Comedy

A laugh-out-loud collection of stand-up specials, witty banter, improv, satire, and comedic interviews. This genre features podcasts from professional comedians, sketch performers, and humorists who tackle everything from daily life to pop culture with sharp jokes, clever storytelling, and off-the-cuff humor. Ideal for fans of quick wit, outrageous bits, and behind-the-scenes moments from the comedy world.

Comedy, We're Having A Good Time

Movies & Cigar Hangs – We’re Having a Good Time with Dusty Slay – Episode 159

★ We’re Having a Good Time Podcast Episode 159  ·  Solo Episode  ·  1:04:23 Movies & Cigar Hangswith Dusty Slay Westerns, TSA rants, Passover feasts, hotel sleep kits & why lyrics might be messing with your eternity Dusty Slay · Host Duration: 1:04:23 Solo Episode ▶ Watch on YouTube 1 Quick Reference 📚 Books & References ⭐ We’re Having a Good Time – Dusty’s book (pre-order) ⭐ The Bible – Exodus, Deuteronomy, Isaiah, Gospels Anarcho-capitalism book (read by Hannah – title TBD) 🎙️ Guests → Dusty Slay — Host, comedian, Nashville Solo episode — no additional guests 🔧 Top Products → 100% Linen Bed Sheets – travel essential → Electric Tea Kettle – road must-have → Eye-Massage Sleep Mask – converted skeptic → Linen Sheet Spray – wind-down ritual → Magnesium Body Butter – Ethys Skin Care 💬 Top 3 Quotes “My life ain’t worth two kisses.” — Clint Eastwood “I don’t think we need TSA.” “We’re talking about your eternity.” 3+Books 8+Products 20+People 20+Concepts 1:04Runtime 0Sponsors 2 Episode Overview Dusty riffs on modern TV versus classic shows and westerns, kids’ cartoons, and how media “programs” us before pivoting into TSA, self-protection, and anarcho-leaning views on community and punishment. There are no guests — just Dusty, a recording mic, and about 64 minutes of wherever his brain goes. He then dives into travel routines, hotel comforts, cigars, digestion, Passover and biblical feast days, quitting nicotine, fasting, and the dangers of uncritically consuming music and film messages. This is peak Dusty Slay: funny, specific, theologically curious, and self-deprecating about carrying linen sheets on tour. The episode closes with family priorities, tour updates for Paducah and St. Louis, and a preview of his forthcoming book where he reveals more of his personal story than ever before. Westerns & Classic TV Media Propaganda Kids & Cartoons TSA & Anarcho-Capitalism Faith & Passover Travel & Hotel Life Cigars & Nicotine Music Lyrics & Eternity 3 Top Quotes & Soundbites “My life ain’t worth two kisses.” ⭐ Clint Eastwood in Hang ‘Em High — quoted admiringly by Dusty · 00:07:25 “It is that serious. That is how serious it is. We’re talking about your eternity, heaven or hell.” ⭐ Dusty on song lyrics & spiritual stakes · 01:00:09 “Nicotine starts punching me, gets on top of me and starts punching me in the face, and I got to kick nicotine out of the house.” ⭐ Dusty on breaking his cigar habit · 00:46:50 “I don’t think we need TSA. We just need people to buck up a little bit.” ⭐ Dusty’s airport security take · 00:19:33 “These shows may be good at the start…then two comes around and it’s garbage, but you’re already invested.” On streaming cliffhanger fatigue · 00:01:53 “I don’t celebrate Christmas, but I for sure celebrate the birth of Jesus, and I’m thankful for it.” On biblical feasts vs. cultural holidays · 00:50:08 “If you appear weak, you invite conflict; if you appear strong, it’s less likely people want to mess with you.” Critiquing Marvel’s Vision monologue · 00:55:20 “April is like my January where I’m like, I’m about to turn it all around.” On seasonal resets · 00:52:44 “I’m a sponsorless podcast.” Dusty on keeping the show independent · Episode description 4 Timestamp Directory 00:00:07 Cold Open & IntroDusty welcomes listeners, admits he doesn’t know what he’ll talk about 00:00:28 Local TV & Public Figures HitMorning TV appearance, future of local television 00:01:53 ⭐ Sitcoms & Streaming FatigueWhy cliffhanger shows feel like a trap after strong first seasons 00:03:52 Parks & Rec vs. “Great Shows””Skip the first two seasons” — the worst recommendation 00:04:10 ⭐ Re-Discovering Andy GriffithDVD set, self-contained episodes, cinematic calm 00:06:05 Westerns & Sensory NostalgiaHorses, saddle sounds, chewing tobacco imagery 00:06:52 ⭐ Hang ‘Em High Last Chew StoryCondemned man’s final plug of tobacco; Dusty deeply relates 00:07:25 ⭐ Clint Eastwood’s Two-Kisses Line”My life ain’t worth two kisses” — old-school flirting breakdown 00:08:56 Trauma Backstory & Western RomanceClint’s persistence and the woman’s healing arc 00:10:15 Westerns vs. Golden-Age TVBreaking Bad, Cobra Kai, Lost, Heroes — the drag-it-out problem 00:11:18 TikTok VortexRuining or revealing his short attention span? 00:11:42 Boredom & Anti-iPad StanceChildhood boredom = creativity; heavy YouTube filtering for kids 00:12:31 Upcoming Baby & Tour PlugHannah nearly full-term, due April 13 — Paducah & St. Louis shows 00:13:10 Solo-Seat Ticket EncouragementBuy that single remaining seat and enjoy it alone 00:14:33 Kids’ TV vs. Looney TunesFrying pans, guns, dynamite — re-evaluating the classics 00:16:15 Spidey & Friends vs. Bugs BunnyModern mild vs. classic slapstick; Electric Horseman social messaging 00:16:52 Emma Stone “Beonia” Movie NightDerek Humphrey’s recommendation; Hannah’s taste vs. endless westerns 00:17:31 Western Sexism & Hollywood PortrayalWas “get back in the kitchen” real or Hollywood’s agenda? 00:18:10 Bible Verses on Submission”Wives be submissive” + husbands treat wives like queens 00:18:40 Anarcho-Capitalism IntroCapitalism works with morals; interest in community self-protection 00:19:33 ⭐ TSA Rant: Scrap Security TheaterMetal detectors + harsh punishments + locked cockpits = no TSA needed 00:22:46 Government Shutdowns & BenefitsTSA staff are people; shutdowns weaponize travel inconvenience 00:24:15 9/11 Arguments & Mainstream NarrativesPushing back on TSA’s role in 9/11 prevention 00:25:00 Passengers Taking Back PlanesSeat-belt extensions as self-defense tools 00:26:16 Compost Delivery & Physical LaborThe Compost Company shoutout; admits weakness with a shovel 00:28:05 ⭐ Cigars Back with a VengeanceFlorida relapse; plans to scale back after Paducah & St. Louis 00:29:35 Florida Trip & Social OverwhelmClearwater & Orlando, Vince Fabra, scattered DMs, missed friends 00:31:00 Courtyard Marriott LifestyleMid-range perfection; courtyards ideal for cigar hangs 00:32:21 Partying Without DrinkingSocial but sober means multiple cigars per night 00:33:50 Ethys Skin Care & Magnesium Body ButterAmber’s products; body butter + linen spray = road sleep system 00:35:40 Linen Sheets & Sleep Quality”Healing” claims; travels with his own sheets for hotel stays 00:36:40 Social Media Reactions & “Pretentious” LinensSnarky YouTube comment; American Airlines rant context 00:39:00 Electric Tea Kettle & Digestive TeasClove, peppermint, kidney, stomach teas — road essentials 00:40:15 ⭐ Eye-Massage Mask Converts a SkepticLeft body butter in an Airbnb;

Comedy, We Might Be Drunk

Gaten Matarazzo & Sean Giambrone – Mark Normand & Sam Morril – We Might Be Drunk Podcast

