WMBD – Dolph Lundgren with Mark Normand and Sam Morril

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We Might Be Drunk Podcast – Dolph Lundgren Episode Breakdown

Comedy Cellar Celebrity Encounters (0:00 – 2:40)

Mark Normand and Sam Morril kick off the episode with stories from the Comedy Cellar, including spotting Adam Sandler and NBA star Carl Anthony Towns (aka "Bodega Cat"). A discussion follows about Bodega Cat merchandise and the comedy world’s intersection with celebrity culture in New York City.

Wild Discussions & Personal Anecdotes (2:40 – 8:20)

Topics range from controversial Uber driver stories to the quirks of lesbian bars, body hair, and ponytails. The hosts joke about using Viagra and BlueChew, with a tangent on cartoon porn including the Simpsons, Family Guy, and Seinfeld.

Sponsor Segments – Part 1 (8:20 – 11:00)

Rocket Money helps track and cancel subscriptions, and Chubbies brings the laughs with fun and functional apparel.

Pop Culture & Nostalgia (11:00 – 15:20)

Surprising trivia like Bart Simpson’s voice actor is a woman is discussed. Mark and Sam compare Uber ratings and reflect on the addictive McDonald’s Monopoly game and fast food evolution.

TV & Film Recommendations (15:20 – 18:20)

Discussion of Mad Men, Severance, Mob Land, and French Film Noir like Le Samurai. Andrew Santino gets a mention for his charisma.

Lifestyle & Pre-Guest Hype (18:20 – 20:50)

Mark shares excitement over his new hot tub and considers a cold plunge. They also talk about using TaskRabbit and prepare for guest Dolph Lundgren.

Dolph’s Early Life & Relationships (20:50 – 23:20)

Dolph Lundgren reflects on his past relationships with Grace Jones and recounts meeting Richard Pryor. There's also a nod to his ex’s relationship with Flavor Flav and his Hollywood entrance.

Rocky IV & Ivan Drago (23:20 – 26:20)

Dolph describes the training for Rocky IV alongside Sylvester Stallone and Carl Weathers. He also mentions a small role in A View to a Kill.

From MIT to Studio 54 (26:20 – 29:50)

Revealing his MIT background in chemical engineering, Dolph talks about Studio 54 in the 80s, meeting Andy Warhol, and the era's notorious excesses in New York City.

Hard Cut Vodka & Drago Legacy (29:50 – 33:50)

Dolph introduces Hard Cut Vodka, made from Idaho potatoes. He revisits his Ivan Drago role and the lasting reaction it receives in places like uptown NYC.

Creed II & Industry Contrasts (33:50 – 36:00)

Discussing Creed II, Dolph explores father-son dynamics and contrasts the movie business vs. liquor business, calling the latter more pleasant and predictable.

Sponsor Segment – Part 2 & 80s NYC (36:00 – 39:30)

Kalshi is introduced as a legal prediction market. Dolph paints a wild picture of 1980s New York City nightlife, including carrying guns for protection.

Expendables & NYC Nightlife (39:30 – 42:50)

Dolph discusses working on The Expendables and his time bouncing at Limelight in Chelsea, a church-turned-nightclub where cocaine and bribes were commonplace.

80s Decadence & Early Roles (42:50 – 45:50)

Dolph touches on cocaine in comedy clubs, Grace Jones's LGBTQ+ following, and his role as The Punisher. There's discussion of nightlife on Christopher Street.

New Film Project: Broken Leash (45:50 – 49:00)

Dolph unveils Broken Leash, a dog-centric action-comedy inspired by the Lady Gaga dog-napping story. It features him recruiting Expendables cast members to recover stolen French Bulldogs, showing how dog-related themes evoke strong emotion.

Film Inspirations & Close Calls (49:00 – 53:20)

Dolph talks about missing out on Gladiator and his love for Scorsese's King of Comedy and Taxi Driver. He also recounts receiving fan mail from Death Row and channeling that into his writing.

