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Are You Garbage episode 687 — Best Gatorade Flavors with Kevin Ryan & H. Foley
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Best Gatorade Flavors! | Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast w/ Kevin Ryan & H. Foley

Are You Garbage · Episode 687 · Hosts: Kevin Ryan, H. Foley · Published Oct 18 2026 · Runtime 1:04:48 · Watch: YouTube A family episode, just Kevin Ryan and H. Foley. They settle the Gatorade board (red is for lunch, dark blue is for hangovers), then run Patreon class-or-trash questions: a candy tube off a second-floor deck, a no-soliciting sign, and a head stuck between two railings. Chapters People Products Discussed on the show Places Ads Chapters 0:00 Cold open: the Army of Garbage Tour comes home to Gotham Comedy Club in NYC on Nov 13, two shows. 0:17 A family episode: rate and subscribe, the Patreon backlog, American Garbage, the satin jackets, and the Tacoma date. 2:36 The Gatorade board: yellow for thirst, orange for hangovers, dark blue for hydration, light blue for a cold drink, and red for lunch. 7:04 Appleton, Wisconsin: a hotel with no Gatorade, a red Powerade, the All Sport lookup, and a wish for glass bottles. 9:20 The South Philly scrap job: three hot dogs and a red Gatorade, an Advil hangover, and the Wawa coffee run. 11:26 The Patreon mailbag opens with shake and bake, bone-in chicken, and a picky eater’s lunch in Fort Lee. 17:17 First sushi in New York with Reggie Conquest, Palace of Asia in Ambler, and a too-hot order in Fort Lee. 24:34 Chris’s question: Halloween candy down a PVC tube, cold Wild Cherry Pepsi at the door, and dads with a cooler. 28:43 Village Shires rats, the BMW a stranger handed to 13-year-olds, and getting kicked out of an Arby’s bathroom. 31:59 Saloon doors on a bar urinal, the Sloan Regal valve, a tape measure at the home inspection, and the Skyline drink fridge. 36:26 Riding a bike at night, the Wawa rain rescue, why they do not stop for strangers, and an elevator plum. 51:16 A head stuck in a railing, bad steaks and a North Wildwood fire alarm, a stolen car, no-soliciting signs, and shows filming in Pennsylvania. Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. People On this episode Kevin Ryan The Comedian List · Official site Co-host. Brought to the table as Kevin James Ryan, plugs the Patreon, the satin jackets and the Tacoma date, and gets the DraftKings and Rocket Money reads handed to him. 1:14 H. Foley The Comedian List · Official site Co-host. Opens the show, calls it a family episode, and introduces Kevin. 0:40 People mentioned Reggie Conquest The Tonight Show A comedian friend from the first-sushi-in-New-York story. Both of them got sick the same night, and he called the rolls Japanese nuggets. 17:17 Vince Papale Wikipedia Discussed for: Invincible (2006) — Amazon Friends were extras in Invincible, and one host went out for a cheerleader part and got turned down. Papale’s own open tryout with the Eagles is the punchline. 1:02:45 Chesley Sullenberger Wikipedia The downed-power-line story turns into a bit about the Hudson landing and a connection at LaGuardia. 44:12 Mat Hoffman Wikipedia The one adult on a BMX bike who gets a pass in the night-riding question. 37:08 Milton S. Hershey Wikipedia The movie about him is said to be filming in Pittsburgh instead of Hershey, Pennsylvania. 1:03:24 Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. Products AYG live shows — Official site · AYG merch — the satin track jackets, while they last. Official site American Garbage (AYG special) — Their special, said to be closing in on its 700th hour on YouTube. YouTube 1:40 Gatorade Thirst Quencher, Lemon-Lime, 12 fl oz, 12-pack — Yellow, the original, and the board’s pick for when you are thirsty. Amazon 3:03 Gatorade Thirst Quencher, Orange, 12 fl oz, 12-pack — The board says orange is best for hangovers. One host gives that job to dark blue instead and calls orange the worst flavor warm. Amazon 3:20 Gatorade Thirst Quencher, Fruit Punch, 12 fl oz, 12-pack — Red, and red is for lunch. It comes back with the hot dogs at the South Philly bodega. Amazon 3:22 Gatorade Thirst Quencher, Cool Blue, 12 fl oz, 12-pack — The dark blue: the board says actual hydration, and it gets moved to hangovers. Amazon 4:10 Gatorade Thirst Quencher, Glacier Freeze, 12 fl oz, 12-pack — The light blue, for when you want a cold drink. Amazon 4:22 Gatorade Thirst Quencher powder, Purple Frost Riptide Rush, 50.9 oz — The purple Riptide Rush, named as an old favorite. This is the powder version. Amazon 4:37 Gatorade Fierce variety pack, 20 oz, 12-pack — The juiced-up line, named as the cotton-mouth fix. Amazon 5:39 Arizona Green Tea with Ginseng and Honey, 16 fl oz, 12-pack — The green Arizona, the old cotton-mouth fix before Fierce. Amazon 5:53 Coca-Cola, 12 fl oz cans, 12-pack — Coke and cookies, the lunch combo one host takes over fruit punch and cookies. Amazon 6:40 Monster Energy, Original, 16 oz, 12-pack — The energy-drink line stocked at the Appleton hotel that had no Gatorade. Amazon 7:04 POWERADE Fruit Punch, 12 oz, 8-pack — The red Powerade from that hotel, said to pack more punch than the yellow, orange and light blue Gatorades. Amazon 7:11 All Sport Electrolyte Hydration Drink Mix, Fruit Punch, 80 packets — The old sports drink they look up on the spot. PepsiCo launched it, and The Jel Sert Company now sells it as powder sticks, drink mixes and freezer pops. Amazon · Official site 7:41 Advil tablets, ibuprofen 200 mg, 200-count — The hangover plan at 20: one Advil and keep moving. Amazon 10:12 Shake ’N Bake Original Chicken seasoned coating mix, 4.5 oz, 8-pack — One of the early garbage questions they used to ask every guest, and the cheap way to skip breading chicken. Amazon 12:31 Donnie

