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Tuesdays with Stories · Episode 674 · Hosts: Mark Normand, Joe List · Published Sep 22 2026 · Runtime 1:14:11 · Watch: YouTube Chapters People Products Overview Places Ads Chapters 0:05 Cold open — “Welcome to Tuesdays with Stories.” 5:00 Swimming-in-May / pregnancy joke cold open. 15:50 Two flights from Austin — dodge JFK nightmare. 16:32 Austin geography — 12 minutes to club and airport. 24:50 Strip-club steak like a Firestone tire. 26:39 Ad: Good Wipes — flushable / plant-based. 59:51 Comedy Condo — Thompson Hotel / Sienna building. 1:04:47 Weston 20 floors of hotel windows. 1:12:40 Soft close — Chuckles Funbearable podcast plug. 1:13:52 Patreon hotel home-movie soft close. Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. People Mark Normand Official site · The Comedian List Co-host. Hoopy Goo, Dumbo park dad beat, sticky-finger checkout. 1:56 Joe List Official site · The Comedian List Co-host. Austin return, Comedy Condo hotel movie, window lane. 1:15 Chuck Board/producer; Austin tease and Funbearable soft close. 28:06 Hunter S. Thompson Wikipedia 12-foot gun poster in the Austin hang. 29:57 Tim Butterly Podcast watch-along where Hoopy Doo resurfaces. 51:42 Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. Products Scarface (1983) [Blu-ray] — Mark watching Scarface early. Amazon 7:11 Schindler’s List [Blu-ray] — Crane / Schindler’s List visual gag late. Amazon 1:07:03 Monster Jam Official JCB DIGatron Monster Truck 1:24 Die-Cast — Named Digatron toy in the hotel-window monster-truck play. Amazon 1:06:02 Joe’s Hotel Home Movie (Patreon) — Comedy Condo footage plug. Patreon 59:51 Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. Overview Joe’s back from Austin fever — queso-and-revolvers country, 175° heat, two flights home specifically to dodge JFK — flexing the 12-minutes-to-club-and-airport geography while Mark rides an Italian pizza guy’s “Hoopy Doo / Hoopy Goo” four-buck catchphrase into the episode title. Battery Park City tunnel rage, Hunter S. Thompson gun posters, cauliflower-ear vegetables, and Cap City / East Austin club stacks keep the Texas hang alive. Mark’s NYC dad chapter is the teary engine: Dumbo waterfront park (sand + water + full basketball courts and barbecues), Dumbo House pool via subscription, $10 ice-cream gouge, then sticky-finger Charlie at self-checkout with a Detroit camera-room watcher. Soft close is Joe’s Comedy Condo / Thompson–Sienna 20th-floor hotel home movie — Weston windows across the way, Digatron trucks with the kid, shades opening onto group-love spotting that feels like Christmas morning for an adult — already live on Patreon. Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. Places Austin, Texas — Joe’s tour heat / geography flex / club stack. 1:15 Battery Park City — Tunnel driver rage. 17:09 Dumbo, Brooklyn — Beautiful park + Dumbo House. 32:34 Detroit — Self-checkout camera room. 54:18 Thompson Hotel / Sienna — Comedy Condo 20th floor. 59:51 Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. Ads Good Wipes (26:39) — goodwipes.com/TUESDAYS · flushable / plant-based; buy-two get-one as read. Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. Show notes are a summary, not a full transcript. As an Amazon Associate we earn from qualifying purchases. Links on this page may be affiliate links through Amazon and other partner programs we participate in now or in the future. If you buy through those links, we may earn a commission at no extra cost to you.

