Memphis Crisp: Solo – This Past Weekend with Theo Von #605

Memphis Crisp – This Past Weekend with Theo Von #605 Transcript

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That’s it. That’s it. That’s it. Don’t you even
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You chill out,
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dude. If I had a husband, I would f I’m Dude, I would not even come home to
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him. I’ll say that straight up, bro. If I had a freaking husband, dude, I
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would not even come home to his freaking white ass. No sir. No sir. But
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I’m getting a wife. That’s what I’m getting one of these days. Not now, soon. I know I’ve said it before, but I’m just That’s is what I’m doing. And
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so if my wife is a man, dude, I will be
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I will be upset. I’ll be upset. I’m just gonna say it straight up. So
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anyway, um, good to see you today. Good to be here with you. Um,
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it is August in the year 2025 and these these anos, which are Mexican years, are
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rattling on. These [ __ ] they they it’s down. They
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going everything’s heading downhill, baby. It’s just things just speed up.
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And I get burnt out. I’ll tell you, I get dang burnt out. I feel like just a
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just an empty eightball bag. I’m, you know, I just, you know, I get burnt out.
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I mean, I just, but I show up. But I show up. That’s the thing. I get
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burnt out, but I show up, you know? I’m that [ __ ] lava lamp, homie.
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I’m the Lord’s lava lamp, dog. and I’ll I’ll bust on y’all. You know what I’m
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saying? Type [ __ ] boy. BLM. Anyway, just had to get all that out of
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my system. Uh, good to see you. Good to good to be with you today. Um, what’s going on? Just had some crazy couple of
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weeks of shows touring. That’s kind of the usual. I was in uh Philly. We went over there
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and you know Philly, you know, you’ll see a baby. He’ll be crawling just to
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work by himself. You’ll be like, “God, he’s union. He’s, you know, he’ll get a
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pension if he started that early.” You see that though? You see kids, five,
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sixy olds playing wearing damn hard hats over there. [ __ ] falling on them. Just
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that’s Philly, you know? It’s tough. Everything’s tough over there. You’ll see a cigarette
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smoking a cigarette. You’re like, “God, everything’s just puffing.”
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That’s how it is over there. That’s Philly. Hey, Philly.
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Hey, Philly. Dude, I was dating this girl from Philly. She’s like, uh, she’s visiting
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me and she’s like, “Oh, do they have uh bottomless uh mimosas or whatever?” And
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I was like, “I don’t know. And she’s like, “Oh, in Philly they got bottomless ones. You guys don’t have
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bottomless.” I was like, “I don’t know. I don’t They might have they might not I don’t know if they have them, you know.”
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And I’ll be like, “Oh, we could go get some uh I know a place for good Italian food.” And she’d be like, “Well, is it bottomless?” And I’m like, “I don’t it’s
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you know, no, it’s you know, it’s like regular entree and two sides.” And she’d be like,
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“In Philly, they have dos and they have bottomless raviolis.” I’m like, “Dude,
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I don’t want bottomless raviolis. I don’t ever want that. I will pay
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someone an extra $40 to put a bottom on the raviolis.” Bottomless. All chicks
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from Philly care about is getting bottomless meals. That’s it. She’s like, “Oh, we were we went to my friend
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Julia’s birthday last week and they had bottomless eggs at brunch.” And I was like,
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“Fucking hide my dick in a submarine. I do not
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ever want bottomless eggs.” Just pisses me off, bro. Oh, she’d be like, “Oh god,
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I wish we were back in Manny. There’s a fire department that serves bottomless coleslaw every year during summer
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solstice or whatever.” I’m like, “You’re sick, lady.” and she got upset if I take
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her to places that that had regular servings. She got upset. I know a great
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place we can go and get some uh some wings. And she’s like, “Well, how many do they give you?” And I’m like, “This
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[ __ ] what?” I said, “They give you, you know,
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you know, a normal amount for somebody that’s eating, you know, five or six.” And she could just see her just her
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energy just dropped. She’d be like, “Oh, I wish we were in Philly right now. There’s
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they’re having bottomless cheesecake over in Fish Town today at 400 pm.” I’d be like, “I don’t care.
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I don’t care.” Tonight in Center City, they’re having bottomless manakati. I’ll be like,
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and I was like, “No, I don’t want that.” And she got all her feelings got hurt. Her feelings got hurt, man. And she’s
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like, and she kind of snuggled up her grandmother and made her like a Silver Linings Playbook like knitted quilt or
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whatever. And she just was like, “Oh, you should go to Kensington.
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They’re having bottomless methadone over there.” And you’re like, “Oh, God.” So
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anyway, I’m just I’m just It’s an all call. I would love maybe one day I’ll marry a nurse from Philly. Marry a good
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uh you know semiviolent woman who can put an IV in you after she [ __ ]
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pieces you up a little bit. But I’m just saying be aware. Women from Philly, they
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wanted bottoms. You know, I want a woman that wants a little bit of a bottom on things. That’s
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who I am. So, praise God and God bless everybody. What’s happening? We just had
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some good shows everywhere. You know, most of them are pretty good these days, I think. I mean, I know it’s hit or miss
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in some of the venues. Um, I’m just saying from an actual aspect of uh
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trying to pull it off. Um, where do we go? Yeah, Philly, Rochester.
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Uh, we just had some out in San Diego Oceanside, which is beautiful. If you
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get to go there, everybody pulled up. Um, a lot of great folks and a lot of
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Mexican people, too. Uh, and I want to say something. I want to say something right now. I want to give a round of
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applause to all the Mexican people for keeping
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this country going. Thank you.
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Gracias mos mas mos.
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Thank you though cuz Mexican people keeping this [ __ ] going, bro. They’re
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the wind in the sail, man. So I salute them. If I see Mexican people, I hit
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them with that hard right there. I give them that triple M right there for Mexico.
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Hit him with that [ __ ] boy. [ __ ] yeah. Amore. Amore papa. Amore
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mama. That’s it. A more or less Mexico.