We Might Be Drunk Podcast Gaten Matarazzo & Sean Giambrone on Child Stardom, Star Wars & Gen Z Sobriety Mark Normand & Sam Morril  ·  1:29:28  ·  Full Episode Notes Netflix Top 10, Oscar diversity mandates, creepy fan encounters, Lego Jedi debates, and why Gen Z is quietly canceling alcohol — all in one episode. Full timestamps, sponsor codes, quotes, and clip breakdowns below. 01 Quick Reference 3 Best Quotes ⭐ “Movies are like magazines — they might be out soon, which is a sad state of affairs.” — Sam ⭐ “Diversity is great as long as it’s not forced — it gets weird when you need a spreadsheet to cast a movie.” — Mark ⭐ “I don’t enjoy the rabbit holes — I’m not even logged into my account on my phone.” — Gaten Top Books This Episode Train Dreams — Denis Johnson (~17:00) The Caine Mutiny — Herman Wouk (~42:00) All Quiet on the Western Front — Remarque (~43:00) Where’s Papa? — Robert Klane (~43:00) Being There — Jerzy Kosiński (~26:00) Active Sponsor Codes WMBBD — 20% off Willie’s Remedy+ DRUNK — 20% off Lucy pouches DRUNK — 60% off Tempo Meals first box Shopify — $1/month trial at /drunk Ethos — quote at ethos.com/DRUNK 02 Episode Overview Mark Normand and Sam Morril open with Mark’s Netflix special None Too Pleased cracking the Top 10, then pivot into Seth Meyers stories, Conan’s Oscar hosting, and a heated debate on the Academy’s new diversity mandates for Best Picture eligibility. The conversation ranges from Timothée Chalamet’s bizarre ballet controversy to Doja Cat’s rare moment of social-media self-awareness. When Sean Giambrone (The Goldbergs) arrives, the episode shifts into old-Hollywood nostalgia — George Segal memories, Cary Grant hypnotist rumors, and a deep rec stack of overlooked 70s films. Gaten Matarazzo (Stranger Things, Lego Star Wars) joins next, triggering the episode’s best section: child stardom’s dark side, the “crush since you were 13” phenomenon, social media detox strategies, and why Gen Z is quietly abandoning alcohol. All four close on pet peeves — plane feet, rude customers, cosplay at serious theater — before Mark and Sam plug their touring schedules. Sean and Gaten’s stoner comedy Pizza Movie (Hulu/Disney+) is the connective thread throughout. 03 Top Quotes & Soundbites ” ⭐ Movies are like magazines. They might be out soon, which is a sad state of affairs. Sam Morril · ~22:00 · On theatrical decline ” ⭐ Diversity is great as long as it’s not forced. It gets weird when you need a spreadsheet to cast a movie. Mark Normand · ~31:00 · On Oscar representation rules ” ⭐ I’m not even logged into my account on my phone. I don’t enjoy the rabbit holes. Gaten Matarazzo · ~34:00 · On stepping off social media ” ⭐ I once broke up with a girl for being rude to a bartender. I couldn’t let it go. Sam Morril · ~1:22:04 · On character judgment ” ⭐ Planes are public transportation. That’s what planes are. Sean Giambrone · ~1:21:14 · On in-flight etiquette ” ⭐ Anytime we tell a sex story on stage, something has to go wrong. Sam Morril · ~1:09:09 · On comedy structure ” We invested in silent films and the talkies took over. Mark Normand · On launching Bodega Cat whiskey as Gen Z goes sober ” You’re going to need a clipboard and a spreadsheet to make a movie now. Mark Normand · ~31:24 · On compliance-driven casting 04 Timestamp Directory 00:00 Netflix Special & Early Banter ⭐ None Too Pleased hits Top 10; Drake hot-sauce lore 02:00 Canceled Episode Speculation Mystery guest teasing; Reddit rumors denied 05:00 Comedy & Late-Night Grind ⭐ Shay Shay, Zach Lowe’s pod, edgy jokes vs. “people upstairs” 09:00 Seth Meyers Stories Generosity, joke-writing, Beacon show; late-night pre-interviews 13:00 Oscars & Conan’s Hosting Michael B. Jordan bits, DiCaprio career-vs-Oscar calculus 17:00 Ballet, Opera & Doja Cat Chalamet ballet pile-on; Doja’s rare public apology 22:00 Hollywood Diversity & Oscar Rules ⭐ New Best Picture mandates; “Daily Wire Oscars” prediction 26:00 Filming Costs & Locations Budapest vs. California; Thomas Edison pushes Hollywood west 33:00 Ad Block: Ethos / Willie’s / Shopify Life insurance, THC tonic, and Shopify’s $1 trial 37:00 Introducing Sean & Pizza Movie Hulu/Disney+ stoner comedy; SXSW premiere 42:00 Old Movies & George Segal Goldbergs, Cary Grant hypnotist story, 100-yr-old nona’s film taste 49:00 Gaten Joins & Star Wars ⭐ Lego Star Wars Jedi; Empire vs. prequels vs. Rogue One 56:00 Fame & Odd Messages “Crush since 13” story; gender double standards; pedo-repellent arm hair 1:03:00 Child Actors, Auditions & Serial Killer Casting Dark audition offers; how environment breaks child stars 1:11:00 Gen Z vs. Alcohol & Phones Liquor sales dropping; social media as behavioral deterrent 1:18:00 Pet Peeves & Etiquette ⭐ Plane feet; rude customers; cosplay at serious theater 1:23:00 Upcoming Shows & International Tour Mark: Lexington, Fort Lauderdale, Providence; Sam: LA, Verona, Lisbon 1:27:00 Outro Song & Vibe Original WMBD outro; plugs for Bodega Cat and Patreon 05 People Mentioned Co-Host · Stand-Up Mark Normand Netflix special None Too Pleased just cracked the Top 10. Touring heavily; creator of Bodega Cat Whiskey. Discusses late-night TV, Oscars, and pet peeves throughout. Tickets → Co-Host · Stand-Up Sam Morril Knicks superfan, podcast fixture, touring US and Europe. Shares a cut Stephen A./Epstein joke and introduces the “near enemy” concept. Broke up with a girl over waiter rudeness. Tickets → Guest · Actor Sean Giambrone The Goldbergs (10 seasons), voice of Jeff on Clarence, co-lead of Pizza Movie. Shares George Segal stories, Italian-name chest-hair riffs, and old-movie recommendations. Guest · Actor Gaten Matarazzo Stranger Things, Dear Evan Hansen (Broadway), Lego Star Wars: Rebuild the Galaxy, co-lead of Pizza Movie. Discusses social media detox, Gen Z drinking trends, and Dark Side of fame. Referenced · Late-Night Host Seth Meyers Praised for comedian-friendly generosity. Once vouched for Mark on a date. Steak dinner at Chelsea Hotel and Beacon show anecdote. Mark calls him genuinely funny off-camera. Referenced ·

Comedy, Tuesdays with Stories

Mark Normand & Joe List on Hulu Censorship, Spleen Stabbings & Shadow Bans | Tuesdays with Stories #648