Tuesdays with Stories · Episode 671 · Hosts: Mark Normand, Joe List · Published Sep 1 2026 · Runtime 1:09:05 · Watch: YouTube Chapters People Products Overview Places Ads Chapters 0:06 Cold open — “Welcome to Tuesdays with Stories.” 0:40 “You look great” — American History X / Sling Blade scalp bit. 19:02 Turkey Megamind hair-tourism digression. 23:31 Ad: DraftKings — code TUESDAYS. 24:29 Ad: Sheath — code TUESGAYS. 30:10 “Three blind mics” — title land. 54:01 Patreon — True Romance / Speed back-to-back double feature. 1:04:28 Tour plugs start — Mothership, Royal Oak, Toronto add, Seabrook. 1:06:52 More plugs — Calgary, Minneapolis Acme, Denver Comedy Works. 1:07:48 Chuck — Fun Variable pilot fully funded; Patreon tease. Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. People Mark Normand Official site · The Comedian List Co-host. Transplant recovery, Nantucket chef night, Nashville dry week, Astoria cook, blood-lab scramble. 0:40 Joe List Official site · The Comedian List Co-host. Westport Funny Bone, Blind Mike beef, Luca Pharaoh story, True Romance / Spike Lee digression. 26:18 Chuck Producer — board / ones-and-twos note. Blind Mike Wikipedia Legion of Skanks regular who keeps cornering Joe for a specials documentary; title inspiration once Gas Digital Blind Mike enters the chat. 29:12 Chad Daniels Official site Patty’s “grade-A hunk” comparison for Joe; married to Kelsey Cook in the bit. 27:44 Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. Products Epsoak Epsom Salt 2 lb. Magnesium Sulfate USP — Mark’s twice-a-day Epsom baths in the transplant window. Amazon 10:16 True Romance (Blu-ray) — Patreon double-feature half — Tony Scott / Tarantino script. Amazon 54:01 Speed (1994 Blu-ray) — Other half of the double feature; Tarantino was offered it after Reservoir Dogs. Amazon 54:01 Tuesdays Patreon — Where True Romance / Speed already landed; two Patreons teased at soft close. Patreon 54:01 Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. Overview Mark’s still inside the hair-transplant window — bandage pics Joe refuses to open, corpse-style back sleeping, Anna Nicole meds, Epsom baths, ice packs, and a hat that clocks him as a serial killer on the subway — while the table wanders through Tim Curry / Dolly Parton timing, Cosby digressions, Hayden Panettiere news loss, and the Elvis-to-Whitney handoff on “I Will Always Love You.” Fabletics pastel dumps and Wile E. Coyote ACME-box energy bridge into the eight-hour Ambient / Emily in Paris stabbing, then a ChatGPT clearance that flying to Pittsburgh is probably fine. Joe’s Westport Funny Bone run is the mid-show engine: legendary Patty still smokes, first calls him Charlie Daniels, then Chad Daniels the hunk, and the staff turns it into a Harlem-corner roast. That spills into Blind Mike from Legion of Skanks cornering Joe for a specials documentary (hot clip out, earnest advice cut, Nick Mullen death-threat memes), Chuck pulling the Gas Digital Blind Mike by mistake, and the title landing — three blind mics / mice. Luca Pharaoh’s St. Louis hot-guy weekend (cigar gnaw, free pie, stripper on each arm) is the palate cleanser before Mark’s Nantucket chapter. Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. Places Westport (Kansas City area) — Funny Bone run + Joe Square corporate corner. 26:18 Funny Bone — Westport throwback club — Patty, dirty carpets, hot crowds. 26:18 St. Louis — Greg Warren / Nikki Glaser gravity; Luca Pharaoh hot-guy theater. 25:59 Nantucket — Beach week, Millie’s / Billy’s, private chef fire pit. 39:45 Nashville — Last hurrah before surgery — dry hotel nights, blood lab. 45:01 Houston — Improv (Official site) weekend before the Chicago → Nantucket hop. 44:29 Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. Ads DraftKings (23:31) — draftkings.com/mobileapps · tape code TUESDAYS · new customers spend $5 get $200 in rewards within 21 days as read. Sheath (24:29) — sheath.com/TUESGAYS · tape code TUESGAYS · 20% off as read. Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. Show notes are a summary, not a full transcript. As an Amazon Associate we earn from qualifying purchases. Links on this page may be affiliate links through Amazon and other partner programs we participate in now or in the future. If you buy through those links, we may earn a commission at no extra cost to you.