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Thank you. What else is going on? Um, let’s get
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into some news. I could tell you more about me. I’ve been a little bit burnt, but I don’t want to go into that. What
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am I dealing with? Let me think about what I’m dealing with maybe just on a personal level for a minute. What’s happening? Uh,
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we have a Netflix special that we’re coming up with soon. We’re going to tape that in New York City. So just uh if you
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if you check on social media on our Instagrams, we’ll put it up on there. So it’s exciting. Um and just thank you to
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everybody that’s come out over this tour. It’s almost over. Um and I just can’t believe it all the places that
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we’ve been and uh and some of the shows are, you know, we always tried our best,
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but thank you guys for showing up and trying your best, too. And uh giving the live show um a chance. And uh yeah, I’ve
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definitely learned a lot and yeah, so I just want to say thank you very much and I appreciate you for coming out and I
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hope I can return the favor to you uh in our lifetime. Um what else is popping
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with me personally? I went to Hulk Hogan’s funeral. Yeah. My tour manager
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and I went down and and it was, you know, you get down there and it’s beautiful. It was down in
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Largo, Florida. And um we ended up meeting up with Kid Rock or yeah I was having dinner with him a couple nights
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before and he’s like do you want to go to he said mentioned he was going down and I was like oh I’m going to go to the funeral and then he’s like uh let’s
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let’s let’s go. So we went and so that was the crew. We get down there and we got to I mean
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it’s in a beautiful church down there. Where was that church? Zack, if you can look that up for me really fast. Where
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was that church down there? Indian River. Indian.
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Oh, that’s a damn casino, actually. Indian Rocks Baptist Church in Largo, Florida. Okay. Indian Rocks Baptist almost. I’m
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just saying that thing’s a couple of, you know, a couple slow weekends away from being getting overtaken by a
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casino, bro. It sounds like. But, uh, anyway, beautiful place. Indian Rocks
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Baptist Church, you know. Um, and they have like a baptism. Um, it’s actually
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where Hulk Hogan got baptized not too long ago. Um they played that during the memorial service and it was nice,
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beautiful place there. Um uh a lot of people sitting in there and you walk in and there’s a lot of people
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in there, you know. Hacksaw was in there. Um Mount of the South, Jimmy Hart
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was in there, Ric Flair was in there. Um Dennis Rodman’s was in there and he kind
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of like he kind of you know I think as as they were pushing the casket out it
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kind of shook like wobbled a little bit and he Rodman kind of stopped it which
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was kind of crazy. He was like you know like one last rebound kind of just you
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know he kind of just just helped tow the line there and just kind of keep the Hulk headed to
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heaven I guess straight away. And um but yeah, it was just, you know, it was kind
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of crazy because you’re walking, you know, for me, I was walking through a lot of my childhood, just the moments of
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all these wrestlers and some of them’s in wheelchairs and some of them’s in,
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you know, some of them got on chain mail and [ __ ] or fake spines, all kind of they got everybody’s in there. Fake arm,
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fake neck. You got, you know, people in there with so many missing parts. It’s just a damn Jim McMahon Build-A-Bear
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over there at that Hulk Hogan funeral over there. Um,
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but yeah, so it was kind of wild just to see like all like, you know, parts of my heroes and stuff like that and like and
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see heroes from when I was a child because there was nobody bigger to us uh
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than professional wrestlers. I’m going say that right out loud. And I’mma say that our love for professional wrestlers
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was bottomless, bro. Point blank, homie. We just loved them, dude. I mean, they
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like me and my buddy William would stay up at night and try to watch Saturday night main event when Hulk Mania would
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show up on there and the big boss man and bam bam bigo. We me and my buddy
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William, both of us were falling asleep. We would hold each other’s eyes open. I would hold his open and he would hold
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mine open and we would just hold each other’s eyes open, boy. Yeah.
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And we eat as many of those red hot fireballs as we could so our mouths would be like they were dripping blood.
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And we spray WD40 on our arms and on each other’s backs. Yeah.
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[ __ ] yeah. Get it on my back, Whitey. And we would do that [ __ ] boy.
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And we would fall just wait there until they came on the screen. The
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wrestlers, ultimate warrior. Rudy the ravi ravishing
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h not rapist or whatever. What? I don’t know who that guy was. Oh yeah. With the hair cutters. The gardener. This like
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[ __ ] gardener. He had like gardener shears and he would [ __ ] cut your mom’s hair or something and then she
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would be a pregnant, you know. So anyway, yeah, but the wrestling it
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was like we looked up to those guys, you know, like on our street, a lot of the kids there wasn’t a lot to look up to,
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you know, there wasn’t a lot to look up to. So, um, those wrestlers when they, you know, it
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was like I don’t know, wrestling to me, it felt like it was for poor people, bro. I’mma say that out loud. You know,
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it just all the character I don’t know. It just I think there was no barrier to entry for wrestling, right? You didn’t
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have to have a hoop or a pool. There was nothing you had to have. You had to have a younger sibling who was willing to get
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hurt, okay? You had to have a spare neck brace
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and that was all you had to have and you could be a professional wrestler
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in your house for a little while until your sister got [ __ ] bad off. I remember one time one buddy’s
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sister, she’d been [ __ ] they’d put her in a damn, you know, my one buddy’s finishing move
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was the damn biopsy. And that [ __ ] God, you know, you could
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hear one of her eyes just rattling in the back of her throat like one of those uh lotto balls just coming up the pipe
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before you knew the number. I mean, my buddy would he would really rip his sister up. And but uh anyway,
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everybody’s fine now as adults pretty good. But I remember she was all banged up and they had to put it to use a
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couple damn uh broom handles. I mean full broom handles, not those little,
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you know, just them little kitchen [ __ ] sticks. I’m talking about that janitor thing, that [ __ ] you know, that
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janitor carries that big fryer tuck broom. That [ __ ] got that that 2-in girth on that big thing, that handle.
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and they had her keyed up to a couple of that O’s like a damn scarecrow trying to keep her body organized enough so she
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could finish school. So anyway, sorry, let me get back to it. But when wrestling came on TV, man, it
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was like even if I felt horrible about myself as a kid or if I felt ashamed of where we lived, um you know, if I felt I
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don’t know, if I felt like I didn’t have somebody looking out for me or just all that stuff, all that stuff that I felt
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as a child, right? And I’m not not I don’t need any self-pity. I’m just telling you those things I had, you
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know, that was part of my part of my heart and brain at the time. And um all
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that would go away, man, when that wrestling came on, you know, like when Hulk Hogan came on there, it like it
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just gave me something like I literally gave me something to look up to. I look I would sit there and look up at the screen, you know?
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It was just, you know, it just gave you something like it just made you feel kind of like thing, you know,
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something’s possible. You might need steroids and you might need, you know, a lot of [ __ ] fake
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sweat or whatever. You might need to [ __ ] rub your body against another man at night in
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different cities around the world, but you can figure it out.
