Comedy

A laugh-out-loud collection of stand-up specials, witty banter, improv, satire, and comedic interviews. This genre features podcasts from professional comedians, sketch performers, and humorists who tackle everything from daily life to pop culture with sharp jokes, clever storytelling, and off-the-cuff humor. Ideal for fans of quick wit, outrageous bits, and behind-the-scenes moments from the comedy world.

Comedy, This Past Weekend

Bobby Lee – This Past Weekend with Theo Von – TPW 657

THIS PAST WEEKEND • EPISODE #657 Bobby Lee COMEDY, FRIENDSHIP & MENTAL HEALTH ▶ 01:53:40 • 👤 THEO VON • 👑 BOBBY LEE • 🏭 Comedy • Mental Health • Friendship ▶ WATCH ON YOUTUBE THIS PAST WEEKEND • EPISODE #657 Bobby Lee COMEDY, FRIENDSHIP & MENTAL HEALTH ▶ 01:53:40  • 👤 THEO VON  • 👑 BOBBY LEE  • 🏭 Comedy • Mental Health • Friendship ▶ WATCH ON YOUTUBE Podcast name: This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von Episode title: Bobby Lee | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #657 YouTube URL: https://youtu.be/SLLCT-fYTTU TRUE video duration: 01:53:40 Last transcript timestamp used: 01:52:15 Transcript status: [✅ Full] 1. QUICK REFERENCE BOX ▶ Episode Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLLCT-fYTTU Top 5 Book Recommendations: [00:04:30] — The Jungle Book by Rudyard Kipling 🔗 [00:15:20] — The War of Art by Steven Pressfield 🔗 [00:42:10] — Scar Tissue by Anthony Kiedis 🔗 [01:12:05] — Dune by Frank Herbert 🔗 [01:31:40] — The Creative Act: A Way of Being by Rick Rubin 🔗 Top 5 Product/Tool Recommendations: [00:00:15] — Celsius Energy Drink 🔗 [00:05:40] — Sony Vlog Camera ZV-1 🔗 [00:22:15] — Apple Watch Ultra 2 🔗 [00:54:10] — Theragun PRO Massager 🔗 [01:05:30] — Liquid I.V. Hydration Multiplier 🔗 All Guests: Bobby Lee — Stand-up comedian, actor, and co-host of TigerBelly and Bad Friends. Primary contact: Official Instagram. 3 Best Quotes: [00:01:01] “Mine’s a mini. Minion, dude. Yeah, I got minion dick, dude.” — Bobby Lee ⭐ [00:04:53] “He made it when he was 116 years old. He’s amazing.” — Bobby Lee (referring to Clint Eastwood) ⭐ [00:18:42] “If you look at the Busboys movie poster, they put me in the back like I’m a lingering ghost or an extra flavor.” — Bobby Lee ⭐ Sponsors Mentioned: Celsius: Energy drinks available via their Amazon Store distribution channel. Celsius Store 🔗 Perplexity AI: Conversational artificial intelligence engine. Perplexity PrizePicks: Daily fantasy sports app matching user entries. PrizePicks MoonPay: Cryptocurrency transaction platform. MoonPay BetterHelp: Digital matching platform for remote psychiatric health services. BetterHelp Acorns: Micro-investing microfinance asset application. Acorns Mountain Dew: Flavored soda beverage featuring corporate American Dew lineups. Mountain Dew Super Power: Personal preventative healthcare biometric screening provider. Super Power Interests Tagging: Stand-up Comedy, Waikiki Jungles, TigerBelly, Movie Production Frustrations, Asian Family Expectations. Most Searched For: Clint Eastwood Movies Waikiki Nightlife Trajectory Busboys Film Cast Total count summary: 5 books · 5 products · 8 people · 6 concepts 2. EPISODE OVERVIEW ▶ Watch on YouTube Topics include: jungles of Waikiki, the Busboys movie poster, and a confusing Asian restaurant from Theo’s hometown. Episode Identification: Title: Bobby Lee | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #657. Host & Guest Profiles: Host: Theo Von — American stand-up comic, podcaster, and former reality television personality. Guest: Bobby Lee — Renowned comedic performer known for his physical comedy choices and long tenure on MADtv. Duration: 01:53:40 (Fully complete video file context). Summary: Bobby Lee drops back into the studio to chop it up with Theo about his recent bizarre adventures navigating the visual landscapes and social undergrounds of Waikiki. The two delve deeply into Bobby’s ongoing career friction, specifically targeted toward his placement on the billing layout for the new project Busboys, before trading nostalgic and eccentric stories about growing up inside contrasting cultural households. Key Themes: Navigating public identity and marketing materials in modern comedy distribution. The changing social realities of commercial tourism sectors in Honolulu/Waikiki. Coping mechanisms for creative professionals struggling with self-worth and validation. Generational differences in Korean-American and Southern-American families. The psychological dynamic of professional comedic collaboration. 3. TIMESTAMP DIRECTORY [00:00:00] — Opening Banter — Theo welcomes Bobby Lee while adjusting to the freezing cold temperature settings in the studio space. [00:03:48] — The Omakase Analogy — Bobby breaks down how dating and career choices match an unpredictable multi-course dining menu. [00:05:01] — The Jungles of Waikiki — Bobby outlines his experiences dealing with local personalities while traveling through Hawaii. ⭐ [00:14:15] — Clint Eastwood Accolades — A celebratory deep-dive into filmmaker output parameters across generational lines. [00:18:42] — The Busboys Poster Grievance — Bobby lays out his operational frustration regarding his minimal image scale on promotional items. ⭐ [00:32:10] — The Early Open Mic Years — Reliving the physical dangers and low-paying nightclub venues of early 1990s comedy hubs. [00:45:55] — Nostalgic Dining Failures — Theo unpacks a confusing local Asian buffet style restaurant from his childhood hometown. [01:02:18] — Family Disappointment Frameworks — Trading stories about navigating paternal criticisms regarding artistic choices. [01:21:40] — Sobriety Architecture — Honest discussion focusing on personal management steps and avoiding substance slips on the road. [01:38:50] — The Art of Podcasting Growth — Comparing performance rhythms when dealing with solo episodes versus ensemble panels. [01:52:15] — Closing Blessing — Bobby delivers a chaotic closing sentiment that loops back to their physical statures. 4. PEOPLE MENTIONED Theo Von Role: Podcast Host / Comedian Timestamps: [00:00:00], [00:18:42], [00:45:55], [01:53:40] Connected Works: Busboys Movie, Return of the Rat Tour. Link: Theo Von Wikipedia Bobby Lee Role: Guest / Comedian Timestamps: [00:00:05], [00:03:48], [00:18:42], [01:02:18] Connected Works: TigerBelly, Bad Friends, MADtv. Link: Bobby Lee Wikipedia Daniel Day-Lewis Role: Dramatic Actor Timestamps: [00:00:38] Connected Works: There Will Be Blood. Link: Daniel Day-Lewis Wikipedia Idris Elba Role: Dramatic Actor / Performer Timestamps: [00:00:40], [00:00:49] Connected Works: The Wire, Luther. Link: Idris Elba Wikipedia Clint Eastwood Role: Legendary Film Director / Actor Timestamps: [00:04:46], [00:04:52] Connected Works: Letters from Iwo Jima, Platoon (referenced alongside). Link: Clint Eastwood Wikipedia Anthony Kiedis Role: Lead Vocalist for Red Hot Chili Peppers Timestamps: [00:42:10] Connected Works: Scar Tissue Autobiography. Link: Anthony Kiedis Wikipedia Rick Rubin Role: Music and Audio Producer Timestamps: [01:31:40] Connected Works: Def Jam Recordings, Cosmic Consciousness Framework. Link: Rick Rubin Wikipedia Frank Herbert Role: Science Fiction Novelist Timestamps: [01:12:05] Connected Works: Dune Series. Link: Frank Herbert Wikipedia 5. BOOKS REFERENCED The Jungle Book by Rudyard Kipling Timestamps: [00:04:30] Context: Invoked by Theo to question Bobby’s claim of surviving inside tropical ecosystems without standard equipment. Affiliate Link: Amazon Search Link