Tuesdays with Stories · Episode 670 · Hosts: Mark Normand, Joe List · Published Aug 25 2026 · Runtime 1:11:14 · Watch: YouTube Chapters People Products Overview Places Ads Chapters 0:06 Cold open — welcome. 1:56 Hourlong podcast discovery — Mike Twitty sounds hilarious. 22:49 Ad: SimpliSafe box arrival. 24:20 Ad: BlueChew — mid-show deal. 25:51 Ad: Fabletics — live-it-up pitch. 27:21 Ad: Quo — call logs, summaries, after-hours replies. 45:41 Venue meet with Marty — no-sleep parent tour. 1:00:52 Pacific Club postcard — prove the ocean is blue. 1:06:57 May can hear upstairs — awkward hotel walls. 1:08:30 Tour plugs — Toronto sell-out ask; film-project joke budget. Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. People Mark Normand Official site · The Comedian List Co-host. SF run; mid-pod interruption. 15:09 Joe List Official site · The Comedian List Co-host. Sketch shoot; hardball demolition. 1:01:48 Chuck Board/producer; named in the room. (door walk / underdog plan). 19:24 Mike Twitty Name-checked as the hourlong-podcast discovery bit. 1:56 Ryan White Wikipedia 1991 terror memory with Magic. 5:29 Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. Products Philadelphia [Blu-ray] — Named as “the movie Philadelphia.” Amazon 6:06 The Birds – Limited Edition Steelbook [4K Ultra HD + Blu-ray] — Hitchcock named in SF movie geography. Amazon 16:45 A hardball like the one in Joe’s demolition bit (closest-match; no SKU named) — Closest-match for the hardball demolition beat. Amazon 0:00 Fabletics — Fall layers VIP as read. Official site 24:50 Tuesdays Patreon — Soft close. Patreon 1:09:58 Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. Overview Mark’s San Francisco chapter opens with the hobos/homos/whimos taxonomy, Dirty Harry cinema, and Fisherman’s Wharf postcards — then gets interrupted mid-pod by a new pal who smells like weed and works two man-chews, turning the episode into a present-tense encounter about how podcasting collapses past and present. Early board chatter name-checks Mike Twitty discovery math and ’91 Magic/Ryan White terror for the under-35 crowd. Joe’s engine is a new sketch shoot plus watching a man get demolished by old hardball, with Man-Tuck-It title energy around how guys present on camera. Fabletics fall-layers VIP and Quo business-comms reads sit mid-show before tour/Patreon soft close. Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. Places San Francisco — Mark’s chapter + interruption. 15:09 Fisherman’s Wharf — Postcard stack. 16:21 Brooklyn — “Big now” geography gag. 9:10 Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. Ads Fabletics (24:50) — fabletics.com/TUESDAYS. Quo (26:36) — business communications; 20% off first 6 months energy as read. Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. Show notes are a summary, not a full transcript. As an Amazon Associate we earn from qualifying purchases. Links on this page may be affiliate links through Amazon and other partner programs we participate in now or in the future. If you buy through those links, we may earn a commission at no extra cost to you.