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And yeah, I just love that, man. There was something about it in our neighborhood, man.
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So yeah, shout out to my buddy Will Teague over there, Eddie Joe, Larry Tisdale,
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um, uh, Robbie Taylor, the whole gang over there. We loved wrestling, man. It
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was, it was everything to us. So, thank you to Hulk Hogan and all the wrestlers that gave us that just gave us that
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feeling of like, yeah, I’m going to show up and I’mma rip my [ __ ] shirt off
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and I’m going to [ __ ] DDT somebody at my workplace.
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That was good [ __ ] Anyway, um but yeah, so it was just wild, you know, to get to see a lot of different heroes and part
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of me wanted to stay longer. Um the people that I went with were left early and so I couldn’t stay. I wanted
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to kind of mill around and I got to say some hellos and meet some new people and uh but I just felt really lucky to go.
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Um Nick Hogan was there, Hulk’s son. That was nice. I’ve met him before, but I got to see his wife u meet her and um
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Linda Sky uh to a Hulk’s his wife and ex-wife. Um,
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and one thing that I thought was pretty neat was whenever Nick Hogan was up there, he was just making a speech and he’s like, you know, he said that, you
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know, he believes that his father’s watching over him. And then he kind of said, he kind of did like a bit of an
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impersonation of his dad and he’s like, “What you going to do when the Hulkster is watching over you?” And I thought
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that was pretty cool. Anyway, that’s through it through the wrestling. Uh,
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what else is going on? Let’s get into a little bit of news. We’ve got some calls from you guys. I’m I do want to, you
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know, I want to try and do more regular episodes. I know I said that before. Um, but with this tour almost done, I’m
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excited to get a little bit more space so I can feel and uh I want to I want to
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have more space in my head to be creative and to feel. Man, there’s there’s days I
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can’t even feel. And I’m not complaining. I’m just like, dang, this is life. You just get, you know, you get
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going. And it’s hard to tap in sometimes and have a conversation with somebody where your feelings need to be present.
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And um and I and that’s one thing I’ve really always loved about this podcast was just
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like the presentness of feelings. And so I am looking forward to having a little more just space in my life and time to
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make that a possibility. So but we’ll see. You know what I’m saying? I’ve said that [ __ ] before, but anyway. But yeah,
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thank you guys so much for support on this tour. I can’t even believe it. I want to make a whole slideshow that I’m going to put together and maybe put out
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um just to like just show like some different moments, people that we met along the way and things like that. Uh
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I’ll have to figure that out exactly how I’m going to do that. What do we have here? We got um
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new news here. Morgan Wallen will not submit music for 2026 Grammys. Um,
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Wallen, who’s never won a Grammy despite his status as being the biggest artist in country music, has the bestselling
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album of 2025 with I’m the Problem. Um,
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Morgan Waller will not be submitting his music for consideration of the 2026 Grammy Awards. Good for them, man. Good
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for him. I like that [ __ ] I like it. [ __ ] it. Cuz, you know, the awards are blessing. That kind of stuff’s nice, but
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what does it mean, right? And once you quit saying you could use us for your awards and they don’t have any awards,
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boy, and the people choose. So, but also, what the [ __ ] am I talking
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about? I don’t know. And I’m sure there’s people out there that are excited to win Grammys. But Morgan always doing some rogue [ __ ] and I’m
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there for it. I’m there for that [ __ ] dog. Give me a You going to make me drive over there and get your deal and
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that thing and and the the bring up a Grammy on the thing. Let me look at one of these [ __ ]
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I wish they gave you a real Grammy. That’s what I wish. Oh, they gave you one of these old
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herinade things right here. Now, I wish they gave you a real ass Grammy, boy.
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Just a beautiful little grandmother would come out and hug you. That’s what we should do,
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dude. You win a Grammy and then we have like six Grammys back behind a curtain,
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right? And one of them, you know, they spark one of them up a little bit. They kind
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of, you know, touch her in the back with a fork or something. Nothing heavy, but just, you know, she’s doing Grammy
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stuff. She’s knitting or something. You got to get her attention. And then that one rolls out from behind the curtain and hugs whoever wins. Dude, that would
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be great. Bro, you telling me I would love a hug
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from somebody’s grandmother. God,
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those hugs are just the way you land in them. It’s like
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being at a spa. You get a young hug from one of these young [ __ ] Some of them are strong
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and [ __ ] They got, you know, some chick hugged me that day. She had a couple damn dumbbells in her
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hand, two barbells, three and a half pounders. Like, what the [ __ ] is this?
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But you get a hug from a grandmother, she got them damn catcher mitts full of love.
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She got two of them [ __ ] baby. And them arms go right into the tits.
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They ain’t even a difference, bro. That’s just a big bicep
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tit. Tit bicep tit. That’s just a damn [ __ ]
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That’s a [ __ ] love seat. And she got them two arms like a damn
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front end loader. That [ __ ] will hug you. God.
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So that’s what I would like to see. Cuz a lot of that [ __ ] man, I don’t care about that [ __ ] Put me on your thing.
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You do this. Do you want this, [ __ ] What is that, [ __ ] What is that?
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Then you choose who you think’s the best. That [ __ ] sold everything out there.
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He sold everything out there.
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He Dude, I remember I was talking to Morgan a couple weeks ago. He said he couldn’t even get a ticket to his own show, bro. That’s how sold out them
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[ __ ] are, dog. So, what are y’all even [ __ ] playing, bro? Good for him,
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man. [ __ ] them. So, but now also, I can’t sing, so I
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could never win one. But I almost won fifth place in that school. spelling B, baby. They put me in
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that [ __ ] It was me in the final two and this girl named Helina. Some people called her big Helina. I didn’t do it,
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but some people did. And the word that I misspelled was inconvenience.
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And she was pregnant at the time. [Music]
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And she got it. She got it right.
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That’s how it was. They said, “Can you use it in a sentence?” And they’re like, “Being pregnant in middle school would
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be an inconvenience.” And that cracked the code for it. That [ __ ] hit rattled off them letters.
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Rattled off them letters. Let me see how many letters and inconvenience, man. Me look it up here on my perplexity. That’s
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what I use. Some people use other AIS. I like this one. It’s a little more
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uh professional. Let me see. Inconvenience has 13 letters if you
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spell it correctly. It says on here, dang. Dang. This [ __ ] got jokes. All right.
