Tuesdays with Stories

Tuesdays with Stories · Episode 667 · Hosts: Mark Normand, Joe List · Published Aug 4 2026 · Runtime 1:08:45 · Watch: YouTube Chapters People Products Overview Places Ads Chapters 0:06 Cold open — fake banter and welcome. 0:40 Board chatter — Chuck / Lex orbit. 4:27 Fairy kisses / freckles-are-angel-kisses seed. 6:33 Second-half-gay bit tease. 11:17 Tighty-whities under-the-bed archaeology. 18:12 Ad: Sheath — dual-pouch system. 20:43 Ad: Shopify — podcasts and merch stack. 27:37 Pedophile name-board digression mid-urgent-care. 45:50 Ad: Quince — wardrobe ease / free shipping. 1:07:21 Comedy-gig closer energy. Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. People Mark Normand Official site · The Comedian List Co-host. Beach/urgent-care dad week; Tuesgays convoy. 21:38 Joe List Official site · The Comedian List Co-host. Seed gift; Northeast faux-pas double-header with Papa. 53:02 Chuck Board/producer; early board chatter; Funbearable soft close. 0:40 Papa List Senior Joe’s dad — faux-pas double-header co-star on the Northeast run. 38:20 Tom Dustin Gets the Old Navy USA shirt in Joe’s fairy-kisses / seed-gift orbit. 7:42 Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. Products Paris, Texas (The Criterion Collection) [Blu-ray] — Named among docs Mark watched. 1:00:41 Beach towels like the ones Mark and Sarah bought (closest-match) — Closest-match for the sexy towels they bought after Paris, Texas. 1:01:20 Seinfeld: The Complete Series [Blu-ray] — Cape Cod hospital beat compared to a Seinfeld ambulance episode. 28:58 Sheath — Mid-show underwear read. 18:12 Shopify — Free-trial read. 19:49 Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. Overview Joe gifts “seed” and floats a humble request toward the female gays — fairy-kiss title energy — while Mark’s dad week swings from beach day with the boy into urgent-care gravity and a convoy of Tuesgays flanking Normado. Northeast road report puts the Listicle and Papa List Senior on a faux-pas double-header: hot-dog-man manners, adult-job awkwardness, axe-throwing, and coffee-table weed archaeology. Sheath and Shopify hold the mid-show. Soft close keeps noodling towels, pita-guy lore, and the pleasure of being slightly different in a room full of sameness. Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. Places Northeast club circuit — Listicle road report. 7:30 Beach (Mark + kiddo) — Pre-urgent-care dad day. 21:38 Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. Ads Sheath (18:12) — sheath.com/TUESGAYS. Shopify (19:49) — shopify.com/tuesdays. Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. Show notes are a summary, not a full transcript. As an Amazon Associate we earn from qualifying purchases. Links on this page may be affiliate links through Amazon and other partner programs we participate in now or in the future. If you buy through those links, we may earn a commission at no extra cost to you.

Tuesdays with Stories · Episode 666 · Hosts: Mark Normand, Joe List · Published Jul 28 2026 · Runtime 1:16:13 · Watch: YouTube Chapters People Products Overview Places Ads Chapters 0:06 Cold open — fake banter and welcome. 2:14 Mulaney sold out Wrigley Field — road-story tee-up. 5:00 Car-ride Dylan deep-cut bond on the way to the club. 9:06 Everyone brings their guy now — used to be the club’s guy. 11:39 Afternoon strip-club plan plus Piranha 2 matinee. 27:39 Ad: BlueChew — pleasure in a tablet. 28:48 Ad: Fabletics — VIP 70–80% off. 47:12 Ad: Goodwipes — free pack promo. 1:09:48 Soft-close title drop — “Otterman’s Piglet” mid-ranking. 1:15:00 Tour plugs — Nashville, Pittsburgh Improv, Calgary, Acme birthday. Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. People Mark Normand Official site · The Comedian List Co-host. Chairhound fantasy; Timex heirloom; DeRosa week; Omega gift. 32:57 Joe List Official site · The Comedian List Co-host. Hasbrouck Heights Mulaney bill; Peru host slot. 2:46 Chuck Producer in the room — Superman tee, marathon schedule conflict, Omega handoff. 15:59 John Mulaney Wikipedia Featured on the Hasbrouck Heights same-age bill. 2:48 Joe DeRosa Wikipedia Headliner on the Peru week; snickers from the wings. 11:09 Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. Products Piranha II: The Spawning [Blu-ray] — Peru-week matinee plan. 11:39 Piranha 3D (2010) [3D Blu-ray] — Daytime bottoming-out plan with pool. 11:56 Timex Weekender 38mm Watch (closest-match for Mark’s Timex) — Closest-match for the nine-year Timex ripped at the mall. 1:00:38 Omega Speedmaster — Gifted post-show; round silver dial named on the ranking beat. 1:06:50 Fabletics — VIP 70–80% off. 28:48 Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. Overview Old-comedy road stories open the vault: Hasbrouck Heights Bananas with Liz Miele hosting, young John Mulaney featuring, Joe headlining the same-age bill; then the Peru week (country trip) where Joe hosts, Mark features, and Joe DeRosa headlining turns into Piranha matinees, strip-club afternoons, shared hotel rooms, and Mark murdering while DeRosa snickers. BlueChew / Fabletics / Goodwipes / Huel keep the mid-show sponsored. Title energy is Mark’s chairhound hero fantasy — Brooklyn subway rider in a wheelchair, Baywatch carry vs click-click chair logistics — before the Normand heirloom crisis: a nine-year Timex ripped in a holiday mall scuffle, band snapped, Manhattan watch-repair shop refusing the job, Salacuse fixing half of it on the sidewalk, and Timex corporate demanding eight photos plus a receipt he doesn’t have. A post-show Omega Speedmaster gift and a mangled soft-close luxury-brand ranking (“Otterman’s Piglet”) close the loop. Portland Maine sold-outs and Superman-marathon asides fill the gaps. Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. Places Hasbrouck Heights, New Jersey — Bananas club Mulaney/Miele bill. 2:46 Peru — Country; DeRosa headlining week / ex-girlfriend trip context. 11:07 Brooklyn — Wheelchair subway platform. 32:57 Portland, Maine — Three sold-out shows / Empire Comedy Club. 49:07 Manhattan — Watch-repair shop stop. 1:00:24 Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. Ads BlueChew (27:39) — BlueChew.com · promo TUESDAYS. Fabletics (28:48) — fabletics.com/TUESDAYS. Goodwipes (47:12) — goodwipes.com/TUESDAYS. Huel (49:03) — huel.com/TUESDAYS15 · code TUESDAYS15. Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. Show notes are a summary, not a full transcript. As an Amazon Associate we earn from qualifying purchases. Links on this page may be affiliate links through Amazon and other partner programs we participate in now or in the future. If you buy through those links, we may earn a commission at no extra cost to you.

Tuesdays with Stories · Episode 665 · Hosts: Mark Normand, Joe List · Published Jul 21 2026 · Runtime 1:10:22 · Watch: YouTube Chapters People Products Overview Places Ads Chapters 0:06 Cold open — fake banter and welcome back. 4:53 Title seed — Yamaha vs Yamaho for Japan’s top surname. 10:22 Gay comic name-check board. 20:27 Ad: Quince — free shipping / 365-day returns. 21:48 Ad: Huel — daily greens / hot meals / RTD. 22:29 Ad: Sheath — favorite-sponsor energy. 1:05:00 Premise saved for Patreon. 1:07:33 Suzuki-homo / do-unto-others Sato gag — title lands. 1:09:03 Tour plugs — Cobb’s SF, Houston Improv. 1:09:47 Soft close — Chuck plugs a film-project ask on socials. Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. People Mark Normand Official site · The Comedian List Co-host. Fifth-show curse; Uber branch; random select. 26:27 Joe List Official site · The Comedian List Co-host. Yamaho conjugation; hot Cellar dudes thesis. 38:17 Chuck Producer in the room — Larry gag, Sheath size tease, soft-close film-project ask. 9:33 Sean Murphy Theory that comedy is hot now — cited on the Cellar-hunk beat. 38:35 Bobby Kelly Wikipedia Cigar porch outside the club — nine different guys stop by to say hello. 38:03 Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. Products Seinfeld: The Complete Series [Blu-ray] — Kramer-if-he-were-around-now clip chat. 15:19 Buster Keaton: The Shorts Collection 1917-1923 [Blu-ray] — Closest-match for the Buster Keaton film airport-gauntlet bit. 45:45 Ken Burns: Thomas Jefferson Fully Restored [DVD] — Mark watching the Jefferson history doc. 14:01 Sheath — Code TUESGAYS; first-pair guarantee. 22:29 Huel — Code TUESDAYS15; daily greens / RTD. 21:48 Tuesdays Patreon — Premises saved for patrons. 1:05:00 Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. Overview Title engine is a Yamaha → Yamaho → Suzuki-homo conjugation that keeps resurfacing until the soft close lands “do unto others as Sato would have you do.” Between those bookends Mark obsesses over the cursed fifth show of a weekend — slots one through four cook, Saturday late dies — while Joe clocks that every new male comic at the Comedy Cellar is inexplicably hot, with Sean Murphy blaming comedy’s mainstream glow-up. Road chaos is pure Buster Keaton: a scheduled Uber ghosts Mark in Royal Oak, the replacement traps a tree branch under the chassis, he and the driver pry it out on camera, then airport random select stacks on the stroller lane and a snack-laden TSA mood. Quince, Huel, and Sheath (code TUESGAYS) keep the mid-show fed before baseball hot-dog-race joy, high-dive anxiety, and tour plugs through Cobb’s and Houston. Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. Places Comedy Cellar — Hot new male comics observation. 38:17 Royal Oak, Michigan — Mark Ridley’s / Uber branch saga. 42:05 Detroit — Metro context for the Royal Oak airport run. 42:05 Cobb’s Comedy Club — SF tour plug. 1:09:03 Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. Ads Quince (20:27) — Quince.com/tuesdays · free shipping + 365-day returns. Huel (21:48) — huel.com/TUESDAYS15 · code TUESDAYS15 · greens / hot meals / RTD. Sheath (22:29) — sheath.com/TUESGAYS · code TUESGAYS · first-pair guarantee. Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. Show notes are a summary, not a full transcript. As an Amazon Associate we earn from qualifying purchases. Links on this page may be affiliate links through Amazon and other partner programs we participate in now or in the future. If you buy through those links, we may earn a commission at no extra cost to you.