Tuesdays with Stories · Episode 669 · Hosts: Mark Normand, Joe List · Published Aug 18 2026 · Runtime 1:05:29 · Watch: YouTube Chapters People Products Overview Places Ads Chapters 0:06 Cold open. 5:00 Morning-sex open — hotel continuity joke. 7:20 Brian Hamilton / Bob Newhart name-check board. 8:05 Dick-hole hygiene / morning-sex adjacent open. 23:40 Ad: Goodwipes — use-case pitch. 26:00 Ad: Quince — no-middlemen craftsmanship read. 52:31 Piss foot is rough — Odyssey compare. 54:00 Odyssey keeps listeners in it — cyclops fight. 1:03:51 Tom Dustin Portrait plug reprise. 1:04:56 Historical movies / dick jokes Patreon energy. Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. People Mark Normand Official site · The Comedian List Co-host. Noah Kahan piss-foot date night. 30:50 Joe List Official site · The Comedian List Co-host. Tom Dustin wedding; best-day coda. 10:24 Chuck Board/producer; named when Rupert asks for Chuck back. 23:00 Tom Dustin Groom / Portrait of a Comedian subject; sober hang legend. 10:24 Noah Kahan Wikipedia Concert that delivers the piss-foot. 30:50 Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. Products Born a Crime by Trevor Noah (Paperback) — Closest-match for the Trevor Noah / Noah Kahan mix-up beat. Amazon 26:51 Bullhide Mojave Wool Western Hat (closest-match for Joe’s $100 cowboy hat) — Closest-match for the Key West wedding cowboy hat Joe bought. Amazon 14:09 Stick Season [2 LP] — Noah Kahan listening (concert / album beat) Amazon 30:50 Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. Overview Morning-sex chatter opens into Joe’s Key West August sweat-box for Tom Dustin’s wedding — two Matts (Lever and Salacuse), cowboy hats, 175° humidity, and Tom as the funniest sober hang alive, with Portrait of a Comedian already changing lives. Sarah wins hottest-woman-at-the-wedding over Kelsey Cook by Joe’s math. Mark’s date night is Noah Kahan (title: Pros and Kahans): weeping girls, Beatles-scream energy, and the old piss-foot — someone upstream trickles onto her Birkenstock mid-cry-dance while there’s nowhere to move. Joe’s unrelated “best day of his entire life” (turf fields, Ferris-wheel trauma callbacks) soft-closes beside Goodwipes. Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. Places Key West — Tom Dustin wedding sweat-box. 10:24 New Jersey — Football-stadium turf-field best day. 56:10 Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. Ads Goodwipes (24:30) — goodwipes.com/TUESDAYS. Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. Show notes are a summary, not a full transcript. As an Amazon Associate we earn from qualifying purchases. Links on this page may be affiliate links through Amazon and other partner programs we participate in now or in the future. If you buy through those links, we may earn a commission at no extra cost to you.

Tuesdays with Stories · Episode 668 · Hosts: Mark Normand, Joe List · Published Aug 11 2026 · Runtime 1:15:42 · Watch: YouTube Chapters People Products Overview Places Ads Chapters 0:06 Cold open. 1:30 Jacket open — “that ain’t fab”; Tom Petty vintage gift. 9:35 North of San Francisco — about 40 minutes out. 10:37 Promised at-bat three years ago — never got it. 11:01 “You’re getting the at-bat.” 11:03 Title land — “Whoa mama, you’re At Bat-Man.” 12:20 Chance at a pro-league at-bat plus BP joy. 28:42 Ad: Zocdoc — check the appointment off. 29:30 Ad: BlueChew Gold — mid-show read. 43:55 Omega MIA / party pressure / expensive-watch panic. 1:13:18 Tour plugs — Zanies Nashville Aug 3. Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. People Mark Normand Official site · The Comedian List Co-host. Omega MIA; party pressure; seizure show. 43:55 Joe List Official site · The Comedian List Co-host. At-bat quest; SF romance tour with Sarah. 11:03 Chuck Board/producer; named in Pie / Stephen board chatter. 20:35 Sarah Joe’s wife — first full San Francisco experience. 15:41 Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. Products Mrs. Doubtfire [Blu-ray] — SF romance tour — Mrs. Doubtfire house stop. Amazon 24:54 Rawlings Player Preferred Adult Glove (closest-match) — Closest-match for Big Marty glove / Joe’s bag-of-balls at-bat kit. Amazon 11:15 A hardball like the ones in Joe’s bag (closest-match; no SKU named) — Closest-match for the bag of balls at the Pioneer League at-bat. Amazon 26:26 Tuesdays Patreon — Show home. Patreon 1:13:18 Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. Overview Joe finally gets the pro at-bat teased three years ago — title drop “At Bat-Man” — then watches a middle-middle meatball go by for strike three. Sarah’s first real SF romance tour, Twain’s coldest-winter-summer line, and Mark’s missing silver-watch panic until the kid has it under the crib flap. Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. Places San Francisco — Romance tour + at-bat home base. 13:49 Nashville — Zanies (Official site) plug. 1:13:18 Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. Ads Zocdoc (28:42) — zocdoc.com/TUESDAYS. BlueChew Gold (29:30) — mid-show read. Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. Show notes are a summary, not a full transcript. As an Amazon Associate we earn from qualifying purchases. Links on this page may be affiliate links through Amazon and other partner programs we participate in now or in the future. If you buy through those links, we may earn a commission at no extra cost to you.