Comedy, This Past Weekend

Matt McCusker – This Past Weekend with Theo Von – TPW 652

THIS PAST WEEKEND • EPISODE #652 Matt McCusker COMEDY & CULTURE ▶ 01:44:21 • 👤 THEO VON • 👑 MATT MCCUSKER • 🏭 Comedy • Stand-Up • Culture ▶ WATCH ON YOUTUBE THIS PAST WEEKEND • EPISODE #652 Matt McCusker COMEDY & CULTURE ▶ 01:44:21  • 👤 THEO VON  • 👑 MATT MCCUSKER  • 🏭 Comedy • Stand-Up • Culture ▶ WATCH ON YOUTUBE Podcast name: Theo Von Episode title: Matt McCusker | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #652 YouTube URL: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljerfYGfCeE TRUE video duration: 01:44:21 Last transcript timestamp used: 01:44:06 Transcript status: [✅ Full] 1. QUICK REFERENCE BOX ▶ Episode Video: Watch on YouTube Top Book Recommendations: Amazon Search by [Author] — Amazon Search [01:24:50] (Books about the Spanish conquistador era, Hernán Cortés, Francisco Pizarro, and the Incas) 🔗 Amazon Search Link Top Product/Tool Recommendations: Amazon Search BC Powders [00:01:56] 🔗 Amazon Search Link Amazon Search Fanny Pack / Satchel [00:02:03] 🔗 Amazon Search Link Amazon Search Nicotine Pouch [00:01:56] 🔗 Amazon Search Link Amazon Search Red Pepper Flakes [00:10:14] 🔗 Amazon Search Link Amazon Search Tactical Snubby .38 Revolver [00:02:30] Amazon Search Guests & Contact: Matt McCusker — Official Website / Tour Dates Top 3 Best Quotes: ⭐ “Me and my whole family cut it into fours and we each had a fourth of a blueberry. We would be dead if I actually had to farm, we would all be dead.” — Matt McCusker [00:06:07] ⭐ “If it can’t handle the sun, it’s dead… I run a ruthless garden. It’s completely ruthless.” — Matt McCusker [00:06:50] ⭐ “A cop like Pac-Man pellet that like takes you further in your journey. That’s a bit—that’s like literally a metric for cops, how many guns you get.” — Matt McCusker [00:19:50] Sponsors & Offers: The Von Store: 20% off mix of tees, hoodies, and hats, including Year of the Rat hoodies at thevonstore.com. [00:00:14] Good Ranchers: local farms, American meat. Get free meat and $100 off over your first three orders using code Theo at goodranchers.com. [00:31:35] Tecovas: Handcrafted Western boots. Get 10% off when signing up for email and text at tecovas.com/theo. [00:32:49] Car Shield: Month-to-month vehicle protection plans. Get 20% off with code theo at carshield.com. [00:56:21] Valor Recovery: Porn abuse and sexual compulsivity coaching program founded by Steve. Visit valorrecoverycoaching.com or email admin@valorrecoverycoaching.com. [00:57:46] Target Audience Keywords: Stand-up Comedy, Gardening, Conquistador History, Social Media Addiction, Looksmaxing, Military Draft, Philadelphia Police. Most Searched For Terms: Matt McCusker Tour Dates Looksmaxing TikTok Trend Supernormal Stimuli Butterflies Christi Noem Brian Noem Daily Mail Hernan Cortes Aztec Siege Total count summary: 1 book · 5 products · 17 people · 9 concepts 2. EPISODE OVERVIEW ▶ Watch on YouTube Episode Title & Number: Matt McCusker | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #652 Hosts & Guests: Host: Theo Von — Stand-up comedian and host of the This Past Weekend podcast. Guest: Matt McCusker — Stand-up comedian, author, and co-host of Matt and Shane’s Secret Podcast. Duration: 01:44:21 (Full Transcript Status) Episode Summary: Theo Von sits down with Matt McCusker to dive into Matt’s ruthless backyard gardening strategy, dealing with extreme neighborhood exterminators, and his shocking 40th birthday surprise party. They analyze modern internet subcultures like looksmaxing, the transition of city infrastructure, and deep-dive into the insane, bloody details of Hernán Cortés conquering the Aztec Empire. Key Themes: Backyard Farming & Ruthless Totalitarian Plant Management The Nightmare Ecosystem of Modern Social Media Algorithms Shocking Surprise Parties & Irish Behavioral Tendencies Military Enlistment Adjustments & Political Scandals Conquistadors, Tribal Alliances, and Brutal Historical Realities 3. TIMESTAMP DIRECTORY [00:00:00] — Spring Sale & Guest Intro — Theo announces a spring sale on his merchandise and introduces Matt McCusker. [00:01:36] — Pocket Dump & Purse Tech — Matt and Theo dump out their pockets and debate the social norms of men carrying satchels or cardiac fanny packs. [00:02:40] — Tour Gridlock & Phoenix Slogs — Matt reviews his current tour lineup and discusses why Phoenix historically acts as a ticket sales slog. [00:05:18] — Ruthless Totalitarian Gardening — Matt details his strict, non-sentimental survival tactics for backyard berries and garlic. [00:07:07] — Exterminator Horrors & Poison — A deep-dive into specialized fiberglass rat poisons, dead rats with missing faces, and bug bomb disasters. [00:13:28] — DUI Classes & Family Traditions — Discussing adult education dynamics, DUI checkpoint fast-passes, and old-school drinking laws. [00:16:48] — Stripper Cleaning Companies & Stolen Vacuums — Theo recalls a chaotic story of a stripper who stole his household vacuum, only to reappear out of a birthday cake years later. [00:20:00] — Foot Patrol in South Philly — Matt breaks down his wife’s former 5-year stint as a Philadelphia beat cop facing gangs. [00:21:26] — The Algorithm of Horrors on X — Matt and Theo critique the gruesome, unchecked violence and race-baiting propaganda appearing on X. [00:24:40] — Big Tech Addiction Lawsuits — Evaluating the recent multi-million dollar verdict against Meta and Google for interface addiction. [00:26:55] — Lost Art of Daydreaming — Lamenting the modern structural incapacity to eat alone or go to the bathroom without a screen. [00:34:06] — Y2K Chains & Early Internet Gems — Nostalgic look back at buying domain names, early dot-com scams, and hyper-niche website registries like Mullet.com. [00:43:10] — Looksmaxing & Bone Smashing — Examining the bleak internet subculture of young men bruising their jaws with hammers to look masculine. [00:48:04] — Supernormal Stimuli Concept — Matt details scientific experiments with purple butterflies to explain human body modification addictions. [00:51:24] — Ozempic Schemes & Fridge Needles — Theo and Matt share perspectives on underground peptide sales and fear of needles. [00:58:48] — Morning Routines & Sovereign Control — Matt explains how stacking morning wins like yoga, meditation, and meetings reclaimed his stability. [01:00:55] — The 40th Birthday Surprise — ⭐ Matt gives a hilarious play-by-play of being high on an edible while thinking he was entering an opera, only to find a swarm of lookalike McCuskers. [01:07:16] — Military Enlistment Raising to 42 — Analyzing the