Where to Find Hard Cut & Podcast Outro (53:20 – 56:40)

Hard Cut Vodka is now available in California, New York, and online via Flaviar. Mark and Sam close out with their upcoming podcast tour dates and call Dolph a legend.

Named Individuals Mentioned in the Episode

Hosts

Guest

Comedians

Other Celebrities & Public Figures

Other Notable Individuals

Sponsors, Companies & Consumer Items

Sponsors & Companies

Products & Consumer Items

Events & Experiences

Performances, Interviews & Public Appearances

  • Adam Sandler's surprise stand-up at the Comedy Cellar, introduced by Mark Normand.
  • Mark Normand and Sam Morril hosting We Might Be Drunk.
  • Mark Normand's stand-up sets at the Comedy Cellar.
  • Carl Anthony Towns chatting with Mark at the Comedy Cellar.
  • Matteo and Will's stage sets and Matteo's hookup stories.
  • Joe List's “Uber experiences.”
  • Gym story about an older man recommending Viagra.
  • Mark Normand's vacation balcony story with his wife.
  • Dolph Lundgren’s acting debut in A View to a Kill.
  • Training and filming Rocky IV with Stallone and Carl Weathers.
  • Dolph’s personal arc in Creed II.
  • Dolph’s big screen return in The Expendables.
  • Dolph’s bouncer job at Limelight nightclub in NYC.
  • Travel and club stories with Grace Jones and Andy Warhol sightings.
  • Script and film plans for Broken Leash.
  • Dolph’s Aquaman audition and Gladiator script pass.
  • Dolph making martinis and Negronis with Hard Cut Vodka.
  • Vodka launch in NYC with signing at Broadway Spirits.
  • Dolph’s upcoming appearances (Count Basie Theater, The Wilbur, Irvine Improv, etc.).
  • Mark Normand’s global stand-up tour (Carnegie Hall, Stockholm, Vegas, etc.).
  • Sam Morril’s extensive tour (New Zealand, Australia, Dallas, Hattiesburg, etc.).

Family Stories & Personal Anecdotes

  • Mark’s scary dad and hiding upstairs watching TV.
  • Dolph lying to his father about quitting MIT.
  • Father discovers Dolph's acting career from a Studio 54 photo.
  • Creed II mirrored Dolph's real father-son dynamic.
  • Stalker sending letters to Dolph from Death Row.
  • Cartoon incest porn and discomfort with animated “mom/son” stories.
  • Childhood memories of the McDonald's Monopoly game and overeating fries.

Tours, Travel & Living Situations

  • Dolph living in Sweden, studying at MIT, and later in NYC’s West Village.
  • Motorcycling around NYC on a Yamaha 1200.
  • Living in Spain for 10 years and its career effects.
  • Recent week in NYC for vodka launch.
  • Grace Jones premiere in Paris, carried upstairs by Dolph.
  • Ari Shaffir moving away and gifting Mark a hot tub.
  • Mark and Sam's travel plans: Stockholm, Australia, New Zealand, etc.

Life Moments & Other Experiences

  • Discussion on Adam Sandler's likability and wardrobe.
  • “Heat check” theory with celebs like DiCaprio and Bloom.
  • “Gay Gruber” concept: Grindr + Uber mashup.
  • Cocaine in 1980s NYC and the wild sex culture pre-AIDS.
  • Complaints about showbiz vs. praise for the liquor industry.
  • Task Rabbit assembling IKEA furniture and cleaning AC vents.
  • Dog ownership as currency – French Bulldogs and Pomeranians.
  • Dogs evoke stronger emotions than human harm in media (e.g., John Wick).
  • Dolph’s switch from engineering to fame via Grace Jones, Bowie, etc.
  • Uptown NYC anger over Apollo Creed’s death in Rocky IV.
  • Cartoon voice actors like Nancy Cartwright and Julie Kavner working from home.
  • Uber ratings: Gomez 4.88, Mark 4.67 – and how to improve them.
  • Bisexual identity seen as lucky vs. brave.
  • Sam on fast food evolution: Chick-fil-A, Shake Shack, etc.
  • Dolph’s smooth vodka – high proof and well received.
  • Movie discussion: Gladiator, Scorsese, The Seventh Seal, Joker, Ingrid Goes West.
  • Kalshi prediction markets for betting on entertainment and politics.