Tuesdays with Stories! Episode #648  ·  March 23, 2026 ▶ Watch on YouTube Tuesdays with Stories  ·  Episode 648 So Freshand So Spleen w/ Mark Normand & Joe List Duration 1:02:11 Transcript Complete Published Mar 23, 2026 Watch Episode ✓ Complete Transcript — Show notes cover the full 1:02:11 episode 01Quick Reference Sponsors & Strong Recommendations BlueChew Gold — ED chewable, 4-in-1, dissolves under tongue, ready in ~15 min; 10% off with code TUESDAYS at BlueChew.com Shopify — Powers ~10% of US e-commerce; $1/month trial at shopify.com/tuesdays Kalshi — Largest US prediction market; $10 bonus with code TUESDAY at kalshi.com/r/TUESDAY Patreon — Bonus content including “Musk TV” at patreon.com/tuesdays You’ll Love This Episode If You’re Into… Streaming special politics and “dangerous joke” debates Stand-up comedy road stories and open-mic grind nostalgia New York vs Austin culture, crime, and quality of life Bar fights, spleen horror, and ambulance vs Uber hacks Parenting in Tribeca and celebrity run-ins (Claire Danes!) Gross but legendary on-mic fart moments Green room weed culture and body hair debates 3 Best Quotes “I want you to admit on this call that there are dangerous people.” — Mark to Hulu execs “He didn’t realize he had been stabbed in the spleen… they had to take his spleen out.” — Joe “You put [it] on the internet, that’s where the fire [starts].” — Mark on social media vs TV Total Count (Full Episode) 0 Books  ·  ~8 Products/Services  ·  25+ People  ·  25+ Concepts/Ideas 02Episode Overview Mark and Joe bounce through bar-fight spleen horror, the politics of a censored Muslim joke on a Hulu special, a double-barrel historic fart on mic, and the eternal debate over women’s armpit hair vs leg hair. They also hit NYC crime, Uber vs ambulance hacks, private security after BLM, parenting milestones (Marty’s first haircut and a Claire Danes run-in), and classic road-comic hang dynamics. The episode closes with a Bagel World stare-down where Sal reaches for pepper spray, regional Lyft driver small-talk riffs, and plugs for upcoming tour dates across the US and UK. 03Top Quotes & Soundbites “ I want you to admit on this call that there are dangerous people. Mark Normand to Hulu executives  ·  ~17:00 “ He didn’t realize he had been stabbed in the spleen… they had to take his spleen out. Joe List — the bar stabbing story  ·  ~23:00 “ You put [it] on the internet, that’s where the fire [starts]. Mark Normand on social media vs TV controversy  ·  ~14:00 “ Everyone’s looking at the [phone] all the time. Mark Normand dismissing St. Patrick’s Day release anxiety  ·  ~11:00 “ You never drive it again… or something like that. Joe quoting his dad after the drunk Mardi Gras car fiasco  ·  ~33:00 “ I eat a nibble of an edible to go to bed and if I don’t fall asleep, I’m like ‘Oh no, childhood.’ Mark Normand on weed anxiety  ·  ~50:00 “ I go to Tony’s Pizza, it’s not like ‘Hey, I’m Tony.’ But Rosie actually is Rosie. Joe List on realizing the hairdresser’s name really is Rosie  ·  ~59:00 “ We live in Baton Rouge. You’re not a celebrity. No one’s punking you, Jeff. Joe List on delusional shadow-ban complainers  ·  ~20:00 04Timestamp Directory — Full Episode 00:00Cold Open & Austin StereotypesAustin’s shift from “keep Austin weird” hippie town to Alex Jones right-wing associations 03:00Weather Swings & Subway MiseryJoe’s brutal winter commutes to Atlantic Terminal; trains silently losing power; panties and tube tops 12 hours earlier 06:00Austin Move Fantasies & Ari BarefootAri Shaffir living like Rick Rubin; debate over Rubin’s actual musicianship; Johnny Cash, RHCP, Beastie Boys 09:00⭐ Historic Double-Barrel FartMark unleashes a legendary double fart; they declare it “historic”; jokes about “brown gum” underwear 11:00Mark’s Hulu Special & St. Patrick’s Day ReleaseRelease timing anxiety; argues people watch content all day anyway; Hulu asks for promo clips 14:00⭐ The Muslim Joke Phone Call with HuluHulu requests removal from socials due to past bomb threats and death threats to another comic 17:00⭐ Forcing Execs to Admit “Dangerous People”Mark agrees to pull joke from socials only if executives verbally acknowledge real danger; virtue signaling vs real fear 20:00YouTube vs Hulu Censorship & AlgosYouTube’s “wizard behind the curtain” robots; Sam’s Nazi joke dinged out of context; shadow-ban paranoia; Ari as early complainer 23:00⭐ Spleen Stabbing Bar Story (Episode Title)Friend stabbed in the spleen at Big Easy bar after dancing with someone’s girlfriend; only realizes in a cab when bleeding everywhere 26:00Car Theft vs Towing ConfusionNot knowing if a car’s stolen or towed; film productions moving cars; police stations with relocation info 29:00BlueChew Gold Ad ReadMark delivers over-the-top BlueChew Gold spot; “purple [thing],” feeling like a passionate stallion; code TUESDAYS 31:00Shopify Ad ReadShopify’s dominance in e-commerce, templates, built-in marketing; $1/month trial at shopify.com/tuesdays 33:00Mardi Gras Lost Car & Dad ConfrontationMark parks drunk at Mardi Gras, thinks car stolen; dad circles the block and finds it; confronts Mark about drunk driving 36:00Young Comic Days & Lamont Price RidesJoe drives Lamont Price 20 minutes north every night then an hour home just to bask in comedy mentorship 39:00⭐ Car Stolen Outside the Comedy ConnectionJoe’s Buick stolen; dad drives into Boston at midnight; still has to ferry Lamont to Revere; near-silent racially awkward ride 42:00Age, Hang Fatigue & Road vs CityEarly excitement of late-night hangs vs current “do the set and leave” mentality; road as focused creative time 45:00Austin Move & Relatives Wanting BarbecuesDistant acquaintances expecting hangs when you’re in their town; “no upside” in those social obligations 48:00Kalshi Sponsor AdPrediction trading on March Madness, Netflix #1 movie, Trump’s Mar-a-Lago trips, aliens by 2027; code TUESDAY 50:00⭐ Weed Rooms vs Panic SmokersMark marvels at comics who smoke weed for hours and still perform; his own “4-minute” weed span leads to paranoia and self-loathing 53:00Hot Yoga & Armpit vs Leg Hair DebateMark’s hot-yoga instructor with hairy armpits sparks a long green-room debate at The Stand 56:00Body Hair Deep Dive — Ethnicity, Smell & Sex ZonesWhite comics vs others on armpit

Comedy, Harland Highway Podcast

WILL FERRELL – MORE cowbell, and stories from SUPERSTAR and stuff – Harland Highway

