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Comedy, This Past Weekend

Jake Paul – This Past Weekend with Theo Von – TPW 650

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THIS PAST WEEKEND • EPISODE #650 Jake Paul BOXING & BUSINESS ▶ 02:05:59 • 👤 THEO VON • 👑 JAKE PAUL • 🏭 Boxing • Business • Celebrity ▶ WATCH ON YOUTUBE THIS PAST WEEKEND • EPISODE #650 Jake Paul BOXING & BUSINESS ▶ 02:05:59  • 👤 THEO VON  • 👑 JAKE PAUL  • 🏭 Boxing • Business • Celebrity ▶ WATCH ON YOUTUBE Podcast name: Theo Von Episode title: Jake Paul | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #650 YouTube URL: Watch Segment TRUE video duration: 02:05:59 Last transcript timestamp used: [02:05:46] Transcript status: [✅ Full] 1. QUICK REFERENCE BOX Top 5 Book Recommendations: Meditations by Marcus Aurelius [39:01] 🔗 Amazon Search Fuck the Pauls (or alternative title variations discussed) by Pam Stepnick [01:07:32] 🔗 Amazon Search Moby Dick by Herman Melville [01:17:52] 🔗 Amazon Search The Bible [01:17:52] 🔗 Amazon Search The Bridges of Madison County by Robert James Waller [01:17:58] 🔗 Amazon Search Top 5 Product/Tool Recommendations: Celsius Energy Drink [03:21] 🔗 Amazon Search American Giant Vintage Pullover Hoodie [45:15] 🔗 Amazon Search IQ Bar Protein Bars [46:24] 🔗 Amazon Search Listerine Mouthwash (Green Apple Flavor) [22:52] 🔗 Amazon Search AR-15 Rifle [01:03:00] 🔗 Amazon Search Guests Contact: Jake Paul — Wikipedia Page: Jake Paul Wikipedia 3 Best Quotes: ⭐ “The richer you get, the less normal experiences become for you, so you have to do something different to feel something.” — Jake Paul [20:12] ⭐ “I live by truth, and I think that when you do that, God continues to bless you.” — Jake Paul [36:04] ⭐ “Social media removed the barriers for information and knowledge… authenticity is why certain celebrities are falling off.” — Jake Paul [01:31:33] Sponsors & Affiliates: Prize Picks: America’s number one sports pick app. Pick projections on players/teams. Promo code Theo for $50 in lineups after a $5 play [16:07]. Moon Pay: Cryptocurrency platform featuring “Moon Pay Agents” AI assistant tools for handling assets [17:19]. American Giant: US-made clothing brand from cotton to manufacturing. Promo code Theo for 20% off [45:15]. IQ Bar: Low-sugar, clean-label brain and body fuel protein bars. Text Theo to 64,000 for 20% off plus free shipping [46:24]. Valor Recovery: Sexual recovery coaching program helping men overcome porn abuse and compulsivity [47:38]. Interests Keywords: Professional Boxing, Psychedelic Healing, Content Creation Systems, MMA Promotion Economics, Family Dynamics in Fame. Most Searched For: Drewski Skit Reaction Ibogain Legislative Session Tennessee HB 2075 UFC Fighter Revenue Split Analysis DMT Stroke Neurogenesis Trials Total Count Summary: Total count summary: 5 books · 7 products · 33 people · 12 concepts 2. EPISODE OVERVIEW Episode Details: Jake Paul | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #650 [00:56] Hosts & Credentials: – Theo Von — Stand-up comedian, actor, and host of the This Past Weekend podcast [00:00]. Guests & Credentials: – Jake Paul — Professional boxer, content creator, entrepreneur, and co-founder of Most Valuable Promotions (MVP) [00:31]. Duration: 02:05:59 (Full transcript used). Episode Summary: Jake Paul joins Theo Von for a wide-ranging, candid conversation exploring the psychology of fame, personal struggles with mental health, and his deep investment in psychedelic plant medicine for trauma recovery and neuroplasticity. The pair dive into a transparent discussion about public scrutiny, the economics and inner mechanics of boxing promotion versus the UFC, and how family milestones have reshaped their current worldviews. Key Themes: The architectural flaws of public validation and the toxicity of the Los Angeles ecosystem. Therapeutic utility of Ayahuasca, 5-MeO-DMT, and ancestral medicines in biological repair. Structural business economics of Most Valuable Promotions (MVP) relative to conventional models like the UFC. The evolution of parent-child relationship structures following extreme financial success. Media curation of societal narratives and the modern manifestation of hyper-real entertainment. 3. TIMESTAMP DIRECTORY [00:00:00] — Bus Boys Release — Theo details the initial independent distribution push for his theatrical feature film with David Spade. [00:01:15] — The Procreation Problem — A philosophical inquiry into standardizing human biological reproduction parameters using IQ metrics. [00:02:22] — Idiocracy as Realism — Analysis of Mike Judge’s cultural framework shifting from satire to contemporary documentary reality. [00:04:45] — The Joe Dirt Mirror — Jake tracks the core cinematic and narrative archetypes that structure Theo Von’s visual brand. [00:05:34] — Independent Film Financing — Theo breaks down the infrastructure risks of bypassing major corporate entertainment studios. [00:06:57] — Netflix Live Viewership Metrics — Jake outlines structural constraints encountered when competing with mainstream cinematic releases during pay-per-view windows. [00:09:55] — Modern Satirical Tropes — ⭐ Deep evaluation of digital content subversions and public political alignments regarding modern dark humor. [00:13:39] — Historical Accountability Arbitrage — Comparative review of political figures and television hosts utilizing racial caricatures historically without long-term reputational loss. [00:16:07] — Commercial Breaks — Sponsorship updates covering Prize Picks and algorithmic asset managers at Moon Pay. [00:19:04] — The 11th Finger Phenomenon — An anecdotal investigation into behaviors common among elite athletes and political executives. [00:20:12] — Isolation of Hyper-Wealth — Jake explains the escalation of sensory requirements necessary to generate emotional resonance once baseline financial security is absolute. [00:24:21] — The Disney Star Crash Archetype — Jake maps his historical descent into severe depression, suicidal ideation, and operational bankruptcy in Los Angeles. [00:27:28] — Urinal Diplomacy with Jeff Bezos — ⭐ An anecdotal parsing of modern industrial titans to humanize structural elite status symbols. [00:31:45] — Litigation Against Invalid Commentary — Jake outlines his formal legal strategy to target promotional commentary asserting fixed bouts or performance-enhancing drug use. [00:33:51] — Bandwagon Psychology Invalidation — Theo offers direct accountability for historically contributing to online narrative optimization circles at Jake’s expense. [00:38:54] — Stoic Structural Duty — Evaluation of Marcus Aurelius’s functional directives regarding civil service to broader societal ecosystems. [00:40:25] — Olympic Performance Vectors — Jake analyzes his emotional response to his fiancée breaking historical performance metrics under extreme international pressure. [00:43:35] — Aerodynamic Parental Layouts — Theo details non-conventional childhood memory loops regarding biological hygiene enforcement techniques. [00:45:15] — Sponsorship Intermission — Commercial considerations for American Giant, IQ