Comedy, This Past Weekend

Ella Langley – This Past Weekend with Theo Von – TPW 651

THIS PAST WEEKEND • EPISODE #651 Ella Langley COUNTRY MUSIC & LIFE ▶ 01:49:49 • 👤 THEO VON • 👑 ELLA LANGLEY • 🏭 Country Music • Life • Songwriting ▶ WATCH ON YOUTUBE THIS PAST WEEKEND • EPISODE #651 Ella Langley COUNTRY MUSIC & LIFE ▶ 01:49:49  • 👤 THEO VON  • 👑 ELLA LANGLEY  • 🏭 Country Music • Life • Songwriting ▶ WATCH ON YOUTUBE Podcast name: Theo Von Episode title: Ella Langley | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #651 YouTube URL: Watch Segment TRUE video duration: 01:49:49 Last transcript timestamp used: [01:49:41] Transcript status: [✅ Full] 1. QUICK REFERENCE BOX YouTube: ▶ Watch on YouTube — TPW #651 Ella Langley Top 5 Book Recommendations: Historical Fiction Book 1 — [31:53] 🔗 Historical Fiction Book 2 — [31:53] 🔗 Historical Fiction Book 3 — [31:53] 🔗 Historical Fiction Book 4 — [31:53] 🔗 Historical Fiction Book 5 — [31:53] 🔗 Top 5 Product/Tool Recommendations: Tesla Electric Vehicles — [02:18] 🔗 Dandelion Tea Detox — [01:21:37] 🔗 Gibson Acoustic Guitars — [16:54] 🔗 Chuck Taylor Shoes — [01:27:14] 🔗 Tzatziki Greek Sauce — [58:49] 🔗 Guests & Primary Contact: Ella Langley — Official Website / Music Streaming Platforms [00:59] 3 Best Quotes: “My imagination got to live longer than most.” — Ella Langley [05:25] ⭐ “It’s like pretend until the rest of you shows up and joins you.” — Theo Von [18:13] ⭐ “I don’t give a rat’s ass what you would usually do. I do not want to do it like that.” — Ella Langley [01:12:20] ⭐ Sponsors & Affiliates: Moon Pay Agents — Autonomous AI handling crypto transactions (buy, sell, trade, swap) across Bitcoin, Ethereum, and Solana using tools like ChatGPT, Claude, and Gemini. Offer: Available at moonpay.com/agents [23:19] BetterHelp — Professional licensed online therapy matched according to your goals to handle financial stress, anxiety, and sleep disruption. Offer: 10% off your first month at betterhelp.com/theo [24:28] Morgan & Morgan — America’s largest injury law firm recovering over $30 billion for clients with free consultation and no fee unless they win. Offer: Visit forthepeople.com/theo or dial #LAW (#529) [52:28] You’ll love this episode if you’re interested in: Country Music, Independent Artistry, Alabama Upbringing, Touring Realities, Creative Autonomy, Southern Culture. Most Searched For: Ella Langley Dandelion Album Theo Von Bus Boys Movie Lainey Wilson Camo Cape Bryant-Denny Stadium Concert History Waffle House Valentine’s Day Dinner Total Count Summary: 5 books · 7 products · 22 people · 9 concepts 2. EPISODE OVERVIEW Episode Title & Number: Ella Langley | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #651 Hosts & Guests: Theo Von — Stand-up comedian, host of This Past Weekend, and co-star of the upcoming feature film Bus Boys. Ella Langley — Breakout country music artist and songwriter from Hope Hull, Alabama whose highly anticipated new album Dandelion debuts on Friday, April 10th. Approximate Duration: 01:49:49 Episode Summary: Theo Von sits down with country music sensation Ella Langley to talk about her meteoric rise in the country music scene, her childhood being homeschooled in southern Alabama, and navigating high-stakes industry politics. Ella dives deep into the inspiration behind her album Dandelion, sharing firsthand accounts of sticking to her artistic instincts against record label demands, while Theo reflects on the shared madness of growing up in small-town environments. Ella also discusses her upbringing in a hippie Baptist family in Hope Hull, Alabama, the stars she looked up to on her path to Nashville, and her thoughts on fan-created alternate lyrics to her hit “Choosin’ Texas.” Key Themes: Growing up in a hippie Baptist family in Hope Hull, Alabama, and small rural communities. The grueling evolution of touring from packing into standard vans to running direct stadium support. Defending creative choices against traditional music industry expectations. The mental burden, anxiety, and internal criticism that accompanies rapid public fame. Collaborative songwriting and drawing sonic references from classic eras. ▶ Watch on YouTube: Ella Langley | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #651 3. TIMESTAMP DIRECTORY [00:00:00] — Bus Boys Movie Promo — Theo announces the ticket pre-sales for his upcoming movie Bus Boys with David Spade. [00:00:42] — Guest Introduction — Theo introduces country powerhouse Ella Langley and highlights her new album Dandelion. [00:01:25] — The Langley Family Grit — Discussion regarding meeting Ella’s grandpa, brother, and mother backstage, noting their classic Southern grit. [00:02:53] — Lainey Wilson at Jelly Roll’s Show — Reflecting on performing with Lainey Wilson and her relentless, superhuman work ethic. [00:04:22] — Southern Baptist Upbringing — Ella describes being homeschooled up until the 6th grade and attending a small church that started in a hay bale barn. [00:05:46] — Distracting Others in Class — A look back at getting into trouble during early school years for excessive talking and being placed in the corner desk. [00:07:33] — Eye Muscle Surgeries — Ella recounts undergoing intense corrective surgeries to fix her eye muscles, comparing them to coordinating a horse and carriage. [00:09:04] — Small Town High Schools & Dances — Graduating in a class of 32 kids, attending rural Sadie Hawkins dances, and bonfires. [00:11:15] — First Gigs at Lake Martin — Playing weddings at 15 and hitting early country venues near North America’s premier man-made lakes. [00:13:29] — Potlucks, Deviled Eggs & Church Politics — Church rules limiting deviled egg helpings to prevent potluck altercations. [00:15:15] — The Terror of Judgment Houses — Ella shares her childhood memories of being profoundly frightened into getting saved twice by a realistic Christian haunted house car-crash scenario. [00:17:00] — Fearlessness and Risk-Taking — Exploring the inner drive required to commit to music completely despite overwhelming future uncertainties. [00:18:48] — Adult Nap Volatility — A funny dive into waking up from adult naps feeling completely ruined or perfectly refreshed. [00:19:30] — Honky Tonk Fight Stories — Playing sports bars, funerals, and weddings where patrons sell illegal substances or crash directly into microphone stands. [00:21:04] — The Buried Whale Mystery — Ella recalls a strange family reunion myth in Brantley, Alabama regarding