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Bobby Lee – Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast (#275)

Are You Garbage · Episode #275 · Hosts: Kevin Ryan, H. Foley · Guest: Bobby Lee · Published Oct 23 2022 · Runtime 1:52:43 · Watch: YouTube Bobby Lee takes the Are You Garbage test with Kevin Ryan and H. Foley: his lifestyle and habits, money struggles and car stories, childhood and family trauma, the path to comedy and sobriety, other comics, his parents, pets, food and travel, being single, restaurant etiquette, gaming, and comedy-industry stories. Chapters People Products Places Ads Chapters 0:00 Show announcements and ads. 1:58 Introduction of Bobby Lee. 3:22 Establishing a rapport. 6:33 Lifestyle and habits. 8:57 Financial struggles and success. 12:11 Early comedy career. 14:28 Financial and car stories. 17:47 Life lessons and habits. 19:54 Sponsor segment. 21:22 Childhood and upbringing. 25:34 Reflecting on success and identity. 28:56 Family life and trauma. 32:57 Path to comedy and sobriety. 37:20 Views on fellow comics. 38:03 Sponsor segments. 40:41 Comedy career growth. 44:46 Reflecting on parents. 47:51 Pets and childhood memories. 58:46 Food and travel habits. 1:03:26 Social life and relationships. 1:10:35 Travel and luxury preferences. 1:16:15 Single life and social expectations. 1:21:33 Restaurant etiquette and habits. 1:29:38 Interests and gaming. 1:33:20 Personal habits and quirks. 1:38:52 Comedy industry stories. 1:46:53 Concluding thoughts. Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. People On this episode Kevin Ryan Instagram · The Comedian List Host. 0:00 H. Foley Instagram · The Comedian List Host. 0:00 Bobby Lee The Comedian List · Official site · Wikipedia · Best Movies & TV Shows Guest. 1:58 People mentioned Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. Products Are You Garbage card game — final run. Official site 0:00 TigerBelly — Bobby’s podcast. YouTube 1:58 Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. Places None this episode. Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. Ads Established Titles (0:40) — establishedtitles.com/garbage · code GARBAGE for an extra 10% off. ButcherBox (22:28) — butcherbox.com/AYG · code AYG for a free turkey in your first box. Displate (39:10) — displate.com · code GARBAGE. Manscaped (40:10) — manscaped.com · code GARBAGE for 20% off + free shipping. Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. Show notes are a summary, not a full transcript. As an Amazon Associate we earn from qualifying purchases. Links on this page may be affiliate links through Amazon and other partner programs we participate in now or in the future. If you buy through those links, we may earn a commission at no extra cost to you.

Are You Garbage Ep 683: Jeremiah Watkins
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Tricked-Out Cars w/ Jeremiah Watkins! | Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast w/ Kevin Ryan & H. Foley

Are You Garbage · Episode: Tricked-Out Cars w/ Jeremiah Watkins! · Hosts: Kevin Ryan (Kippy), H. Foley · Guest: Jeremiah Watkins · Published Oct 4 2026 · Runtime 1:09:40 · Watch: YouTube Kippy and Foley put Jeremiah Watkins back through the ringer: pizza boats, the Y2K closet, a rolled-back Prius, his stock-rim Honda CR-Z, and a Marshalls engagement ring. Chapters People Products Places Ads Chapters 0:00 Cold open: the American Garbage special is out on YouTube, plus the tour cities. 3:02 Jeremiah Watkins is back, with his new hour special Crazy Pizza. 7:41 Pizza boats: French bread, jarred pizza sauce, mozzarella, ground beef, and pepperoni. 10:13 The snack house and the Y2K closet in the basement. 14:00 His dad’s incense car fire, and the lost art of rolling back odometers. 16:52 A Carfax report catches a Prius with a rolled-back odometer. 19:42 Quince read. 21:23 BlueChew read. 29:01 His 2012 Honda CR-Z and the great tricked-out debate over stock rims. 37:50 Wayfair read. 39:44 Mom’s potted-plant heist from an Olive Garden. 1:02:52 The engagement ring from Marshalls, and the wife who quietly kept fixing it. Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. People On this episode Kevin Ryan (Kippy) Official site · The Comedian List Co-host. Takes over the garbage questionnaire after doing his prep, plus the Patreon and chart plugs. 8:46 H. Foley Official site · The Comedian List Co-host. Opens with Aunt Tooty’s ticket offer and sets up the pizza-boat welcome. 1:04 Jeremiah Watkins Official site Guest. Crazy Pizza, the Honda CR-Z, five childhood turtles, and the Marshalls ring. 3:02 People mentioned Fred Flintstone Wikipedia How the burned-out floor looked after the incense car fire. 14:28 Chuck Yeager Wikipedia The speed-wobble feeling going downhill on the bicycle. 27:17 Jim Henson Wikipedia Wrong guess before the Price Chopper baseball signing reveal. 36:05 Lil Wayne Wikipedia Price Chopper mixtape joke right before Jeff Montgomery. 36:33 Jeff Montgomery Wikipedia Royals pitcher Jeremiah met at a signing at his local Price Chopper. 36:43 Jon Bon Jovi Wikipedia Named as owner of the Philadelphia Soul in the Arena Football League bit. 37:20 Richie Sambora Wikipedia Named in the same Philadelphia Soul ownership bit. 37:36 Clifford the Big Red Dog Wikipedia Endless kid-TV episodes during the weather weekend. 45:06 Franklin Wikipedia Same kid-TV stretch as Clifford. 45:06 Enya Wikipedia On the CD player in Jeremiah’s car lately. 48:54 Dr. Phil Wikipedia Dr. Phil Live in Australia, with the snake around Jeremiah’s neck. 50:20 Nate Bargatze Wikipedia · The Comedian List · Best Movies & TV Shows Told Jeremiah he’s in the cold-blooded turtle joke, at a wedding. 51:56 Chelcie Lynn Official site · Wikipedia Trailer Tales / Trailer Trash Tammy — Foley hopes to get her on AYG. 1:08:37 Libbie Higgins Official site Trailer Tales co-star named with Chelcie as one of the funniest people you’ll meet. 1:08:41 Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. Products Are You Garbage Patreon Patreon · AYG live shows Official site · AYG merch Official site · American Garbage YouTube Crazy Pizza — Jeremiah’s new hour special on his YouTube page. All material, no crowd work. YouTube 7:08 Paint the Sky with Stars: The Best of Enya — like the Enya CD he just bought new on Amazon for the car. Amazon 48:54 Puss in Boots (DVD) — like the Puss in Boots DVD he bought for the family’s pick-one home Blockbuster night. Amazon 41:26 ESPN Presents: Jock Jams, Volume 1 — like the Jock Jams he blasts while doing donuts around the neighborhood. Amazon 34:19 Carfax — the report that caught the rolled-back Prius. X 16:52 Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. Places Kansas City — the Olive Garden where the potted plant went into the trunk. 40:02 Australia — Dr. Phil Live, and a scary snake around Jeremiah’s neck. 50:04 Marshalls — where he bought his wife’s engagement ring. 1:02:52 AYG tour — Appleton, Tacoma, San Jose, San Diego, Philly, and Atlanta. 1:08:58 Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. Ads Quince (19:42) — quince.com · free shipping and 365-day returns · code GARBAGE. BlueChew (21:23) — bluechew.com · buy two months of BlueChew Gold, get the third free with code GARBAGE. Wayfair (37:50) — wayfair.com · Wayfair Rewards, 5% back on every purchase. Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. Show notes are a summary, not a full transcript. As an Amazon Associate we earn from qualifying purchases. 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Are You Garbage Ep 679: Taylor Tomlinson
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Taylor Tomlinson! | Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast w/ Kevin Ryan & H. Foley