Ridge Wallet — Up to 40% off at ridge.com/harland 01:02:10 🔗 Chubbies — 20% off, code harlandhighway at chubbiesshorts.com/harlandhighway 00:20:25 🔗 HexClad — 10% off at hexclad.com/harland 01:08:07 🔗 Stitch Fix — $20 off first order at stitchfix.com/harland 01:23:05 🔗 Wingman — Harland’s new comedy film; trailer sneak peek at episode end 01:43:30 Books Mentioned (All Light Mentions — No Real Recs) “Where’s Waldo” coloring book (parody) 00:11:39 AFFILIATE LINK PLACEHOLDER 🔗 Shakespeare — general bit 00:39:24 AFFILIATE LINK PLACEHOLDER 🔗 Chaucer — same gag 00:39:24 AFFILIATE LINK PLACEHOLDER 🔗 Fahrenheit 451 — Ray Bradbury analogy 00:50:23 AFFILIATE LINK PLACEHOLDER 🔗 The Martian Chronicles — Ray Bradbury same context 00:50:23 AFFILIATE LINK PLACEHOLDER 🔗 Host & Guest Host — Harland Williams harlandwilliams.com · Instagram · Twitter/X · Merch (harbling.com) · Cameo: cameo.com (search Harland Williams) Guest — Will Ferrell — SNL alum, star of Elf, Anchorman, Superstar. 3 Best Quotes ⭐ “You could look at that Liberty Bell all day, but you look over here, you got a cowbell…” — Will 01:20:15 ⭐ “Watching Harland climb the front of a Burger King would be something to behold. Peak 2026.” — Embodied sentiment 00:16:29 ⭐ “I put my pants on at the end of the day, one leg at a time… and I need less cowbell.” — Harland 01:16:30 You’ll Love This Episode If… Absurdist long-form improv comedy SNL lore: Cowbell, Celebrity Jeopardy Elf backstory and holiday-movie culture Harland & Will’s film Superstar memories Bizarre fake injuries and medical bits Surreal family/genealogy prank segments Most Searched For Will Ferrell cowbell story Will Ferrell Elf behind the scenes Harland Williams Will Ferrell podcast Norm Macdonald Will Ferrell SNL stories Wingman Harland Williams movie trailer Totals 5 books (all light mentions) 10+ products/services (4 sponsors + comedy bits) 25+ people (real + fictional/family bit characters) 40+ distinct concepts & ideas Section 2 Episode Overview Likely Title: “WILL FERRELL disturbing family secret revealed! MORE cowbell, and stories from SUPERSTAR and stuff!” Episode #: UNKNOWN — TO BE FILLED IN — not stated in transcript. Runtime: 1:46:56 Harland Williams hosts Will Ferrell for a relentlessly absurd, mostly improvised conversation that veers from fake injuries and rock-climbing stunts to SNL classics, Elf lore, and an elaborate prank “reveal” that Will is adopted. They also hit sponsor reads in full character, reminisce about filming Superstar, discuss Norm Macdonald and Christopher Walken, and close with Harland’s Wingman trailer plus a running gag about a gift microwave. Key Themes Surreal physical comedy and fake injury X-rays SNL history: “More Cowbell,” Celebrity Jeopardy, Norm Macdonald memories The making of Elf and re-imagined casting myths (Betty White, Carol Burnett) Friendship, family, and an intentionally uncomfortable “adoption” bit Sponsorship bits (Ridge, Chubbies, HexClad, Stitch Fix) folded into character riffing Improv philosophy and Harland’s chaotic style (“kids just a little further down the hall”) Harland’s upcoming movie Wingman and comedic persona extensions Section 3 Timestamp Directory Time Topic Description 00:00:00 Stand-up tour & Wingman tease ⭐ Harland plugs upcoming shows and announces a first-ever sneak peek of his film’s trailer at episode end. YT 00:02:17 Water bottle OCD & virtual set riff Will fixates on finishing one water; they riff on multiple bottles and the fantasy mountain/library background. YT 00:03:11 Horizon bit & podcast quality rating Harland pushes Will to “touch the horizon”; they joke the show is “less than 1% milk” tier. YT 00:06:24 LA Kings & Letterman/Zevon story ⭐ Will recounts spotting Harland at a Kings game and tells the tale of Harland’s Letterman stand-up and the “Werewolves of London” joke shut-down. YT 00:11:39 Where’s Waldo coloring book gag Harland describes coloring Waldo so he’s instantly visible, renaming it “Here’s Waldo.” YT 00:12:27 Rose Bowl swap-meet job bit Will jokingly says he’s been selling thrifted T-shirts and ukuleles at the Rose Bowl, riffing on margins and weekend income. YT 00:14:04 Ibex/tanning bed analogies Harland likens Will’s mic tilt to an ibex suckling and asks about rock climbing, leading into absurd climbing claims. YT 00:15:52 Free-solo climbing + mountain goat punch ⭐ Harland invents a story about free-soloing, punching a mountain goat, and breaking his wrist, showing an X-ray. YT 00:17:20 Urban “climbs”: Burger King & Skims They plan Harland’s one-handed Burger King climb with Barry Manilow’s vibrator and a Skims-rope climb of a Skims store. YT 00:19:10 Synchronized Wendy’s climb Harland proposes synchronized Wendy’s climbing while holding Baconators and using only legs. YT 00:20:08 Cheap-wad parenting & Spirit Airlines Will claims he’s generous but jokes his kids must earn food and fly red-eye Spirit in economy with layovers. YT 00:21:13 Shipping kids in dog crates Harland offers cost-saving tips like dog crates in cargo and roof-rack seats. YT 00:22:27 Canadian love and crop-art hearts Harland recalls his dad making heart shapes in corn and wheat fields with a John Deere. YT 00:23:31 Dolly Parton handshake & landmine X-ray Harland claims Dolly’s grip broke his “flamingioid” and later says he stepped on a Bermuda landmine, showing X-rays. YT 00:26:22 Bermuda rainwater roofs Harland explains Bermuda’s terraced roofs harvesting rainwater as drinking water. YT 00:27:14 Scallop Fest & Bananarama riff They invent an Olive Garden Scallop Fest (Sept 4–12) and sing Bananarama and other ’80s hits. YT 00:29:00 Olive Garden Scallop Fest opener idea ⭐ They fantasize about opening Scallop Fest as lounge singers doing “True.” YT 00:33:05 Superstar movie memories Discussion of their film Superstar, especially the practical Jesus ladder shot on a highway at night. YT 00:34:41 Playing Jesus & theological riff Harland asks if playing Jesus might affect Will at the pearly gates; they joke about nails and Roman tools. YT 00:36:38 Apple juice debate: Mott’s vs Allan’s They revisit an old debate over best apple juice brand from their Toronto days. YT 00:37:35 Apple cider vinegar “vortex” scene ⭐ Harland accidentally drinks tart apple cider vinegar, claiming to mouth-vortex and finally “touch the horizon.” YT 00:39:49 Improv at Second City and Rivoli Will describes Harland violating “Yes, and” rules and their fake troupe “The kids just a little