Funny Anecdotes, Specific Jokes & Running Gags

Funny Anecdotes & Specific Jokes

  • Adam Sandler's Surprise Set: Mark recalls Sandler’s “puffy jacket and basketball shorts... dirty sneakers... thick beard.” Includes Sandler’s “pickle arm” bit and being “the most likable celebrity.”
  • Carl Anthony Towns at the Comedy Cellar: Mark pulled offstage to meet him. Towns says, “Old-fashioned is my favorite drink.”
  • Joe List’s Uber Driver Encounters: Asking “Do you want to get jerked off?” and tipping jokes.
  • The Old Man and Viagra: “I tore them apart cuz I took Viagra,” then lamenting dependence.
  • Porn Parodies: Seinfeld porn with lines like “What’s the deal with bukkake?” and Simpsons porn discomfort with Marge.
  • Simpsons Sad Jokes: Milhouse’s dad: “I sleep in a race car bed…” vs. Homer: “I sleep in a big bed with my wife.”
  • Voice Actors: Mark amazed Bart Simpson is voiced by a woman.
  • Uber Ratings: Joking about increasing scores by sexual favors.
  • McDonald’s Monopoly Game: Sam getting fat like “a second grader with bitch tits.”
  • Fast Food Comparison: McDonald’s vs. Chick-fil-A—hobo vs. clean blonde lady.
  • Chuck E. Cheese Mascot: Joking about getting a cockroach as mascot.
  • Mad Men Clip: “I don’t want to see a mouse in a hotel.”
  • Ari Shaffir’s Gift: Hot tub gift discussion and jokes about “hot tub in June.”
  • Task Rabbit’s Efficiency: No instructions needed; jokes about “real people.”
  • Dolph’s Dad Discovery: Seeing Dolph in leather pants with Grace Jones, thinking “What the hell happened?”
  • Dolph’s “Two Guns” Joke: Refers to biceps and penis: “Every lady loves these two guns.”
  • Liquor Business vs. Show Biz: Liquor = chill. Mark says: “They’re all losers.”
  • Gladiator Script: Dolph thought, “This is not very good.”

Running Gags & Humorous Observations

  • Adam Sandler’s Fashion: Casual clothes boost his likability and sex appeal.
  • Gay Confidence: Jokes about Matteo thinking everyone’s gay and bisexuals being “fortunate.”
  • “Heat Check” for Celebs: Man buns and ponytails as signs of excessive success.
  • Mark on Armpit Hair: Strong aversion and jokes about offending female fans.
  • All-Encompassing Porn: Shock at existence of cartoon porn genres.
  • Dogs as Currency: Emotional weight of dog harm in film and real life (e.g., John Wick).
  • Dolph’s MIT Past: Humor in contrast with his action star persona.
  • Self-Deprecating Hosts: Mark calls himself a “four-year-old special needs kid in a closet” and jokes about fans being addicts.
Media Mentions

Media Mentions Summary

Podcasts

  • We Might Be Drunk Podcast: This is the podcast being recorded by Mark Normand and Sam Morril, featuring guests like Dolph Lundgren.

Movies

TV Shows

Documentaries

  • McDonald's Monopoly: A documentary on Netflix about the addictive nature of the game. Note: May refer to "McMillions" on HBO Max.
  • Andy Warhol Documentary: Mentioned by Dolph Lundgren, but no specific title given.

Other Media

  • Playboy and Sears Catalog: Referenced as a source of past fashion and modeling standards.
  • Books: A book on "Who Shot Mr. Burns" (from The Simpsons) was mentioned without title or author.