Comedy, This Past Weekend

Vince Vaughn – This Past Weekend with Theo Von – TPW 648

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THIS PAST WEEKEND • EPISODE #648 Vince Vaughn HOLLYWOOD & HUMOR ▶ 01:41:12 • 👤 THEO VON • 👑 VINCE VAUGHN • 🏭 Comedy • Film • Hollywood ▶ WATCH ON YOUTUBE THIS PAST WEEKEND • EPISODE #648 Vince Vaughn HOLLYWOOD & HUMOR ▶ 01:41:12  • 👤 THEO VON  • 👑 VINCE VAUGHN  • 🏭 Comedy • Film • Hollywood ▶ WATCH ON YOUTUBE Podcast name: This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von Episode title: Vince Vaughn | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #648 YouTube URL: Watch Segment TRUE video duration: 01:41:12 Last transcript timestamp used: [01:41:03] Transcript status: [✅ Full] 1. QUICK REFERENCE BOX Top 5 Book Recommendations: Amazon Search by Kurt Vonnegut [47:03] — 🔗 Kurt Vonnegut Books Amazon Search by Aesop [01:29:52] — 🔗 Aesops Fables The Bible [01:29:26] — 🔗 The Bible Amazon Search on Greek Mythology [01:29:26] — 🔗 Greek Mythology Amazon Search on Oil and Seed Oil [01:29:54] — 🔗 Seed Oil History Top 5 Product/Tool Recommendations: Evel Knievel Stunt Cycle [06:40] — 🔗 Evel Knievel Stunt Cycle Crown Royal Purple Bag [03:14] — 🔗 Crown Royal Purple Bag Oakley Sunglasses [05:59] — 🔗 Oakley Sunglasses Alizé Liquer [01:14:41] — 🔗 Alize Liquer Camel Cigarettes (Vintage Pack) [09:34] — 🔗 Camel Cigarettes Memorabilia Guests: Vince Vaughn — Official Movie Page 3 Best Quotes: ⭐ “You can’t live in the stock market, right?” — [SPEAKER UNCERTAIN] [01:53] ⭐ “Show me a normal family, I’ll show you a liar.” — Theo Von [34:06] ⭐ “The skunk is the king of the jungle… that thing is the devil’s cologne baby.” — Theo Von [52:38] Sponsors & Affiliates: Prize Picks [28:11] — America’s number one sports pick app. Use promo code Theo for $50 in lineups on your first $5 play. 🔗 Prize Picks Search MoonPay Agents [29:22] — AI crypto manager tech to buy, sell, and swap coins safely. Visit moonpay.com/agents. Good Ranchers [56:45] — 100% American sourced meat box delivery. Use code Theo for $100 off across your first three orders. 🔗 Good Ranchers AG1 [57:56] — Daily foundational health drink for gut and immune support. Visit drinkAG1.com/we for a free flavor sampler and Vitamin D3/K2 kit. 🔗 AG1 Supplement shaker You’ll love this episode if you’re interested in: Vince Vaughn, 90s Hollywood Nostalgia, Sports History, Midwest Upbringing, Authentic Podcast Culture, Stand-up vs Improv Most Searched For: Evel Knievel Stunt Cycle Commercial Longest Boxing Match Bowen vs Burke Red Grange Galloping Ghost Illinois Diego Pavia Vanderbilt Highlights Camel Cigarette Package Artwork Myth Total Count Summary: Total count summary: 5 books · 7 products · 33 people · 9 concepts ▶ Watch on YouTube: Vince Vaughn | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #648Published: March 24, 2026 • Duration: 1:41:12 • 2.1M views • Theo Von (4.6M subscribers) 2. EPISODE OVERVIEW Episode Title: Vince Vaughn | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #648 Hosts & Guests: Host: Theo Von — Standard host and touring stand-up comedian. Guest: Vince Vaughn — Iconic Hollywood actor known for Swingers, Wedding Crashers, and Dodgeball, promoting his new Hulu film Mike & Nick & Nick & Alice. Duration: 01:41:12 [✅ Full Transcript Used] Episode Summary: Vince Vaughn joins Theo Von to break down his new sci-fi action comedy on Hulu. The two dive deep into shared nostalgic stories of growing up in the Midwest and South, the shift of cultural comedy dynamics from traditional Hollywood studio rooms to unfiltered podcasts, and historical deep dives into old-school sports legends. Key Themes: The economics of home buying versus long-term security. Childhood imagination, midwestern basements, and strict parental values. The historical expansion and commercialization of the NFL and Boxing. Why modern audiences favor authentic podcasts over hyper-sanitized late-night television. Navigating nostalgia, personal mistakes, and aging gracefully. 3. TIMESTAMP DIRECTORY [00:00:00] — Introduction — Theo introduces Vince Vaughn and promotes his upcoming Netflix taping in Austin, Texas. [00:01:09] — Real Estate & Money Logic — Vince and Theo discuss the anxieties of asset accumulation and renting. [00:03:01] — Childhood Hiding Spots — Burying money in the yard and stealing neighbors’ non-sterling silverware. [00:04:05] — The Terror of Basements — Watching The Evil Dead alone in the dark and sprinting into structural poles. [00:05:28] — The Toy Salesman’s Perks — Vince’s dad selling TMNT, outdoor pools, and prototype toys. [00:07:18] — ⭐ The Evel Knievel Cycle — Pulling up a retro commercial of a toy that never actually worked as depicted. [00:08:21] — Smurfs and Deep Conspiracies — Deconstructing Gargamel’s motives and Smurfette’s problematic gender ratio. [00:09:34] — The Camel Cigarette Artwork — Evaluating the long-standing rumor of a naked hidden figure on retro packaging. [00:10:33] — Pre-Internet Gas Station Myths — Pop Rocks, Rod Stewart, and Richard Gere hamster urban legends. [00:13:38] — The New Orleans Glue — Reminiscing about LSU games, meeting Drew Brees, and mutual friend Hugh Hayden. [00:17:00] — Parenting Dynamics on Spring Break — Realizing your casual friends have drastically different disciplinary actions. [00:19:51] — The Grace of Canadian Farm Posture — Theo breaks down his obsession with Canadian spatial alignment and horizontal physics. [00:21:25] — Missing States & Incomplete School Maps — Theo claims his school janitor accidentally omitted Maine and three other states from the playground map. [00:24:25] — The Amish Incident — Vince mistakes Amish children for literal 17th-century Pilgrims, resulting in his dad pulling the car over. [00:26:14] — The Rise of Hybrid Schooling — Vince tracks his children’s educational path away from institutional guilt-based curricula. [00:28:11] — Sponsor Intermission — Features Prize Picks and MoonPay Agents. [00:30:34] — The Strategy of Career vs Family — Re-evaluating life targets at 45 and working on your personal “magnet.” [00:34:28] — The Jar of Tears — Theo details a childhood plot to present a collection of preserved tears to local police. [00:36:35] — Retro Sex-Offender Notification Rules — The awkward era of mandated door-to-door check-ins directly with unsupervised children. [00:37:47] — Mike & Nick & Nick & Alice — Vince explains the advanced double-frame filming mechanics of playing two variants of himself.