Comedy, We Might Be Drunk

Adam Carolla – Mark Normand & Sam Morril – We Might Be Drunk Podcast

⚡ Quick Reference Guest Adam Carolla — Comedian, podcaster, vintage car racer Top Quotes “Too much choice makes people miserable.” “I do the opposite of what my parents would do.” “You’re on a first-name basis with the judge.” Top Films Discussed Rush · The Last Picture Show · Star 80 · F1 Sponsors & Deals Shopify — $1/mo trial at shopify.com/drunk Tempo Meals — 60% off at TempoMeals.com/DRUNK Lucy Breakers — 20% off at Lucy.co/DRUNK Quo — Free trial + 20% off at quo.com/WMBD Top Products Bodega Cat Whiskey · Porsche 935 collectibles 43 People 13 Products 15 Films/Shows 10+ Concepts 48 Quotes 8+ Takeaways We Might Be Drunk Podcast Adam Carolla: Scotch, Split Screens & Awkward Interviews 📅 March 1, 2026 ⏱ 1h 29m 🎙 Hosts: Mark Normand & Sam Morril Guest: Adam Carolla — Veteran comedian and broadcaster, former co-host of The Man Show, prolific podcaster and vintage car racer/collector. Mark Normand and Sam Morril sit down with Adam Carolla for a relentlessly bit-heavy hang that swings from dating apps and internet porn to parenting, gender, and why too much choice makes everyone miserable. A huge chunk of the episode is Carolla’s car-guy world: racing historic Porsches, the Paul Newman 935, and the now-infamous story of Jerry Seinfeld repeatedly refusing to walk 100 feet to look at his Le Mans-winning car. They weave in nanny and affair scandals, “rich man / poor man” class jokes, and a long run on bathrooms, public-toilet etiquette, and petty social peeves. 🎯 Listen if you care about: stand-up comedy process, vintage Porsches and racing, Jerry Seinfeld lore, dating apps and modern relationships, parenting and gender debates, everyday social peeves and bathroom design. 📍 Timestamp Directory 00:00:00Cold open — afternoon Scotch, Bodega Cat whiskey plugs, Adam riffs on Mark’s nerdy “California split screen” desktop plus a bizarre Elliot Gould reference. 00:02:30⭐ Adam tells the story of his painfully awkward live Elliot Gould interview; breaks down guests and morning DJs who manufacture personality by being negative. 00:06:00Negging, dating apps & bad openers — they compare contrarian guests to dates who “neg,” pivot into Bumble, terrible openers, and why too much choice makes everyone less happy. 00:13:00Internet porn, options overload & aging libido — long bit on infinite porn scroll, never finishing, over-optimizing sessions, hotel room marathons. 00:18:00Lube addiction & shower technique — Adam’s semi-serious “dad talk” about not getting addicted to lube, learning to finish standing up. 00:20:00⭐ Schwarzenegger’s nanny & pirate outfit — infamous maid photo, roast the pirate costume, argue his cheating is baked into the same personality that made him Mr. Olympia. 00:23:00Mark’s nanny setup & Tiger Woods’ wife — non-English-speaking nanny strategy, Tiger/Elin Nordegren detour about insanely hot nannies and marital booby traps. 00:27:00Nanny fantasies, male nannies & movie logic — cartoonish “ham under a box” nanny trap, how unrealistic hot nannies would be in films, rare male nannies. 00:31:00MILF porn, opposites & getting caught — plausible deniability with spouse, Mark’s dad catching him, Sam’s dad finding “Older Rod Riders,” Adam’s gay “Cult Roundup” booklet. 00:34:30Cult Roundup, gay panic & early woke parents — keeping the booklet as a collector’s item, imagining dad worrying he’s gay, contrasting with early-woke family. 00:38:00Kids, early same-sex crushes & school dynamics — Sam kissing a boy in all-boys school, mom’s instant “you’re not gay” response. 00:40:00⭐ LA, transitions & boy-girl twins policy — Adam’s “policy”: if daughter transitions to boy, son must transition to girl to keep symmetry. 00:41:00Parenting, kids becoming “people” — teens finally become fun adult hangout partners, dark detour into boring kids’ conversation. 00:44:00Seinfeld’s car-guy regrets & Adam’s son — Seinfeld wishing his son was a car guy; Adam’s son never playing football. 00:48:00Football saved my life & flag vs “flag” — Pop Warner saving him from becoming a statistic, why he doesn’t force his son. 00:52:00Car talk, Laguna Seca & Porsche 935 setup — deep dive into the Rolex Historics, Adam’s Paul Newman-driven 935, its Daytona/Le Mans pedigree. 00:56:00⭐ Rennsport, Seinfeld’s Porsches & The Snub — Adam invites Jerry to walk 25 yards to see the legendary 935, Jerry says “I’m good” repeatedly. 01:01:00Playing the Seinfeld clip & breaking it down — they play Jerry’s podcast explanation, analyze his stance, debate who’s unreasonable. 01:03:00Sponsor block — Lucy nicotine pouches, Quo business phones, Tempo prepared meals, Shopify. 01:08:00⭐ Pet peeves: Chicken Marsala guy & sweater price guy — Mark rants about forced food reactions, the “guess how much” ego game. 01:12:00″You don’t remember me” & slow walkers — the power move, plus friends who tag along but walk painfully slow. 01:16:00Toilet paper rolls, public dispensers & boutique bathrooms — giant rolls that don’t spin, thin paper, insanely loud airport dispensers, barn-door bathrooms. 01:20:00⭐ Pissing on TP rolls & Singapore justice — people who pee on public rolls are society’s true monsters; jokes they should be executed. 01:24:00Penn Station piss, trains & setup for clip — Sam’s puddle-of-pee bathroom story. 01:26:30Seinfeld clip (fuller version) & Family Guy bit — mock Elon Gold’s impression, note how Seinfeld gently reframes Adam as pushy. 01:30:00Seinfeld’s meanness, punching down & Louis C.K. — how mean Seinfeld characters really are, Louis’s defense of punching down. 01:33:00⭐ Jay Leno: fires, crashes & Jackass energy — Leno set himself on fire with a steam car, clotheslined on a sidecar, rolled the Hemi Under Glass. 01:38:00More 935 talk, auction money & rich man / poor man — circle back to the 935’s value, transition into Seinfeld and Leno calling it his signature bit. 01:43:00⭐ Performing the Rich Man / Poor Man bit — first-name basis with the judge, knowing copper prices, your own fragrance, “have you checked his trailer?” 01:47:00⭐ Kim Kardashian “gets you off” closer — she either gets you off sexually or gets you out of jail via prison reform. 01:50:00Character story: refusing the VIP bathroom — Adam ignoring a porta-potty with his name on it, using regular ones instead. 01:53:00F1 movie vs Rush & racing portrayals — F1 is cheesy but well-shot, Rush is tighter, the

Comedy, This Past Weekend

TPW 607 – A Conversation with a Young Amish Male on Rumspringa

THIS PAST WEEKEND • EPISODE #607 Amish Male RUMSPRINGA & AMISH LIFE ▶ 1:24:52 • 👤 THEO VON • 👑 AMISH MALE • 🏭 Culture • Religion • Life ▶ WATCH ON YOUTUBE THIS PAST WEEKEND • EPISODE #607 Amish Male RUMSPRINGA & AMISH LIFE ▶ 1:24:52  • 👤 THEO VON  • 👑 AMISH MALE  • 🏭 Culture • Religion • Life ▶ WATCH ON YOUTUBE 🎙️ Episode Metadata   Title: “Young Amish Male – This Past Weekend with Theo Von 607 Transcript” Host: Theo Von Guest: Timothy, a young Amish male Episode Number: 607 Air Date: September 3, 2025 Notes       🧠 Main Topics and Themes   This episode focuses on a conversation between host Theo Von and a young man named Timothy, who is currently on his Rumspringa from his Amish community. The main themes revolve around exploring and demystifying Amish life, traditions, and culture from an insider’s perspective. 0:00 – Podcast Merch: Theo Von talks about new merchandise on his website, the vonstore.com, including a collaboration with a person named Bobby. 0:26 – Introducing Timothy: Theo introduces his guest, Timothy, and the unique nature of the interview. 1:10 – Language and Identity: The discussion starts with Timothy’s language, Pennsylvania Dutch, and his distinction of being “100% Amish.” 2:09 – Amish Education: Timothy explains the Amish school system, noting that education stops at the eighth grade. 3:16 – Amish and Modern Conditions: They briefly touch on what ADHD or ADD might be like in an Amish community. 4:30 – Birth and Medical Care: Timothy shares details about Amish birth practices, mentioning that babies are often born at home with a midwife, but hospital visits are permitted for emergencies. 5:03 – The “English” World: They talk about the Amish term “English” for non-Amish people and the differences in culture. 6:38 – Music and Technology: Timothy shares that he listens to music, mentioning artists like Morgan Wallen and others. 7:55 – Church and Community: The conversation shifts to the structure of the Amish church, including the role of bishops and the community-based worship that takes place in homes. 10:11 – The “Hohiller” and Australia: Timothy explains the term “Hohiller” and a story about an Amish person who moved to Australia. 12:28 – Media Consumption: They discuss classic TV shows and movies like Dukes of Hazard. 13:50 – Little House on the Prairie: Timothy mentions the TV show and its contrast with real Amish life. 15:00 – Rumspringa: A core topic of the episode, they discuss the purpose of Rumspringa and how it functions as a period of exploration before committing to the church. 16:15 – A Bishop’s Departure: Timothy recounts the story of a bishop who left the community. 20:49 – Military and Service: They discuss the Amish stance on military service. 22:31 – Pride in Identity: Timothy shares his pride in his Amish heritage. 24:16 – School Life and Daily Routine: A deeper dive into the daily life of an Amish schoolboy. 38:42 – More on Rumspringa: Further details are provided about the Rumspringa experience. 47:19 – A Helicopter Ride: Timothy shares his experience of riding in a helicopter. 1:24:52 – Misconceptions: They address and clear up common misconceptions about the Amish. 1:26:30 – Different Amish Groups: Timothy explains the diversity within the Amish community. 1:33:00 – Conclusion: The interview wraps up, with Theo thanking Timothy for sharing his story.   🧍 People   Theo Von: Host of the podcast. [Google search: https://www.google.com/search?q=Theo+Von] Timothy: The guest, a young Amish male on Rumspringa. [Google search: https://www.google.com/search?q=Timothy+Amish] Morgan Wallen: A country music singer mentioned by Timothy. [Google search: https://www.google.com/search?q=Morgan+Wallen] Bobby: A person mentioned as collaborating on merchandise. [Google search: https://www.google.com/search?q=Bobby+podcast+merch]   📍 Places   Lanesboro, Minnesota: Timothy’s hometown. [Google search: https://www.google.com/search?q=Lanesboro,+Minnesota] Nashville, Tennessee: Where Theo Von’s show took place and where the podcast was recorded. [Google search: https://www.google.com/search?q=Nashville,+Tennessee] Australia: Mentioned in the context of a story about an Amish person. [Google search: https://www.google.com/search?q=Australia]   🛍️ Brands, Sponsors, and Products   the vonstore.com: Theo Von’s official merchandise website. Morgan Wallen: Mentioned as a musical artist.   🎭 Events and Experiences   Rumspringa: Timothy’s current life phase, a time for young Amish people to explore the outside world before committing to the church. Attending a Live Show: Timothy attended Theo Von’s live show in Nashville. Helicopter Ride: A new experience for Timothy during his travels. Staying in a City: Timothy mentions this as his first time staying in a big city and in a tall hotel.   😂 Jokes and Humor   Theo’s Impression: Theo makes a funny comment about Timothy’s laugh and how it sounds like “a dog trying to cough out a penny.” Language Barrier: Humorous moments arise from Theo’s attempts to understand Pennsylvania Dutch phrases like “Hohiller” and the concept of Amish slang.   📺 Media Mentions   Dukes of Hazard: A classic TV show Timothy has seen. Little House on the Prairie: A show mentioned that Theo and Timothy relate to. Morgan Wallen: The musical artist whose music Timothy enjoys.   🍽️ Comedy Clubs, Restaurants, Venues   Ryman Auditorium: Theo references playing the Ryman in Nashville, where Timothy attended his show. [Google search: https://www.google.com/search?q=Ryman+Auditorium]   📦 Products and Items   VCR: Timothy mentions using a VCR to watch movies. Gum: An item Timothy notes he has tried during his Rumspringa. “Bobby” Merch: A clothing item sold on Theo’s website.   🎬 Comedy Sketch Ideas   A sketch about an Amish person’s first experiences with modern technology and city life. A comedy sketch about an Amish “Hohiller” attempting to navigate Australian customs. A sketch based on the story of the bishop leaving the community, from the perspective of the other community members.   📈 Search Triggers & Internet Queries   “What is Rumspringa?” “Amish military service” “Pennsylvania Dutch language” “Amish beliefs and rules” “Hohiller Amish meaning” “Amish life vs. Little House on the Prairie”   📌 Interesting Facts or Trivia   Language: The Amish speak Pennsylvania Dutch, a dialect of German. Education: Formal education stops after the eighth grade. Military:

Comedy, This Past Weekend

Lainey Wilson on Her New Album, Whirlwind, & Life on Tour – TPW #606

THIS PAST WEEKEND • EPISODE #606 Lainey Wilson COUNTRY MUSIC & LIFE ON TOUR ▶ 1:30:16 • 👤 THEO VON • 👑 LAINEY WILSON • 🏭 Country Music • Tour • Life ▶ WATCH ON YOUTUBE THIS PAST WEEKEND • EPISODE #606 Lainey Wilson COUNTRY MUSIC & LIFE ON TOUR ▶ 1:30:16  • 👤 THEO VON  • 👑 LAINEY WILSON  • 🏭 Country Music • Tour • Life ▶ WATCH ON YOUTUBE More than 2 results are available in the PRO version (This notice is only visible to admin users) TPW Mike Tyson (Live at the Wiltern) – This Past Weekend with Theo Von – TPW 658 Bobby Lee – This Past Weekend with Theo Von – TPW 657 Matt McCusker – This Past Weekend with Theo Von – TPW 652 Ella Langley – This Past Weekend with Theo Von – TPW 651 Jake Paul – This Past Weekend with Theo Von – TPW 650 Vince Vaughn – This Past Weekend with Theo Von – TPW 648 Nate Diaz & Chris Avila on UFC, Netflix Fight & Stockton – TPW #649 TPW 638 – Kevin James TPW – Thinking About Charlie Kirk TPW 611 – Louis CK GUEST: Lainey Wilson Lainey Wilson is a Grammy-winning country music singer-songwriter from Baskin, Louisiana, celebrated for her blend of traditional country and modern storytelling. Born on May 19, 1992, she was inspired by classic country sounds from a young age and moved to Nashville at 19 to pursue her career, facing years of struggle and perseverance as she developed her distinctive, “too country for country” style. Her breakthrough came with the hit single “Things a Man Oughta Know,” which topped the Billboard Country Airplay chart in 2021 and marked the start of a wave of successful releases, including “Watermelon Moonshine” and “Heart Like a Truck.” Wilson’s albums Sayin’ What I’m Thinkin’ and the Grammy-winning Bell Bottom Country cemented her as a rising star and earned her multiple accolades, such as CMA Entertainer of the Year in 2023 and ACM Awards Female Artist of the Year in 2023 and 2024. Wilson is known for her honest lyrics, vibrant performances, and commitment to authentic self-representation, making her a body positivity icon within country music. She has also gained attention for her acting role in the hit TV series Yellowstone and her openness about her journey, inspiring a new generation of fans and artists. Meta Data Title: Lainey Wilson | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #606 Host: Theo Von Guest: Lainey Wilson Episode Number: 606 Air Date: August 28, 2025 Main Topics and Themes Overarching Themes: Childhood memories and Louisiana culture Navigating fame and career burnout The importance of staying true to your roots The contrast between a fast-paced career and a slower, Southern lifestyle Episode Breakdown: (0:00) Introduction & The New Album: Theo introduces Lainey Wilson, and they discuss the deluxe version of her latest album, Whirlwind. (1:02) Louisiana & Childhood Stories: Lainey and Theo connect over their shared Louisiana roots, ghost stories, and growing up with ADHD. (2:48) Show Horses & Family: Lainey talks about her horse, Tex, and her family’s involvement in the rodeo. (6:18) Returning to Louisiana: Lainey discusses how it feels to return to her hometown of Baskin, Louisiana, after being in Nashville. (6:59) The Nephew Story: Lainey tells a funny story about her nephew who doesn’t like country music but says she is his favorite artist. (8:10) Dating & Relationships: They discuss Lainey’s fiancé, Devlin “Duck” Hodges, their engagement, and his personality. (9:57) Crawfish & Southern Food: The conversation turns to crawfish boils and funny myths about crawfish. (11:39) Finding Her Calling & Burnout: Lainey opens up about feeling burnt out from her career but finding a healthier balance. (14:31) Songwriting as a Child: Lainey shares a story about writing songs about “tequila and cigarettes” when she was nine years old. (15:58) Rodeo Life & Parades: They discuss their love for the rodeo and the unique parades and festivals they experienced in Louisiana. (21:15) Changes with a Busy Career: Lainey talks about her life changing and how she has had to become a businesswoman. (1:30:16) Wrangler & Golden West Boots: They discuss Lainey’s partnership with Wrangler and her new boot line, Golden West. (1:33:14) Finding Your Path: The episode closes with a conversation about navigating life’s roadblocks to find your true calling. People Theo Von: https://www.google.com/search?q=Theo%20Von Lainey Wilson: https://www.google.com/search?q=Lainey%20Wilson Hardy: https://www.google.com/search?q=Hardy%20singer-songwriter Mr. Hodges (Lainey Wilson’s fiancé): https://www.google.com/search?q=Devlin%20%22Duck%22%20Hodges David Spade: https://www.google.com/search?q=David%20Spade Places Baskin, Louisiana: Lainey Wilson’s hometown. Nashville, Tennessee: Lainey’s current home. The Myrtles Plantation (St. Francisville, Louisiana): A haunted plantation Lainey mentions. [google_search: The Myrtles Plantation St. Francisville Louisiana] Alabama: The location of the strip club incident with Hardy. Winnipeg, Canada: The location of the most recent show Lainey played with her new band. Covington, Louisiana: Mentioned by Theo as a place he spent time. Brands, Sponsors, and Products Celsius: A sponsor mentioned in the description. Jackpocket: A lottery app sponsor. Helix Sleep: A mattress company sponsor. Acorns: A financial app sponsor. Shopify: An e-commerce platform sponsor. BoomBoom: A nasal inhaler sponsor. Wrangler: Lainey Wilson has a partnership with them. Events and Experiences Country Music Hall of Fame Exhibit: Lainey got her own exhibit at the museum in Nashville. The Hardy Story: Hardy took Lainey and her crew to a strip club in Alabama, which was an unexpected and wild experience for them. The Baskin Parade: A small-town parade where the “newly single” float is a big deal. Jokes and Humor Nephew Story (6:59): Lainey’s nephew tells her he doesn’t like country music, but when she asks him who his favorite artist is, he says, “You are.” “Lord FM” (1:34:35): Lainey jokes about wanting to get “tuned in” to “the Lord FM” to find her path and overcome bad habits. Theo replies, “Let me know when that’s a station ’cause I’m gonna tune in too”. Media Mentions America’s Team: The Gambler and His Cowboys: A Netflix docuseries mentioned in the description.  Little House on the Prairie: The show is mentioned, with Theo saying he’s heard there’s a reboot. 