Taylor Tomlinson! | Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast w/ Kevin Ryan & H. Foley Are You Garbage · Guest: Taylor Tomlinson · Hosts: Kevin Ryan (Kippy), H. Foley · Published Sep 20 2026 · Runtime 1:09:52 · Watch: YouTube Overview Kippy and Foley welcome Taylor Tomlinson to the backyard for a first-time Are You Garbage sit-down. After a cold-open plug for the American Garbage special and Army of Garbage tour dates, Foley’s warm intro misfires on her early-career timeline (she was still in high school in 2013), then they dig into Central California roots people keep misreading as Midwestern, a hyper-religious childhood, church-circuit standup at 16, her mom’s death and a stepmom who modeled career work ethic, Disneyland-as-family-vacation (including hospice tickets right after the funeral), Harry Potter banned as “satanic,” dad’s grades-and-treadmill house rules, Cal Poly San Luis Obispo vs needing a real comedy scene, and the long Christian-comedy money runway before she started swearing onstage. Ad reads: Brunt Workwear, GLD, BetterHelp, Warby Parker. Late board goes full garbage audit — Lesser Evil tote-bag movie snacks, Diet Coke mini-cans, Hu chocolate, AMC Stubs, Delta Diamond / first-class, hard-boiled airport eggs, shoes-on / seat-up plane manners, booking her own flights and openers — before Kippy grades her “Temecula trash / classy trash.” Close: Actually Nevermind essays plug and February tour. Timestamp directory 0:00 Cold open — American Garbage special is live; numbers cooking; share it. 0:09 Army of Garbage tour shout — Appleton, San Jose, San Diego, Tacoma, Atlanta, Philly, Springfield, Fort Wayne, Connecticut, Phoenix, Timonium, Milwaukee, Chicago, Cincinnati, Columbus; tickets at areyougarbage.com. 0:35 Show open — Are You Garbage; Kippy & Foley; Toddy’s new addition / limearitas bit; Patreon plug. 1:42 Taylor intro — first-time guest; Foley overshoots the 2013 “you were already a company” timeline; she corrects (HS class of 2011; full-time at 21). 4:15 Origin ask — Central California, not Midwest; round friendly face / “cornfield” misreads; Midwestern-accent myth. 5:08 Standup at 16 — church comedy class with dad + Karen; Christian-circuit opens; performing in churches until ~18. 6:06 Very religious / sheltered upbringing; mom dies when she’s a kid; dad music teacher → real estate; stepmom as work-ethic model. 10:36 Sibling inventory — Taylor oldest of four; hosts flip the table (Irish twins / half-brothers). 11:42 Money growing up — pretty poor early (teacher dad, mom in hospital); later stepmom / dad real-estate team; Dustin Nickerson as grounded married comic foil. 17:06 First car — white Oldsmobile bench seat; “I’d rather be quilting” plate frame; freeway terror. 18:50 Ad read: Brunt Workwear — code GARBAGE. 20:40 Ad read: GLD jewelry — code GARBAGE. 22:00 First jobs — pizza cashier; Soup Plantation / Sweet Tomatoes; waxing-salon cashier; Foley’s late start at 32 (Philly actor crash-out → open mic). 24:40 Local celebrity void — Olivia Rodrigo / Temecula name-drop; Modesto / George Lucas foil; Temecula as freeway island between SD and LA. 26:31 Family vacation = day-trip Disneyland; overnight Disneyland Hotel via hospice free tickets right after mom died. 27:48 Passport / Nutella as adult firsts — “trash markers” board. 28:30 Bedroom posters — inspirational quote cards (near live-laugh-love); Harry Potter until dad calls it satanic (~9–12). 30:00 Kitchen culture — babysitters / assemble-not-cook dinners; no family signature dish; grace every time; colored → white Christmas lights class climb; adult double-tree (white display + colorful bedroom). 34:30 First concert as adult — The Killers in Vegas; band-kid social life; grounded all summer without straight A’s; books put in storage; TV only on the treadmill. 39:00 Cal Poly San Luis Obispo — planned teacher / YA novelist; no standup scene in the beach town; realized she needed clubs. 39:44 Ad read: BetterHelp — betterhelp.com/garbage. 40:46 Ad read: Warby Parker — warbyparker.com/garbage. 42:36 Christian comedy circuit money at 16; responsible-with-money vs “I can’t teach investing”; downtime = read / hike / AMC Stubs / coffee-shop writing with no deadline. 47:00 Writing craft — punchlines on paper vs “writing on stage”; recording / listening to sets; John Madden tape quote foil. 50:00 Movie-date theology — AMC Stubs (up to four/week); sneak Lesser Evil popcorn in a Ziploc + Diet Coke can + Hu dark chocolate sea salt; theater Diet Coke with ice when buying. 55:00 Acid reflux / caffeine / SmartSweets cloud candy digression. 58:00 Delta Diamond / first-class since ~2022; avoid United bump theater; Chick-fil-A grilled nuggets smell sin; hard-boiled airport eggs “for health.” 59:00 Plane manners showdown — eggs vs shoes-off vs seat-back; she keeps shoes on / seat up; books own flights and openers mid-air. 1:04:00 Plane TV — Tulsa King / Yellowstone-adjacent dad shows; dads with teen daughters as her unexpected fan lane. 1:05:53 Verdict beat — “Midwest classy broad” flipped to Temecula / California trash; she self-labels classy trash; catch vs red-flag dating frame. 1:08:57 Close — Actually Nevermind book congrats; Army of Garbage tour; Taylor February tour via taylortomlinsoncomedy.com / @TaylorTomlinson. Stories The 2013 intro that aged her up 1:42 Foley tries to crown her as already “a company” when the boys were slogging the Village in 2013. Taylor won’t take the free myth — high school class of 2011, full-time at 21, barely in New York yet. She jokes the miss actually proves he wasn’t creepy about teens. The board keeps circling calendar math the rest of the hour. Church-class origin 5:08 A woman from church (Karen) drags dad into a Christian comic’s class; Taylor, dad, and Karen take it together. She opens for that comic, works churches into 18, and only later flips the “tortured CBGB’s kid” story she wishes she’d had. Sheltered, serious Christian house — Catholic-guilt cousins on the host side for contrast. Hospice tickets to Disneyland 26:31 Family “vacation” was mostly day-trip Disneyland because it was an hour away. The one overnight at the Disneyland Hotel came right after mom died — hospice handed free tickets someone had donated. She was eight; younger siblings even younger. Whiplash memory she still leads with when asked where they traveled. Harry Potter vs