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Type [ __ ] man. Um, but I like that. Let’s keep it moving here.
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Thank you guys for bearing with me today. I’m trying to be a little bit more imperfect today. And I mean that just in the sense like in my head I’m
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always like I got to do this. I got to do it. [ __ ] I’m tired of that. I’m tired of
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that voice. Um what else do we have? Oh wow. Here we
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go. A woman reported missing by her family in Texas has been found living amongst a lost African tribe
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in the Scottish woodlands. The kingdom of Kubala claimed they have
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settled in a forest in Jedberg. with the intention of reclaiming land that was stolen from their ancestors 400 years
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ago. Wow. And this lady is living there.
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We live a very simple life of returning to innocence. We return to nature. And they got photos of them on here. They
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grilling stuff like that. They grilling up a lot of it looks like, you know, it
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looks like goat and stuff like that. And they vied out. They got like Zulu warrior type of energy out here. and
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kind of just chilling in tents. It looks like kind of like REI tents. But you got to be careful, man. I think
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cuz a lot of I noticed this in my life. If you take a woman to a certain restaurant, they want that lifestyle.
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They want that lifestyle. Dude, I was dating a girl uh in LA for a
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bit. I took her over there to um Rainforest Cafe. Three weeks later, that
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[ __ ] moved to St. Thomas and married a brother.
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St. Thomas. Oh, because I’m out here getting that [ __ ] apps over here
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at Rainforest Cafe. Be careful. You take your lady to PF Changs and next thing
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you know, she got all your [ __ ] all [ __ ] chip chopped out at the house,
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lamp shades and everything, [ __ ] She got ninjas on the uh bookshelf.
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She got a a stack of books and then two ninjas just pushing against each side of
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them. That’s the kind of [ __ ] women will do that, bro. You take them to PF Shangs
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over there, you take a lady over there to PF Shangs and next thing you know,
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she got you brushing your teeth with a damn bamboo stick or whatever. And that’s your money buying all of that.
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So, you got to be careful. You can easily lose a woman. Somebody
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probably took this lady to a nice restaurant of some sort. That’s what I would guess. Probably took her out to a
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Caribbean dinner or Scottish meal or something cuz that’s it. Missing Texas woman found
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living in lost African tribe in Scotland. But yeah, man. That’s what happened for
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me, man. I took a lady to Rainforest Cafe and bam, that [ __ ] gone out there.
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Button dice dust living out there gambling place a bet with me. She’s
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living out there on St. Thomas wearing a grass skirt and [ __ ] Married to some
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guy who played in the NBA DL out there GLeague.
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That was it, bro. She didn’t even tell me by. She’s out there say, you know, I love
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the islands. I’m like, [ __ ] you didn’t even pay half for the food we ordered. You didn’t even pay half for the food.
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We don’t love [ __ ] Summertime supposed to be all about fun
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and joy in the sun, relaxing, the pool, good vibes. But the truth is, it’s also
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one of the busiest seasons for injuries. Yep, injuries. Oh, I love the summer. Oh
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Food and Drug Administration is warning the public not to eat, sell, or serve certain Great Value raw frozen
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shrimp sold at Walmarts to possible contamination with seesium 137,
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a radioactive isotope. Gosh, what is what is happening?
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US Customs and Border Protection alerted the FDA about possible seesium 137
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detected in shipping containers at four US ports. If you have recently purchased raw
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version shrimp from Walmart that matches this description, throw it away.
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Um, seesium is a soft, flexible, silvery white metal that becomes liquid near
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room temperature but easily bonds with chlorides to create a crystalline powder. According to the US
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Environmental Protection Agency, damn, that powder makes you want to [ __ ] stay around and see if you can have a
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little bit of it. Couple of different dates on Great Value brand shrimp. Those are the issues. You You can check those
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out. You know, it honestly it sounds like this almost
31:35
just sounds like an origin story. I bet because this is how the media works. I bet this is just an origin story for a
31:42
new Marvel character. That’s all it’s going to be. This is how they do it. They put something in the media that’s not real
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and then they create a character on it a year later and bring it out. So, it’s all it builds in your head. That’s a
31:55
psychology, bro. That’s a psychology. They have a planned
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way to do it. And that’s what this is. I think this is a new Marvel character. This is
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Cocktail. That’s who it is. Oh, that’s him. Cocktail. Started out as an appetizer. Now he’s a
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[ __ ] boss. We ride here.
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Cocktail, dude. I like that cocktail, bro. That’s
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a thing I’ve been getting now at night time. If I’m trying to be on a date, I’m trying to be in love or something. Bam,
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[ __ ] I’m getting you that. That little shrimp cocktail, boy. G. You
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just see them them [ __ ] them tails because that’s not the [ __ ] I don’t know where the [ __ ] is, bro. And that’s
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fine. I don’t need to see it, but you just see them tails hanging off the edge of that little cup they put them on.
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Just like a couple stripper legs just hanging off that [ __ ]
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And I like them, bro. cocktail.
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He was an appetizer. Now he’s a boss.
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One shrimp. 100 tons of seesium 137.
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Uh, that could be it, man. China’s new pregnancy robot is set to replace the human womb by 2026. I’ve been saying
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this, the womb is great. God made it. It’s
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beautiful. It’s that original OG ski portal from Christ, right? We get that.
33:48
And it’s been amazing. But you knew we were getting to this point where they was going to outsource that womb, that
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baby box, cuz big facts, dude. The womb doesn’t even have aircon, bro.
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The womb doesn’t even have aircon, bro. And some of them the plumbing’s even bad
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in them or whatever. the baby’s in there and they got a dang little piss creek or whatever rocking by or something cuz
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mama’s out there, you know, slurping too many lemonades or whatever. Micheladas.
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So that’s the kind of [ __ ] that pops off around there. So yeah, now it’ll be great. You can
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have a little robot, even a little Chinese robot. You your baby’s in there, you put the
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egg in there, you put the semen in there. ask about even like a little microwave door on that [ __ ] You put it in thereoop.
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Set that thing whatever you want. Mild or whatever, you know, 8 months, 7
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months. You could even do black and mild or whatever. It’s a little bit. It comes out with that [ __ ] Memphis crisp on
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it. You feel me? They got all the options now. And then you and your wife can still
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read or whatever, fight, party or whatever, do a little tootude
35:04
or whatever. And your child is getting uh organized, Chinese manufactured.