Comedy, Nateland Podcast

Meats with Greg Warren – Public Figures Ep 9

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Public Figures · A Nateland Podcast · Episode #9 Meats with Greg Warren Barbecue, Brisket, Road Stories & Hot Chicken Lore Hosts Dusty Slay · Aaron Weber · Brian Bates Guest Greg Warren Runtime 1 hr 51 min ▶ Watch on YouTube ⭐ Top Quotes “You don’t have to spell toilet to use one.” — Greg Warren [00:45:18] “Boy, I tell you, this is a gold mine.” — Dusty [00:49:44] “Talk about uncomfortable… I was at the Little Rock Looney Bin.” — Greg [00:41:49] 📚 Books Mentioned To Kill a Mockingbird — Harper Lee Lonesome Dove — Larry McMurtry Roots — Alex Haley The Thorn Birds — Colleen McCullough We’re Having a Good Time — Dusty Slay MUDWTR mudwtr.com/NATELAND · Code: NATELAND iRestore irestore.com/NATELAND · Code: NATELAND Superpower Superpower.com · Code: NATE (20% off) Helix Sleep helixsleep.com/nate · 20% off Apr 1–16 Episode Overview Greg Warren joins Dusty Slay, Aaron Weber, and Brian Bates for a deep dive into barbecue styles, steak cuts, and odd meats while weaving in road stories from clubs, festivals, cruises, and church gigs. Whether it’s debating Texas brisket versus Kansas City burnt ends or sharing the origin story of Nashville hot chicken, the conversation stays fired up for the full 111 minutes. Between sponsor reads, the crew riffs on catchphrases with merch potential, the documentary Comedian, Orny Adams’s real-life personality, and Tom Hanks’s uncanny knack for heroic roles. Greg’s philosophy — “You don’t have to spell toilet to use one” — becomes the episode’s unlikely thesis: you don’t need to be a pitmaster to know great barbecue. The episode closes with a tour of illegal meats (eagles, bushmeat, lungs), yacht rock credibility debates, church jokes about Chick-fil-A, and a medical emergency comedy bit before everyone plugs upcoming tour dates and says goodnight with the show’s signature sign-offs. Regional Barbecue Brisket Philosophy Comedy Road Life Catchphrase Branding Hot Chicken History Food Lore Sponsor Products Top Quotes & Soundbites ⭐ Star Quote ” You don’t have to spell toilet to use one. Greg Warren [00:45:18] — On loving barbecue without knowing technical terms ⭐ Star Quote ” Boy, I tell you, this is a gold mine. Dusty Slay [00:49:44] — Reacting to the “Boy, I tell you” catchphrase merch potential ” Talk about uncomfortable… I was at the Little Rock Looney Bin. Greg Warren [00:41:49] — Reframing Seinfeld’s “uncomfortable” vibe in Comedian ” If you let them put sauce on there, they go wild with it. Greg Warren [00:39:18] — On resisting automatically sauced barbecue ” I’m going to capture the whole English language before it’s done. Dusty Slay [00:48:58] — On trademarking everyday phrases as catchphrases ” I was like, ‘Well, I’m just going to go to Chipotle and then not talk about it.’ Greg Warren [00:42:58] — On dodging locals who shame non-approved restaurant choices ” It’s like you get the best and the worst: Wagyu with Ragu on it. Dusty Slay [00:55:20] — On over-sauced premium cuts ” If the guy’s going around with seven horses worth of horse meat, that’s for distribution, not consumption. Greg Warren [00:23:00] — On the horse meat legality tangent Timestamp Directory 00:00:00Opening & intros — Dusty opens, introduces Aaron, Brian, and Greg Warren 00:02:40Tour dates — Zanies, Dallas, Houston, Salt Lake, DC Improv, Moontower plugs 00:07:10Brian’s Missouri spaghetti fundraiser at a Christian academy 00:10:35⭐MUDWTR ad read — mushrooms, L-theanine, 45mg caffeine 00:12:20Weekend recap: Paducah & the #1 Pizza Inn in the country 00:15:00⭐Brian accidentally places his hand on Connie Smith’s at the Opry 00:17:40Greg’s Opry mic handoff fail — gives the host the mic instead of handshake 00:19:30Lab show before special & Greg’s early stage entrance (Beatles reaction) 00:21:30Chair material, sofa/swing bits, and special structuring 00:22:20″Hamburger Jones” Def Jam nostalgia riff from Minneapolis weekend 00:24:30Little Rock Loony Bin — “lobotomized” shirt slogan, Ryan Beck opener 00:24:51Nateland news — Showcase S4, Derek Stroop’s special, Dusty’s book pre-order 00:28:00Nate Bargatze “Big Dumb Eyes” tour plug — DC, Worcester, Boston 00:31:30Listener comments on Westerns — Shane, Rio Bravo, True Grit, Lonesome Dove 00:33:30Boo Radley, Scout, Atticus & Greg’s childhood nickname “Boo Bradley” 00:35:00Comedian documentary — Seinfeld commentary track, Orny Adams’s portrayal 00:39:57iRestore ad — 300 lasers, 200 LEDs, Abigail’s hair regrowth story 00:43:00⭐Quatman’s burger vs chicken sandwich — Greg orders wrong at beloved spot 00:45:18⭐”You don’t have to spell toilet to use one” — Greg’s barbecue philosophy 00:47:52Superpower ad — 100+ biomarkers, $179 with code NATE 00:50:40⭐Charley’s Steak House tab — Aaron picks up the bill, Greg offers tip 00:53:35Helix ad — drooling, 82% deep sleep increase, 20% spring sale 01:00:00⭐Filet-O-Fish Cincinnati origin vs Ray Kroc’s Hula Burger 01:06:00Hot chicken origin: Prince’s spite story & Hattie B’s commercialization 01:09:50Full barbecue deep dive — Texas, Kansas City, Nashville, burnt ends, dry rub 01:22:00Odd meats & illegal animals — kangaroo, alligator, eagle, bushmeat 01:41:49Comedy audience medical emergencies — seizures at tapings, Brad Upton story 01:46:57Tour plugs and wrap-up — “We’re having a good time” / “Boy, I tell you” People Mentioned Guest Greg Warren Stand-up comedian, barbecue obsessive, and host of The Consumers podcast. Shares road stories from the Little Rock Loony Bin, Wright’s Barbecue recognition, and his definitive brisket philosophy. → Greg Warren on Amazon Host Dusty Slay Stand-up headliner, Nashville hot chicken skeptic, and book author. Leads the episode, delivers all sponsor reads, and promotes his forthcoming “We’re Having a Good Time” book. → dustyslay.com Host Aaron Weber Nashville-based stand-up, co-host of Public Figures and Nateland. Introduces Town House FlipSides crackers to the conversation and picks up the steakhouse tab. → aaronwebercomedy.com Host Brian Bates “Comedy missionary” stand-up who details the Connie Smith hand mishap, the Filet-O-Fish origin story, Nashville hot chicken history, and repeated audience medical emergencies at his tapings. → brianbatescomedy.com Referenced Nate Bargatze Nateland founder; “Big Dumb Eyes” tour dates plugged for DC, Worcester, and Boston. Not present but referenced throughout. → nateland.com Referenced Connie Smith Country legend and Grand Ole Opry regular. Brian accidentally placed his hand on hers in the dark wings after his set