Are You Garbage Ep 682: Lil Pete
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The Wild World of Lil Pete! | Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast w/ Kevin Ryan & H. Foley

Are You Garbage · Episode: The Wild World of Lil Pete! · Hosts: Kevin Ryan (Kippy), H. Foley · Guest: Lil Pete · Published Sep 30 2026 · Runtime 1:03:45 · Watch: YouTube Chapters People Products Overview Places Ads Chapters 0:00 Cold open — American Garbage special; live-show cities. 2:04 Guest in — Lil Pete, first visit. 2:25 Origin — Bay Ridge house 42 years (minus rehab). 5:40 Dad basketball — Power Memorial / Kareem lore. 14:34 Cancún steroid prep — hair fallout begins. 17:26 DraftKings read. 18:42 Ultra Sleep read. 22:52 Bosley surgeries → percs → 2017 coma. 28:13 Halloween baby-costume / crystal weekend. 32:32 Albanian limo scare. 51:19 WWF meet-and-greets — Macho Man / Vince. 1:01:40 Favorite movies + soft close / tour plugs. Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. People Kevin Ryan (Kippy) Official site · The Comedian List Co-host. Tour open, DraftKings / Ultra reads, garbage verdict. 1:29 H. Foley Official site · The Comedian List Co-host. Origin grilling; “reclaim Rome” closer. 0:56 Lil Pete Instagram Guest — Bay Ridge stand-up / internet comic; first AYG; Little Pete Big World podcast incoming. 2:04 Kareem Abdul-Jabbar Wikipedia Named in dad’s Power Memorial high-school basketball lore. 5:40 Randy Savage Wikipedia Macho Man meet via WWF chiropractor-kid connection. 51:19 Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. Products The Lion King [Blu-ray] — Favorite movie #1. Amazon 1:01:40 True Romance [Blu-ray] — Favorite movie #2. Amazon 1:02:01 Gladiator [Blu-ray] — Favorite movie #3. Amazon 1:02:17 Bosley — Three hair surgeries named in the addiction origin. Official site 22:52 Are You Garbage Patreon Patreon · Army of Garbage live shows Official site Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. Overview Kippy and Foley welcome Brooklyn comic Lil Pete for a first-time AYG dump: Bay Ridge house lore, Power Memorial / Kareem dad basketball, Cancún hair crash into Bosley surgeries, club nicknames, WWF meets, and favorite movies Lion King / True Romance / Gladiator — verdict 100% garbage. Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. Places Bay Ridge, Brooklyn — Same house 42 years. 2:25 Cancún — Senior-year steroid / hair-crash trip. 14:34 Power Memorial Academy — Dad basketball lore with Kareem. 5:40 Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. Ads DraftKings (17:26) — draftkings.com · code AYG as read. 21+; gambling problem? Call 1-800-GAMBLER. Ultra Sleep pouches (18:42) — takeultra.com · code GARBAGE for 15% off new customers as read. Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. Show notes are a summary, not a full transcript. As an Amazon Associate we earn from qualifying purchases. Links on this page may be affiliate links through Amazon and other partner programs we participate in now or in the future. If you buy through those links, we may earn a commission at no extra cost to you.