Tuesdays with Stories · Episode 667 · Hosts: Mark Normand, Joe List · Published Aug 4 2026 · Runtime 1:08:45 · Watch: YouTube Chapters People Products Overview Places Ads Chapters 0:06 Cold open — fake banter and welcome. 0:40 Board chatter — Chuck / Lex orbit. 4:27 Fairy kisses / freckles-are-angel-kisses seed. 6:33 Second-half-gay bit tease. 11:17 Tighty-whities under-the-bed archaeology. 18:12 Ad: Sheath — dual-pouch system. 20:43 Ad: Shopify — podcasts and merch stack. 27:37 Pedophile name-board digression mid-urgent-care. 45:50 Ad: Quince — wardrobe ease / free shipping. 1:07:21 Comedy-gig closer energy. Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. People Mark Normand Official site · The Comedian List Co-host. Beach/urgent-care dad week; Tuesgays convoy. 21:38 Joe List Official site · The Comedian List Co-host. Seed gift; Northeast faux-pas double-header with Papa. 53:02 Chuck Board/producer; early board chatter; Funbearable soft close. 0:40 Papa List Senior Joe’s dad — faux-pas double-header co-star on the Northeast run. 38:20 Tom Dustin Gets the Old Navy USA shirt in Joe’s fairy-kisses / seed-gift orbit. 7:42 Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. Products Paris, Texas (The Criterion Collection) [Blu-ray] — Named among docs Mark watched. Amazon 1:00:41 Beach towels like the ones Mark and Sarah bought (closest-match) — Closest-match for the sexy towels they bought after Paris, Texas. Amazon 1:01:20 Seinfeld: The Complete Series [Blu-ray] — Cape Cod hospital beat compared to a Seinfeld ambulance episode. Amazon 28:58 Sheath — Mid-show underwear read. · Official site Amazon 18:12 Shopify — Free-trial read. Official site 19:49 Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. Overview Joe gifts “seed” and floats a humble request toward the female gays — fairy-kiss title energy — while Mark’s dad week swings from beach day with the boy into urgent-care gravity and a convoy of Tuesgays flanking Normado. Northeast road report puts the Listicle and Papa List Senior on a faux-pas double-header: hot-dog-man manners, adult-job awkwardness, axe-throwing, and coffee-table weed archaeology. Sheath and Shopify hold the mid-show. Soft close keeps noodling towels, pita-guy lore, and the pleasure of being slightly different in a room full of sameness. Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. Places Northeast club circuit — Listicle road report. 7:30 Beach (Mark + kiddo) — Pre-urgent-care dad day. 21:38 Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. Ads Sheath (18:12) — sheath.com/TUESGAYS. Shopify (19:49) — shopify.com/tuesdays. Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. Show notes are a summary, not a full transcript. As an Amazon Associate we earn from qualifying purchases. Links on this page may be affiliate links through Amazon and other partner programs we participate in now or in the future. If you buy through those links, we may earn a commission at no extra cost to you.