Disclaimer: All IMDb and Amazon links provided are external. Please verify their accuracy independently. Availability on streaming platforms like Netflix or HBO Max may vary.

Comedy Clubs, Restaurants, Theaters, and Venues

Products and Items Mentioned

Clothing and Accessories

Food and Beverages

Medication and Supplements

Weapons and Tools

Electronics and Media

Furniture and Household Items

Vehicles and Transportation

Documents and Publications

  • Script
  • Book
  • Playboy and Sears catalog
  • Magazines and pamphlets
  • Evening paper

Other Mentions

  • Box
  • Horns (Flavor Flav's accessory)
  • Dogs

Comedy Sketch Ideas

Adam Sandler's Public Persona vs. Appearance

  • The "Sandman's" Style: Sketch of Adam Sandler at events in a puffy jacket, basketball shorts, and dirty sneakers, confusing everyone with his casual look. Running gag: his wife's take that it's "even hotter".
  • "Pickle Arm" Auditions: Adam keeps trying to bring back his failed "pickle arm" bit from Weekend Update.

The Carl Anthony Towns / Bodega Cat Encounter

  • The Shirt That Started It All: Carl Anthony Towns compliments a Bodega Cat shirt at a bar, sparking a hilarious misunderstanding and a whiskey gift ("Old-fashioned is my favorite").

The Uber Driver Escapades

  • The "Gay Gruber" App: Uber meets Grindr—complete with awkward encounters, tipping debates, and Uber rating jokes.
  • Joe List's Confessions: Joe retells his wild Uber hookup stories to baffled friends.

The "Heat Check" of Fashion Choices

  • Ponytails & Armpit Hair: Leonardo DiCaprio gets away with wild hair; an accountant does not. Bonus absurdity: "armpit hair vs. a dick" debate misdirect.

The McDonald's Monopoly Game Addiction

  • "Vegas for Kids": Kids go full crackhead for fries, nuggets, and Monopoly tickets at McDonald's Playland—complete with Rascal Scooters and cigarettes.

The Wild West of 80s New York

  • Dolph's Culture Shock: Dolph Lundgren experiences New York’s gritty chaos in leather pants and no shirt while Grace Jones pulls a gun from her purse.

Dolph Lundgren's "Broken Leash" Movie Pitch

  • Action Star vs. Dog Lover: Dolph channels Stallone to avenge his stolen French bulldogs with the Expendables—while trying to get cast in a Scoresia remake of The Seventh Seal.

The Ludicrousness of Cartoon Porn

  • "Seinfeld Porn" and Other Childhood Traumas: Absurd, dark sketch about porn spoofs of Seinfeld, Family Guy, and The Simpsons. Punchline: "Maggie’s always got something in her mouth."

The Liquor Business vs. Film Business

  • "More Pleasant" Than Hollywood: Chill alcohol industry workers laugh at uptight, vacationless Hollywood execs still in vacation mode.