Are You Garbage Ep 677: Stavros Halkias
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Fat Guy Confidence w/ Stavros Halkias | Are You Garbage

Are You Garbage · Fat Guy Confidence w/ Stavros Halkias · Hosts: Kevin Ryan (Kippy), H. Foley · Guest: Stavros Halkias · Published Sep 9 2026 · Runtime 1:16:18 · Watch: YouTube Chapters People Products Overview Places Ads Chapters 0:30 Welcome — Toddy’s addition; intro Stavros / Uncle Stavros. 2:42 Fat-guy confidence — tanks, cutoffs, hockey-jersey Kevin Smith. 6:17 Stav trash flex — LV brooch return; Hudson News popcorn rage. 12:36 Patreon garbage Q — 2-liter / fridge Milky Ways / ResMed. 20:05 Helix Sleep read. 21:29 ButcherBox read. 26:27 2-liter rules — personal swig opportunity (PSO). 40:07 BlueChew Gold read. 46:52 Savannah Bananas — “TikTok baseball.” 58:15 Private equity / BK & Pepsi #1 / Gold Sauce / pickles. 1:14:16 Plugs — Uncle Stavros, Mississauga bill, American Garbage. Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. People Kevin Ryan (Kippy) Official site · The Comedian List Co-host. Tank-top / hockey-jersey board; sponsor reads; Whopper Jr pickle closer. 1:34 H. Foley Official site · The Comedian List Co-host. Toddy’s addition; King Leo mint healing; BK & Pepsi #1 thesis. 0:55 Stavros Halkias Official site · Wikipedia · The Comedian List Guest. Fat-guy confidence; LV brooch return; PSO doctrine; Savannah Bananas scorched earth; Netflix Uncle Stavros. 2:29 Kevin Smith Wikipedia Hockey-jersey / Silent Bob / chain-wallet fat-confidence foil. 5:08 Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. Products MILKY WAY Milk Chocolate Caramel Candy Bars, Full Size, Bulk Box, 36 ct — Fridge Milky Ways on the Patreon garbage Q. Amazon 13:58 King Leo Soft Peppermint Puffs – 3.4 pounds — Foley’s soft King Leo mint healing beat. Amazon 53:58 YORK Dark Chocolate Peppermint Patties, Candy Family Pack, 17.3 oz — Closest-match for Foley’s freezer peppermint-patty dad story. Amazon 56:14 Men’s leather motorcycle chain wallet (like Kevin Smith jeans-shorts look) — Closest-match for the chain-wallet loyalty beat. Amazon 5:34 Uncle Stavros — Stav’s Netflix special. Netflix. 2:29 Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. Overview Stavros rolls into Toddy’s backyard for a trash summit on “fat guy confidence,” LV-brooch return lore, 2-liter personal-swig rules, Savannah Bananas as TikTok baseball, and why America was cooler when Burger King and Pepsi were #1 — with plugs for Uncle Stavros and American Garbage. Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. Places Toddy’s backyard / Blue Bell, PA — Episode set / Pat’s Image Hair aside. 0:30 Mississauga — Stav theater date with Mulaney / Armisen / JAJ. 1:14:16 Savannah — Bananas / ticket-populism beat. 46:52 Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. Ads Helix Sleep (20:05) — helixsleep.com/garbage · up to 30% off; enter show name after checkout. ButcherBox (21:29) — butcherbox.com/garbage · $20 off + steak choice as read. BlueChew (40:07) — bluechew.com · code GARBAGE as read. Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. Show notes are a summary, not a full transcript. As an Amazon Associate we earn from qualifying purchases. Links on this page may be affiliate links through Amazon and other partner programs we participate in now or in the future. If you buy through those links, we may earn a commission at no extra cost to you.

Are You Garbage Ep 643: Andrew Santino
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Andrew Santino Returns! | Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast w/ Kevin Ryan & H. Foley