Comedy, This Past Weekend

Memphis Crisp: Solo – This Past Weekend with Theo Von #605

THIS PAST WEEKEND • EPISODE #605 Memphis Crisp SOLO EPISODE ▶ 1:04:08 • 👤 THEO VON • 👑 MEMPHIS CRISP • 🏭 Comedy • Solo • Theo Von ▶ WATCH ON YOUTUBE THIS PAST WEEKEND • EPISODE #605 Memphis Crisp SOLO EPISODE ▶ 1:04:08  • 👤 THEO VON  • 👑 MEMPHIS CRISP  • 🏭 Comedy • Solo • Theo Von ▶ WATCH ON YOUTUBE TPW Mike Tyson (Live at the Wiltern) – This Past Weekend with Theo Von – TPW 658 Bobby Lee – This Past Weekend with Theo Von – TPW 657 Matt McCusker – This Past Weekend with Theo Von – TPW 652 Ella Langley – This Past Weekend with Theo Von – TPW 651 Jake Paul – This Past Weekend with Theo Von – TPW 650 Vince Vaughn – This Past Weekend with Theo Von – TPW 648 Nate Diaz & Chris Avila on UFC, Netflix Fight & Stockton – TPW #649 TPW 638 – Kevin James TPW – Thinking About Charlie Kirk TPW 611 – Louis CK Based on the transcript you provided, here is a complete and structured breakdown of the podcast episode for a show notes website. 🎙️ Episode Metadata Title: This Past Weekend with Theo Von EP 605 1   Host: Theo Von 2   Guest(s): None. The episode features listener call-ins. 3   Episode Number: 605 4   Air Date: August 2025 5   🧠 Main Topics and Themes The overarching themes of the episode revolve around vulnerability, personal reflection, and finding connection in unexpected places. The host explores the concept of emotional and physical “bottoms” and the human desire for stability and purpose, contrasting it with a “bottomless” culture. Opening & Personal Reflections (0:01): Theo reflects on the passage of time and feeling burnt out from touring, describing himself as “the Lord’s lava lamp” who still shows up. 6   Observations on Philly & “Bottomless” Culture (2:00): He shares humorous anecdotes about touring in Philly and a girl he dated from there who was obsessed with “bottomless” things, from food to methadone. 7   Appreciation for Mexican People (6:12): Theo gives a “round of applause to all the Mexican people for keeping this country going,” calling them “the wind in the sail.” 8   Hulk Hogan’s Funeral & Childhood Heroes (8:43): He recounts attending Hulk Hogan’s funeral in Florida, reflecting on the profound impact professional wrestlers had on him as a child. 9   Morgan Wallen & The “Real Grammy” Idea (18:49): The host discusses Morgan Wallen’s decision not to submit his music for the Grammys, proposing that a “real Grammy” should be a hug from a grandmother. 10   Missing Texas Woman & “Restaurant Lifestyles” Theory (23:56): Theo analyzes a news story about a missing woman found living with a tribe in Scotland, theorizing that taking a woman to a certain restaurant can make her desire that lifestyle. 11   Sponsor Reads (27:26): Paid advertisements for Morgan & Morgan and Valor Recovery. 12   Radioactive Shrimp & China’s Pregnancy Robot (30:19): He reacts to news stories about radioactive shrimp from Walmart and a new Chinese pregnancy robot. 13   Listener Calls (36:14): Theo takes a series of calls from listeners seeking advice and sharing personal stories. 14   Shaky Jake & Positivity (36:42): A caller shares his struggle with seizures and thanks the podcast for helping him stay positive. 15   Dating & Lack of Kissing (39:01): A female caller asks for advice about a guy she has been dating for two months who hasn’t kissed her. 16   Fatherly Advice for a Horseshoeer (43:48): A man who works with animals seeks fatherly advice as he awaits the birth of his first child. 17   Relationship with Ex’s Parent (47:03): A caller asks if it’s okay to maintain a relationship with her ex-boyfriend’s mother. 18   Anger, Alcoholism & 12-Step Program (50:26): A caller discusses his struggles with anger and alcohol abuse. 19   Joaquin Phoenix Interview (55:27): A caller brings up Theo’s past interview with the actor. 20   Brotherly Love & “Brother’s Day” (59:01): A caller explains how the podcast helped him connect with his older brother. 21   🧍 People Theo Von: Host of the podcast. 22 (Search:   https://www.google.com/search?q=Theo+Von) Hulk Hogan: Professional wrestler whose funeral Theo attended. 23 (Search:   https://www.google.com/search?q=Hulk+Hogan) Kid Rock: Musician who attended the funeral with Theo. 24 (Search:   https://www.google.com/search?q=Kid+Rock) Dennis Rodman: Former basketball player who attended the funeral. 25 (Search:   https://www.google.com/search?q=Dennis+Rodman) Morgan Wallen: Country music artist who decided not to submit his music for the Grammys. 26 (Search:   https://www.google.com/search?q=Morgan+Wallen) Joaquin Phoenix: Actor Theo previously interviewed. 27 (Search:   https://www.google.com/search?q=Joaquin+Phoenix) Dustin Poirier: Mentioned as a retired fighter and inspiration. 28 (Search:   https://www.google.com/search?q=Dustin+Poirier) William: Theo’s childhood friend. 29 (Search:   https://www.google.com/search?q=William+childhood+friend) Helina (Big Helina): A girl who beat Theo in a middle school spelling bee. 30 (Search:   https://www.google.com/search?q=Helina+Theo+Von+spelling+bee) Nick Hogan: Hulk Hogan’s son. 31 (Search:   https://www.google.com/search?q=Nick+Hogan) Linda Sky: Hulk Hogan’s ex-wife. 32 (Search:   https://www.google.com/search?q=Linda+Sky) Hacksaw: Wrestler mentioned at the funeral. 33 (Search:   https://www.google.com/search?q=Hacksaw+Jim+Duggan) Jimmy Hart: Wrestler mentioned at the funeral. 34 (Search:   https://www.google.com/search?q=Jimmy+Hart) Ric Flair: Wrestler mentioned at the funeral. 35 (Search:   https://www.google.com/search?q=Ric+Flair) Jim McMahon: Former NFL player mentioned in a joke. 36 (Search:   https://www.google.com/search?q=Jim+McMahon) Will Teague: Theo’s childhood friend. 37 (Search:   https://www.google.com/search?q=Will+Teague) Eddie Joe: Theo’s childhood friend. 38 (Search:   https://www.google.com/search?q=Eddie+Joe) Larry Tisdale: Theo’s childhood friend. 39 (Search:   https://www.google.com/search?q=Larry+Tisdale) Robbie Taylor: Theo’s childhood friend. 40 (Search:   https://www.google.com/search?q=Robbie+Taylor) Zack: Member of the production team. 41 (Search:   https://www.google.com/search?q=Zack+This+Past+Weekend) Shaky Jake: Listener caller who struggles with seizures. 42 (Search:   https://www.google.com/search?q=Shaky+Jake+podcast+caller) Jake Smith: Listener caller, a “horseshoeer” from the West Coast. 43 (Search:   https://www.google.com/search?q=Jake+Smith+horseshoeer) Emmy: Listener caller who asks about her ex’s mom. 44 (Search:   https://www.google.com/search?q=Emmy+listener+podcast+caller) Jake from Illinois: Listener caller who struggles with anger and alcoholism. 45 (Search:   https://www.google.com/search?q=Jake+from+Illinois+listener+podcast) Miles: Listener caller who discusses his relationship with his older brother. 46 (Search:   https://www.google.com/search?q=Miles+listener+podcast+caller) 📍 Places Philly (Philadelphia), Pennsylvania: A city where Theo recently performed and dated a woman from.