Comedy, This Past Weekend

Nate Diaz & Chris Avila on UFC, Netflix Fight & Stockton – TPW #649

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This Past Weekend • Episode #649 Nate Diaz & Chris Avila Stockton Warriors on UFC, Netflix & Real Fight Inc. ▶ 1:44:48 👤 Theo Von 👑 Nate Diaz • Chris Avila 🏭 MMA • Stockton • Comedy ▶  Watch on YouTube Quick Reference 🏭 Sponsors Celsius — Code: Amazon Store CarShield — Code: THEO (20% off) Acorns — $20 bonus at acorns.com/theo Saily eSIM — Code: THEO (15% off) ❤ You’ll love this if you like… MMA / UFC / boxing & BKFC Stockton 209 culture & loyalty BJJ & self-defense philosophy Fighter business & promotions Indie filmmaking (Busboys) Combat sports vs. celebrity boxing ⭐ Top Quotes “Slapping someone is actually a nice gesture…” — Nate “You’re walking around helpless and don’t even know it.” — Nate “I’m not nobody’s comeback story either.” — Nate 🔍 Most Searched Nate Diaz vs Mike Perry Real Fight Inc. BMF Belt Origin Busboys Movie Jake Paul MMA Fight 1 Section One Episode Overview Theo Von sits down with UFC legend Nate Diaz and Stockton MMA fighter Chris Avila for a sprawling, unfiltered conversation about Stockton pride, jiu-jitsu philosophy, and what it means to be a fighter. Both guests are gearing up for major bouts on Netflix’s MVP card—Nate facing Mike Perry and Chris taking on Brandon Jenkins—making this a high-stakes preview of their biggest paydays outside the UFC. The conversation digs deep into Nate’s ongoing beef with fight analysts, his vision for Real Fight Inc., why he turned down larger UFC offers tied to Conor McGregor, and his intention to eventually fight Jake Paul in MMA. Theo also plugs his self-funded independent film Busboys, starring Nate and Chris as heavies alongside David Spade, and opens up about sobriety, podcast growth, and the grinding reality behind comedy and fighting alike. Equal parts hilarious and surprisingly philosophical, this episode showcases two warriors at the intersection of Stockton grit, business savvy, and authentic self-expression—from slapping pizza-parlor strangers to manifesting an MMA future with Jake Paul. Stockton 209 BJJ Philosophy UFC Politics Real Fight Inc Netflix MVP Card Jake Paul Busboys Film Sobriety 2 Section Two Top Quotes & Soundbites Slapping someone is actually a nice gesture… I could have just slept you, but I’m going to slap you and give you a chance. It’s like a warning flare. Nate Diaz • 00:08:31 • ⭐ Star You’re walking around helpless and you don’t even know it, right? A tidal wave might come. You’re gonna drown. That’s why I started training. Nate Diaz • 00:31:45 • ⭐ Star Fighting is what I do now. It sucks and it’s great and all that, but I’m not nobody’s comeback story either. Nate Diaz • 00:56:23 • ⭐ Star Just ’cause you slapped a guy one time at a pizza parlor doesn’t mean you can defend yourself. Nate Diaz • 00:33:51 It’s like public speaking with your face and fists. Theo Von • 00:39:30 — on fighting I ain’t fighting no people who aren’t fighters. I’m fighting fighters, because that makes good fights. Nate Diaz • 00:45:30 I’m in love with UFC. That’s where I come from… but all this came from it, even Jake Paul’s whole thing. Nate Diaz • 00:55:56 I could study forever and I won’t get past the magazines. [On feeling out of his depth on Rogan’s podcast.] Nate Diaz • 00:43:00 3 Section Three Timestamp Directory 00:00:00Busboys promo & Nashville Ryman show preview 00:01:09Introducing Nate Diaz & Chris Avila — Netflix fights announced 00:02:04Nate’s vegan restaurant & mainly-vegan diet 00:07:45Boosie story, late arrivals & Dwyane Wade’s kid ⭐ 00:08:31Stockton slap origins & pizza-parlor incident ⭐ 00:11:27Stockton pride: Mickey Grove Zoo & 209 culture 00:15:00How Nate & Chris met at the tint shop 00:18:00Early amateur boxing & grooming jokes 00:21:00Records, never being finished, Josh Thomson 00:23:00Nick Diaz’s legacy & family fighting influence 00:26:10Everlast vs. Eminem loyalty crisis story 00:28:16📺 Sponsor: CarShield — code THEO 00:29:18📺 Sponsor: Acorns investing app 00:31:00Jiu-jitsu in schools, self-defense & swimming analogy ⭐ 00:33:00Social anxiety & training with cops and bakers 00:36:40CTE risk, football vs fighting debate 00:37:40Is fighting still fun? Training vs. lifestyle identity 00:39:05Camp dread, fear vs. fan excitement (Gladiator analogy) ⭐ 00:40:50Dieting, ZYN pouches & fasting lifestyle 00:43:00Joe Rogan’s “two episodes a week” advice 00:44:25MVP/Netflix card & Mike Perry matchup explained 00:46:20Violence, fan-favorite wars & best-of-best philosophy 00:48:00Chris Avila’s MMA/boxing run & return to MMA 00:49:30Camp structure: boxing, wrestling, Joe Schilling 00:51:30Jon Bernthal nap rant & Nate’s take 00:53:00Netflix, PPV model & biggest payday discussion 00:55:30UFC vs Netflix/MVP, Real Fight Inc., Conor timing ⭐ 00:59:00BMF belt ownership & Oliveira criticism ⭐ 01:03:00Choosing Mike Perry & Netflix over UFC options 01:04:27📺 Sponsor: Saily eSIM — code THEO 01:06:00Jake Paul hunt & MMA plans 01:08:30Rapid word association: Conor, Poirier, GSP, Khabib 01:11:40Jiu-jitsu for Lindsey Graham & DC BJJ plug 01:13:30Michael Johnson callout & Rogan mic pull story 01:16:20Fighting high & Pettis fight blunt story 01:18:30Nick Diaz weed suspension & commission ruling 01:20:30Busboys acting experience & on-set embarrassment 01:22:00Busboys bloopers: car scene, yelling at Theo 01:24:30Independent film model & pre-sale push 01:26:40Turned down Road House; missed DiCaprio Stockton film 01:29:00Future acting roles & wanting nicer characters 01:30:30Quadruple amputee cornhole murder story riff 01:33:00BMF belt residuals joke & calling the UFC 01:34:00Sobriety, weed & no giving drugs to sober friends 01:36:00Rat King nickname & King & the Sting origin 01:37:30DC & Brendan Schaub analyst rant ⭐ 01:41:00Closing: Busboys characters, 209 shoutouts & May 16 card 4 Section Four People Mentioned Host Theo Von Stand-up comedian, podcaster, and filmmaker behind Busboys. Touring “Return of the Rat” ahead of Netflix special. theovon.com → Guest • UFC / Real Fight Inc. Nate Diaz Stockton MMA legend, BJJ black belt, UFC veteran, founder of Real Fight Inc. Fighting Mike Perry on Netflix MVP card. @natediaz209 → Guest • MMA / Boxer Chris Avila Stockton fighter, Nate’s longtime teammate. Taking on Brandon Jenkins on same Netflix MVP card. @chrisavila209 → Co-Star • Actor / Comedian David Spade Hollywood comedian, co-writer and co-star of Busboys alongside Theo Von. Wikipedia