Popular Internet Search Queries from the Episode

  • Adam Sandler's various roles like "Sandman," "Tappy Gilmore," "Billy Mad," "Opera Man," and "Big Daddy".
  • The specific Adam Sandler sketch involving a "pickle arm" and its reception on "Weekend Update".
  • Carl Anthony Towns' nickname "Bodega Cat" and if there are Bodega Cat shirts.
  • Matteo Lane's comedic take on gay individuals, particularly his assertion that "everyone's gay".
  • The anecdote about Joe List and Uber drivers.
  • Lesbian bar names mentioned in the comedy bit, such as "Mound Guzzle," "Scissors," "Clits with a Z," or "Cubby Hole".
  • The controversial topic of armpit hair on women and societal preferences.
  • Leonardo DiCaprio's or Orlando Bloom's "man bun" phase as a "heat check".
  • Billie Eilish coming out as bisexual and the hosts' reaction to it being seen as "brave".
  • The concept of a merged dating and ride-share app, jokingly called "Gay Gruber".
  • Viagra experiences and stories of its effects, including those from "Stavi".
  • P. Diddy's "locker room" mention.
  • Specific types of pornography based on popular culture, such as "Titanic porn," "Simpsons porn," "Seinfeld porn," or "Family Guy porn".
  • Details about the famous "Who Shot Mr. Burns?" episode of The Simpsons, specifically the theory involving Maggie.
  • The McDonald's Monopoly game scandal and the Netflix documentary about it.
  • Popular fast-food chains for kids today, including newer ones like "Canes" and "Chick-fil-A," compared to McDonald's.
  • McDonald's Playlands.
  • The animated character Chuck E. Cheese and the quality of the restaurants.
  • The "Mad Men" episode where Don Draper discusses not wanting to see a mouse in a hotel.
  • TV shows recommended by the hosts, such as "Severance," "Land Man," or "Mob Land" (the "new Tom Hardy Guy Richie joint").
  • The French Noir film "Le Samouraï" and its lead actor "Alain Delon".
  • Santino Fedez's appearance on the show "Dave" and his "gift of gab".
  • Ari Shaffir's hot tub and his move out of the country.
  • TaskRabbit for help with assembling furniture.
  • Dolph Lundgren's relationship with Grace Jones.
  • Brigitte Nielsen's marriage to Dolph Lundgren and later to Flavor Flav.
  • Richard Pryor's MS diagnosis and the freebasing incident he famously joked about.
  • Joan Rivers' falling out with Johnny Carson after she started her own show.
  • The claim that Carl Weathers' backpedaling in the Rocky IV fight against Ivan Drago was "real".
  • Dolph Lundgren's debut film role in A View to a Kill.
  • Dolph Lundgren's background as a chemical engineering student with a Fulbright scholarship, and his parents' reaction to his career change, particularly after seeing a photo of him with Grace Jones at Studio 54.
  • Andy Warhol's Factory and his interactions with Grace Jones and Dolph Lundgren.
  • Dolph Lundgren's European heavyweight karate champion title.
  • The reaction of fans in Harlem ("uptown") to Dolph Lundgren after Ivan Drago killed Apollo Creed in Rocky IV.
  • Hard Cut Vodka's ingredients, specifically being made from "Idaho potatoes" and "Rocky Mountain Water".
  • The price comparison of Hard Cut Vodka to Tito's.
  • The character arc of Ivan Drago in Creed 2, particularly his relationship with his son and the "throwing in the towel" scene.
  • Kalshi, a legal prediction market mentioned as a sponsor.
  • Dale DeGroff, the famous bartender from the "Rainbow Room".
  • The wild nature of New York City in the 1980s, including drug use and safety concerns, exemplified by Grace Jones carrying a gun.
  • The origins of the "Expendables" script written by Sylvester Stallone and Dolph Lundgren's character "Gunner Jensen".
  • Chazz Palminteri's story of self-belief with A Bronx Tale.
  • The Limelight nightclub in Chelsea being an old church.
  • The prevalence of cocaine in the 1980s.
  • Dolph Lundgren's role as The Punisher in the 1987 film.
  • Dolph Lundgren's directorial work on smaller films.
  • Dolph Lundgren's upcoming script "Broken Leash," which is loosely based on the Lady Gaga dog walker incident and features him playing a version of himself with other "Expendables" cast members.
  • The common studio preference to avoid killing dogs in scripts.
  • The comparison of P. Diddy's alleged assault of Cassie to harming a dog.
  • The TV series "The Offer" about the making of The Godfather.
  • Dolph Lundgren's almost-role in "Gladiator" in the 1990s, before Russell Crowe and Ridley Scott were involved.
  • Martin Scorsese's film "King of Comedy" and its influence on other films like "Joker".
  • The Swedish film "Let the Right One In".
  • The movie "Ingrid Goes West" and its director Mark Spicer, described as similar to King of Comedy in its stalking theme.
  • Dolph Lundgren receiving letters from Death Row inmates signed with his own name.
  • Hard Cut Vodka's availability in California and New York, including specific bars and liquor stores, and the ability to order it online via Flaviar.
  • The liquor store ownership laws in New York stemming from Prohibition.
  • The upcoming stand-up tour dates for Dolph Lundgren, Mark Normand, and Sam Morril.