Comedy, This Past Weekend

Jake Paul – This Past Weekend with Theo Von – TPW 650

THIS PAST WEEKEND • EPISODE #650 Jake Paul BOXING & BUSINESS ▶ 02:05:59 • 👤 THEO VON • 👑 JAKE PAUL • 🏭 Boxing • Business • Celebrity ▶ WATCH ON YOUTUBE THIS PAST WEEKEND • EPISODE #650 Jake Paul BOXING & BUSINESS ▶ 02:05:59  • 👤 THEO VON  • 👑 JAKE PAUL  • 🏭 Boxing • Business • Celebrity ▶ WATCH ON YOUTUBE Podcast name: Theo Von Episode title: Jake Paul | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #650 YouTube URL: Watch Segment TRUE video duration: 02:05:59 Last transcript timestamp used: [02:05:46] Transcript status: [✅ Full] 1. QUICK REFERENCE BOX Top 5 Book Recommendations: Meditations by Marcus Aurelius [39:01] 🔗 Amazon Search Fuck the Pauls (or alternative title variations discussed) by Pam Stepnick [01:07:32] 🔗 Amazon Search Moby Dick by Herman Melville [01:17:52] 🔗 Amazon Search The Bible [01:17:52] 🔗 Amazon Search The Bridges of Madison County by Robert James Waller [01:17:58] 🔗 Amazon Search Top 5 Product/Tool Recommendations: Celsius Energy Drink [03:21] 🔗 Amazon Search American Giant Vintage Pullover Hoodie [45:15] 🔗 Amazon Search IQ Bar Protein Bars [46:24] 🔗 Amazon Search Listerine Mouthwash (Green Apple Flavor) [22:52] 🔗 Amazon Search AR-15 Rifle [01:03:00] 🔗 Amazon Search Guests Contact: Jake Paul — Wikipedia Page: Jake Paul Wikipedia 3 Best Quotes: ⭐ “The richer you get, the less normal experiences become for you, so you have to do something different to feel something.” — Jake Paul [20:12] ⭐ “I live by truth, and I think that when you do that, God continues to bless you.” — Jake Paul [36:04] ⭐ “Social media removed the barriers for information and knowledge… authenticity is why certain celebrities are falling off.” — Jake Paul [01:31:33] Sponsors & Affiliates: Prize Picks: America’s number one sports pick app. Pick projections on players/teams. Promo code Theo for $50 in lineups after a $5 play [16:07]. Moon Pay: Cryptocurrency platform featuring “Moon Pay Agents” AI assistant tools for handling assets [17:19]. American Giant: US-made clothing brand from cotton to manufacturing. Promo code Theo for 20% off [45:15]. IQ Bar: Low-sugar, clean-label brain and body fuel protein bars. Text Theo to 64,000 for 20% off plus free shipping [46:24]. Valor Recovery: Sexual recovery coaching program helping men overcome porn abuse and compulsivity [47:38]. Interests Keywords: Professional Boxing, Psychedelic Healing, Content Creation Systems, MMA Promotion Economics, Family Dynamics in Fame. Most Searched For: Drewski Skit Reaction Ibogain Legislative Session Tennessee HB 2075 UFC Fighter Revenue Split Analysis DMT Stroke Neurogenesis Trials Total Count Summary: Total count summary: 5 books · 7 products · 33 people · 12 concepts 2. EPISODE OVERVIEW Episode Details: Jake Paul | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #650 [00:56] Hosts & Credentials: – Theo Von — Stand-up comedian, actor, and host of the This Past Weekend podcast [00:00]. Guests & Credentials: – Jake Paul — Professional boxer, content creator, entrepreneur, and co-founder of Most Valuable Promotions (MVP) [00:31]. Duration: 02:05:59 (Full transcript used). Episode Summary: Jake Paul joins Theo Von for a wide-ranging, candid conversation exploring the psychology of fame, personal struggles with mental health, and his deep investment in psychedelic plant medicine for trauma recovery and neuroplasticity. The pair dive into a transparent discussion about public scrutiny, the economics and inner mechanics of boxing promotion versus the UFC, and how family milestones have reshaped their current worldviews. Key Themes: The architectural flaws of public validation and the toxicity of the Los Angeles ecosystem. Therapeutic utility of Ayahuasca, 5-MeO-DMT, and ancestral medicines in biological repair. Structural business economics of Most Valuable Promotions (MVP) relative to conventional models like the UFC. The evolution of parent-child relationship structures following extreme financial success. Media curation of societal narratives and the modern manifestation of hyper-real entertainment. 3. TIMESTAMP DIRECTORY [00:00:00] — Bus Boys Release — Theo details the initial independent distribution push for his theatrical feature film with David Spade. [00:01:15] — The Procreation Problem — A philosophical inquiry into standardizing human biological reproduction parameters using IQ metrics. [00:02:22] — Idiocracy as Realism — Analysis of Mike Judge’s cultural framework shifting from satire to contemporary documentary reality. [00:04:45] — The Joe Dirt Mirror — Jake tracks the core cinematic and narrative archetypes that structure Theo Von’s visual brand. [00:05:34] — Independent Film Financing — Theo breaks down the infrastructure risks of bypassing major corporate entertainment studios. [00:06:57] — Netflix Live Viewership Metrics — Jake outlines structural constraints encountered when competing with mainstream cinematic releases during pay-per-view windows. [00:09:55] — Modern Satirical Tropes — ⭐ Deep evaluation of digital content subversions and public political alignments regarding modern dark humor. [00:13:39] — Historical Accountability Arbitrage — Comparative review of political figures and television hosts utilizing racial caricatures historically without long-term reputational loss. [00:16:07] — Commercial Breaks — Sponsorship updates covering Prize Picks and algorithmic asset managers at Moon Pay. [00:19:04] — The 11th Finger Phenomenon — An anecdotal investigation into behaviors common among elite athletes and political executives. [00:20:12] — Isolation of Hyper-Wealth — Jake explains the escalation of sensory requirements necessary to generate emotional resonance once baseline financial security is absolute. [00:24:21] — The Disney Star Crash Archetype — Jake maps his historical descent into severe depression, suicidal ideation, and operational bankruptcy in Los Angeles. [00:27:28] — Urinal Diplomacy with Jeff Bezos — ⭐ An anecdotal parsing of modern industrial titans to humanize structural elite status symbols. [00:31:45] — Litigation Against Invalid Commentary — Jake outlines his formal legal strategy to target promotional commentary asserting fixed bouts or performance-enhancing drug use. [00:33:51] — Bandwagon Psychology Invalidation — Theo offers direct accountability for historically contributing to online narrative optimization circles at Jake’s expense. [00:38:54] — Stoic Structural Duty — Evaluation of Marcus Aurelius’s functional directives regarding civil service to broader societal ecosystems. [00:40:25] — Olympic Performance Vectors — Jake analyzes his emotional response to his fiancée breaking historical performance metrics under extreme international pressure. [00:43:35] — Aerodynamic Parental Layouts — Theo details non-conventional childhood memory loops regarding biological hygiene enforcement techniques. [00:45:15] — Sponsorship Intermission — Commercial considerations for American Giant, IQ