Are You Garbage, Comedy

Back in the Basement – Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast with Kevin Ryan & H. Foley

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Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast · Show Notes Back in the Basement! H. Foley & Kevin Ryan 1:09:01 Runtime Patreon Q&A Episode 2 Sponsors Top Products & Affiliate Links 👖 The Perfect Jean — Code: GARBAGE15 (15% off) 🛒 Shopify — $1/month trial 🍕 Franzone’s Pizza — Conshohocken, PA 🍦 Ben & Jerry’s Chocolate Fudge Brownie 🍦 Turkey Hill Chocolate Chip Ice Cream Best Quotes Preview ⭐ “You killed my dog!” — H. Foley ⭐ “Chicken so good you’ll answer an application.” — Kevin Ryan ⭐ “Two scoops. What am I, a bowl of raisin bran?” — H. Foley You’ll Love This If… Dysfunctional-but-loving family dynamics Blue-collar mall stories and suburban dad life Patreon garbage debates (plungers, buckets, baking sheets) 10+Products 20+People 25+Topics 7Patreon Q&As 1. Episode Overview The hosts are literally back in Foley’s basement after flood and leak damage wrecked their newer studio — and they lean into the chaos with stories about insurance games, Easter candy atrocities, a deeply anxious mall massage, and suburban dad problems. They mix two sponsor reads with personal stories that run the full range from Uber Eats ice cream emergencies to plunger placement philosophy. The back half shifts into Patreon “Are You Garbage?” questions, where Kevin and Foley debate baking sheets vs. cookie sheets, appropriate plunger storage, orange Home Depot buckets as trash cans, faking pink eye at work, and the legitimacy of a hands-free steering alignment test. It’s a pure family episode — no outside guest — and one of their most relaxed, story-driven installments. Flooded studio & basement comeback Foley’s mom Patty & Easter candy Mall massage saga at Serene Blue Suburban homeowner problems Everyday class markers & kitchen gear Patreon garbage hypotheticals 2. Top Quotes & Soundbites ” You killed my dog! H. Foley · ~00:28:10 · Combat/service dog emotional riff ” Chicken so good you’ll answer an application. Kevin Ryan · ~01:01:40 · On loving Wings To Go so much you end up working there ” Two scoops. What am I, a bowl of raisin bran? H. Foley · ~00:09:00 · On Patty’s inadequate ice cream portioning ” You leave it there so the other ones know. There’s a wolf in the house. Kevin Ryan · ~00:55:00 · On skid marks as dominance display ” This is comedy purposes and we’re on a comeback. H. Foley · ~00:14:50 · Justifying indulgent Uber Eats order while down 75 pounds ” I was nine doing structural work. No permit. H. Foley · ~00:30:40 · On building childhood forts ” I should be one huge pink eye. H. Foley · ~00:34:50 · On his poop-adjacent lifestyle 3. Timestamp Directory 00:00:00 Back on the Block tour & leak setup ★Road dates + basement flood announcement 00:01:15 Aunt Tooty’s slip-and-fall insurance play Neck brace waiting for the adjuster 00:04:05 Basement jammed up & G.I. Joe toys at risk Steam cleaning, sanding, hopes for one-time basement ep 00:06:00 Crisis eating & neighbors’ gift baskets Emotional eating, expecting community support 00:07:40 Patty, Easter candy bowl from hell & Franzone’s Pizza ★Black licorice jelly beans, pill candies, sweet pie pickup 00:10:10 Ice cream fight: two scoops vs man-sized servings NCIS together, portion battle with Patty 00:12:30 Turkey Hill & Uber Eats Ben & Jerry’s rescue Ordering a pint + French toast sizzly to meet minimum 00:16:00 Hidden Easter candy & candy as bear bait Patty’s suspected decoy candy bowl theory 00:17:46 AD: The Perfect Jean ★Code GARBAGE15 · 15% off · stretchy yoga-ready denim 00:19:16 AD: Shopify & AYG merch $1/month trial · shopify.com/garbage 00:20:39 Tampa weekend recap & pre-trip stress Mostly sold-out shows; Friday loosened things up 00:24:00 Mall massage saga: Serene Blue, Oxford Valley Mall ★Service dogs, sting fears, empty mall, closed doors 00:31:00 Inside the massage & “please keep underwear on” sign Hot-stone treatment, heavy tip, joke about next time 00:36:00 Diarrhea on the plane & Zapbound side effects AirPods “defragging” his brain; weight-loss drug blame 00:41:00 Patreon family episode announcement Q&A mode begins; join Patreon to get on air 00:43:30 Baking sheet vs cookie sheet vs sheet pan ★Nicholas asks; ridged vs flat; “cookie sheet” = trashy/nostalgic 00:47:40 Old kitchen gear & sentimental bowls 40-year-old utensils; silver mixing bowls Foley won’t give up 00:53:10 Plunger placement & skid-mark etiquette Main bath vs garage; toilet brush debate; wolf in the house 00:57:40 Pink eye faking & self-inflicted infections Faking illness to leave shifts; cart duty backfire 01:02:20 Takeout container hierarchy: styrofoam vs foil Wings To Go styrofoam; tinfoil ducks = high-end 01:05:50 Orange Home Depot buckets, tool caddies & steering test ★Bucket as bathroom trash; alignment test; broken headphones; sign-off 4. People Mentioned Co-Host / Primary Storyteller H. Foley New York–based stand-up comic. Drives the basement flood story, Patty visits, mall massage saga, treehouse debate, and most Patreon answers. Co-Host Kevin Ryan Stand-up comic. Reads Patreon questions, riffs on class markers, challenges Foley’s logic, and adds his own home/family experiences. Foley’s Mom Patty Central to the Easter candy and ice cream segments. Sets out a candy bowl of “black licorice jelly beans and pill-like candies.” Watches NCIS and David Muir nightly. Foley’s Aunt Aunt Tooty Her slip-and-fall lawsuit settlement funded the studio addition. Now jokingly depicted lying in a neck brace to maximize the leak insurance claim. Foley’s Wife / Partner Denise Lives in the suburbs (the Burb). Mentioned in the treehouse planning discussion and tree work consultation. Jokingly accused of “red-pilling” Patty via Jesse Watters. Foley’s Child Kip The treehouse debate centers on building something for him in their backyard. Foley wrestles with DIY vs. hiring a pro to give Kip a better experience than he had. Producer / Crew Luke On the couch in the basement, helps with new equipment. Confirms “sheet pan” as the correct term during the baking sheet debate. Producer / Crew Diesel Tech side of the operation; working on equipment upgrades; laughs along with bits throughout the episode. Historical Figure / Quoted John Adams “I study war and politics so my children can study poetry and

Comedy, Tuesdays with Stories

Meat and Greet – Tuesdays With Stories – 649

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Meat and Greet — Tuesdays With Stories #649 🎙 Mark Normand & Joe List   📅 March 31, 2026 ⚠ Show Notes Pending The full show notes for this episode have not been added yet. Watch the episode above on YouTube ↗ while notes are being prepared. Episode highlights: Mark on Late Night with Seth Meyers · Joe betrayed by McDonald’s · Mark caught stealing