35:11
Really? I guess now that is true. That may be that may be sketchy because
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you you have to deal with some Chinese manufacturing. It might get tariffed when you take it out of the microwave. I
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don’t know. Trump might put that freaking uh he might put that Chinese extradition tax when you open that
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microwave and get your child out. But that’ll be great, man.
35:33
You know, your wife your child’s getting raised in a robot. It’s running around
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and it can still complain. You can even put a wig on. It can still be like a wife if you need that energy. It can
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still be like, “I need some chocolate pickles for me. I’m tired.”
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Please rub my feet. And you over there just spraying WD40 on
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them [ __ ] baby. Them little uh uh Chinese toes or carpals de Chino
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Chinese toes. Um what else? I think we’ve gotten through a lot of stuff there on the news. Let’s crack into a
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few calls from you guys. Um, as always, the hotline for this show is 985-664-9503.
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And um, thank you guys so much for your support and paying attention and just being a part of our life and letting me
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be a part of your life. Uh,
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yeah. I just can’t believe that this tour is coming to an end, but I’m also excited about it. I’m excited for some new possibilities.
36:42
All right, let’s take a some calls right here that came in. Thank you guys for hitting the hotline.
36:49
Hey, it’s uh Shaky Jake. Uh just got over a seizure looking like David Bowie
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or something. And Shaky Jake, baby, he’s that rattler.
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He’s one of God’s rattlers out here, baby. He’s that damn tuning fork. That buddy’s got it in him. Let’s hear more,
37:08
brother. Um, just wanted to say that the podcast really helps keep me positive
37:14
and um, uh, keep me smiling. So, thanks even
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though things are [ __ ] scary. So, thank you, Theo.
37:26
Well, you’re welcome. And I’m sorry I was making fun of you a few seconds ago on this call. Uh, but also I just was
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trying to make it more fun because Yeah, when you said seizuring, that’s that thing, baby. When you got them trimmers,
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dog, you [ __ ] part earthquake, part human. You hug a woman while you have one of
37:45
those, she’ll never let you go. A lot of these babes, they’re paying60, $70 for
37:50
that type of action over there at one of these sex shops.
37:56
So, God, I’m cheering you on here today, Shaky Jake. He’s got it in him. And I’d love to know what kind of deal does he
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have. Let me hear at the beginning again. He’s got an affliction.
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Hey, it’s uh Shaky Jake. Uh just got over a seizure looking like David Bowie
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or And he’s got a black eye on him. That’s why he’s saying that. And the video is on YouTube. We popped it in. So we got
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you in there, Shaky. And um yeah, just heal up, baby, and get better. And we’ve
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all got something. We’ve all got something, man. So, I commend you for putting it right
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out there. Face forward, brother. Right in this. I just mean it just like bam.
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This is what I got, you know? I got that [ __ ] I got that
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remix in my nerves. I got that [ __ ] reverb, homie. That white reverb. I like
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that [ __ ] Blessings to you, man. And heal up well, brother. And heal up soon, man. Love you. Let’s take another call
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in here. Hi, Theo. Big fan. Hello.
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Um, I had a question for you. So, I’ve been seeing this guy for about two months. Um, I really like him and I I
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mean, I hope he likes me. Well, I’m not so sure because we’ve been dating for, like I said, about two months now, and
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he hasn’t kissed me yet. And I don’t know what to do. The other day, he put his arm around me, and then he
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apologized because it accidentally fell down a little bit. a little bit lower as my waist to go. Um, and so I can’t he
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hasn’t kissed me yet. I can’t tell if he’s gay or if he just don’t like me, you know. Well, there’s other options, too.
39:40
Sometime people don’t kiss you because maybe they’re sick. Maybe they’re sick. You ever thought of
39:46
that? This boy could be damn terminal and you’re over there. Wish he’d kiss
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me, you know, and he’s over there just hoping God gives him another afternoon.
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Let’s hear more. Uh, and I’m typically somebody that likes a guy to take the reigns. So, this is kind of a sticky
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situation for me, Theo. And I I just wanted to get your advice on it. Much love. You know, I watch the podcast
40:09
every week. Um, well, thank you so much. I appreciate that. I appreciate the warm words there.
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And I’ll say this straight up. A lot of men out there
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don’t even do kissing anymore. They do touching.
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They do hand touching. and Wiener. That’s it. Kissing’s from
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damn 1800s or whatever. 1600s Scotland. You see people kissing over there. Bring
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something up. Let me see this. Two people kissing in Scotland.
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1700s. We’ll split the difference. Two people kissing in Scotland in the
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1700s. Bam. Look at those mfers, dude. Good day, sir. Oh, fancy the lips, lad. Oh,
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you’re kissing me, huh? Welcome to Scotland. Yeah. See, so look what I’m telling you,
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baby girl, is that things have changed. You know, some guys, they don’t do they don’t do kissing. They do hand touch.
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They do waiter. So, that could be what’s popping.
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And I think look, a lot of guys even there’s places there’s articles now where guys are going to Costa Rica and
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getting their balls even taken off their body. They don’t want them. It’s dumb. Look at
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these ball. Like the wiener looks like a, you know, like it could get hired by Frontier Airlines. That [ __ ] is looks
41:38
like it’s going somewhere. The balls, they just look, they look like a couple of damn methadone homies sharing a
41:44
widemouth sleeping bag. That’s all that is. So, a lot of people are getting them nuts just clipped right off. And that’s
41:51
how you then you say to a lady, “I’ got it’s all wien or no nuts.” All dick and
41:56
no nuts, baby. God, that’s And to a woman, that sounds like a diet. That’s a skinny margarita of sex right there. All
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dick and no nuts. So, anyway, I’m just telling you that could be happening. And look, it’s 2027
42:12
or whatever it is. Who gives a [ __ ] Some people are calling from the future now. People are on different time continuums. What I’m saying is this.
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If you want to kiss them, kiss them. Some woman the other night said, “Come over here and [ __ ] me, you little [ __ ] honky. You fat fuck.” Now, did I
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go over there? No. It was late. I was tired. But I admire that lady, okay? And
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she will get my vote if she ever runs for office. But thank you so much. I would just
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[ __ ] kiss him. I would [ __ ] take his hands and I would just [ __ ]
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I would just be like or just [ __ ] write [ __ ] me or something on one of his arms and then he
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reads it. He’s like [ __ ] me and then bam. So that’s actually that’s illegal. I
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think that’s illegal. So don’t do that [ __ ] That’s cheating or whatever. Um
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but yeah, but yeah, I think these these days some men are too spooked. They all the me too [ __ ] everybody lobbed in
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everything about that and now everybody is you know every guy’s a you know so
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it’s like now a lot of dudes the good dudes are afraid they’re afraid sometimes
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you know and I’ll say this too a lot of men they think the wiener is barely even a
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wiener anymore in some circles of existence
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some dudes they just think they got that long [ __ ] on
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So, let’s hear another call here. As always, hotline 9856649503.
