Best Gatorade Flavors! | Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast w/ Kevin Ryan & H. Foley
Are You Garbage · Episode 687 · Hosts: Kevin Ryan, H. Foley · Published Oct 18 2026 · Runtime 1:04:48 · Watch: YouTube A family episode, just Kevin Ryan and H. Foley. They settle the Gatorade board (red is for lunch, dark blue is for hangovers), then run Patreon class-or-trash questions: a candy tube off a second-floor deck, a no-soliciting sign, and a head stuck between two railings. Chapters People Products Discussed on the show Places Ads Chapters 0:00 Cold open: the Army of Garbage Tour comes home to Gotham Comedy Club in NYC on Nov 13, two shows. 0:17 A family episode: rate and subscribe, the Patreon backlog, American Garbage, the satin jackets, and the Tacoma date. 2:36 The Gatorade board: yellow for thirst, orange for hangovers, dark blue for hydration, light blue for a cold drink, and red for lunch. 7:04 Appleton, Wisconsin: a hotel with no Gatorade, a red Powerade, the All Sport lookup, and a wish for glass bottles. 9:20 The South Philly scrap job: three hot dogs and a red Gatorade, an Advil hangover, and the Wawa coffee run. 11:26 The Patreon mailbag opens with shake and bake, bone-in chicken, and a picky eater’s lunch in Fort Lee. 17:17 First sushi in New York with Reggie Conquest, Palace of Asia in Ambler, and a too-hot order in Fort Lee. 24:34 Chris’s question: Halloween candy down a PVC tube, cold Wild Cherry Pepsi at the door, and dads with a cooler. 28:43 Village Shires rats, the BMW a stranger handed to 13-year-olds, and getting kicked out of an Arby’s bathroom. 31:59 Saloon doors on a bar urinal, the Sloan Regal valve, a tape measure at the home inspection, and the Skyline drink fridge. 36:26 Riding a bike at night, the Wawa rain rescue, why they do not stop for strangers, and an elevator plum. 51:16 A head stuck in a railing, bad steaks and a North Wildwood fire alarm, a stolen car, no-soliciting signs, and shows filming in Pennsylvania. Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. People On this episode Kevin Ryan The Comedian List · Official site Co-host. Brought to the table as Kevin James Ryan, plugs the Patreon, the satin jackets and the Tacoma date, and gets the DraftKings and Rocket Money reads handed to him. 1:14 H. Foley The Comedian List · Official site Co-host. Opens the show, calls it a family episode, and introduces Kevin. 0:40 People mentioned Reggie Conquest The Tonight Show A comedian friend from the first-sushi-in-New-York story. Both of them got sick the same night, and he called the rolls Japanese nuggets. 17:17 Vince Papale Wikipedia Discussed for: Invincible (2006) — Amazon Friends were extras in Invincible, and one host went out for a cheerleader part and got turned down. Papale’s own open tryout with the Eagles is the punchline. 1:02:45 Chesley Sullenberger Wikipedia The downed-power-line story turns into a bit about the Hudson landing and a connection at LaGuardia. 44:12 Mat Hoffman Wikipedia The one adult on a BMX bike who gets a pass in the night-riding question. 37:08 Milton S. Hershey Wikipedia The movie about him is said to be filming in Pittsburgh instead of Hershey, Pennsylvania. 1:03:24 Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. Products AYG live shows — Official site · AYG merch — the satin track jackets, while they last. Official site American Garbage (AYG special) — Their special, said to be closing in on its 700th hour on YouTube. YouTube 1:40 Gatorade Thirst Quencher, Lemon-Lime, 12 fl oz, 12-pack — Yellow, the original, and the board’s pick for when you are thirsty. Amazon 3:03 Gatorade Thirst Quencher, Orange, 12 fl oz, 12-pack — The board says orange is best for hangovers. One host gives that job to dark blue instead and calls orange the worst flavor warm. Amazon 3:20 Gatorade Thirst Quencher, Fruit Punch, 12 fl oz, 12-pack — Red, and red is for lunch. It comes back with the hot dogs at the South Philly bodega. Amazon 3:22 Gatorade Thirst Quencher, Cool Blue, 12 fl oz, 12-pack — The dark blue: the board says actual hydration, and it gets moved to hangovers. Amazon 4:10 Gatorade Thirst Quencher, Glacier Freeze, 12 fl oz, 12-pack — The light blue, for when you want a cold drink. Amazon 4:22 Gatorade Thirst Quencher powder, Purple Frost Riptide Rush, 50.9 oz — The purple Riptide Rush, named as an old favorite. This is the powder version. Amazon 4:37 Gatorade Fierce variety pack, 20 oz, 12-pack — The juiced-up line, named as the cotton-mouth fix. Amazon 5:39 Arizona Green Tea with Ginseng and Honey, 16 fl oz, 12-pack — The green Arizona, the old cotton-mouth fix before Fierce. Amazon 5:53 Coca-Cola, 12 fl oz cans, 12-pack — Coke and cookies, the lunch combo one host takes over fruit punch and cookies. Amazon 6:40 Monster Energy, Original, 16 oz, 12-pack — The energy-drink line stocked at the Appleton hotel that had no Gatorade. Amazon 7:04 POWERADE Fruit Punch, 12 oz, 8-pack — The red Powerade from that hotel, said to pack more punch than the yellow, orange and light blue Gatorades. Amazon 7:11 All Sport Electrolyte Hydration Drink Mix, Fruit Punch, 80 packets — The old sports drink they look up on the spot. PepsiCo launched it, and The Jel Sert Company now sells it as powder sticks, drink mixes and freezer pops. Amazon · Official site 7:41 Advil tablets, ibuprofen 200 mg, 200-count — The hangover plan at 20: one Advil and keep moving. Amazon 10:12 Shake ’N Bake Original Chicken seasoned coating mix, 4.5 oz, 8-pack — One of the early garbage questions they used to ask every guest, and the cheap way to skip breading chicken. Amazon 12:31 Donnie