Unique, Surprising, or Educational Takeaways from the Episode

  • Adam Sandler's Less Successful Bits: His "pickle arm" sketch on Weekend Update didn't land. Despite fame, he's humorously described as looking like a "four-year-old special needs kid in a closet," a style his wife finds "even hotter".
  • Carl Anthony Towns' "Bodega Cat" Nickname: He earned this nickname after visiting a seller wearing a Bodega Cat shirt; he's a fan of old-fashioneds, which mention "bodega" on the menu.
  • Unusual Uber Confessions: Joe List reportedly had Uber drivers "jerk him off" on rides home — and it "worked sometimes".
  • The "Heat Check" of Man Buns: Stars like Leonardo DiCaprio and Orlando Bloom wore man buns during periods of excessive attention, labeled as "heat checks".
  • Pornographic Subgenres: The episode discusses absurdities like "Titanic porn," "Simpsons porn," and "Seinfeld porn", with Marge Simpson porn called "fucked up" since she’s like "our mom".
  • McDonald's Monopoly Scandal: Described as “Vegas for kids”, the addictive game was explored in a Netflix documentary.
  • Fast Food Preferences Have Shifted: Chains like Shake Shack, Canes, and Chick-fil-A have overtaken McDonald's in kid appeal, which is now seen as more rundown.
  • Dolph Lundgren's Background: A Fulbright scholar and chemical engineer turned actor after being photographed with Grace Jones at Studio 54. Also a European karate champ.
  • Grace Jones' 1980s NYC: Grace carried a derringer due to a past robbery, inspiring Dolph to also carry guns in a then-lawless NYC.
  • Brigitte Nielsen's Dating History: Known for relationships with both Dolph Lundgren and Flavor Flav — described as surreal.
  • Richard Pryor's Health and Humor: Pryor’s MS and infamous freebasing incident were topics of his stand-up, referenced by Lundgren.
  • Real Fear in Rocky IV: Carl Weathers' backpedaling during his fight with Lundgren was real, not acting.
  • Hard Cut Vodka Details: Dolph’s 90-proof vodka is made from Idaho potatoes — a rarity — and costs about the same as Tito's.
  • Ivan Drago's Redemption in Creed 2: Lundgren appreciated playing a troubled father, resolving real personal tension in a key emotional scene.
  • Kalshi – Legal Prediction Markets: Allows money-based predictions on outcomes like elections, Oscars, and even Rotten Tomatoes scores.
  • Limelight's Sacred Past: The Chelsea nightclub was once a church, viewed by some as blasphemous.
  • Hollywood's Dog Rule: In scripts, dogs are untouchable — "Kill 20 men? Fine. Kill one dog? You're hated."
  • Liquor vs. Film Industry: Dolph finds the alcohol biz more relaxed and stable compared to the "uptight, insecure" film world.
  • Skipped Gladiator Role: Dolph passed on Gladiator in the '90s thinking it was weak — before Ridley Scott and Russell Crowe made it iconic.
  • Influence of King of Comedy: Scorsese’s film inspired Joker and Ingrid Goes West, both exploring obsessive fandom.
  • Death Row Fan Mail: Lundgren received letters from inmates signed with his name — a moment so odd he called the FBI.
  • NY Liquor Store Cap: State laws cap ownership at 3 stores per person, unlike other states with chains.
  • Dolph's Stand-Up Career: He’s now doing stand-up and has live tour dates coming up.

