Mark Normand & Joe List on Hulu Censorship, Spleen Stabbings & Shadow Bans | Tuesdays with Stories #648
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Episode #648 · March 23, 2026 ▶ Watch on YouTube Tuesdays with Stories · Episode 648 So Freshand So Spleen w/ Mark Normand & Joe List Duration 1:02:11 Transcript Complete Published Mar 23, 2026 Watch Episode ✓ Complete Transcript — Show notes cover the full 1:02:11 episode 01Quick Reference Sponsors & Strong Recommendations BlueChew Gold — ED chewable, 4-in-1, dissolves under tongue, ready in ~15 min; 10% off with code TUESDAYS at BlueChew.com Shopify — Powers ~10% of US e-commerce; $1/month trial at shopify.com/tuesdays Kalshi — Largest US prediction market; $10 bonus with code TUESDAY at kalshi.com/r/TUESDAY Patreon — Bonus content including “Musk TV” at patreon.com/tuesdays You’ll Love This Episode If You’re Into… Streaming special politics and “dangerous joke” debates Stand-up comedy road stories and open-mic grind nostalgia New York vs Austin culture, crime, and quality of life Bar fights, spleen horror, and ambulance vs Uber hacks Parenting in Tribeca and celebrity run-ins (Claire Danes!) Gross but legendary on-mic fart moments Green room weed culture and body hair debates 3 Best Quotes “I want you to admit on this call that there are dangerous people.” — Mark to Hulu execs “He didn’t realize he had been stabbed in the spleen… they had to take his spleen out.” — Joe “You put [it] on the internet, that’s where the fire [starts].” — Mark on social media vs TV Total Count (Full Episode) 0 Books · ~8 Products/Services · 25+ People · 25+ Concepts/Ideas 02Episode Overview Mark and Joe bounce through bar-fight spleen horror, the politics of a censored Muslim joke on a Hulu special, a double-barrel historic fart on mic, and the eternal debate over women’s armpit hair vs leg hair. They also hit NYC crime, Uber vs ambulance hacks, private security after BLM, parenting milestones (Marty’s first haircut and a Claire Danes run-in), and classic road-comic hang dynamics. The episode closes with a Bagel World stare-down where Sal reaches for pepper spray, regional Lyft driver small-talk riffs, and plugs for upcoming tour dates across the US and UK. 03Top Quotes & Soundbites “ I want you to admit on this call that there are dangerous people. Mark Normand to Hulu executives · ~17:00 “ He didn’t realize he had been stabbed in the spleen… they had to take his spleen out. Joe List — the bar stabbing story · ~23:00 “ You put [it] on the internet, that’s where the fire [starts]. Mark Normand on social media vs TV controversy · ~14:00 “ Everyone’s looking at the [phone] all the time. Mark Normand dismissing St. Patrick’s Day release anxiety · ~11:00 “ You never drive it again… or something like that. Joe quoting his dad after the drunk Mardi Gras car fiasco · ~33:00 “ I eat a nibble of an edible to go to bed and if I don’t fall asleep, I’m like ‘Oh no, childhood.’ Mark Normand on weed anxiety · ~50:00 “ I go to Tony’s Pizza, it’s not like ‘Hey, I’m Tony.’ But Rosie actually is Rosie. Joe List on realizing the hairdresser’s name really is Rosie · ~59:00 “ We live in Baton Rouge. You’re not a celebrity. No one’s punking you, Jeff. Joe List on delusional shadow-ban complainers · ~20:00 04Timestamp Directory — Full Episode 00:00Cold Open & Austin StereotypesAustin’s shift from “keep Austin weird” hippie town to Alex Jones right-wing associations 03:00Weather Swings & Subway MiseryJoe’s brutal winter commutes to Atlantic Terminal; trains silently losing power; panties and tube tops 12 hours earlier 06:00Austin Move Fantasies & Ari BarefootAri Shaffir living like Rick Rubin; debate over Rubin’s actual musicianship; Johnny Cash, RHCP, Beastie Boys 09:00⭐ Historic Double-Barrel FartMark unleashes a legendary double fart; they declare it “historic”; jokes about “brown gum” underwear 11:00Mark’s Hulu Special & St. Patrick’s Day ReleaseRelease timing anxiety; argues people watch content all day anyway; Hulu asks for promo clips 14:00⭐ The Muslim Joke Phone Call with HuluHulu requests removal from socials due to past bomb threats and death threats to another comic 17:00⭐ Forcing Execs to Admit “Dangerous People”Mark agrees to pull joke from socials only if executives verbally acknowledge real danger; virtue signaling vs real fear 20:00YouTube vs Hulu Censorship & AlgosYouTube’s “wizard behind the curtain” robots; Sam’s Nazi joke dinged out of context; shadow-ban paranoia; Ari as early complainer 23:00⭐ Spleen Stabbing Bar Story (Episode Title)Friend stabbed in the spleen at Big Easy bar after dancing with someone’s girlfriend; only realizes in a cab when bleeding everywhere 26:00Car Theft vs Towing ConfusionNot knowing if a car’s stolen or towed; film productions moving cars; police stations with relocation info 29:00BlueChew Gold Ad ReadMark delivers over-the-top BlueChew Gold spot; “purple [thing],” feeling like a passionate stallion; code TUESDAYS 31:00Shopify Ad ReadShopify’s dominance in e-commerce, templates, built-in marketing; $1/month trial at shopify.com/tuesdays 33:00Mardi Gras Lost Car & Dad ConfrontationMark parks drunk at Mardi Gras, thinks car stolen; dad circles the block and finds it; confronts Mark about drunk driving 36:00Young Comic Days & Lamont Price RidesJoe drives Lamont Price 20 minutes north every night then an hour home just to bask in comedy mentorship 39:00⭐ Car Stolen Outside the Comedy ConnectionJoe’s Buick stolen; dad drives into Boston at midnight; still has to ferry Lamont to Revere; near-silent racially awkward ride 42:00Age, Hang Fatigue & Road vs CityEarly excitement of late-night hangs vs current “do the set and leave” mentality; road as focused creative time 45:00Austin Move & Relatives Wanting BarbecuesDistant acquaintances expecting hangs when you’re in their town; “no upside” in those social obligations 48:00Kalshi Sponsor AdPrediction trading on March Madness, Netflix #1 movie, Trump’s Mar-a-Lago trips, aliens by 2027; code TUESDAY 50:00⭐ Weed Rooms vs Panic SmokersMark marvels at comics who smoke weed for hours and still perform; his own “4-minute” weed span leads to paranoia and self-loathing 53:00Hot Yoga & Armpit vs Leg Hair DebateMark’s hot-yoga instructor with hairy armpits sparks a long green-room debate at The Stand 56:00Body Hair Deep Dive — Ethnicity, Smell & Sex ZonesWhite comics vs others on armpit