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[Music] Uh, here we go. Hey, what’s going on, Theo? My name is
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Jake Smith. Jake Smith. Thank you for the call, Daddy. I appreciate it. Onward.
43:59
Um, I was really wondering if you had some fatherly advice. I got my first
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baby on the way. Um, here in less than a week. I’m about to find out. boy or girl. So, we’ll see. But, uh, a little
44:11
bit about myself, you know, I’m a I’m a horseshoeer now. I live over here on the countryside over on the West Coast.
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Oh, a horseshoeer. And I know what that’s called. That’s called a um a
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frier. A frier. And I’m going to read it right now. Shout out to the friers out there.
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A frier. A craftsman who trims and shoes horses hooves.
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I appreciate that. Calling in. My sister’s exhusband’s stepdaddy was a frier.
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Cool business. I enjoy watching those frier videos over there on Tik Tok. So,
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let’s hear it. Um, I used to work in zoos. used to take
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care of lions and tigers, walk them on leashes. And uh so I’m used to the little wild animals, but a wild child.
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Now that’s something a little different out of my expertise. Oh man, I think you’re going to be fine,
45:08
Daddy. You know, y’all got that little cuda gangster heading into the world, and that’s beautiful.
45:14
You know, I think that’s beautiful. You’re going to be fine if you get a handle of little uh working at a uh zoo.
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You over there with the llamas, bro. And the gerbles over there and them baby bears, you know, and the hermit crab,
45:31
dog. I’m a hermit crab. Be like, whatever, [ __ ] We got We’re late for work, dog. That would be my
45:38
thing, bro, if I was a, you know, in Mexico, they don’t have any hermit crabs, bro. Cuz everybody’s got to go to
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work, dog. We can’t [ __ ] That That [ __ ] is a [ __ ] white [ __ ] bro. That lazy [ __ ] Oh, I’m a hermit crab,
45:51
[ __ ] Get off your [ __ ] ass, homie. But yeah, dog, you’ll be fine. You
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babysitting animals and stuff. You got a child on the way. I don’t know. You’re going to be fine. But I say this, look
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that child in his eyes and share something good into his face
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cuz that’s all his eyes are just absorbing what you’re putting out in the world. If every time you look at that
46:14
child, you’re full of disappointment or you’re you’re discouraged or you’re upset, then he’s going to be upset. It’s
46:20
going to live inside of himself, you’re casting a spell into your child’s heart every time you look at him. Now, I don’t
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mean you can’t be get mad at them or rough them up or [ __ ] tie their legs in a knot and [ __ ] tickle them and
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[ __ ] cover their body and [ __ ] sprinkles.
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But just know that you got to emotionally raise a
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child. If you don’t teach a child how to feel, they don’t then they going to spend the rest of their life wandering around how to feel, homie.
46:51
So, I’m not preaching at you. I’m just wishing you guys the best in like kind of an aggressive manner. I guess I’m kind of tired, but that’s all right.
46:58
Praise God. Good luck with that child, daddy. Um, here we go.
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Yo, it’s Emmy. What’s up, Emmy? Thanks for calling.
47:09
Um, I’ve been listening to the podcast for a long time. Thank you so much. You brighten up my day when I’m hiking or at
47:16
work. Um, so I’m currently going to dinner with one of my ex-boyfriend’s mom. Um, I had kind of a silly question
47:24
like how like how do people feel about furthering like a relationship with
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somebody’s parent when you’re no longer together? um you know me and this lady like we
47:37
really love each other and if I could she would be my mom. Oh yeah. Oh I can totally relate to
47:43
that. I think you know we all you know I believe that we get pieces of
47:50
things of excuse me we get pieces of relationships from different people you
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know like um there were moments in my life where my brother was around or wasn’t
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around or was only so much available because of just positive things in his life or negative things in his life and
48:08
vice versa me for him and I would you find somebody you get a piece of brotherhood ood from somebody else.
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You get a piece of fatherhood from somebody else. You You know,
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and and I really believe it is that way. Oh, I had so many friends, mothers. I
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would be friends with my friend’s parents. I was way better friends with my friend’s parents most of the time.
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I’d go over there and just [ __ ] with my friend just so I could go be around her parents and freaking chill,
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smoke. Sometimes my friend, my one of my buddies moms, she used to tell us, “Do not smoke. If you guys get caught
48:45
smoking, you are [ __ ] boys. I’m going to pull your [ __ ] feet off of your dick or whatever.” She would say, some
48:51
thing, some old wives tail or whatever. Then me and her would go smoke, dude,
48:56
while my buddy was doing some uh yard work and [ __ ] So, it’s like, yeah, I had great relationship with my buddy’s
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parent, with friends parents. That was so much fun. Girlfriend’s parents for sure. Oh, I got probably 50 of the first
49:10
hugs in my life from um this young this this gal I dated. I got
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probably 78 hugs from her mother. The best. But yes, a lot of that’s been a lot of
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my life. So, yes, I think you can I think you get bits and pieces and you just attract yourself to people in life
49:29
and then sometimes those relationships fade, but they don’t fade like they disappear. They just time changes, you
49:35
know. and things happen and sometimes like the waves come and hit the beach and they still are hitting the beach but the
49:41
water the actual actual wave that originally hit the beach it’ll kind of move down the beach and so it’s still
49:47
hitting the beach but it’s moved on and that’s how those relationships are sometimes in my life but I think they’re
49:55
great and yeah and then we can do that for other people too you know nothing makes you feel better
50:01
than when you realize you have a moment doing something with somebody and it means a little bit of something, you
50:08
know, that’s really beautiful, I think. But
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yeah, I mean, look, the love you can get from other people’s parents, it’s just
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bottomless. You feel me? Didn’t think I was going to say
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I’m feeling goofy today. Um, hey Theo. Uh, this is Jake, uh, calling
50:31
from Illinois. What’s up, Jake? Illinois, baby.