Tuesdays with Stories · Episode 666 · Hosts: Mark Normand, Joe List · Published Jul 28 2026 · Runtime 1:16:13 · Watch: YouTube Chapters People Products Overview Places Ads Chapters 0:06 Cold open — fake banter and welcome. 2:14 Mulaney sold out Wrigley Field — road-story tee-up. 5:00 Car-ride Dylan deep-cut bond on the way to the club. 9:06 Everyone brings their guy now — used to be the club’s guy. 11:39 Afternoon strip-club plan plus Piranha 2 matinee. 27:39 Ad: BlueChew — pleasure in a tablet. 28:48 Ad: Fabletics — VIP 70–80% off. 47:12 Ad: Goodwipes — free pack promo. 1:09:48 Soft-close title drop — “Otterman’s Piglet” mid-ranking. 1:15:00 Tour plugs — Nashville, Pittsburgh Improv, Calgary, Acme birthday. Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. People Mark Normand Official site · The Comedian List Co-host. Chairhound fantasy; Timex heirloom; DeRosa week; Omega gift. 32:57 Joe List Official site · The Comedian List Co-host. Hasbrouck Heights Mulaney bill; Peru host slot. 2:46 Chuck Producer in the room — Superman tee, marathon schedule conflict, Omega handoff. 15:59 John Mulaney Wikipedia Featured on the Hasbrouck Heights same-age bill. 2:48 Joe DeRosa Wikipedia Headliner on the Peru week; snickers from the wings. 11:09 Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. Products Piranha II: The Spawning [Blu-ray] — Peru-week matinee plan. Amazon 11:39 Piranha 3D (2010) [3D Blu-ray] — Daytime bottoming-out plan with pool. Amazon 11:56 Timex Weekender 38mm Watch (closest-match for Mark’s Timex) — Closest-match for the nine-year Timex ripped at the mall. Amazon 1:00:38 Omega Speedmaster — Gifted post-show; round silver dial named on the ranking beat. · Official site Amazon 1:06:50 Fabletics — VIP 70–80% off. Official site 28:48 Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. Overview Old-comedy road stories open the vault: Hasbrouck Heights Bananas with Liz Miele hosting, young John Mulaney featuring, Joe headlining the same-age bill; then the Peru week (country trip) where Joe hosts, Mark features, and Joe DeRosa headlining turns into Piranha matinees, strip-club afternoons, shared hotel rooms, and Mark murdering while DeRosa snickers. BlueChew / Fabletics / Goodwipes / Huel keep the mid-show sponsored. Title energy is Mark’s chairhound hero fantasy — Brooklyn subway rider in a wheelchair, Baywatch carry vs click-click chair logistics — before the Normand heirloom crisis: a nine-year Timex ripped in a holiday mall scuffle, band snapped, Manhattan watch-repair shop refusing the job, Salacuse fixing half of it on the sidewalk, and Timex corporate demanding eight photos plus a receipt he doesn’t have. A post-show Omega Speedmaster gift and a mangled soft-close luxury-brand ranking (“Otterman’s Piglet”) close the loop. Portland Maine sold-outs and Superman-marathon asides fill the gaps. Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. Places Hasbrouck Heights, New Jersey — Bananas club Mulaney/Miele bill. 2:46 Peru — Country; DeRosa headlining week / ex-girlfriend trip context. 11:07 Brooklyn — Wheelchair subway platform. 32:57 Portland, Maine — Three sold-out shows / Empire Comedy Club (Official site). 49:07 Manhattan — Watch-repair shop stop. 1:00:24 Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. Ads BlueChew (27:39) — BlueChew.com · promo TUESDAYS. Fabletics (28:48) — fabletics.com/TUESDAYS. Goodwipes (47:12) — goodwipes.com/TUESDAYS. Huel (49:03) — huel.com/TUESDAYS15 · code TUESDAYS15. Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. Show notes are a summary, not a full transcript. As an Amazon Associate we earn from qualifying purchases. Links on this page may be affiliate links through Amazon and other partner programs we participate in now or in the future. If you buy through those links, we may earn a commission at no extra cost to you.