Are You Garbage · Episode #643: Andrew Santino Returns! · Hosts: Kevin Ryan (Kippy), H. Foley · Guest: Andrew Santino · Published May 13 2026 · Runtime 1:21:18 · Watch: YouTube Andrew Santino comes back to Are You Garbage in West Hollywood to find out if he’s classy or trash. He explains why he won’t help you move or pick you up at the airport, why he and his wife order in every night, and how a Temu hibachi chef with a sake-filled Super Soaker saved his birthday. Plus 50-plus bottles of bourbon, why vanilla Coke reminds Foley of a breakup, the Arby’s curly fry, and a ranking of every way to drink a Coke. Chapters People Products Places Ads Chapters 1:00 Santino returns, and the guys are back in West Hollywood. 3:24 Who gets a fast text back, and why he won’t help a friend move anymore. 6:52 A night off: dog, wife, a movie, and takeout eaten from the container. 8:14 A buddy’s “Boyfriend?” bar move, and the fake-eyelash trick from Ireland. 10:59 Neil Strauss’s The Game, and Santino’s first roommate in LA. 13:22 Over-ordering, leftovers, and milk that’s right on the edge. 15:23 Benihana said no, so a hibachi chef came to the house with a Super Soaker full of sake. 21:12 Who gets to use the upstairs bathroom, bar soap vs. body wash, and tap water in LA. 25:41 What’s in the fridge, 50-plus bottles of bourbon, and why vodka is a scam. 29:43 The restaurant drink order, sweets, and walking to gelato with the dog. 32:07 Lindt with sea salt, the pistachio-dipped cone, and sugar cones vs. waffle cones. 35:28 LA pizza, the burger quesadilla from Mexico, and why fajitas are the worst order. 39:33 The chipped tooth from a New Orleans bachelor party, and three missing teeth. 43:21 Burger etiquette: fries on the plate or in a basket, tater tots, and Arby’s curly fries. 47:23 Kippy and Foley’s tipping mix-up at Avra in Beverly Hills. 52:15 The free $480 pour, and how Santino tips when a restaurant comps him. 54:40 Foley’s DSW boots, dress shoes, suits, and tying a Windsor. 57:24 The Flyers, the Cubs, and who gets to jump on a bandwagon. 59:47 Collecting a baseball hat in every city, and the one hat he’ll never wear. 1:04:56 First famous person they met: Alley Mills, the dad from The Wonder Years, and Mike Schmidt’s hoagie shop. 1:09:01 Brand loyalty, Coke vs. Pepsi, and frozen Coke before Slurpees. 1:11:03 Why vanilla Coke reminds Foley of an old girlfriend. 1:14:31 The movie theater order, the popcorn bucket, and why Mexican Coke is number one. 1:19:55 Santino plugs the Bad Game Show, and sign-off. Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. People On this episode Kevin Ryan Official site · The Comedian List Host (Kippy). The tipping story at Avra and the Mike Schmidt hoagie shop. 47:23 H. Foley Official site · The Comedian List Host. Down 75 pounds, ordering Kumamoto oysters, and the vanilla Coke story. 1:11:03 Andrew Santino Official site · Wikipedia · The Comedian List profile · Best Movies & TV Shows Guest. Bad Friends and Whiskey Ginger host, back to find out if he’s gotten classy. 1:00 People mentioned C. Thomas Howell Wikipedia The Soul Man star they’re sure lives in the neighborhood. 1:41 Bobby Lee Official site · The Comedian List · Best Movies & TV Shows Santino’s Bad Friends co-host, who loved the hibachi chef. 4:25 Neil Strauss Wikipedia Author of The Game. 11:19 Scott Bakula Wikipedia The Necessary Roughness and Quantum Leap star they couldn’t name. 42:20 Joe Buck Wikipedia Santino says his dad was better. 1:02:53 Mancow Muller Wikipedia The Chicago radio DJ Santino met as a kid. 1:04:56 Alley Mills Wikipedia The mom from The Wonder Years, the first famous person Santino met. 1:05:36 Fred Savage Wikipedia Directed an episode of something Santino did. 1:06:37 Mike Schmidt Wikipedia The Phillies great who had a hoagie shop in Kippy’s hometown. 1:07:18 Mike Piazza Wikipedia Owns Honda dealerships near Kippy’s family. 1:08:20 John Elway Wikipedia Owns half of Denver’s car dealerships. 1:08:20 Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. Products The Game by Neil Strauss — the pickup book that changed his roommate’s life. Amazon 11:19 Blackstone griddle — the backyard griddle the hibachi chef cooked on. Amazon 16:04 Native body wash — the green one Kippy buys by color. Amazon 23:56 Bourbon glasses — for the 50-plus bottles of bourbon at Santino’s house. Amazon 27:21 Lindt dark chocolate with sea salt — Santino’s after-dinner treat. Amazon 32:07 Quantum Leap — the Scott Bakula show they all loved. Amazon 43:01 Mexican Coke in glass bottles — number one on Santino’s Coke ranking. Amazon 1:17:34 Bad Game Show (Bad Friends YouTube) — Santino and Bobby’s self-funded game show, 10 episodes, starting in June. YouTube 1:19:55 Andrew Santino tour dates — St. Charles, Missouri and San Diego, then a tour next year. Official site 1:20:35 Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. Places West Hollywood — where the episode was recorded. 2:02 Benihana — turned down Santino’s 25-person birthday party. 15:23 New Orleans — where Santino chipped his tooth at a crawfish boil. 39:53 Avra Beverly Hills — the Greek spot with the tipping mix-up. 47:46 Chicago Cubs — Santino shares season tickets with his cousin. 58:06 Intrepid Museum, New York — where Foley drank 13 free vanilla Cokes. 1:11:44 Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. Ads

Are You Garbage Ep 629: Back in the Basement
Are You Garbage, Comedy

Back in the Basement – Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast with Kevin Ryan & H. Foley