Tuesdays with Stories · Episode 664 · Hosts: Mark Normand, Joe List · Published Jul 14 2026 · Runtime 1:11:58 · Watch: YouTube Chapters People Products Overview Places Ads Chapters 0:06 Cold open — welcome back. 0:39 Jacket flex — “holy hell, we’re back.” 2:07 Matt hits WebMD; the table lands on hoof-and-mouth as the episode title. 8:13 Bikini girl crawl-out-the-window car story. 20:38 BlueChew sponsor read begins. 23:40 Post-ad return — soft question before the next story. 31:40 Joe used to be the hoofing guy — huffing between clubs on foot. 45:50 Hunting / Soho etymology board fill. 1:10:20 Tour plugs — Toronto and the rest of the dates. 1:11:15 Soft close — Pushing Boulder: A Mark-umentary doc plug. Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. People Mark Normand Official site · The Comedian List Co-host. Misses Ari’s send-off; train-call redemption. 36:26 Joe List Official site · The Comedian List Co-host. Framing errand; Ireland Wonderwall day. 27:57 Chuck Producer — board / ones-and-twos note. Ari Shaffir Official site · The Comedian List London move / going-away party Mark misses. 34:04 Dan Soder Wikipedia · The Comedian List Answers Mark’s text chain while Ari stays silent. 41:49 Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. Products Casino [Blu-ray] — Scorsese sandwich bit. 19:00 Home Alone (Family Fun Edition) [Blu-ray] — Joe Pesci stairs compare in the grandma-fall bit. 16:36 Seinfeld: The Complete Series [Blu-ray] — Kramer / Michael Richards closer. 1:09:14 Shopify — Free trial as read. 21:58 Tuesdays Patreon — Show home base. 1:11:15 Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. Overview Title drop is a WebMD hoof-and-mouth gag while Matt hunts definitions, then the show splits into two engines: Joe’s failed framing mission and Mark missing Ari Shaffir’s London going-away. Joe loads a therapist note plus an Irish painting into a shopping bag, helmets up, and Citi-Bikes toward a frame shop that treats him like a celebrity — only for dock scarcity, chemo-customer energy, and bike-theft paranoia to turn the errand into a comedy of logistics. Mark’s half is Ari-shaped guilt: party tonight, Shane-and-List guest list, flake texts, Skankfest-in-three-months cope, then a street comic who casually announces the London move Mark already knows about while Soder and Louis answer every ping except Ari — until the train ding finally connects. Soho etymology, Bray/Ireland Wonderwall tourism, and a reincarnation-as-cat closer fill the soft landing after Shopify and BlueChew reads. Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. Places London — Ari’s move / Soho digression. 34:04 Soho, London — Name-origin board bit. 45:01 Bray, Ireland — Irish Sea / Wonderwall day. 54:58 Flatiron District — Madison geography aside. 46:58 Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. Ads BlueChew (20:38) — Sponsor read. Promo code Tuesdays. Offer: buy two months of Blue Chew Gold, get the third month free. bluechew.com Shopify (21:58) — shopify.com/tuesdays · free trial as read. Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. Show notes are a summary, not a full transcript. As an Amazon Associate we earn from qualifying purchases. Links on this page may be affiliate links through Amazon and other partner programs we participate in now or in the future. If you buy through those links, we may earn a commission at no extra cost to you.

