scorsese deep cuts vs Wolf of Wall Street bros. 44:50 Alex briefly exits (Ed Sheeran open joke); Black Bird voice-choice risk; 5 years sober next month; Last Comic Standing fat photo → DDP Yoga / intermittent fasting for Black Bird (−40 lbs); Zepbound for last 15; Malkovich Rounders anecdote / Damon on The Instigators. 51:50 The Naked Gun remake: Akiva risk, Doug & Dan pages, visual jokes, OJ looking-at-camera joke in trailer; ~$104M worldwide; romcom box-office note (Anyone But You). 54:36 Career near-misses / passion projects: Virginia (Ed Harris / Jennifer Connelly) TIFF critical bloodbath; Americana (Simon Rex, Eric Dane, Sydney Sweeney); Springsteen Deliver Me from Nowhere (Jeremy Allen White) — slow/sad tonality. 57:27 Celebrity group text: Sam Rockwell, Justin Long, Vince Vaughn, Bill Burr, Peter Billingsley; SNL 50 concert; attached to play Chris Farley (Warner Bros. frozen); Mount Rushmore of SNL (Farley, Ferrell, Wiig, Hader); Mamet Fatty Arbuckle / Will Be Good lunch — “do you know anybody who has money?” 1:01:43 Passed on Sam Kinison and Rob Ford (too many dead fat real-life roles); weight goal ~215–200 for range (Seth Rogen comparison); Boy Talk satirical talk show with Julian Serri (Blake Griffin, Teddy Swims, Rob Rausch, Becky Lynch guests) — spoofing Tate / Patrick Bet-David toxic-masculinity lane. 1:04:43 Resident Evil plug (Zach Cregger / Austin Abrams) — Home Alone meets 28 Days Later; 96% RT in-room; stand-up harder than acting; Bill Murray Christmas-special style taped special dream. 1:07:04 Mark & Sam movie: two failing liquor salesmen + Bodega Cat Whiskey; lost director / October slip; DIY filmmaking (Theo/Spade, Tarantino, Coens); Hauser’s advice — make sure everyone is making the same movie (tonality). 1:11:24 Mark’s hair transplant (~2 weeks); Paul wants plugs + already did veneers; more weight loss; Peacemaker / President Curtis VO next year (HBO Max); Emmy already won; still chasing Oscar / directing / scripts. 1:13:53 Plugs: Sam Netflix special Incorrect (Sep 29); tour dates (LA Hollywood Improv, American Comedy Co., Phoenix, Pittsburgh, Cleveland, Madison, Timonium, Calgary, etc.); Mark dates (Minneapolis, Denver Comedy Works, Madison, Portland Helium, San Jose, Cap City, Atlantic City, Charlotte, Foxwoods; 2027 Mothership / Turning Stone / Verona). 1:16:09 Bodega Whiskey — Instagram, expanding to Chicago/Illinois, California, Texas, Florida, Louisiana, New York; punchup.live tickets; see you next week. Best quotes Copenhagen crowd (1:02): “That’s the AGE OF CONSENT HERE.” Sam Morril (10:36): “It’s easy to love someone who’s never around.” Mark Normand (12:54): “That’s stolen valor.” Mark / Sam workshop (17:42): “Porn and