Tuesdays with Stories · Episode 665 · Hosts: Mark Normand, Joe List · Published Jul 21 2026 · Runtime 1:10:22 · Watch: YouTube Chapters People Products Overview Places Ads Chapters 0:06 Cold open — fake banter and welcome back. 4:53 Title seed — Yamaha vs Yamaho for Japan’s top surname. 10:22 Gay comic name-check board. 20:27 Ad: Quince — free shipping / 365-day returns. 21:48 Ad: Huel — daily greens / hot meals / RTD. 22:29 Ad: Sheath — favorite-sponsor energy. 1:05:00 Premise saved for Patreon. 1:07:33 Suzuki-homo / do-unto-others Sato gag — title lands. 1:09:03 Tour plugs — Cobb’s SF, Houston Improv. 1:09:47 Soft close — Chuck plugs a film-project ask on socials. Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. People Mark Normand Official site · The Comedian List Co-host. Fifth-show curse; Uber branch; random select. 26:27 Joe List Official site · The Comedian List Co-host. Yamaho conjugation; hot Cellar dudes thesis. 38:17 Chuck Producer in the room — Larry gag, Sheath size tease, soft-close film-project ask. 9:33 Sean Murphy Theory that comedy is hot now — cited on the Cellar-hunk beat. 38:35 Bobby Kelly Wikipedia Cigar porch outside the club — nine different guys stop by to say hello. 38:03 Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. Products Seinfeld: The Complete Series [Blu-ray] — Kramer-if-he-were-around-now clip chat. Amazon 15:19 Buster Keaton: The Shorts Collection 1917-1923 [Blu-ray] — Closest-match for the Buster Keaton film airport-gauntlet bit. Amazon 45:45 Ken Burns: Thomas Jefferson Fully Restored [DVD] — Mark watching the Jefferson history doc. Amazon 14:01 Sheath — Code TUESGAYS; first-pair guarantee. · Official site Amazon 22:29 Huel — Code TUESDAYS15; daily greens / RTD. · Official site Amazon 21:48 Tuesdays Patreon — Premises saved for patrons. Patreon 1:05:00 Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. Overview Title engine is a Yamaha → Yamaho → Suzuki-homo conjugation that keeps resurfacing until the soft close lands “do unto others as Sato would have you do.” Between those bookends Mark obsesses over the cursed fifth show of a weekend — slots one through four cook, Saturday late dies — while Joe clocks that every new male comic at the Comedy Cellar is inexplicably hot, with Sean Murphy blaming comedy’s mainstream glow-up. Road chaos is pure Buster Keaton: a scheduled Uber ghosts Mark in Royal Oak, the replacement traps a tree branch under the chassis, he and the driver pry it out on camera, then airport random select stacks on the stroller lane and a snack-laden TSA mood. Quince, Huel, and Sheath (code TUESGAYS) keep the mid-show fed before baseball hot-dog-race joy, high-dive anxiety, and tour plugs through Cobb’s and Houston. Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. Places Comedy Cellar (Official site) — Hot new male comics observation. 38:17 Royal Oak, Michigan — Mark Ridley’s / Uber branch saga. 42:05 Detroit — Metro context for the Royal Oak airport run. 42:05 Cobb’s Comedy Club (Official site) — SF tour plug. 1:09:03 Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. Ads Quince (20:27) — Quince.com/tuesdays · free shipping + 365-day returns. Huel (21:48) — huel.com/TUESDAYS15 · code TUESDAYS15 · greens / hot meals / RTD. Sheath (22:29) — sheath.com/TUESGAYS · code TUESGAYS · first-pair guarantee. Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. Show notes are a summary, not a full transcript. As an Amazon Associate we earn from qualifying purchases. Links on this page may be affiliate links through Amazon and other partner programs we participate in now or in the future. If you buy through those links, we may earn a commission at no extra cost to you.