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast · Show Notes Back in the Basement! H. Foley & Kevin Ryan 1:09:01 Runtime Patreon Q&A Episode 2 Sponsors Top Products & Affiliate Links 👖 The Perfect Jean — Code: GARBAGE15 (15% off) 🛒 Shopify — $1/month trial 🍕 Franzone’s Pizza — Conshohocken, PA 🍦 Ben & Jerry’s Chocolate Fudge Brownie Amazon 🍦 Turkey Hill Chocolate Chip Ice Cream Amazon Best Quotes Preview ⭐ “You killed my dog!” — H. Foley ⭐ “Chicken so good you’ll answer an application.” — Kevin Ryan ⭐ “Two scoops. What am I, a bowl of raisin bran?” — H. Foley You’ll Love This If… Dysfunctional-but-loving family dynamics Blue-collar mall stories and suburban dad life Patreon garbage debates (plungers, buckets, baking sheets) 10+Products 20+People 25+Topics 7Patreon Q&As 1. Episode Overview The hosts are literally back in Foley’s basement after flood and leak damage wrecked their newer studio — and they lean into the chaos with stories about insurance games, Easter candy atrocities, a deeply anxious mall massage, and suburban dad problems. They mix two sponsor reads with personal stories that run the full range from Uber Eats ice cream emergencies to plunger placement philosophy. The back half shifts into Patreon “Are You Garbage?” questions, where Kevin and Foley debate baking sheets vs. cookie sheets, appropriate plunger storage, orange Home Depot buckets as trash cans, faking pink eye at work, and the legitimacy of a hands-free steering alignment test. It’s a pure family episode — no outside guest — and one of their most relaxed, story-driven installments. Flooded studio & basement comeback Foley’s mom Patty & Easter candy Mall massage saga at Serene Blue Suburban homeowner problems Everyday class markers & kitchen gear Patreon garbage hypotheticals 2. Top Quotes & Soundbites ” You killed my dog! H. Foley · ~00:28:10 · Combat/service dog emotional riff ” Chicken so good you’ll answer an application. Kevin Ryan · ~01:01:40 · On loving Wings To Go so much you end up working there ” Two scoops. What am I, a bowl of raisin bran? H. Foley · ~00:09:00 · On Patty’s inadequate ice cream portioning ” You leave it there so the other ones know. There’s a wolf in the house. Kevin Ryan · ~00:55:00 · On skid marks as dominance display ” This is comedy purposes and we’re on a comeback. H. Foley · ~00:14:50 · Justifying indulgent Uber Eats order while down 75 pounds ” I was nine doing structural work. No permit. H. Foley · ~00:30:40 · On building childhood forts ” I should be one huge pink eye. H. Foley · ~00:34:50 · On his poop-adjacent lifestyle 3. Timestamp Directory 00:00:00 Back on the Block tour & leak setup ★Road dates + basement flood announcement 00:01:15 Aunt Tooty’s slip-and-fall insurance play Neck brace waiting for the adjuster 00:04:05 Basement jammed up & G.I. Joe toys at risk Steam cleaning, sanding, hopes for one-time basement ep 00:06:00 Crisis eating & neighbors’ gift baskets Emotional eating, expecting community support 00:07:40 Patty, Easter candy bowl from hell & Franzone’s Pizza ★Black licorice jelly beans, pill candies, sweet pie pickup 00:10:10 Ice cream fight: two scoops vs man-sized servings NCIS together, portion battle with Patty 00:12:30 Turkey Hill & Uber Eats Ben & Jerry’s rescue Ordering a pint + French toast sizzly to meet minimum 00:16:00 Hidden Easter candy & candy as bear bait Patty’s suspected decoy candy bowl theory 00:17:46 AD: The Perfect Jean ★Code GARBAGE15 · 15% off · stretchy yoga-ready denim 00:19:16 AD: Shopify & AYG merch $1/month trial · shopify.com/garbage 00:20:39 Tampa weekend recap & pre-trip stress Mostly sold-out shows; Friday loosened things up 00:24:00 Mall massage saga: Serene Blue, Oxford Valley Mall ★Service dogs, sting fears, empty mall, closed doors 00:31:00 Inside the massage & “please keep underwear on” sign Hot-stone treatment, heavy tip, joke about next time 00:36:00 Diarrhea on the plane & Zapbound side effects AirPods “defragging” his brain; weight-loss drug blame 00:41:00 Patreon family episode announcement Q&A mode begins; join Patreon to get on air 00:43:30 Baking sheet vs cookie sheet vs sheet pan ★Nicholas asks; ridged vs flat; “cookie sheet” = trashy/nostalgic 00:47:40 Old kitchen gear & sentimental bowls 40-year-old utensils; silver mixing bowls Foley won’t give up 00:53:10 Plunger placement & skid-mark etiquette Main bath vs garage; toilet brush debate; wolf in the house 00:57:40 Pink eye faking & self-inflicted infections Faking illness to leave shifts; cart duty backfire 01:02:20 Takeout container hierarchy: styrofoam vs foil Wings To Go styrofoam; tinfoil ducks = high-end 01:05:50 Orange Home Depot buckets, tool caddies & steering test ★Bucket as bathroom trash; alignment test; broken headphones; sign-off 4. People Mentioned Co-Host / Primary Storyteller H. Foley New York–based stand-up comic. Drives the basement flood story, Patty visits, mall massage saga, treehouse debate, and most Patreon answers. Co-Host Kevin Ryan Stand-up comic. Reads Patreon questions, riffs on class markers, challenges Foley’s logic, and adds his own home/family experiences. Foley’s Mom Patty Central to the Easter candy and ice cream segments. Sets out a candy bowl of “black licorice jelly beans and pill-like candies.” Watches NCIS and David Muir nightly. Foley’s Aunt Aunt Tooty Her slip-and-fall lawsuit settlement funded the studio addition. Now jokingly depicted lying in a neck brace to maximize the leak insurance claim. Foley’s Wife / Partner Denise Lives in the suburbs (the Burb). Mentioned in the treehouse planning discussion and tree work consultation. Jokingly accused of “red-pilling” Patty via Jesse Watters. Foley’s Child Kip The treehouse debate centers on building something for him in their backyard. Foley wrestles with DIY vs. hiring a pro to give Kip a better experience than he had. Producer / Crew Luke On the couch in the basement, helps with new equipment. Confirms “sheet pan” as the correct term during the baking sheet debate. Producer / Crew Diesel Tech side of the operation; working on equipment upgrades; laughs along with bits throughout the episode. Historical Figure / Quoted John Adams “I study war and politics so my children can study