Memorable and Funny Quotes from the Episode

  • Sam Morril (~0:25): "Adam Sandler's 'pickle arm' sketch on Weekend Update didn't really take."
  • Sam Morril (~1:15): "The bad dressing is even hotter but you have to be that famous to even it out."
  • Sam Morril (~1:25): "This is like if you like like a four-year-old special needs kid in a in a closet but it's cool on him but it works he makes it work."
  • Sam Morril (~1:45): "Carl Anthony Towns' nickname is 'Bodega Cat'."
  • Sam Morril (~3:10): "[My gay friend] used to like take Ubers home... and he'd be like 'Do you want to get jerked off to the driver?' And it would work sometimes."
  • Mark Normand & Sam Morril (~4:45): "Ponytail is it's a heat check I guess it's a real heat check it's like you're getting so much ass you're like 'I'm going to go.'"
  • Sam Morril (~8:10): "Seinfeld porn is weird, it's weird. Fucking Elaine. Kramer slides in, 'What's the deal with bukkakei?'"
  • Sam Morril (~8:35): "Simpsons porn is weird too cuz that was like my childhood... Marge is like that's like that's like our mom right there that's fucked up."
  • Mark Normand (~11:20-11:40): "This and the McDonald's Monopoly dude, huge. That game got me fat. Really, I thought I was going to get Boardwalk dude... It was Vegas for kids."
  • Mark Normand (~12:20): "When you see a Chick-fil-A it's clean, there's like a Christian blonde lady behind the counter going 'How y'all doing?'"
  • Dolph Lundgren (~18:50): "My dad... opens [the evening paper] and there's a shot of Grace Jones at Studio 54 with her new boyfriend... and it was this guy in leather pants no shirt sunglasses and it was me."
  • Dolph Lundgren (~20:20): "Did anyone in the street where they'd recognize you for Rocky 4 mad at you for killing Creed? Oh yeah especially uptown you know which you kill the brother for you know I was in trouble up there."
  • Mark Normand (~22:45): "I was a Titos man cuz I'm a cheap fuck but uh that is really that's legit. This little This is almost the same price as Titos."
  • Dolph Lundgren (~28:05): "You kill a person you're like 'All right fuck them.' But you kill a dog you're like 'I hope you rot in hell.'"
  • Mark Normand (~28:30): "P Diddy got caught beating up Cassie in that hotel but if that was a dog he'd already be in jail like we wouldn't even have the trial."
  • Dolph Lundgren (~29:40): "I read a script called Gladiator and I read it... so this is kind of this this is not very good you know."
  • Dolph Lundgren (~31:10): "The weird thing was it was to Dolph Lundgren but and this long letter didn't make much sense but it was signed Dolph Lundgren and that was kind of that was the weird part when the guy that's when I had to call the FBI."

Adam Sandler's "Pickle Arm" & Casual Look

The hosts humorously recount Adam Sandler’s less-than-successful “pickle arm” sketch on Weekend Update and discuss his casual attire, which somehow works only because of his fame.

Carl Anthony Towns' "Bodega Cat" & Uber Driver Confessions

The origin of Carl Anthony Towns’ nickname “Bodega Cat” and a wild Uber story involving Joe List that’s both shocking and oddly hilarious.

The "Heat Check" of Man Buns & Celebrity Appearance

Celebs like DiCaprio and Bloom rock man buns as a flex, and the idea of a ponytail on an accountant implies drug dealing. A funny breakdown of appearance and fame.

Simpsons & Seinfeld Porn Discussion

The hosts discuss bizarre porn genres based on beloved sitcoms, leading to discomforting but funny commentary about boundaries in parody culture.

Dolph Lundgren's Unexpected Background (MIT, Studio 54, Grace Jones)

Dolph Lundgren shares his past as a Fulbright scholar and chemical engineer, and how his dad discovered his acting career through a wild photo with Grace Jones.

Carl Weathers' "Real" Fear in Rocky IV

Hollywood's Dog Dilemma in Scripts (vs. humans)

Dolph Lundgren's Death Row Fan Mail Signed "Dolph Lundgren"

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