Comedy, We're Having A Good Time

Movies & Cigar Hangs – We’re Having a Good Time with Dusty Slay – Episode 159

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★ We’re Having a Good Time Podcast Episode 159  ·  Solo Episode  ·  1:04:23 Movies & Cigar Hangswith Dusty Slay Westerns, TSA rants, Passover feasts, hotel sleep kits & why lyrics might be messing with your eternity Dusty Slay · Host Duration: 1:04:23 Solo Episode ▶ Watch on YouTube 1 Quick Reference 📚 Books & References ⭐ We’re Having a Good Time – Dusty’s book (pre-order) ⭐ The Bible – Exodus, Deuteronomy, Isaiah, Gospels Anarcho-capitalism book (read by Hannah – title TBD) 🎙️ Guests → Dusty Slay — Host, comedian, Nashville Solo episode — no additional guests 🔧 Top Products → 100% Linen Bed Sheets – travel essential → Electric Tea Kettle – road must-have → Eye-Massage Sleep Mask – converted skeptic → Linen Sheet Spray – wind-down ritual → Magnesium Body Butter – Ethys Skin Care 💬 Top 3 Quotes “My life ain’t worth two kisses.” — Clint Eastwood “I don’t think we need TSA.” “We’re talking about your eternity.” 3+Books 8+Products 20+People 20+Concepts 1:04Runtime 0Sponsors 2 Episode Overview Dusty riffs on modern TV versus classic shows and westerns, kids’ cartoons, and how media “programs” us before pivoting into TSA, self-protection, and anarcho-leaning views on community and punishment. There are no guests — just Dusty, a recording mic, and about 64 minutes of wherever his brain goes. He then dives into travel routines, hotel comforts, cigars, digestion, Passover and biblical feast days, quitting nicotine, fasting, and the dangers of uncritically consuming music and film messages. This is peak Dusty Slay: funny, specific, theologically curious, and self-deprecating about carrying linen sheets on tour. The episode closes with family priorities, tour updates for Paducah and St. Louis, and a preview of his forthcoming book where he reveals more of his personal story than ever before. Westerns & Classic TV Media Propaganda Kids & Cartoons TSA & Anarcho-Capitalism Faith & Passover Travel & Hotel Life Cigars & Nicotine Music Lyrics & Eternity 3 Top Quotes & Soundbites “My life ain’t worth two kisses.” ⭐ Clint Eastwood in Hang ‘Em High — quoted admiringly by Dusty · 00:07:25 “It is that serious. That is how serious it is. We’re talking about your eternity, heaven or hell.” ⭐ Dusty on song lyrics & spiritual stakes · 01:00:09 “Nicotine starts punching me, gets on top of me and starts punching me in the face, and I got to kick nicotine out of the house.” ⭐ Dusty on breaking his cigar habit · 00:46:50 “I don’t think we need TSA. We just need people to buck up a little bit.” ⭐ Dusty’s airport security take · 00:19:33 “These shows may be good at the start…then two comes around and it’s garbage, but you’re already invested.” On streaming cliffhanger fatigue · 00:01:53 “I don’t celebrate Christmas, but I for sure celebrate the birth of Jesus, and I’m thankful for it.” On biblical feasts vs. cultural holidays · 00:50:08 “If you appear weak, you invite conflict; if you appear strong, it’s less likely people want to mess with you.” Critiquing Marvel’s Vision monologue · 00:55:20 “April is like my January where I’m like, I’m about to turn it all around.” On seasonal resets · 00:52:44 “I’m a sponsorless podcast.” Dusty on keeping the show independent · Episode description 4 Timestamp Directory 00:00:07 Cold Open & IntroDusty welcomes listeners, admits he doesn’t know what he’ll talk about 00:00:28 Local TV & Public Figures HitMorning TV appearance, future of local television 00:01:53 ⭐ Sitcoms & Streaming FatigueWhy cliffhanger shows feel like a trap after strong first seasons 00:03:52 Parks & Rec vs. “Great Shows””Skip the first two seasons” — the worst recommendation 00:04:10 ⭐ Re-Discovering Andy GriffithDVD set, self-contained episodes, cinematic calm 00:06:05 Westerns & Sensory NostalgiaHorses, saddle sounds, chewing tobacco imagery 00:06:52 ⭐ Hang ‘Em High Last Chew StoryCondemned man’s final plug of tobacco; Dusty deeply relates 00:07:25 ⭐ Clint Eastwood’s Two-Kisses Line”My life ain’t worth two kisses” — old-school flirting breakdown 00:08:56 Trauma Backstory & Western RomanceClint’s persistence and the woman’s healing arc 00:10:15 Westerns vs. Golden-Age TVBreaking Bad, Cobra Kai, Lost, Heroes — the drag-it-out problem 00:11:18 TikTok VortexRuining or revealing his short attention span? 00:11:42 Boredom & Anti-iPad StanceChildhood boredom = creativity; heavy YouTube filtering for kids 00:12:31 Upcoming Baby & Tour PlugHannah nearly full-term, due April 13 — Paducah & St. Louis shows 00:13:10 Solo-Seat Ticket EncouragementBuy that single remaining seat and enjoy it alone 00:14:33 Kids’ TV vs. Looney TunesFrying pans, guns, dynamite — re-evaluating the classics 00:16:15 Spidey & Friends vs. Bugs BunnyModern mild vs. classic slapstick; Electric Horseman social messaging 00:16:52 Emma Stone “Beonia” Movie NightDerek Humphrey’s recommendation; Hannah’s taste vs. endless westerns 00:17:31 Western Sexism & Hollywood PortrayalWas “get back in the kitchen” real or Hollywood’s agenda? 00:18:10 Bible Verses on Submission”Wives be submissive” + husbands treat wives like queens 00:18:40 Anarcho-Capitalism IntroCapitalism works with morals; interest in community self-protection 00:19:33 ⭐ TSA Rant: Scrap Security TheaterMetal detectors + harsh punishments + locked cockpits = no TSA needed 00:22:46 Government Shutdowns & BenefitsTSA staff are people; shutdowns weaponize travel inconvenience 00:24:15 9/11 Arguments & Mainstream NarrativesPushing back on TSA’s role in 9/11 prevention 00:25:00 Passengers Taking Back PlanesSeat-belt extensions as self-defense tools 00:26:16 Compost Delivery & Physical LaborThe Compost Company shoutout; admits weakness with a shovel 00:28:05 ⭐ Cigars Back with a VengeanceFlorida relapse; plans to scale back after Paducah & St. Louis 00:29:35 Florida Trip & Social OverwhelmClearwater & Orlando, Vince Fabra, scattered DMs, missed friends 00:31:00 Courtyard Marriott LifestyleMid-range perfection; courtyards ideal for cigar hangs 00:32:21 Partying Without DrinkingSocial but sober means multiple cigars per night 00:33:50 Ethys Skin Care & Magnesium Body ButterAmber’s products; body butter + linen spray = road sleep system 00:35:40 Linen Sheets & Sleep Quality”Healing” claims; travels with his own sheets for hotel stays 00:36:40 Social Media Reactions & “Pretentious” LinensSnarky YouTube comment; American Airlines rant context 00:39:00 Electric Tea Kettle & Digestive TeasClove, peppermint, kidney, stomach teas — road essentials 00:40:15 ⭐ Eye-Massage Mask Converts a SkepticLeft body butter in an Airbnb;