Are You Garbage Ep 564: Ralph Barbosa
Are You Garbage, Comedy

Ralph Barbosa Seeks Redemption – Are You Garbage – Podcast Show Notes

AYG AYG – Andrew Santino Returns Back in the Basement – Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast with Kevin Ryan & H. Foley Ralph Barbosa Seeks Redemption – Are You Garbage – Podcast Show Notes Air Date: August 10, 2025 SUMMARY: The “Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast” features hosts Kevin Ryan and H. Foley engaging in a lighthearted and often humorous discussion with comedian Ralph Barbosa. The podcast, available on various platforms including YouTube and Spotify, explores whether guests are “classy individuals or absolute trash” through anecdotes and conversations. In this particular episode, Barbosa promotes his new Hulu special, “Planet Barbosa,” while sharing entertaining stories about building a YouTube channel focused on cars, a disastrous attempt at street racing, and various personal experiences including his home life and fatherhood. The dialogue, punctuated by playful jabs and personal revelations, reveals a comedic dynamic between the hosts and their guest, often circling back to the podcast’s central theme of “classy” versus “trashy” behavior. GUEST Ralph Barbosa Main Topics and Themes Episode Segments 0:00 – 0:19: Introduction and Show Premise Summary: The hosts, Kevin Ryan and H. Foley, welcome listeners to “Are You Garbage?”, a podcast where they determine if their favorite comedians are “classy individuals or absolute trash”. H. Foley (referred to as “Holy” in the transcript) is introduced coming from 5:00 mass, while Kevin Ryan is noted for his fresh haircut. 0:19 – 1:15: Welcome Guest: Ralph Barbosa & Initial Banter Summary: The hosts enthusiastically introduce their “incredibly special guest,” Ralph Barbosa, noting it’s his “third or fourth time back” and that he’s “definitely family”. Ralph is promoting his new special, “Planet Bosa,” on Hulu. The conversation quickly devolves into Ralph’s immediate consumption of a large Budweiser, leading to hosts labeling him “alcoholic fucking trash” as he attempts to “reverse the last two trash ratings” he received on the show. 1:15 – 6:08: Kevin’s Barbershop Horror Story & Hair Talk Summary: Kevin Ryan details his recent bad haircut experience, particularly the barber’s questionable hygiene practices with a straight razor, leading him to check Google reviews and find others had similar issues with the barber, Ronnie, not using new blades. Ralph shares his experiences with his long-time barbers, Jose and Ivan. The discussion touches on barbers coming to their houses, with Ralph recalling his old-school barber yelling at him for suggesting it, which “keeps you humble”. 6:08 – 27:32: Ralph’s “Formula Bean” YouTube Channel & Car Antics Summary: Ralph introduces his new YouTube channel, “Formula Bean,” headquartered at his house, which he describes as “very trashy, but very correct”. He details recent antics, including buying a kids’ Razor ATV that flipped over on Fourth of July. The main focus shifts to his automotive “engineering” skills, specifically cutting a car in half with a blowtorch and putting nitrous (NOS) and turbo on a 1989 Nissan 240 SX just to blow it up without tuning it. He recounts taking the modified car on a trailer to Houston to street race a YouTube personality named Freddy LSX, attempting to hide the NOS and turbo, and how the car eventually “blew up” (the coupler and piping, not the engine, due to unpurged NOS lines) after a second race. 27:32 – 47:00: Sponsor Reads (BlueChew & Aura Frames) & More House Antics Summary: The segment includes advertisements for BlueChew, a product for erectile dysfunction, and Aura Frames, digital picture frames. The conversation briefly returns to Ralph’s house, where he admits there’s no dedicated cook, and he doesn’t trust the food made by his friends, leading to a discussion about his stepmom making lentils and their Fourth of July fireworks. 47:00 – 63:39: Fatherhood & Son’s “Critiques” Summary: Ralph reveals he recently had a child, an eight-week-old son, which has impacted his drinking habits. He also talks about his six-year-old son, who is already “evil sometimes” and “wise beyond his years”. His son is very opinionated about cars, preferring the loud 2017 Chevy SS over the expensive Nissan GTR, and even questions Ralph’s career, asking why he doesn’t want people to know he’s “Ralph Barbosa” and threatening to yell, “Hey everybody, this is that not funny guy!”. 63:39 – 84:50: “Garbage Questions”: Pop Culture, Relationships & Wealth Management Summary: The hosts begin a “Garbage Questions” segment. They discuss the movie Four Brothers, calling it “so bad, it’s so good” and highly quotable. Ralph reveals he calls strip clubs “the strip club” or in Spanish, “Las Cariñosas,” which translates to “the affectionate house”. He admits he’s single and “crushing” on a girl, referring to it as “forbidden love”. The conversation moves to cigars (Ralph likes posing with them but rarely smokes them at home due to laziness) and watches (he owns a Rolex from his uncle but wouldn’t buy one). He also discusses his expanding car collection, now at 11 or 12 cars, but only four are drivable, and only one (a 2024 Nissan GTR R35 worth ~$120k) is insured and registered. Ralph confirms he has a business manager/accountant and claims to be spending less despite making less money this year. 84:50 – 103:00: Sponsor Read (Trade Coffee) & Comedy Tour Challenges Summary: The hosts promote Trade Coffee, highlighting its cold brew options. Ralph discusses his upcoming limited “seven cities” tour dates, which his fans consider more of “a pit stop”. He mentions enjoying doing pop-up shows. He recounts a specific negative fan critique regarding his show time and material, which he dismisses, asserting he enjoys “fucking with the audience”. This leads to a lengthy anecdote about breaking his toe kicking his friend before a show in Washington and his terrible experience at a Philadelphia emergency room (University of Pennsylvania) where nurses were rude, and he was subjected to unnecessary X-rays. 103:00 – 1:08:24: Final “Garbage Questions” (Car-Related) & Episode Conclusion Summary: The “Garbage Questions” continue with car-related queries: having non-working driver-side windows (Ralph fixes them himself now), driving a 1990 Nissan Skyline R32 with the steering wheel on the right side (Japanese import) and having his son pay

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