50:38
That’s what’s up, papa. Let’s hear more. Uh, anyways,
50:43
uh, I just needed some advice. I’m, uh, I work long shifts at work and I let I
50:50
let my emotions get the better of me sometimes. And, you know, I uh, struggle
50:57
with a little bit of a alcoholic problem. And uh I know you’ve probably talked
51:03
about this plenty of different times. I’ve listened to a lot of your podcasts, but uh
51:08
it’s really affecting uh my relationship
51:14
and uh the way I go about certain things that upset me and uh and I I can’t seem
51:22
to find that within me to get there. My girlfriend that I’m with is really
51:28
really seeing the bad side of me that I don’t want her to see. But anytime
51:33
anything really gets gets a hold of me that I don’t like
51:38
just just takes over and I’m not the same guy that I was.
51:44
Amen. Brother, look, I appreciate you calling. I appreciate you letting me know and just sharing with us what’s
51:50
what’s going on with you, you know. Yeah, man. Anger has been
51:56
it’s been a big problem of mine over the years. You know, I think for one for me is
52:04
there’s been a lot of rage from being young and never got out. Rage.
52:10
I mean fury. I mean a [ __ ] fireball that has endless fuel.
52:22
I think as an adult, you know, the things that I noticed for me with with anger was unrealistic expectations of
52:27
others. Unrealistic expectations of others. Um,
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I was able to help figure that out through recovery through 12step program.
52:38
Now, that doesn’t mean I’ve figured it out and then it solved it. You know, at different times when I’ve been in and
52:43
out of the program, I’ve like, you know, had to do the steps again and realize still a problem. Still a problem. But
52:51
yeah, unrealistic expectations, expecting people to know things before I told them
52:58
that was a big part of mine of what caused me anger, you know, because then I’m,
53:05
you know, then I’m just I’m I’m always in conflict with everything. So that that would be the only thing I
53:11
think I could recommend would be if you go through 12 steps and you get through and there’s different programs. You
53:17
know, you mentioned some alcoholism and I don’t know if I don’t know if you’re an alcoholic or not. You will know, you know, you will it’s only it’s self
53:24
diagnosed, but I do know there’s other programs.
53:29
Um, if you aren’t that still of the 12 steps and when you go through uh step four and five and six, you really start
53:36
to figure out uh you know your character defects and that can be a blessing.
53:43
You know, that’s a gift. So anyway, that’s the only thing I could really recommend that I have had experience with. But yeah, I just would be so angry
53:51
and a thing like I couldn’t I wish I wanted to let that anger out. So the crazy part is that anger will live in
53:57
you and then you let it out years later. Sometimes the people you want to let it out at, they’re not even there anymore.
54:03
They’re gone. They’re ghosts,
54:10
man. So it just can feel Like then it’s almost like you [ __ ]
54:17
feel it again cuz now you’re angry that you know and now you’re having to deal with it again
54:22
that it’s that not only was it in you at one point cuz you were furious but now it’s in you again because it’s trying to
54:28
get out of you. It all comes to the surface, baby. That’s what I do believe. But look, man,
54:35
if you do something for yourself, then something will be different. That’s the truth. If you do one thing, then
54:41
something, you know, nothing changes if nothing changes, baby. They say that. And it’s
54:47
the truth, man. And if you heard that and you didn’t understand it,
54:52
then I’m just going to say it again slow. Not cuz I’m trying to preach at you. I just want you to hear it right.
54:58
Nothing changes if nothing changes.
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So when I’ve when I’ve heard that in my life, it’s been like, okay, how long do I want to sit here
55:14
and not take an action but expect things to be different? It kind of just
55:21
they put a mirror in front of me sometimes. But all right, we got one more call right here that came in. Um,
55:27
as always, the hotline 985-664-9503. Let’s see what we got.
55:35
What’s up, Mr. Von? What’s up, brother? Thanks for calling. Uh, yeah, man. I I just caught that [ __ ]
55:42
with Phoenix, dude. He’s the [ __ ] Uh, I bet that was wild. Yeah, dude. It was freaking wild, dude.
55:49
So, I’ll tell you. So, um, well, he said on the on the video that the on on on
55:55
the podcast, the reason he he that he came on was because he’d seen this video talking about the, uh, stuff in the
56:01
Middle East and, um, which was interesting to me because, you know, some people don’t want to think about
56:06
that or hear about it and I respect that. Uh, but, uh, just that he said
56:12
that was interesting. But outside of that, just to get to see him, you know, he’s had such a fascinating life, you
56:19
know, just from like if you if you just go read up on his history, just traveling in like kind of like a cultish
56:26
no school like youth and just this whimsical Jack Carowak if they’re at a it’s almost
56:34
like Peter Pan goes to a Grateful Dead type of show, you know, just um I don’t
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know, just so many different things and then just like how talent t talented he is you know and with him and I don’t
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even mean this like in it’s talent for sure but it’s almost feels he’s so
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unique that it feels almost otherworldly
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you know it feels uh I mean
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you know some actors they have feelings you can relate to the feelings he’ll have feelings
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and connect behaviors to them that some of us have never even had. It feels like
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so it’s just Yeah. So I just felt I just felt so lucky and you know I wanted to be
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gracious to him. I wish there was more things we could have talked deeper about but it’s weird. You don’t you don’t want
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people to think you’re trying to just talk about certain things or tough times. Um,
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and and you’re trying to get to know somebody and let them know that you’re trying to be as authentic as you can or
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like, you know, that you don’t have any ill will, you know, I think,
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you know, so anyway, I’m kind of overthinking it, which is like my ego starting to flare up, but I thought it was awesome, dude. Let me hear what more
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what you had to say. I mean, you know, you’re talented, too, though. It’s like you’re sitting across from just somebody in the business, I
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reckon. But at any rate, you know, I do enjoy his movies quite a bit and Oh, dude. No, I enjoyed it, man. I I
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hugged him like three times in the hallway and I was like, “Holy [ __ ] dude. I think um, you know, I don’t I
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mean, I’m Yeah, I’m going to get married to a woman one day or something, but I’m I can’t hug him anymore.” That was what I realized. I was like, “Oh, you can’t
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hug somebody you don’t know. somebody if they’re nice to let you hug them three times, but
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you shouldn’t keep hugging that person, you know, especially if they’re, you know, it wasn’t like it wasn’t it was
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fine, but it was definitely there was there was no more hugs. You
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could hear somebody say it. Nobody said it, but you we both heard it, right? It was that kind of thing. So, but no, he was gracious and uh I felt lucky. And
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that movie Edington, no joke, I think is one of the neatest roles. Um, Austin Butler’s in it. Uh, Pero Pascal or Pesop
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Pluma’s dad, I think, is in it. I’m not even sure. Check it out. Anyway, thanks. One more call right here. Let’s get to
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it. What’s up, man? This is Miles.