Comedy, We Might Be Drunk

Gaten Matarazzo & Sean Giambrone – Mark Normand & Sam Morril – We Might Be Drunk Podcast

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We Might Be Drunk Podcast Gaten Matarazzo & Sean Giambrone on Child Stardom, Star Wars & Gen Z Sobriety Mark Normand & Sam Morril  ·  1:29:28  ·  Full Episode Notes Netflix Top 10, Oscar diversity mandates, creepy fan encounters, Lego Jedi debates, and why Gen Z is quietly canceling alcohol — all in one episode. Full timestamps, sponsor codes, quotes, and clip breakdowns below. 01 Quick Reference 3 Best Quotes ⭐ “Movies are like magazines — they might be out soon, which is a sad state of affairs.” — Sam ⭐ “Diversity is great as long as it’s not forced — it gets weird when you need a spreadsheet to cast a movie.” — Mark ⭐ “I don’t enjoy the rabbit holes — I’m not even logged into my account on my phone.” — Gaten Top Books This Episode Train Dreams — Denis Johnson (~17:00) The Caine Mutiny — Herman Wouk (~42:00) All Quiet on the Western Front — Remarque (~43:00) Where’s Papa? — Robert Klane (~43:00) Being There — Jerzy Kosiński (~26:00) Active Sponsor Codes WMBBD — 20% off Willie’s Remedy+ DRUNK — 20% off Lucy pouches DRUNK — 60% off Tempo Meals first box Shopify — $1/month trial at /drunk Ethos — quote at ethos.com/DRUNK 02 Episode Overview Mark Normand and Sam Morril open with Mark’s Netflix special None Too Pleased cracking the Top 10, then pivot into Seth Meyers stories, Conan’s Oscar hosting, and a heated debate on the Academy’s new diversity mandates for Best Picture eligibility. The conversation ranges from Timothée Chalamet’s bizarre ballet controversy to Doja Cat’s rare moment of social-media self-awareness. When Sean Giambrone (The Goldbergs) arrives, the episode shifts into old-Hollywood nostalgia — George Segal memories, Cary Grant hypnotist rumors, and a deep rec stack of overlooked 70s films. Gaten Matarazzo (Stranger Things, Lego Star Wars) joins next, triggering the episode’s best section: child stardom’s dark side, the “crush since you were 13” phenomenon, social media detox strategies, and why Gen Z is quietly abandoning alcohol. All four close on pet peeves — plane feet, rude customers, cosplay at serious theater — before Mark and Sam plug their touring schedules. Sean and Gaten’s stoner comedy Pizza Movie (Hulu/Disney+) is the connective thread throughout. 03 Top Quotes & Soundbites ” ⭐ Movies are like magazines. They might be out soon, which is a sad state of affairs. Sam Morril · ~22:00 · On theatrical decline ” ⭐ Diversity is great as long as it’s not forced. It gets weird when you need a spreadsheet to cast a movie. Mark Normand · ~31:00 · On Oscar representation rules ” ⭐ I’m not even logged into my account on my phone. I don’t enjoy the rabbit holes. Gaten Matarazzo · ~34:00 · On stepping off social media ” ⭐ I once broke up with a girl for being rude to a bartender. I couldn’t let it go. Sam Morril · ~1:22:04 · On character judgment ” ⭐ Planes are public transportation. That’s what planes are. Sean Giambrone · ~1:21:14 · On in-flight etiquette ” ⭐ Anytime we tell a sex story on stage, something has to go wrong. Sam Morril · ~1:09:09 · On comedy structure ” We invested in silent films and the talkies took over. Mark Normand · On launching Bodega Cat whiskey as Gen Z goes sober ” You’re going to need a clipboard and a spreadsheet to make a movie now. Mark Normand · ~31:24 · On compliance-driven casting 04 Timestamp Directory 00:00 Netflix Special & Early Banter ⭐ None Too Pleased hits Top 10; Drake hot-sauce lore 02:00 Canceled Episode Speculation Mystery guest teasing; Reddit rumors denied 05:00 Comedy & Late-Night Grind ⭐ Shay Shay, Zach Lowe’s pod, edgy jokes vs. “people upstairs” 09:00 Seth Meyers Stories Generosity, joke-writing, Beacon show; late-night pre-interviews 13:00 Oscars & Conan’s Hosting Michael B. Jordan bits, DiCaprio career-vs-Oscar calculus 17:00 Ballet, Opera & Doja Cat Chalamet ballet pile-on; Doja’s rare public apology 22:00 Hollywood Diversity & Oscar Rules ⭐ New Best Picture mandates; “Daily Wire Oscars” prediction 26:00 Filming Costs & Locations Budapest vs. California; Thomas Edison pushes Hollywood west 33:00 Ad Block: Ethos / Willie’s / Shopify Life insurance, THC tonic, and Shopify’s $1 trial 37:00 Introducing Sean & Pizza Movie Hulu/Disney+ stoner comedy; SXSW premiere 42:00 Old Movies & George Segal Goldbergs, Cary Grant hypnotist story, 100-yr-old nona’s film taste 49:00 Gaten Joins & Star Wars ⭐ Lego Star Wars Jedi; Empire vs. prequels vs. Rogue One 56:00 Fame & Odd Messages “Crush since 13” story; gender double standards; pedo-repellent arm hair 1:03:00 Child Actors, Auditions & Serial Killer Casting Dark audition offers; how environment breaks child stars 1:11:00 Gen Z vs. Alcohol & Phones Liquor sales dropping; social media as behavioral deterrent 1:18:00 Pet Peeves & Etiquette ⭐ Plane feet; rude customers; cosplay at serious theater 1:23:00 Upcoming Shows & International Tour Mark: Lexington, Fort Lauderdale, Providence; Sam: LA, Verona, Lisbon 1:27:00 Outro Song & Vibe Original WMBD outro; plugs for Bodega Cat and Patreon 05 People Mentioned Co-Host · Stand-Up Mark Normand Netflix special None Too Pleased just cracked the Top 10. Touring heavily; creator of Bodega Cat Whiskey. Discusses late-night TV, Oscars, and pet peeves throughout. Tickets → Co-Host · Stand-Up Sam Morril Knicks superfan, podcast fixture, touring US and Europe. Shares a cut Stephen A./Epstein joke and introduces the “near enemy” concept. Broke up with a girl over waiter rudeness. Tickets → Guest · Actor Sean Giambrone The Goldbergs (10 seasons), voice of Jeff on Clarence, co-lead of Pizza Movie. Shares George Segal stories, Italian-name chest-hair riffs, and old-movie recommendations. Guest · Actor Gaten Matarazzo Stranger Things, Dear Evan Hansen (Broadway), Lego Star Wars: Rebuild the Galaxy, co-lead of Pizza Movie. Discusses social media detox, Gen Z drinking trends, and Dark Side of fame. Referenced · Late-Night Host Seth Meyers Praised for comedian-friendly generosity. Once vouched for Mark on a date. Steak dinner at Chelsea Hotel and Beacon show anecdote. Mark calls him genuinely funny off-camera. Referenced ·