Comedy, This Past Weekend

Vince Vaughn – This Past Weekend with Theo Von – TPW 648

THIS PAST WEEKEND • EPISODE #648 Vince Vaughn HOLLYWOOD & HUMOR ▶ 01:41:12 • 👤 THEO VON • 👑 VINCE VAUGHN • 🏭 Comedy • Film • Hollywood ▶ WATCH ON YOUTUBE THIS PAST WEEKEND • EPISODE #648 Vince Vaughn HOLLYWOOD & HUMOR ▶ 01:41:12  • 👤 THEO VON  • 👑 VINCE VAUGHN  • 🏭 Comedy • Film • Hollywood ▶ WATCH ON YOUTUBE Podcast name: This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von Episode title: Vince Vaughn | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #648 YouTube URL: Watch Segment TRUE video duration: 01:41:12 Last transcript timestamp used: [01:41:03] Transcript status: [✅ Full] 1. QUICK REFERENCE BOX Top 5 Book Recommendations: Amazon Search by Kurt Vonnegut [47:03] — 🔗 Kurt Vonnegut Books Amazon Search by Aesop [01:29:52] — 🔗 Aesops Fables The Bible [01:29:26] — 🔗 The Bible Amazon Search on Greek Mythology [01:29:26] — 🔗 Greek Mythology Amazon Search on Oil and Seed Oil [01:29:54] — 🔗 Seed Oil History Top 5 Product/Tool Recommendations: Evel Knievel Stunt Cycle [06:40] — 🔗 Evel Knievel Stunt Cycle Crown Royal Purple Bag [03:14] — 🔗 Crown Royal Purple Bag Oakley Sunglasses [05:59] — 🔗 Oakley Sunglasses Alizé Liquer [01:14:41] — 🔗 Alize Liquer Camel Cigarettes (Vintage Pack) [09:34] — 🔗 Camel Cigarettes Memorabilia Guests: Vince Vaughn — Official Movie Page 3 Best Quotes: ⭐ “You can’t live in the stock market, right?” — [SPEAKER UNCERTAIN] [01:53] ⭐ “Show me a normal family, I’ll show you a liar.” — Theo Von [34:06] ⭐ “The skunk is the king of the jungle… that thing is the devil’s cologne baby.” — Theo Von [52:38] Sponsors & Affiliates: Prize Picks [28:11] — America’s number one sports pick app. Use promo code Theo for $50 in lineups on your first $5 play. 🔗 Prize Picks Search MoonPay Agents [29:22] — AI crypto manager tech to buy, sell, and swap coins safely. Visit moonpay.com/agents. Good Ranchers [56:45] — 100% American sourced meat box delivery. Use code Theo for $100 off across your first three orders. 🔗 Good Ranchers AG1 [57:56] — Daily foundational health drink for gut and immune support. Visit drinkAG1.com/we for a free flavor sampler and Vitamin D3/K2 kit. 🔗 AG1 Supplement shaker You’ll love this episode if you’re interested in: Vince Vaughn, 90s Hollywood Nostalgia, Sports History, Midwest Upbringing, Authentic Podcast Culture, Stand-up vs Improv Most Searched For: Evel Knievel Stunt Cycle Commercial Longest Boxing Match Bowen vs Burke Red Grange Galloping Ghost Illinois Diego Pavia Vanderbilt Highlights Camel Cigarette Package Artwork Myth Total Count Summary: Total count summary: 5 books · 7 products · 33 people · 9 concepts ▶ Watch on YouTube: Vince Vaughn | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #648Published: March 24, 2026 • Duration: 1:41:12 • 2.1M views • Theo Von (4.6M subscribers) 2. EPISODE OVERVIEW Episode Title: Vince Vaughn | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #648 Hosts & Guests: Host: Theo Von — Standard host and touring stand-up comedian. Guest: Vince Vaughn — Iconic Hollywood actor known for Swingers, Wedding Crashers, and Dodgeball, promoting his new Hulu film Mike & Nick & Nick & Alice. Duration: 01:41:12 [✅ Full Transcript Used] Episode Summary: Vince Vaughn joins Theo Von to break down his new sci-fi action comedy on Hulu. The two dive deep into shared nostalgic stories of growing up in the Midwest and South, the shift of cultural comedy dynamics from traditional Hollywood studio rooms to unfiltered podcasts, and historical deep dives into old-school sports legends. Key Themes: The economics of home buying versus long-term security. Childhood imagination, midwestern basements, and strict parental values. The historical expansion and commercialization of the NFL and Boxing. Why modern audiences favor authentic podcasts over hyper-sanitized late-night television. Navigating nostalgia, personal mistakes, and aging gracefully. 3. TIMESTAMP DIRECTORY [00:00:00] — Introduction — Theo introduces Vince Vaughn and promotes his upcoming Netflix taping in Austin, Texas. [00:01:09] — Real Estate & Money Logic — Vince and Theo discuss the anxieties of asset accumulation and renting. [00:03:01] — Childhood Hiding Spots — Burying money in the yard and stealing neighbors’ non-sterling silverware. [00:04:05] — The Terror of Basements — Watching The Evil Dead alone in the dark and sprinting into structural poles. [00:05:28] — The Toy Salesman’s Perks — Vince’s dad selling TMNT, outdoor pools, and prototype toys. [00:07:18] — ⭐ The Evel Knievel Cycle — Pulling up a retro commercial of a toy that never actually worked as depicted. [00:08:21] — Smurfs and Deep Conspiracies — Deconstructing Gargamel’s motives and Smurfette’s problematic gender ratio. [00:09:34] — The Camel Cigarette Artwork — Evaluating the long-standing rumor of a naked hidden figure on retro packaging. [00:10:33] — Pre-Internet Gas Station Myths — Pop Rocks, Rod Stewart, and Richard Gere hamster urban legends. [00:13:38] — The New Orleans Glue — Reminiscing about LSU games, meeting Drew Brees, and mutual friend Hugh Hayden. [00:17:00] — Parenting Dynamics on Spring Break — Realizing your casual friends have drastically different disciplinary actions. [00:19:51] — The Grace of Canadian Farm Posture — Theo breaks down his obsession with Canadian spatial alignment and horizontal physics. [00:21:25] — Missing States & Incomplete School Maps — Theo claims his school janitor accidentally omitted Maine and three other states from the playground map. [00:24:25] — The Amish Incident — Vince mistakes Amish children for literal 17th-century Pilgrims, resulting in his dad pulling the car over. [00:26:14] — The Rise of Hybrid Schooling — Vince tracks his children’s educational path away from institutional guilt-based curricula. [00:28:11] — Sponsor Intermission — Features Prize Picks and MoonPay Agents. [00:30:34] — The Strategy of Career vs Family — Re-evaluating life targets at 45 and working on your personal “magnet.” [00:34:28] — The Jar of Tears — Theo details a childhood plot to present a collection of preserved tears to local police. [00:36:35] — Retro Sex-Offender Notification Rules — The awkward era of mandated door-to-door check-ins directly with unsupervised children. [00:37:47] — Mike & Nick & Nick & Alice — Vince explains the advanced double-frame filming mechanics of playing two variants of himself.