Tuesdays with Stories · Episode 663 · Hosts: Mark Normand, Joe List · Published Jul 7 2026 · Runtime 1:05:29 · Watch: YouTube Chapters People Products Overview Places Ads Chapters 0:48 Sally on the ones and twos — Chuck out. 3:05 Bruce Campbell / Evil Dead vs “soup guy.” 11:17 Father’s Day — flying out of Calgary. 17:20 Fabletics read. 25:19 Jetway speed-bump / Earl Weaver meltdown. 38:45 “2C or Not 2C” — buy two seats / middle hack. 43:18 Tempe club — broken AC weekend. 48:28 First YouTube-hour lore — Ernst vs Schulz. 59:59 SpaghettiOs can-opener crime. 1:03:43 Tour / Patreon / Sally’s Pushing Boulder. Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. People Mark Normand Official site · The Comedian List Co-host. Plump middle-seat doctrine; title thesis. 41:58 Joe List Official site · The Comedian List Co-host. Father’s Day WestJet saga; SpaghettiOs crime. 11:17 Chuck Producer — out this episode. Sally Fill-in on the ones and twos; plugs Pushing Boulder: A Mark-umentary. 0:48 Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. Products SpaghettiOs Original Canned Pasta (15.8 oz, pack of 24) — Hotel can-opener disaster. 59:59 Army of Darkness [Blu-ray] — Bruce Campbell / Evil Dead correction. 3:05 It’s a Wonderful Life (Blu-ray) — WestJet “Pottersville” bit. 12:35 Tuesdays Patreon — Soft-close plea. 1:04:17 Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. Overview Sally’s on the board while Chuck is out, and the boys bounce from a Bruce Campbell mix-up into Joe’s Father’s Day WestJet nightmare out of Calgary (jetway speed-bump included), then Mark’s “2C or Not 2C” middle-seat thesis — with a soft close on Tempe, SpaghettiOs shrapnel, and tour plugs. Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. Places Calgary — Club weekend + WestJet Father’s Day exit. 11:33 Tempe, Arizona — Broken-AC club weekend. 43:18 Austin, Texas — Comedy Mothership plug. 1:03:43 Tour dates — Mark Normand tour · Joe List tour. 1:03:43 Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. Ads Fabletics (17:20) — fabletics.com/TUESDAYS · VIP · 70–80% off everything as read · matching shorts on the boys. Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. Show notes are a summary, not a full transcript. As an Amazon Associate we earn from qualifying purchases. Links on this page may be affiliate links through Amazon and other partner programs we participate in now or in the future. If you buy through those links, we may earn a commission at no extra cost to you.

Tuesdays with Stories · Episode 662 · Hosts: Mark Normand, Joe List · Published Jun 30 2026 · Runtime 1:10:17 · Watch: YouTube Chapters People Products Overview Places Ads Chapters 0:27 Chuck is gone — Lex on the ones and twos. 5:54 Crown Heights no-shower saga. 7:26 Miss Frizzle / Magic School Bus beat. 20:28 Blueprint read. 22:07 Sheath read. 23:53 World Cup sidewalk mania. 35:25 Governors — Knicks Finals refund fight. 38:58 Ari going-away at the Stand / Red Sox hat. 45:10 “Handy Nasty” jacket title drop. 51:10 Irvine Improv with the baby. 1:06:28 Tour / Patreon soft close. Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. People Mark Normand Official site · The Comedian List Co-host. Handy Nasty jacket odyssey; Irvine/OC close. 45:10 Joe List Official site · The Comedian List Co-host. Governors refund fight; Stand / stolen Red Sox hat. 35:25 Chuck Producer — out this episode. Ari Shaffir The Comedian List Legion of Skanks going-away at the Stand. 38:58 Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. Products A Red Sox cap like the one Joe lost to the Citi Bike thieves. 40:14 Kid-size headphones, for when the adult pair is too big (Irvine flight). 51:55 The Magic School Bus: The Complete Series (DVD) — Miss Frizzle lookalike teacher. 7:26 Tuesdays Patreon — Bonus / live-app soft close. 1:08:52 Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. Overview Chuck is out, Lex is on the board, and the boys bounce from World Cup mania into Joe’s Governors refund nightmare, Ari’s going-away at the Stand (and a stolen Red Sox hat), then the “Handy Nasty” jacket odyssey that titles the episode — with a soft close on Irvine Improv and tour plugs. Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. Places Governors Comedy Club — Knicks Finals weekend; refund fight. 35:25 The Stand (NYC) — Ari going-away. 38:58 Irvine, California — Improv weekend with the baby. 51:10 Tour dates — Mark Normand tour · Joe List tour. 1:06:28 Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. Ads Blueprint (20:28) — blueprint.bryanjohnson.com · code TUESDAYS · 20% off + free shipping as read. Sheath (22:07) — sheath.com/TUESGAYS · code TUESGAYS · 20% off as read. Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. Show notes are a summary, not a full transcript. As an Amazon Associate we earn from qualifying purchases. Links on this page may be affiliate links through Amazon and other partner programs we participate in now or in the future. If you buy through those links, we may earn a commission at no extra cost to you.