Comedy, Tuesdays with Stories

Mark Normand & Joe List on Hulu Censorship, Spleen Stabbings & Shadow Bans | Tuesdays with Stories #648

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Tuesdays with Stories! Episode #648  ·  March 23, 2026 ▶ Watch on YouTube Tuesdays with Stories  ·  Episode 648 So Freshand So Spleen w/ Mark Normand & Joe List Duration 1:02:11 Transcript Complete Published Mar 23, 2026 Watch Episode ✓ Complete Transcript — Show notes cover the full 1:02:11 episode 01Quick Reference Sponsors & Strong Recommendations BlueChew Gold — ED chewable, 4-in-1, dissolves under tongue, ready in ~15 min; 10% off with code TUESDAYS at BlueChew.com Shopify — Powers ~10% of US e-commerce; $1/month trial at shopify.com/tuesdays Kalshi — Largest US prediction market; $10 bonus with code TUESDAY at kalshi.com/r/TUESDAY Patreon — Bonus content including “Musk TV” at patreon.com/tuesdays You’ll Love This Episode If You’re Into… Streaming special politics and “dangerous joke” debates Stand-up comedy road stories and open-mic grind nostalgia New York vs Austin culture, crime, and quality of life Bar fights, spleen horror, and ambulance vs Uber hacks Parenting in Tribeca and celebrity run-ins (Claire Danes!) Gross but legendary on-mic fart moments Green room weed culture and body hair debates 3 Best Quotes “I want you to admit on this call that there are dangerous people.” — Mark to Hulu execs “He didn’t realize he had been stabbed in the spleen… they had to take his spleen out.” — Joe “You put [it] on the internet, that’s where the fire [starts].” — Mark on social media vs TV Total Count (Full Episode) 0 Books  ·  ~8 Products/Services  ·  25+ People  ·  25+ Concepts/Ideas 02Episode Overview Mark and Joe bounce through bar-fight spleen horror, the politics of a censored Muslim joke on a Hulu special, a double-barrel historic fart on mic, and the eternal debate over women’s armpit hair vs leg hair. They also hit NYC crime, Uber vs ambulance hacks, private security after BLM, parenting milestones (Marty’s first haircut and a Claire Danes run-in), and classic road-comic hang dynamics. The episode closes with a Bagel World stare-down where Sal reaches for pepper spray, regional Lyft driver small-talk riffs, and plugs for upcoming tour dates across the US and UK. 03Top Quotes & Soundbites “ I want you to admit on this call that there are dangerous people. Mark Normand to Hulu executives  ·  ~17:00 “ He didn’t realize he had been stabbed in the spleen… they had to take his spleen out. Joe List — the bar stabbing story  ·  ~23:00 “ You put [it] on the internet, that’s where the fire [starts]. Mark Normand on social media vs TV controversy  ·  ~14:00 “ Everyone’s looking at the [phone] all the time. Mark Normand dismissing St. Patrick’s Day release anxiety  ·  ~11:00 “ You never drive it again… or something like that. Joe quoting his dad after the drunk Mardi Gras car fiasco  ·  ~33:00 “ I eat a nibble of an edible to go to bed and if I don’t fall asleep, I’m like ‘Oh no, childhood.’ Mark Normand on weed anxiety  ·  ~50:00 “ I go to Tony’s Pizza, it’s not like ‘Hey, I’m Tony.’ But Rosie actually is Rosie. Joe List on realizing the hairdresser’s name really is Rosie  ·  ~59:00 “ We live in Baton Rouge. You’re not a celebrity. No one’s punking you, Jeff. Joe List on delusional shadow-ban complainers  ·  ~20:00 04Timestamp Directory — Full Episode 00:00Cold Open & Austin StereotypesAustin’s shift from “keep Austin weird” hippie town to Alex Jones right-wing associations 03:00Weather Swings & Subway MiseryJoe’s brutal winter commutes to Atlantic Terminal; trains silently losing power; panties and tube tops 12 hours earlier 06:00Austin Move Fantasies & Ari BarefootAri Shaffir living like Rick Rubin; debate over Rubin’s actual musicianship; Johnny Cash, RHCP, Beastie Boys 09:00⭐ Historic Double-Barrel FartMark unleashes a legendary double fart; they declare it “historic”; jokes about “brown gum” underwear 11:00Mark’s Hulu Special & St. Patrick’s Day ReleaseRelease timing anxiety; argues people watch content all day anyway; Hulu asks for promo clips 14:00⭐ The Muslim Joke Phone Call with HuluHulu requests removal from socials due to past bomb threats and death threats to another comic 17:00⭐ Forcing Execs to Admit “Dangerous People”Mark agrees to pull joke from socials only if executives verbally acknowledge real danger; virtue signaling vs real fear 20:00YouTube vs Hulu Censorship & AlgosYouTube’s “wizard behind the curtain” robots; Sam’s Nazi joke dinged out of context; shadow-ban paranoia; Ari as early complainer 23:00⭐ Spleen Stabbing Bar Story (Episode Title)Friend stabbed in the spleen at Big Easy bar after dancing with someone’s girlfriend; only realizes in a cab when bleeding everywhere 26:00Car Theft vs Towing ConfusionNot knowing if a car’s stolen or towed; film productions moving cars; police stations with relocation info 29:00BlueChew Gold Ad ReadMark delivers over-the-top BlueChew Gold spot; “purple [thing],” feeling like a passionate stallion; code TUESDAYS 31:00Shopify Ad ReadShopify’s dominance in e-commerce, templates, built-in marketing; $1/month trial at shopify.com/tuesdays 33:00Mardi Gras Lost Car & Dad ConfrontationMark parks drunk at Mardi Gras, thinks car stolen; dad circles the block and finds it; confronts Mark about drunk driving 36:00Young Comic Days & Lamont Price RidesJoe drives Lamont Price 20 minutes north every night then an hour home just to bask in comedy mentorship 39:00⭐ Car Stolen Outside the Comedy ConnectionJoe’s Buick stolen; dad drives into Boston at midnight; still has to ferry Lamont to Revere; near-silent racially awkward ride 42:00Age, Hang Fatigue & Road vs CityEarly excitement of late-night hangs vs current “do the set and leave” mentality; road as focused creative time 45:00Austin Move & Relatives Wanting BarbecuesDistant acquaintances expecting hangs when you’re in their town; “no upside” in those social obligations 48:00Kalshi Sponsor AdPrediction trading on March Madness, Netflix #1 movie, Trump’s Mar-a-Lago trips, aliens by 2027; code TUESDAY 50:00⭐ Weed Rooms vs Panic SmokersMark marvels at comics who smoke weed for hours and still perform; his own “4-minute” weed span leads to paranoia and self-loathing 53:00Hot Yoga & Armpit vs Leg Hair DebateMark’s hot-yoga instructor with hairy armpits sparks a long green-room debate at The Stand 56:00Body Hair Deep Dive — Ethnicity, Smell & Sex ZonesWhite comics vs others on armpit

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