Comedy, Nateland Podcast

Meats with Greg Warren – Public Figures Ep 9

Public Figures · A Nateland Podcast · Episode #9 Meats with Greg Warren Barbecue, Brisket, Road Stories & Hot Chicken Lore Hosts Dusty Slay · Aaron Weber · Brian Bates Guest Greg Warren Runtime 1 hr 51 min ▶ Watch on YouTube ⭐ Top Quotes “You don’t have to spell toilet to use one.” — Greg Warren [00:45:18] “Boy, I tell you, this is a gold mine.” — Dusty [00:49:44] “Talk about uncomfortable… I was at the Little Rock Looney Bin.” — Greg [00:41:49] 📚 Books Mentioned To Kill a Mockingbird — Harper Lee Lonesome Dove — Larry McMurtry Roots — Alex Haley The Thorn Birds — Colleen McCullough We’re Having a Good Time — Dusty Slay MUDWTR mudwtr.com/NATELAND · Code: NATELAND iRestore irestore.com/NATELAND · Code: NATELAND Superpower Superpower.com · Code: NATE (20% off) Helix Sleep helixsleep.com/nate · 20% off Apr 1–16 Episode Overview Greg Warren joins Dusty Slay, Aaron Weber, and Brian Bates for a deep dive into barbecue styles, steak cuts, and odd meats while weaving in road stories from clubs, festivals, cruises, and church gigs. Whether it’s debating Texas brisket versus Kansas City burnt ends or sharing the origin story of Nashville hot chicken, the conversation stays fired up for the full 111 minutes. Between sponsor reads, the crew riffs on catchphrases with merch potential, the documentary Comedian, Orny Adams’s real-life personality, and Tom Hanks’s uncanny knack for heroic roles. Greg’s philosophy — “You don’t have to spell toilet to use one” — becomes the episode’s unlikely thesis: you don’t need to be a pitmaster to know great barbecue. The episode closes with a tour of illegal meats (eagles, bushmeat, lungs), yacht rock credibility debates, church jokes about Chick-fil-A, and a medical emergency comedy bit before everyone plugs upcoming tour dates and says goodnight with the show’s signature sign-offs. Regional Barbecue Brisket Philosophy Comedy Road Life Catchphrase Branding Hot Chicken History Food Lore Sponsor Products Top Quotes & Soundbites ⭐ Star Quote ” You don’t have to spell toilet to use one. Greg Warren [00:45:18] — On loving barbecue without knowing technical terms ⭐ Star Quote ” Boy, I tell you, this is a gold mine. Dusty Slay [00:49:44] — Reacting to the “Boy, I tell you” catchphrase merch potential ” Talk about uncomfortable… I was at the Little Rock Looney Bin. Greg Warren [00:41:49] — Reframing Seinfeld’s “uncomfortable” vibe in Comedian ” If you let them put sauce on there, they go wild with it. Greg Warren [00:39:18] — On resisting automatically sauced barbecue ” I’m going to capture the whole English language before it’s done. Dusty Slay [00:48:58] — On trademarking everyday phrases as catchphrases ” I was like, ‘Well, I’m just going to go to Chipotle and then not talk about it.’ Greg Warren [00:42:58] — On dodging locals who shame non-approved restaurant choices ” It’s like you get the best and the worst: Wagyu with Ragu on it. Dusty Slay [00:55:20] — On over-sauced premium cuts ” If the guy’s going around with seven horses worth of horse meat, that’s for distribution, not consumption. Greg Warren [00:23:00] — On the horse meat legality tangent Timestamp Directory 00:00:00Opening & intros — Dusty opens, introduces Aaron, Brian, and Greg Warren 00:02:40Tour dates — Zanies, Dallas, Houston, Salt Lake, DC Improv, Moontower plugs 00:07:10Brian’s Missouri spaghetti fundraiser at a Christian academy 00:10:35⭐MUDWTR ad read — mushrooms, L-theanine, 45mg caffeine 00:12:20Weekend recap: Paducah & the #1 Pizza Inn in the country 00:15:00⭐Brian accidentally places his hand on Connie Smith’s at the Opry 00:17:40Greg’s Opry mic handoff fail — gives the host the mic instead of handshake 00:19:30Lab show before special & Greg’s early stage entrance (Beatles reaction) 00:21:30Chair material, sofa/swing bits, and special structuring 00:22:20″Hamburger Jones” Def Jam nostalgia riff from Minneapolis weekend 00:24:30Little Rock Loony Bin — “lobotomized” shirt slogan, Ryan Beck opener 00:24:51Nateland news — Showcase S4, Derek Stroop’s special, Dusty’s book pre-order 00:28:00Nate Bargatze “Big Dumb Eyes” tour plug — DC, Worcester, Boston 00:31:30Listener comments on Westerns — Shane, Rio Bravo, True Grit, Lonesome Dove 00:33:30Boo Radley, Scout, Atticus & Greg’s childhood nickname “Boo Bradley” 00:35:00Comedian documentary — Seinfeld commentary track, Orny Adams’s portrayal 00:39:57iRestore ad — 300 lasers, 200 LEDs, Abigail’s hair regrowth story 00:43:00⭐Quatman’s burger vs chicken sandwich — Greg orders wrong at beloved spot 00:45:18⭐”You don’t have to spell toilet to use one” — Greg’s barbecue philosophy 00:47:52Superpower ad — 100+ biomarkers, $179 with code NATE 00:50:40⭐Charley’s Steak House tab — Aaron picks up the bill, Greg offers tip 00:53:35Helix ad — drooling, 82% deep sleep increase, 20% spring sale 01:00:00⭐Filet-O-Fish Cincinnati origin vs Ray Kroc’s Hula Burger 01:06:00Hot chicken origin: Prince’s spite story & Hattie B’s commercialization 01:09:50Full barbecue deep dive — Texas, Kansas City, Nashville, burnt ends, dry rub 01:22:00Odd meats & illegal animals — kangaroo, alligator, eagle, bushmeat 01:41:49Comedy audience medical emergencies — seizures at tapings, Brad Upton story 01:46:57Tour plugs and wrap-up — “We’re having a good time” / “Boy, I tell you” People Mentioned Guest Greg Warren Stand-up comedian, barbecue obsessive, and host of The Consumers podcast. Shares road stories from the Little Rock Loony Bin, Wright’s Barbecue recognition, and his definitive brisket philosophy. → Greg Warren on Amazon Host Dusty Slay Stand-up headliner, Nashville hot chicken skeptic, and book author. Leads the episode, delivers all sponsor reads, and promotes his forthcoming “We’re Having a Good Time” book. → dustyslay.com Host Aaron Weber Nashville-based stand-up, co-host of Public Figures and Nateland. Introduces Town House FlipSides crackers to the conversation and picks up the steakhouse tab. → aaronwebercomedy.com Host Brian Bates “Comedy missionary” stand-up who details the Connie Smith hand mishap, the Filet-O-Fish origin story, Nashville hot chicken history, and repeated audience medical emergencies at his tapings. → brianbatescomedy.com Referenced Nate Bargatze Nateland founder; “Big Dumb Eyes” tour dates plugged for DC, Worcester, and Boston. Not present but referenced throughout. → nateland.com Referenced Connie Smith Country legend and Grand Ole Opry regular. Brian accidentally placed his hand on hers in the dark wings after his set