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What’s up, Miles? Damn, that feels like responsibility, dog.
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Having that name G. Every time I go for a jog, [ __ ]
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Okay. Onward. I uh wanted to talk to you about your
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brother. You know, I uh I recently got close with my brother and he’s 12 years
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older than me. I swear I’m not a mistake, but uh we got close. We worked
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together and and uh you know, we I just
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he means a lot to me. And uh I see the videos of you talking about your brother
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and there’s a lot of things I want to say to him and
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you help me with that. We saw your comedy show in Kansas City. You rocked
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it. I don’t think I’ve ever seen my brother cry till that moment. And uh you know I think you kind of helped us come
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together. But uh my point is that I I love you, man. And
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and keep doing what you’re doing. And you helped uh you help me. You helped
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me, my brother, and and I hope your brother’s doing good. And I love you guys. Peace out.
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Well, thank you, bro. That’s nice of you to say, dude. I think that’s Yeah, M. I
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appreciate it, dude. Thank you, bro. I liked how at the end you said, “I love you guys.” You know, you included my brother even in that statement. Uh, I
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thought that very thoughtful of you. Um, yeah. You know, I think this goes back
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even to that lady that called earlier saying like, do we, you know, is it okay to be friends with an old friend’s
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mother or an ex’s mother? You know, it’s like we get pieces of relationships from different people over time. Um,
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you know, and some people fill in the blanks for us while people um aren’t there
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uh or can’t be there. Um, but yeah, having a brother, man,
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that’s just like I’m so glad you guys have gotten some moments. Oh, dude, a
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moment a moment with my brother where I know that he loves me or I’m able to let
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him know that I love him. I don’t know why that kind of stuff is so hard sometimes for some brothers, but uh Oh,
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yeah. Those are some of my favorite things, you know? Like one day whenever I die, that’s the feeling I want to feel
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when I’m leaving. You know, I think that’s where I would go back to in my head or my heart. Just go back to that
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space, you know, cuz it’s kind of like as close as you will get.
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And also, it’s like having somebody that’s like cares about you, but also can be like a detective because they have the same clues as you inside of
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them. So, being able to conversate and stuff about those things and work things out,
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uh, it’s awesome. I’m glad y’all got to do that. Thank you for coming, too, bro. Thank you, bro.
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Yeah. And you know, brothers, older brothers, we don’t get we should have a special day for them. You know, they
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they take a lot of the they take a lot of the early heat in the world. They are
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experimental for a lot of families. They’re like, “Well, let’s see what happens with Gary.” You
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know, they send, you know, or they’ll be like helicopters. will have him in a [ __ ] you know
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but it but it gets different though when you get on now sixth seventh child that [ __ ] ain’t got no clothes on you
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know Gary’s got to wear a damn neck brace full time he’s got polio shots he
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didn’t have polio but they gave him so many vaccines he’s damn got it now he’s got you know
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so I think it’s they do a lot to that early brother
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you know and then we get to watch and see like and learn in the landscape and then you’re always trying to be your
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older brother but be yourself. But yeah, thank you, man. I think I I
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don’t I don’t know what else to say today about it. But we should have a brother’s day in
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the world, you know, and I know the brothers out there in Philly are bottomless, dude. I know
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that, you know, but I mean, we should have a brother’s day, man. you know, where there’s just like a
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special time for brothers right there because Indian dudes, they have it all the time. You see a couple Indian
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brothers and they holding hands and everything. They over there putting [ __ ] uh you know, zitzaki on each
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other’s necks and [ __ ] Them dudes is close as hell. But yeah, I’m happy for you, bro. And I’m happy that you thought
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today I’m going to call a day. I’m just going to tell somebody else I love my brother. It’s kind of,
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you know, it’s it sounds bizarre to say that, but it also sounds like one of the most important things you could do.
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Tell somebody, you know, I [ __ ] love my brother. Like, well, damn. All right. You know, find a state where it’s legal
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or whatever. Trump will take it away. Um, anyway, thank you for the call, bro.
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I love your brother, too. And you tell your brother. I said I’m proud of his brother.
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Um, Dustin Porier’s retired, but that’s okay. We never give up on him. We love
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him. He’s going to be out there fighting crime. I don’t know what he’s going to be that bayou Batman. You know that’s who he is, baby. James J. Bradica, the
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Bayou Swamp Derella man. You know it. We still got love. He’s in our hearts
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always. As we move forward, I will say this one thing.
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I bought myself something nice. We donated to the Dustin Porier Foundation
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and we got his final fight gloves and so those are going to be um in the studio
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and so he was one of our first guests. He’s given us a lot of support, but also
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a lot of inspiration over the years, you know, and uh and that’s another place
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right there I’m thinking out loud where sometimes you get a piece of a brother or a sister or a mother or a friend or
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something, you get it through somebody else, you know, and that’s a those are gifts from God. Um so, and to anybody
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out there who doesn’t have a sibling or they’ve lost a sibling or something like that, feel feel that channel of your sibling
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through others. You know, I hope that there’s an opportunity for you to feel that or that there’s a there’s a avenue
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of grace that opens up in your life today or this week where you get to feel something like that cuz I believe that
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people on the other side can feel them when we talk to them. I believe they I believe I bet not only do they feel it,
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I bet they hear it in beautiful stereo, you know? I bet all of our siblings and
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family members could be at a big rave somewhere and whenever we say something to them from this side that the DJ’s out
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there and he just remixes the words, you know, I love you Ronnie, you know, we
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miss you, Jillian. We miss you, Jillian.
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But um anyway, praise God you guys be good to yourselves. Thank you for letting me be a part of your life. Sorry I was kind of chatty today. Thank you
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guys. Uh, love y’all
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and thanks for loving me or thanks for just listening even even if you hate me. Just [ __ ] thanks for tuning in.
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Praise God. Now I’m just floating on the breeze and I feel I’m falling like these leaves. I
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must be corner stone.
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Oh, but when I reach that ground, I’ll share this peace of mind I found. I can
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feel it in my bones, but it’s going to take