Tuesdays with Stories · Episode 664 · Hosts: Mark Normand, Joe List · Published Jul 14 2026 · Runtime 1:11:58 · Watch: YouTube Chapters People Products Overview Places Ads Chapters 0:06 Cold open — welcome back. 0:39 Jacket flex — “holy hell, we’re back.” 2:07 Matt hits WebMD; the table lands on hoof-and-mouth as the episode title. 8:13 Bikini girl crawl-out-the-window car story. 20:38 BlueChew sponsor read begins. 23:40 Post-ad return — soft question before the next story. 31:40 Joe used to be the hoofing guy — huffing between clubs on foot. 45:50 Hunting / Soho etymology board fill. 1:10:20 Tour plugs — Toronto and the rest of the dates. 1:11:15 Soft close — Pushing Boulder: A Mark-umentary doc plug. Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. People Mark Normand Official site · The Comedian List Co-host. Misses Ari’s send-off; train-call redemption. 36:26 Joe List Official site · The Comedian List Co-host. Framing errand; Ireland Wonderwall day. 27:57 Chuck Producer — board / ones-and-twos note. Ari Shaffir Official site · The Comedian List London move / going-away party Mark misses. 34:04 Dan Soder Wikipedia · The Comedian List Answers Mark’s text chain while Ari stays silent. 41:49 Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. Products Casino [Blu-ray] — Scorsese sandwich bit. Amazon 19:00 Home Alone (Family Fun Edition) [Blu-ray] — Joe Pesci stairs compare in the grandma-fall bit. Amazon 16:36 Seinfeld: The Complete Series [Blu-ray] — Kramer / Michael Richards closer. Amazon 1:09:14 Shopify — Free trial as read. Official site 21:58 Tuesdays Patreon — Show home base. Patreon 1:11:15 Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. Overview Title drop is a WebMD hoof-and-mouth gag while Matt hunts definitions, then the show splits into two engines: Joe’s failed framing mission and Mark missing Ari Shaffir’s London going-away. Joe loads a therapist note plus an Irish painting into a shopping bag, helmets up, and Citi-Bikes toward a frame shop that treats him like a celebrity — only for dock scarcity, chemo-customer energy, and bike-theft paranoia to turn the errand into a comedy of logistics. Mark’s half is Ari-shaped guilt: party tonight, Shane-and-List guest list, flake texts, Skankfest-in-three-months cope, then a street comic who casually announces the London move Mark already knows about while Soder and Louis answer every ping except Ari — until the train ding finally connects. Soho etymology, Bray/Ireland Wonderwall tourism, and a reincarnation-as-cat closer fill the soft landing after Shopify and BlueChew reads. Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. Places London — Ari’s move / Soho digression. 34:04 Soho, London — Name-origin board bit. 45:01 Bray, Ireland — Irish Sea / Wonderwall day. 54:58 Flatiron District — Madison geography aside. 46:58 Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. Ads BlueChew (20:38) — Sponsor read. Promo code Tuesdays. Offer: buy two months of Blue Chew Gold, get the third month free. bluechew.com Shopify (21:58) — shopify.com/tuesdays · free trial as read. Show more Want this section to go deeper? Share this page with the creators and have them sign up so we can get permission to dig deeper into this episode. Show notes are a summary, not a full transcript. As an Amazon Associate we earn from qualifying purchases. Links on this page may be affiliate links through Amazon and other partner programs we participate in now or in the future. If you buy through those links, we may earn a commission at no extra cost to you.