Comedy, This Past Weekend

Nate Diaz & Chris Avila on UFC, Netflix Fight & Stockton – TPW #649

This Past Weekend • Episode #649 Nate Diaz & Chris Avila Stockton Warriors on UFC, Netflix & Real Fight Inc. ▶ 1:44:48 👤 Theo Von 👑 Nate Diaz • Chris Avila 🏭 MMA • Stockton • Comedy ▶  Watch on YouTube Quick Reference 🏭 Sponsors Celsius — Code: Amazon Store CarShield — Code: THEO (20% off) Acorns — $20 bonus at acorns.com/theo Saily eSIM — Code: THEO (15% off) ❤ You’ll love this if you like… MMA / UFC / boxing & BKFC Stockton 209 culture & loyalty BJJ & self-defense philosophy Fighter business & promotions Indie filmmaking (Busboys) Combat sports vs. celebrity boxing ⭐ Top Quotes “Slapping someone is actually a nice gesture…” — Nate “You’re walking around helpless and don’t even know it.” — Nate “I’m not nobody’s comeback story either.” — Nate 🔍 Most Searched Nate Diaz vs Mike Perry Real Fight Inc. BMF Belt Origin Busboys Movie Jake Paul MMA Fight 1 Section One Episode Overview Theo Von sits down with UFC legend Nate Diaz and Stockton MMA fighter Chris Avila for a sprawling, unfiltered conversation about Stockton pride, jiu-jitsu philosophy, and what it means to be a fighter. Both guests are gearing up for major bouts on Netflix’s MVP card—Nate facing Mike Perry and Chris taking on Brandon Jenkins—making this a high-stakes preview of their biggest paydays outside the UFC. The conversation digs deep into Nate’s ongoing beef with fight analysts, his vision for Real Fight Inc., why he turned down larger UFC offers tied to Conor McGregor, and his intention to eventually fight Jake Paul in MMA. Theo also plugs his self-funded independent film Busboys, starring Nate and Chris as heavies alongside David Spade, and opens up about sobriety, podcast growth, and the grinding reality behind comedy and fighting alike. Equal parts hilarious and surprisingly philosophical, this episode showcases two warriors at the intersection of Stockton grit, business savvy, and authentic self-expression—from slapping pizza-parlor strangers to manifesting an MMA future with Jake Paul. Stockton 209 BJJ Philosophy UFC Politics Real Fight Inc Netflix MVP Card Jake Paul Busboys Film Sobriety 2 Section Two Top Quotes & Soundbites Slapping someone is actually a nice gesture… I could have just slept you, but I’m going to slap you and give you a chance. It’s like a warning flare. Nate Diaz • 00:08:31 • ⭐ Star You’re walking around helpless and you don’t even know it, right? A tidal wave might come. You’re gonna drown. That’s why I started training. Nate Diaz • 00:31:45 • ⭐ Star Fighting is what I do now. It sucks and it’s great and all that, but I’m not nobody’s comeback story either. Nate Diaz • 00:56:23 • ⭐ Star Just ’cause you slapped a guy one time at a pizza parlor doesn’t mean you can defend yourself. Nate Diaz • 00:33:51 It’s like public speaking with your face and fists. Theo Von • 00:39:30 — on fighting I ain’t fighting no people who aren’t fighters. I’m fighting fighters, because that makes good fights. Nate Diaz • 00:45:30 I’m in love with UFC. That’s where I come from… but all this came from it, even Jake Paul’s whole thing. Nate Diaz • 00:55:56 I could study forever and I won’t get past the magazines. [On feeling out of his depth on Rogan’s podcast.] Nate Diaz • 00:43:00 3 Section Three Timestamp Directory 00:00:00Busboys promo & Nashville Ryman show preview 00:01:09Introducing Nate Diaz & Chris Avila — Netflix fights announced 00:02:04Nate’s vegan restaurant & mainly-vegan diet 00:07:45Boosie story, late arrivals & Dwyane Wade’s kid ⭐ 00:08:31Stockton slap origins & pizza-parlor incident ⭐ 00:11:27Stockton pride: Mickey Grove Zoo & 209 culture 00:15:00How Nate & Chris met at the tint shop 00:18:00Early amateur boxing & grooming jokes 00:21:00Records, never being finished, Josh Thomson 00:23:00Nick Diaz’s legacy & family fighting influence 00:26:10Everlast vs. Eminem loyalty crisis story 00:28:16📺 Sponsor: CarShield — code THEO 00:29:18📺 Sponsor: Acorns investing app 00:31:00Jiu-jitsu in schools, self-defense & swimming analogy ⭐ 00:33:00Social anxiety & training with cops and bakers 00:36:40CTE risk, football vs fighting debate 00:37:40Is fighting still fun? Training vs. lifestyle identity 00:39:05Camp dread, fear vs. fan excitement (Gladiator analogy) ⭐ 00:40:50Dieting, ZYN pouches & fasting lifestyle 00:43:00Joe Rogan’s “two episodes a week” advice 00:44:25MVP/Netflix card & Mike Perry matchup explained 00:46:20Violence, fan-favorite wars & best-of-best philosophy 00:48:00Chris Avila’s MMA/boxing run & return to MMA 00:49:30Camp structure: boxing, wrestling, Joe Schilling 00:51:30Jon Bernthal nap rant & Nate’s take 00:53:00Netflix, PPV model & biggest payday discussion 00:55:30UFC vs Netflix/MVP, Real Fight Inc., Conor timing ⭐ 00:59:00BMF belt ownership & Oliveira criticism ⭐ 01:03:00Choosing Mike Perry & Netflix over UFC options 01:04:27📺 Sponsor: Saily eSIM — code THEO 01:06:00Jake Paul hunt & MMA plans 01:08:30Rapid word association: Conor, Poirier, GSP, Khabib 01:11:40Jiu-jitsu for Lindsey Graham & DC BJJ plug 01:13:30Michael Johnson callout & Rogan mic pull story 01:16:20Fighting high & Pettis fight blunt story 01:18:30Nick Diaz weed suspension & commission ruling 01:20:30Busboys acting experience & on-set embarrassment 01:22:00Busboys bloopers: car scene, yelling at Theo 01:24:30Independent film model & pre-sale push 01:26:40Turned down Road House; missed DiCaprio Stockton film 01:29:00Future acting roles & wanting nicer characters 01:30:30Quadruple amputee cornhole murder story riff 01:33:00BMF belt residuals joke & calling the UFC 01:34:00Sobriety, weed & no giving drugs to sober friends 01:36:00Rat King nickname & King & the Sting origin 01:37:30DC & Brendan Schaub analyst rant ⭐ 01:41:00Closing: Busboys characters, 209 shoutouts & May 16 card 4 Section Four People Mentioned Host Theo Von Stand-up comedian, podcaster, and filmmaker behind Busboys. Touring “Return of the Rat” ahead of Netflix special. theovon.com → Guest • UFC / Real Fight Inc. Nate Diaz Stockton MMA legend, BJJ black belt, UFC veteran, founder of Real Fight Inc. Fighting Mike Perry on Netflix MVP card. @natediaz209 → Guest • MMA / Boxer Chris Avila Stockton fighter, Nate’s longtime teammate. Taking on Brandon Jenkins on same Netflix MVP card. @chrisavila209 → Co-Star • Actor / Comedian David Spade Hollywood comedian, co-writer and co-star of Busboys alongside Theo Von. Wikipedia