Comedy, Harland Highway Podcast

Dusty Slay and Harland Williams – Harland Highway Podcast 175

HHP Dusty Slay and Harland Williams – Harland Highway Podcast 175 What’s Ailing Us? A Comedic Deep Dive with Dr. Drew and Harland Williams – Harland Highway Podcast 173 Air Date: August 26, 2025 GUEST: Dusty Slay Dusty Slay is an American stand-up comedian known for his blue-collar storytelling style, often drawing from his own life experiences growing up in a trailer park in Opelika, Alabama. Born on May 18, 1982, Slay’s comedy centers on relatable, everyday observations with a warm, eternally optimistic outlook. Before focusing full-time on comedy, Dusty worked various jobs including pesticide salesman and waiter. He started his comedy career in the late 2000s after taking improv classes and has since become a popular live performer and TV guest. Slay is notable for being the youngest comedian to perform at the Grand Ole Opry stage in Nashville, where he now resides. He has appeared on major shows such as The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon, Jimmy Kimmel Live, and Netflix’s The Standups. His first Netflix special, “Workin’ Man,” debuted in January 2024, followed by “Wet Heat” in July 2025. Dusty also hosts the “We’re Having a Good Time” podcast with his wife, Hannah, and co-hosts the Nateland Podcast alongside comedians Nate Bargatze and others. Based on the transcript of “The Harland Highway” podcast episode with guest Dusty Slay, here is a complete and structured breakdown of all relevant information for podcast show notes. 🎙️ Episode Metadata Title: DUSTY SLAY Talks farming folk, blowing, and what kind of hay is better, square or round Host: Harland Williams (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harland_Williams) Guest: Dusty Slay (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dusty_Slay) Podcast: The Harland Highway (https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-harland-highway/id321980603) Episode Number: 175 Air Date: August 26, 2025 🧠 Main Topics and Themes 0:25 – 1:26: Movie Announcement: The podcast starts with a major announcement about Harland Williams’s new comedy movie, “Wingman,” which he wrote, directed, and starred in. A sneak screening will be held at the Big Bear Film Festival. 1:27 – 3:00: Sound Check and Language: A humorous discussion on the phrase “check check one two” and its potential for ethnic insensitivity, which then devolves into testing it with different nationalities. 3:01 – 5:00: Explosives and Word Power: A debate on which word sounds better for a comedy entrance: “dynamite” or “TNT,” with the conclusion that “nitroglycerin” is more powerful but too difficult to remember. 5:01 – 7:30: Dusty’s Accent and Family Dynamics: Dusty breaks down the multiple influences on his accent and shares stories about his wife mimicking his dad and his dad’s yelling. 7:31 – 10:00: Hay Baling and Farm Life: Dusty recounts his childhood on the farm, the back-breaking work of bailing “square bales,” and the technological advancement of the round baler that put him and his stepbrothers out of a job. 10:01 – 11:30: Manure Spreaders and Police Chases: A tangential discussion on manure spreaders and a humorous idea for using one to escape the police. 11:31 – 14:00: “Dust in the Wind” and Mortality: The hosts connect Dusty’s name to the classic Kansas song, leading to a philosophical discussion on mortality, the shifting concert experience, and the origins of household dust. 14:01 – 16:30: The “Scientific” Nature of Boogers: A pseudo-scientific breakdown of booger composition and the hosts’ advocacy for growing a “fingerpicking nail” for nose-picking. 16:31 – 19:00: Alabama Peach Culture and Fuzz: A light-hearted debate about the fuzz on peaches, eating the whole kiwi, and the existence of a “fuzz buster” organ in the human body. 19:01 – 21:00: “Scientific” Glasses and Whoville Profanity: Harland points out Dusty’s glasses, which Dusty explains are part of his plan to “throw people off,” followed by crude and humorous interpretations of “Horton Hears a Who.” 21:01 – 23:00: Country Music and International Themes: The hosts discuss the lyrical themes of country music, specifically mentioning Willie Nelson and Merle Haggard as exceptions to the focus on America. 23:01 – 25:00: Willie Nelson and “Advertising the Woods”: Harland recalls telling Willie Nelson a dark joke. This leads to a discussion of a strange radio ad for “the woods” and the uses of birch and magnolia leaves. 25:01 – 27:30: Pesticides and Microscopic Mites: Dusty talks about his past as a pesticide salesman and the hosts discuss the “scientific” nature of bed bugs and the mites that eat eyelash grease. 27:31 – 29:30: Ants as “Snowmen” and Wintertime Flings: A playful comparison of ants to snowmen based on their body parts, leading to a comedic reimagining of “Winter Wonderland.” 29:31 – 32:00: Dusty’s Hair and the “Blowing” Misunderstanding: Harland comments on Dusty’s long hair, which leads to a prolonged and hilarious misunderstanding about the word “blowing” (as in blow-drying). 32:01 – 34:00: Jesus, Glasses, and “Stupid Gurus”: The hosts discuss why Jesus is never depicted with glasses, leading to a general skepticism of self-proclaimed gurus. 34:01 – 35:00: Harland’s “Ass Hair” and “Butt Bun”: Harland shares a bizarre and comedic personal story about his long body hair. 35:01 – 38:00: Words from a Wooden Shoe: Sexual Chemistry: Dusty draws a card from a Dutch clog, leading him to tell a story about his relationship with a female pesticide rep from a competing company. 38:01 – 39:00: Podcast Outro and Promotion: The hosts wrap up, and Dusty promotes his work. 🧍 People Dusty Slay: Guest, comedian, actor. Russell Peters: Actor in the movie “Wingman.” Jamie Kennedy: Actor in the movie “Wingman.” Kayla Wallace: Actress in the movie “Wingman.” Shiva Negar: Actress in the movie “Wingman.” Evan Marsh: Lead actor in the movie “Wingman.” Jimmie Walker: Comedian referenced in the discussion on “TNT.” Harland Williams: Host of the podcast. Bobby Bare: Country singer mentioned. Hank Williams Jr.: Country singer mentioned. Willie Nelson: Country singer mentioned. Merle Haggard: Country singer mentioned. Jesus: Figure discussed in the context of glasses. Harland’s dad, Dusty’s dad and sister, and his wife are also mentioned. 📍 Places California, USA: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/California Big Bear, California, USA: https://www.bigbearlake.net/ Los Angeles, California, USA: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Los_Angeles Charleston, South Carolina, USA: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charleston,_South_Carolina Michigan, USA: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michigan Alabama, USA: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alabama Mexico: Mentioned in

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