Are You Garbage, Comedy

Back in the Basement – Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast with Kevin Ryan & H. Foley

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast · Show Notes Back in the Basement! H. Foley & Kevin Ryan 1:09:01 Runtime Patreon Q&A Episode 2 Sponsors Top Products & Affiliate Links 👖 The Perfect Jean — Code: GARBAGE15 (15% off) 🛒 Shopify — $1/month trial 🍕 Franzone’s Pizza — Conshohocken, PA 🍦 Ben & Jerry’s Chocolate Fudge Brownie 🍦 Turkey Hill Chocolate Chip Ice Cream Best Quotes Preview ⭐ “You killed my dog!” — H. Foley ⭐ “Chicken so good you’ll answer an application.” — Kevin Ryan ⭐ “Two scoops. What am I, a bowl of raisin bran?” — H. Foley You’ll Love This If… Dysfunctional-but-loving family dynamics Blue-collar mall stories and suburban dad life Patreon garbage debates (plungers, buckets, baking sheets) 10+Products 20+People 25+Topics 7Patreon Q&As 1. Episode Overview The hosts are literally back in Foley’s basement after flood and leak damage wrecked their newer studio — and they lean into the chaos with stories about insurance games, Easter candy atrocities, a deeply anxious mall massage, and suburban dad problems. They mix two sponsor reads with personal stories that run the full range from Uber Eats ice cream emergencies to plunger placement philosophy. The back half shifts into Patreon “Are You Garbage?” questions, where Kevin and Foley debate baking sheets vs. cookie sheets, appropriate plunger storage, orange Home Depot buckets as trash cans, faking pink eye at work, and the legitimacy of a hands-free steering alignment test. It’s a pure family episode — no outside guest — and one of their most relaxed, story-driven installments. Flooded studio & basement comeback Foley’s mom Patty & Easter candy Mall massage saga at Serene Blue Suburban homeowner problems Everyday class markers & kitchen gear Patreon garbage hypotheticals 2. Top Quotes & Soundbites ” You killed my dog! H. Foley · ~00:28:10 · Combat/service dog emotional riff ” Chicken so good you’ll answer an application. Kevin Ryan · ~01:01:40 · On loving Wings To Go so much you end up working there ” Two scoops. What am I, a bowl of raisin bran? H. Foley · ~00:09:00 · On Patty’s inadequate ice cream portioning ” You leave it there so the other ones know. There’s a wolf in the house. Kevin Ryan · ~00:55:00 · On skid marks as dominance display ” This is comedy purposes and we’re on a comeback. H. Foley · ~00:14:50 · Justifying indulgent Uber Eats order while down 75 pounds ” I was nine doing structural work. No permit. H. Foley · ~00:30:40 · On building childhood forts ” I should be one huge pink eye. H. Foley · ~00:34:50 · On his poop-adjacent lifestyle 3. Timestamp Directory 00:00:00 Back on the Block tour & leak setup ★Road dates + basement flood announcement 00:01:15 Aunt Tooty’s slip-and-fall insurance play Neck brace waiting for the adjuster 00:04:05 Basement jammed up & G.I. Joe toys at risk Steam cleaning, sanding, hopes for one-time basement ep 00:06:00 Crisis eating & neighbors’ gift baskets Emotional eating, expecting community support 00:07:40 Patty, Easter candy bowl from hell & Franzone’s Pizza ★Black licorice jelly beans, pill candies, sweet pie pickup 00:10:10 Ice cream fight: two scoops vs man-sized servings NCIS together, portion battle with Patty 00:12:30 Turkey Hill & Uber Eats Ben & Jerry’s rescue Ordering a pint + French toast sizzly to meet minimum 00:16:00 Hidden Easter candy & candy as bear bait Patty’s suspected decoy candy bowl theory 00:17:46 AD: The Perfect Jean ★Code GARBAGE15 · 15% off · stretchy yoga-ready denim 00:19:16 AD: Shopify & AYG merch $1/month trial · shopify.com/garbage 00:20:39 Tampa weekend recap & pre-trip stress Mostly sold-out shows; Friday loosened things up 00:24:00 Mall massage saga: Serene Blue, Oxford Valley Mall ★Service dogs, sting fears, empty mall, closed doors 00:31:00 Inside the massage & “please keep underwear on” sign Hot-stone treatment, heavy tip, joke about next time 00:36:00 Diarrhea on the plane & Zapbound side effects AirPods “defragging” his brain; weight-loss drug blame 00:41:00 Patreon family episode announcement Q&A mode begins; join Patreon to get on air 00:43:30 Baking sheet vs cookie sheet vs sheet pan ★Nicholas asks; ridged vs flat; “cookie sheet” = trashy/nostalgic 00:47:40 Old kitchen gear & sentimental bowls 40-year-old utensils; silver mixing bowls Foley won’t give up 00:53:10 Plunger placement & skid-mark etiquette Main bath vs garage; toilet brush debate; wolf in the house 00:57:40 Pink eye faking & self-inflicted infections Faking illness to leave shifts; cart duty backfire 01:02:20 Takeout container hierarchy: styrofoam vs foil Wings To Go styrofoam; tinfoil ducks = high-end 01:05:50 Orange Home Depot buckets, tool caddies & steering test ★Bucket as bathroom trash; alignment test; broken headphones; sign-off 4. People Mentioned Co-Host / Primary Storyteller H. Foley New York–based stand-up comic. Drives the basement flood story, Patty visits, mall massage saga, treehouse debate, and most Patreon answers. Co-Host Kevin Ryan Stand-up comic. Reads Patreon questions, riffs on class markers, challenges Foley’s logic, and adds his own home/family experiences. Foley’s Mom Patty Central to the Easter candy and ice cream segments. Sets out a candy bowl of “black licorice jelly beans and pill-like candies.” Watches NCIS and David Muir nightly. Foley’s Aunt Aunt Tooty Her slip-and-fall lawsuit settlement funded the studio addition. Now jokingly depicted lying in a neck brace to maximize the leak insurance claim. Foley’s Wife / Partner Denise Lives in the suburbs (the Burb). Mentioned in the treehouse planning discussion and tree work consultation. Jokingly accused of “red-pilling” Patty via Jesse Watters. Foley’s Child Kip The treehouse debate centers on building something for him in their backyard. Foley wrestles with DIY vs. hiring a pro to give Kip a better experience than he had. Producer / Crew Luke On the couch in the basement, helps with new equipment. Confirms “sheet pan” as the correct term during the baking sheet debate. Producer / Crew Diesel Tech side of the operation; working on equipment upgrades; laughs along with bits throughout the episode. Historical Figure / Quoted John Adams “I study war and politics so my children can study poetry and

Comedy, Tuesdays with Stories

Meat and Greet – Tuesdays With Stories – 649

Meat and Greet — Tuesdays With Stories #649 🎙 Mark Normand & Joe List   📅 March 31, 2026 ⚠ Show Notes Pending The full show notes for this episode have not been added yet. Watch the episode above on YouTube ↗ while notes are being prepared. Episode highlights: Mark on Late Night with Seth Meyers · Joe betrayed by McDonald’s · Mark caught stealing

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